Celtic banter 5

08 Mar 2026 19:55:52
Obviously sitting with a coffee and a wee celebration brandy. ooh fancy before someone says it! But seriously how do guys like Mvuka and Balikwisha ever get professional contracts. Genuine question as I've had better guys play with me at 6s on a Thursday.

08 Mar 2026 20:28:36
They're gash like most of the loans.

08 Mar 2026 20:43:51
Hey foxi,

what brand of brandy are you drinking?

To answer your question, God only knows.

08 Mar 2026 21:05:29
A wee Torres 10. Very reasonable and smooth and lovely. If you can get the Reservation for about 4/ 5€ more it's magnificent 🥃.

09 Mar 2026 07:28:32
Honestly don’t think the strikers are an upgrade on kenny.

08 Mar 2026 19:16:15
Imagine getting attacked by a gang if smurfs 🤣time something was done about this mob another coach assaulted.

08 Mar 2026 19:29:30
I think we all know the Scottish FA will do nothing about them.
They have done nothing for years and bottled it at every chance they had.

08 Mar 2026 20:11:43
If there is anything from the SFA, they won’t just punish the Orcs, they’ll equally do the same to us regardless….

{Ed007's Note - For what?}

08 Mar 2026 20:20:26
They will blame both sets of fans even though the zombie smurfs ran the full length of the park for a fight. A was hoping Rohl would get involved and that wig fell off. Fair play to Scales today thought he played really well so credit when it's due as i'm not his biggest fan.

Big Trusty was outstanding playing in his right position for a change. Sinsalo definitely new number 1 there is no way schmichael was coming out punching and catching those cross balls today. HH.

08 Mar 2026 20:29:59
We were on the pitch but how many times has that happened without the opposition wanting a square go.

{Ed007's Note - Exactly. There's wee lassies getting selfies with our players and the next thing a horde of grown men dressed in black & wearing Smurf masks looking like an LSD induced Schutzstaffel attack charged across the pitch.
Ach they all be away to fight for King and Kuntry in Iran soon enough 😊

08 Mar 2026 21:09:55
Celtic Them Hearts Motherwell Hibs etc have all scored late on winners and the fans dance about ecstatic then it dies down and the fans are ushered of the park by stewards and police. No other fan base run on to the park to attack them! They are notorious for it in high profile games over the decades yet you will hear the bollocks of it being both sets of fans.

Cowardly little creatures.

08 Mar 2026 19:12:57
The "person" after the final whistle - running towards the Celtic fans with a flare in his hand looked like he was not apprehended. He managed to throw the flare into the packed Celtic end.

It was clearly caught on tv and the director clearly didn't think it was serious enough to pan in on the "person". It also didn't appear that the police or stewards were interested in stopping the throwing of the flare either.

I just wonder, and hope, for the sake of health and safety that that "person" is caught and charged.

08 Mar 2026 19:31:38
This is a serious Health and Safety breach. I think a complete stadium ban - oh wait, they play better with no fans. Sorry they should be allowed a FULL Stadium so the real pressure is brought to BEAR 😉😉.

08 Mar 2026 18:54:38
Sinasola was outstanding what a performance and the back 5 along with him, unfortunately that was our highlight, showed balls at the pens and tav apparently is dissoppinted 🤣.

08 Mar 2026 18:38:31
Theres nobody that deserves more credit that MON and his staff, the 1 thing that we have learned is that we've played 4 away games and 1 at home and in the 1 we got beat. Board give MON and players the Fans that they need back in to push us on for the league.

08 Mar 2026 18:56:09
We need to sign Araujo, that guy just gets this club and is a very good player.

08 Mar 2026 18:36:26
Posters on here saying we had very little going forward

As Martin said this was our FOURTH away game in 10 days with a depleted squad

Sevco had nothing to offer also and they spent £20m.

08 Mar 2026 18:44:26
Tim, I said that and no one can argue otherwise.


I appreciate 4 games in 10 days but that goes for all the team.

The backline stood their ground amazingly today but the guys in front of them didn't help by not taking the ball up the pitch and by giving it away in midfield the whole game.

Great result and incredible heart but our defence stood on their own for most of the game.

08 Mar 2026 18:05:35
Think I love aroujo more than rogic, don’t judge me.

08 Mar 2026 17:58:34
Rangers had the vast majority of that 120 mins without actually creating much. No clear cut chances. Celtic defence looked comfortable most of the game.

But midfield going forward is a worry. Absolutely nothing in the middle of the park.

But MON has installed a defensive discipline that hopefully carries us to the league and cup double. If our strikers can score the goals.

08 Mar 2026 17:11:05
A wee shout out to our Gerry from the Live Chat.

Are you still with us Gerry?

HH.

08 Mar 2026 16:44:49
Scotland's shame, nothing if not consistent. The peepul's superiority complex again letting them down.

"No Sevconian at Hampden, there will be no Sevconian at Hampden"

Class!

08 Mar 2026 17:04:45
What about the ref the linesman and the forth official.

08 Mar 2026 17:30:56
I fully expect the media and SPFL to deflect blame and focus onto the celebrating Celtic support because they are wither afraid or hurting. Even though there were similar scenes when they lost to Hibs in the Scottish Cup Final of 2016 and against Celtic at Hamden in 1980 again when the losing teams' supporters decided to invade the pitch.

Some say Celtic have 'entitled' support, but Sevco fanatics feel they have the right to attack opposition supporters when they lose a game and it will continue as long as this country condones it.

08 Mar 2026 17:45:18
I loved it after showing the Blue gimps the TV then showed a Celtic fan with a Tri Colour hat on.

08 Mar 2026 18:07:04
I’m already seeing excuses about Celtic at fault because they went on the park.

So a non-violent fan pitch invasion for selfies etc. now justifies a violent response?

08 Mar 2026 18:47:51
They did it against us years ago ( 1981 ) ? I was at the game, which brought in the ban on booze, They did it against hibs a few years ago too, but this time it was planned, all wearing black with blue ski masks, what a co-oincidence, but press will say they were provoked by Celtic fans.

when yer team lose, get out the stadium and go home.

08 Mar 2026 16:42:19
Bonus point = We now have a number of cool calm spot kickers!

08 Mar 2026 17:31:39
Great result but we had nothing to offer middle to front. Not one shot on target although Sinasalo only had 2 saves to make.

We have 9 leagues games to get better as even if we beat Hearts we will still need them to lose another game and us to win all of ours which I am not sure we can do but hope I am wrong!