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05 Oct 2026 21:41:23
Would Binks be a good addition to the squad?

05 Oct 2026 22:16:06
He was made club Captain with Brøndby at the start of only his 2nd season with them.
Another left footed CB but it does look like the best years are ahead of the recently turned 25 year old.

06 Oct 2026 01:25:07
Aye big Ja Ja 😁.

06 Oct 2026 10:13:20
Meesa undastood the reference Steff 😂.

06 Oct 2026 11:27:25
Binks? NO but what about BRINKS the American bank can put cash into our team lol.

05 Oct 2026 11:05:43
I’ve read that the Haughey and Brendan takeover rumour a fortnight ago came from McAvennie.

David Low has totally dismissed the rumour.
I thought it was far fetched anyway but even more so with it coming from McAvennie.
Macca’s heid is full of wee motors.

05 Oct 2026 17:48:23
We're seriously F*****. DD isn't going anywhere. Brace yourselves for a s. show of a season.

06 Oct 2026 07:36:14
All this in fighting doing us no favours and benefiting the opposition.

06 Oct 2026 11:08:17
I think Macca hears voices in his sleep.
He always starts his rumours with “this is what I’ve heard “.
It’s funny how nobody else hears his crazy rumours - with the latest being the AGM will be through Zoom.

06 Oct 2026 16:30:36
I see insider news headlines, see his face and move on immediately,

05 Oct 2026 10:53:18
Just a random taught with no stats or facts behind it. Is Charlie Mulgrew the most decorated player in the 6s team.

04 Oct 2026 21:27:59
Just a thought, if the Fans S. show we had last season happens again from the board who thinks Martin will walk. He knows our team needs the fans backing.

04 Oct 2026 19:30:33
ED has there been a poll to see how many of us want to see cal Mac dropped, if not can u arrange one
Cheers Pete.

{Ed033's Note -


Cal Mac poll

04 Oct 2026 21:30:20
Much closer than I thought, my thinking was it would be a high % for yes.

04 Oct 2026 21:43:29
That's looking closer than I would have thought.

04 Oct 2026 22:00:41
28 sevco fans have got involved in the poll so far.

05 Oct 2026 00:50:41
The boy is not done. Maybe slower, but is used incorrectly. Never a 6 or a sweeper. Further forward with muscle behind. It ain't rocket science!

05 Oct 2026 14:02:22
Agree Davie. Difficult to vote on this without at least trying him out in different roles.

05 Oct 2026 19:43:32
He’s definitely done and has been for a while.

06 Oct 2026 00:03:54
Good poll, he’s not done but his form says he gets dropped. If we manage him better we can still get the best out of him.

06 Oct 2026 10:06:34
The only people voting to keep Cal in the team are deluded or Sevconians. He has been finished for the last two seasons.

06 Oct 2026 16:31:56
Can there be a dub division vote, those who say yes, for bench or pushed forward,

04 Oct 2026 19:57:46
The Sevies even bottle the Tennants 6's😂 Celtic 2-0 down and 4-2 down in the final and we win 5-4.

04 Oct 2026 20:13:08
They’re back to being Legends after my OTT outburst yesterday.
That was only only time they had been behind in the whole tournament,
That’s bound to sting 😁.

04 Oct 2026 20:38:59
You couldn't make it up. We've had to listen on social media all day yesterday after beating us 7-1 in the group stages that they were back. They were going to run away with the league, cups and the Tennants sixes.

The city was blue again.
How they set themselves up for a fall and oh how they came crashing down.
Bottled it again and not a peep from them on social media. 🤣🤣🤣.

04 Oct 2026 20:48:55
I had to laugh when it was mentioned the players had to be 35 years old and over but Andy Halliday is only 34.
The rule got changed to be 35 by January 1st and not when the Tournament was taking place 🙄
Changing the rules to suit but it made no difference in the end.

04 Oct 2026 21:16:33
Most of their team have not been that long retired, Halliday was still playing Spfl football last season, I thought he had finally found his level😂 obviously not. Charlie and the Bhoys done us proud.

05 Oct 2026 10:37:17
Then watch the unnecessary passing inside the final third.

05 Oct 2026 14:04:09
Funny video doing the rounds of the Sevvies on a meltdown in their changing room, blaming the keeper! 🤣🤣.

04 Oct 2026 12:01:34
DD shares value is about £100m -
1) would he sell them
2) how much would it take for him to walk away -
3) he’s earned £7m in dividends since he came in
3) those share cost him £31m he’s now Tripled in value
4) who is out there that wants to put £100m-£150m into Scottish football?

04 Oct 2026 13:07:49
1 - No
2 - Doesn't matter, he won't sell
3 - As is the right for the initial investment
3 - That's why you invest
4 - The 49ers 😂.

04 Oct 2026 14:07:30
Its a tragic situation. The only way the fans can get rid of him would be to starve him out but that would involve decimating the club they love.

Just have to hope he gets fed up of it all but I'm not holding my breath.

04 Oct 2026 14:20:08
Would fans tolerate a 3 or 4 year hit to get rid of him if it worked.
I don't think so.

05 Oct 2026 17:43:45
If we had a 3 or 4 year drop just to get rid of him, there is no guarantee of getting back to the top. Sevvies would have 3 or 4 years of trying to qualify for CL if we still have a route to that competition in that time.

It would be a chance for them to make money while we lost a lot.

Never going to happen, even an idiot wouldn't go that route.

04 Oct 2026 11:55:37
Whether you agree with the protest or not, Celtic FC (Desmonds) statement is pretty damning. Cutting off all correspondence with the collective has just played right into their hands.
They will see themselves even more untouchable now. We are now entering a new dark period for Celtic as any notion for change at the top is gone.

04 Oct 2026 13:09:48
I thought DD said in his statement about Rodgers that No One person is bigger than the club.

Until it disrupts a golf game.

04 Oct 2026 15:07:02
I thought the club statement was puerile:

"premeditated"? Duh
"bullied": Begs the question; transferance
"aggressive"? How so? (Benchmark: Desmond's statements about Rogers)
"Irrational"? On the contrary.
"dehumanise"? Like. collective punishment?
"vilify": touché
"shameful": honourable.

"Rectify the terminology"--Ezra Pound.

04 Oct 2026 10:43:19
While I do not approve of the "tennis balls revolt" it has obviously annoyed Mr Desmond, he has ignored us Celtic fans for months, yet a few tennis balls spoiling his golf has him raging. The silly guy does not realise what his angry reaction has started, as the fans know it annoys him, EVERY time now he is playing in public out will come the tennis balls, he is lucky it could have been BEACH BALLS.

04 Oct 2026 11:21:44
Just read that despite the tennis balls DD FINISHED his round of golf, BEFORE being "whisked away"
A lot made of a silly incident.

04 Oct 2026 18:28:21
@1967 Timalloy, he's lucky it wasn't cannon balls.

05 Oct 2026 01:37:58
DD, Little baby Desmond and ALL the board should worry now. Yes, it was a silly prank, but by God it worked! Bring it on c###s! We want change! They know that and are batting down the hat he's to preserve their own interests.

Sound familiar? I just don't get the change/ lack of investment from when MoN took over in 2000 to today. Boycott European games! This mob needs a message!

05 Oct 2026 09:16:12
I honestly never thought we would go back to a time like the Kelly's and White's where people out of there depth are hanging on to power in the boardroom.
But here we are, only this time it's worse.

Before they had no money but now the board have all the money behind them and they don't need to go anywhere.
I hope everyone is prepared for this to go on for as long as DD is still breathing.

04 Oct 2026 09:13:12
If DD approves cuts, bans, sanctions of the fans or/ and activities related to the golf issue, would he be doing it for the betterment of Celtic FC or to maintain his ego?

Falling attendances, share price drop and reduced income must be making their mark and his embarrassment in World football must be taking a hit.

There's a difference between pig-headedness and being a major influence at a football club. If he's in it for the long haul then his standing in the sport is going to diminish along with his investments - and it may bring Celtic's repute down to a whole new level.

04 Oct 2026 15:36:11
The thing I don't understand is why would a demonstration on a golf course have anything to do with statements about behaviour from a football club? If DD, for an example, went into Tesco and did his shopping and there was a demonstration in the store why would it have anything to do with Celtic?

If the golf course or Tesco have an issue then they should be dealing with it - not someone from an entirely different entity. Just because it irked DD's ego, it shouldn't have anything to do with Celtic.

03 Oct 2026 22:58:55
Hey you amazing folks hope all is well, I know no one will listen but I feel Kim Hellberg would make a great manager.

 


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