Celtic banter 3

09 Mar 2026 09:58:08
No Tierney
No McGregor
No Engels
No Carter-Vickers
No Johnston
No Schmeichel
No Jota

NO PROBLEM!

Even with the worst match day squad in over 35 years they still can't beat us when it matters.

Hopefully after the scenes from yesterday we will see NO Zombies at Parkhead anytime soon. The vile hatred i've seen over the 12hrs since the Full Time whistle has been some of the worst I've ever seen in 39 years of living on this planet!

HH.

09 Mar 2026 10:58:16
Spot on Michael the last 2 weeks the authorities have turned a blind eye to them with their banners and banned songs.

09 Mar 2026 12:40:19
When’s the Big 40th Party Michael? 😁.

09 Mar 2026 13:08:49
We keep saying it, it is the hope that kills them.

We, as many have said, had probably the poorest team for a semi final in many, many years, thanks to so many longterm injuries and poor investment in the team.

However, what has been bred into our players is belief and a winning mentality.

That is something they just cannot do across the city, no matter who they buy or who manages them.

So when they lose it is everyone else's fault.

I listened to one of their entitled fans phoning into CS on the radio. The guy said that MON should give him tips for this week's lottery after the last minute goals and luck we have, considering this is the worst Celtic team he has ever seen.

CS did agree about the state of our squad but pointed out that as poor as we are, they cannot beat us. They big themselves up beforehand but just don't have the belief to beat us when it matters.

The guy just slagged us off without realising by doing that he was criticising his own team.

The best part of the game was watching Tavpen miss his penalty. At that point I knew we had them. They just don't have the stomach for the battle.

They tried to make the game physical and were surprised that we stood up to them.

Our board should have a good look at those players and understand what it means to represent Celtic.

09 Mar 2026 12:40:19
When’s the Big 40th Party Michael? 😁.

09 Mar 2026 14:46:34
December For My 40th mate, Still a long way away!

09 Mar 2026 08:50:50
Now that the joy of defeating the undead is out of the way….
Great result but from an attacking perspective it was bloody (deliciously) awful. We played an underperforming winger at centre forward to accommodate two underperforming wingers and true to form they all underperformed.
I would seriously consider playing without wingers ( we pretty much do anyway) , put two up front, load the midfield and have the fullbacks bomb forward at pace.

Keep hearing how we don’t think much of any of our number nines but they get but they get no supply in the right areas … nought, zero, nada. We need to do something as we can’t take league games to penalties 😊.

09 Mar 2026 12:06:53
Good shout or try saratchi at lw with kt in behind and I think I'll scream if martin picks yang again he's a sh@tebag with no heart.

09 Mar 2026 08:17:04
Soup taker Tom English obviously hurting today. Can't even give an honest summation of events without pandering to the poor wee upset Sevco neds.

Absolute scumbag of a man.

09 Mar 2026 11:30:02
Arsehole disgrace to his race.

09 Mar 2026 11:46:26
He's an insult to Ireland.

HH.

09 Mar 2026 08:07:41
Can you imagine if the league were to go down to the last day between us and hearts and hearts need a win to win the league. And their last fixture was visiting the zombies. If it came down to this there is no doubt the zombies would throw the game to stop us winning the title. Their fans would also no doubt cheer against their own team and celebrate a hearts win like they had just won the title themselves.
Very unlikely but i can see hearts and the buns getting their last fixture drawn up for the last one or two fixtures to allow them extra time to manipulate the outcome of the league.

Anyway i think the fact we have come through those 4 tricky away games will have worked wonders for the squads confidence. Great to see Maeda and Hatate working their socks off and playing with a smile again. Hopefully they keep it up for the rest of the season and both can leave with our best wishes.

09 Mar 2026 11:50:59
The good thing is DT, the destination of this seasons league title is in our own hands.

Sevco and Hearts will need to visit CP post split.

I'd ensure their respective allocations were cut to the absolute minimum, get the GB back in and make it as intimadating an atmospehere as possible to get us over the line.

HH.

09 Mar 2026 12:19:26
DT would you want Celtic to beat Hurts if it let's cream buns win league a would certainly prefer Celtic to lie down for Hurts to ein it over that mob.

09 Mar 2026 13:58:22
Pedro do we not only have to play Hearts another once? That makes it the destination of the league is not in our hands. We need a favour or 2.

09 Mar 2026 07:54:53
So many posts on social media saying both sets o “fans” are as bad as each other 🤔 ok so celebrating with your own team is the same as attacking members of the opposition staff and firing flares and god knows what else into the visitor fans, to make matters worse the Scottish media are running with headlines about Celtic vandals.

Only in Scotland.

09 Mar 2026 07:50:51
Fans up and down the country regularly spill onto pitch, when scoring last minute winners, winning important games (promotion, cup, avoid relegation) and this is generally viewed and reported as exhuberance and joyful celebrations.

What Celtic fans done was exactly that. What you never see is opposing fans invading the pitch with the sole intention of causing trouble. Don't for 1 second let the MSM try and convince us otherwise. #scotlandsshame.

09 Mar 2026 07:30:14
No doubt punishments will be dished out following the pitch "invasions" by fans,
How serious a punishment could Celtic get?
Could the score be reversed due to OUR fand apparently invading first (at ibrokes! ) or am I overthinking?

09 Mar 2026 10:40:58
Tim, any punishment incoming for both clubs will likely be financial and possibly banning/ significantly cutting the away allocation for a while. I think the police/ security for these games need looked into. It was far too easy for fans on both sides to come on. I don't know if it was poor planning from the police, poor training or not enough resources but they let it get out of hand too easily
The Onion Bears should be banned by their club for embarrassingly dressing up in spiderman gimp suits for that alone.

They will never live that down. Absolute embarrassment.
Jokes aside though no matter what the media want us to believe there was only one set of ultras causing trouble and it was theirs.

09 Mar 2026 14:02:40
Derry Tim, it's down to not enough resources by the police. But they do try and leave stewarding to the matches to the stewards. But these people aren't intrested. They get paid minimum wage and aren't going to step in the way and get themselves hurt.

09 Mar 2026 03:03:40
Saw footage of a Celtic fan getting his head stamped not a cop in sight hope they get the feckers that done it.

09 Mar 2026 08:05:43
One got arrested apparently. Stupid place to park the bus.

09 Mar 2026 02:45:20
Daly ranger running with story about Celtic vandals 🤣 what a joke o a rag.

09 Mar 2026 08:39:20
Notice we're being branded along with the smurfs absolute joke yes we shouldn't have been on the pitch but it was the track at best as opposed to them running the length of the pitch while attacking one of our coaches again, sbd what about the abuse of our players and coaches trying to get up the tunnel not a cop in sight and sevco could have had Stewards there, time something was done about this toxic club.

09 Mar 2026 00:25:33
will the headlines be about a great Celtic win or about Celtic supporters "invading" the pitch?

From what I observed, A few Celtic supporters ran on to the park first.

THIS was at ibrokes for goodness sake, did they expect no reaction from the home supporters? (some of whom appeared to have similar head and face warmer! )

No doubt there will be away fans bans back in place plus fines.
Once again, because of a few idiots, decent fans will be punished and possibly financial penalties on the club!

09 Mar 2026 07:57:16
I don't condone entering the field of play but emotions were at a peak. I blame the stewarding. They could have stopped the small amount of our support who got on the pitch. What I won't accept though is the Sevvies and the media trying to blame it on us. The little gimps with the headcoverings were out to cause maximum damage and if the cordone had failed there would have been a serious riot. The little scummer who was able to carry a flare the whole length of the pitch should have been apprehended well before he had the chance to throw it.


Add the abuse our players and coaching staff took going up the tunnel, this was a serious failure of security at the Crumbledome.
I hope the SFA report reflects this but I won't hold my breath.
Yet again, the establishment will close ranks on this disgusting excuse for a football Club.

09 Mar 2026 10:06:48
Agree TT but no fans should be on the pitch.

09 Mar 2026 09:58:14
TinyTim there were more than a few Celtic fans 😂😂😂😂 but economically with the truth there.

08 Mar 2026 23:57:39
going by BBC. the 2 cordons at Ibrox was police? why did they not kettle the offenders when there was 2 lines at either end.? Done us 2025 adhoc.