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05 Oct 2025 15:57:11
Can't believe performance of Maeda. He is disinterested and a shadow of his former self. Comical defending for Motherwell goal. but I'm not laughing. we have visually regressed.

05 Oct 2025 16:53:23
He’s a great player! Hail HAIL!

05 Oct 2025 16:53:56
Great player! Hail HAIL.

05 Oct 2025 15:51:37
Surely we have someone that can hit a corner kick in this squad, McGowan rubbish, engels rubbish and nygren rubbish. I know we are rubbish at scoring from set plays but at least have someone who can put it in the danger area. If it's not beaten first man it's way over hit.

05 Oct 2025 17:08:28
Engels is usually good.

05 Oct 2025 15:49:10
Plainly obvious that we are refereed differently than anyone else, they can put the foot in and pull jerseys, yet when we go near them they can fall down and get everything the only person that gets even close to pass marks is Sarrachi wanting to go forward and has a bit of fight Ralston and Maeda are men down.

05 Oct 2025 15:08:18
Guys, a lot has beenade recently about Celtic Park being 'Tired'. I totally agree. A couple of million is required to at least get the face and Celtic Way back up to scratch. My point is this. Going to Blackpool in March for my birthday. I know it's a bit away but I like to plan. Stay with me. Blackpool away that day but Fleetwood town are at home. My plan is to go to their game v Tranmere Rovers then back for a comedy night. Fleetwood Town website puts us to shame! The visuals etc. We are so behind the curve it's unreal. Just saying. HH.

05 Oct 2025 14:18:04
Looks like more of the same again today. Riveting.

05 Oct 2025 13:10:27
What do we think of today's match? I'll go 1-1.

05 Oct 2025 13:27:43
I’m not that confident we will score and i never say that about the Hoops, right now i struggle to see where our goals are coming from.

05 Oct 2025 13:34:40
Got to be a win, surely!

05 Oct 2025 13:36:43
This should always be a home win - but the same could have been said about the last two games under normal circumstances.
The confidence has definitely drained from the players and even the support in some cases and the manager needs to address this before the pressure transfers from the Board to himself.
The fear factor of visiting Celtic Park has gone, partly due to our internal distractions and the fact we are struggling to score goals. I have no idea if there is a protest of sorts planned today, but the team needs all the encouragement it can get to get a good response. Meanwhile the manager needs to play the best team for the job with no place for under-performers and play them in their best positions.

05 Oct 2025 14:01:25
Oh God no, surely not another draw match. It’s got to be a win especially at paradise.

05 Oct 2025 14:30:58
3-0 we are due a performance and a decent win.

05 Oct 2025 14:44:01
I think he'll play RB to CB to CB to LB into midfield and back to the CB's and if that doesn't work he might switch it up and play lB to CB to CB to RB and into the midfield.

05 Oct 2025 12:51:31
Timalloys recycled jokes
As requested by ED007

I was in the Plaza Ballroom Glasgow when I first met Mrs T
I went up to her and said
"You are one in a million
So are your chances" she said

I asked her "what needs to happen to get a date with you"
She replied "for ME to totally abandon my standards and You to get major plastic surgery"
I replied so it is not a straight NO

Now some from my jokebook

I cannot believe they fired my from the Calendar factory all I did was take a day off
I have a few jokes about unemployed people but none of them work
I was addicted to the Hokey Cokey
but thankfully I turned myself around
I do not like people who take drugs
for example Airport Security
Two WIFI engineers got married, the wedding was nice, but the Reception was FANTASTIC

ED007 has requested I post lots more during the International break
You can thank HIM.

{Ed007's Note - Don't blame me!! 😮😲

05 Oct 2025 13:52:54
Good to see you on form Tim; you've inspired me!
Thought my wife drew her eyebrows too high - she looked amazed.
I noticed a frisbee getting bigger and bigger - and then it hit me.
Many people are shocked to fin out I;m a piss poor electrician.
I was banned from a secret cooking club - coz I spilled the beans.
Bought a gun from a T Rex - He was a small arms dealer.
A big book fell right on my head - I only have my shelf to blame.
A Freudian slip is when you say something and mean your mother.
Does anyone else think they White Boards are Remarkable?

OK OK I'll get ma coat. COYBIG.

05 Oct 2025 13:53:15
An electrician and his sweetheart, also an electrician got married and they got wired into each other.

05 Oct 2025 13:54:53
Two red corpuscles got married and they made love in dead Earnest.

05 Oct 2025 14:01:58
The biggest joke of them all are the Celtic Board.

05 Oct 2025 15:54:55
Plumber wanted a divorce, went home to his wife and it’s over flo 😬.

05 Oct 2025 17:10:59
Two fish in a tank and one fish says to the other fish"do you know how to drive this? "

Man walks into a bar and says "ouch"

How do you know ET is a Rangers fan? Because he looks like one.

05 Oct 2025 12:50:00

I'm going to the game today so won't be about to put the team up but the live chat will be open as usual HERE. or copy & paste the URL:

http://celticrumours.co.uk/live/

05 Oct 2025 13:44:09
Enjoy the game Ed HH.

{Ed007's Note - 👍🍀

05 Oct 2025 12:21:54
Watching Ipswich v Norwich two players both forwards, we could get at reasonable prices
Jaden Philogene, scores lots of goals in Championship for Ipswich
Also Josh Sargent I touted him before on here, commentator said if he does not score Norwich do not win, apparently their fans rate him better than Idah
Again naming Bowie from Hibs
All 3 would certainly raise our standards in SPFL
A name from the past Patrick Robert at Swansea on loan, he knows Celtic and if he and Tierney could get their partership going again
OK 4 decent players and yes I KNOW we need higher standard of player for CL but concentrate on SPFL January, win title again, then buy CL quality players.

05 Oct 2025 13:54:15
Philogene and Sargent would cost around 20 million each so ain't going to happen and i've yet to hear a Norwich fan that rated Idah.

05 Oct 2025 10:44:22
I'm in bit of a quandary re today's game. do we change it. Again?

We need a settled team. All successful teams tend to have a favoured starting 11. We don't.

I would love some consistency in the team selection.

BR needs to find his starting 11 if we are to find any rhythm.

But can we afford to keep Kasper, Nygren, Hatate, Engels, Tierney, Yang, near the team? They have all offered very little this season thus far? Know the list could be added to.

BR needs to come up with answers.

05 Oct 2025 12:33:20
I am in a bit of a quandary as well.

On whether I can be arsed going to watch it such is my frustration with these charlatans who run our club.

From what I have read recently I’m far from alone on having these feelings.

Shame on them.

 


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