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09 Mar 2026 21:18:41
Still can't understand how Robertson never red carded they're 2 full backs firc2nd yellows totally bottled it.

09 Mar 2026 23:47:11
Yes, 3 Celtic players booked for holding Sevcoites back but when Rommens, (already booked) pulled back Forest, just a free kick.

But really, would anyone expect anything else from arch-cheat Robertson?

10 Mar 2026 09:33:42
I had both to be booked and Maeda to score
Dallas done me out of my bet builder!

09 Mar 2026 18:31:23
The "Ultra" violent Smurfs

This may surprise you

But our much maligned Board (yes me included maligning them) at least they have tried to tackle the Ultra problem, yes the GB bring atmosphere to Celtic Park, but they are a law unto themselves and DO cause problems, although some on here choose to turn a blind eye to this.

But compared to the VILE OBNOXIOUS UB our Green Brigade are pussycats, and yet the Sevco Board seem to give UB Carte Blanche to do whatever they want, there seems to be no attempt to reign them in the way our Celtic Board have tried

It looks like those daft Smurfs have just got ALL ultras banned now.

09 Mar 2026 20:30:00
Av noticed that to Tim they get away with murder by their board,

{Ed007's Note - They demanded the "full version" of Simply the Best was played so that they could fit their "FTP & the IRA" chants into it, they usually play a shorter version to avoid/block that fitting in but it was their only response to the Celtic supporting previously hijacking the song.}

09 Mar 2026 21:17:41
Pathetic bigoted club anyone everyone 😭.

09 Mar 2026 21:40:35
Don't forget the cache of weapons stashed around the stadium by them on the eve of a Derby game that Police Scotland found. Evil feckers the lot of them. Hopefully the yank consortium ban them.

10 Mar 2026 08:36:21
The Americans must have been aware of their extremist intolerance, sectarianism and bigotry. It's not as if it's been even lightly concealed.

10 Mar 2026 11:19:59
It is unbelievable that the SFA and Police just turn a blind eye to their sectarian hatred every single game. It is a cesspit of hate, everyone knows it but no one challenges it.

Yet the big takeaway from Sunday was awful graffiti in the away end.

Yes it was awful but what they sang, the actions of their ultras, piro throwing, attacking our fans, players and staff, is hardly discussed by our mainstream media. Even the village idiot has been pretty quiet about it.

It is time for the SPFL/ SFA to hold the clubs responsible for the actions of their fans.

We have had players and staff injured by those lunatics and nothing ever happens, the dead club don't apologise and the SFA says nothing.

Our club needs to stand up for their staff, players and fans and say enough is enough. How long before someone is seriously injured or killed at crumbledome.

A club where weapons were discovered before a game with us and it was quietly put to bed with no accountability.

They are a club ran and controlled by UB thugs.

The new owners, whoever they actually are, are happy to condone their behaviour, if they were held accountable for the behaviour of their fans, I am sure they would either sell up and move on or try and challenge them.

The media will big this up for a couple of weeks and once it is clear, their fans were to blame for most of what happened on Sunday, we will quietly move on with absolutely no changes other than sevco get what they want, no Celtic fans in their cesspit stadium.

Only in this insular country would a club get away with this behaviour.

09 Mar 2026 17:30:20
Just when you thought no more loonatics could run the asylum. There is post on their page complaining sinasilo was shouting and trying to put their penalty takers off πŸ™„ πŸ˜‘ πŸ™ˆ.

09 Mar 2026 18:19:15
Well he was and I'm delighted. Great goalkeeping and mind games πŸ€.

09 Mar 2026 18:21:02
STV news just put the blame on Celtic for the turmoil yesterday.

They led with damage to the away end and then followed it up with images of graffiti making a joke about the disaster.

Then they said Celtic fans entered the pitch followed by some Sevco fans.

The whole story was driven in a way that suggested the away fans were to blame.

Some Ch Superintendent from Glasgow then said there won't be large away support again unless things are put in place.

The same Police who wanted Celtic fans in the ground at 10am to make their job easier and when it kicked off, didn't manage what happened thereafter.

09 Mar 2026 19:09:17
This is always the chosen narrative. Always Celtic fans to blame. BBC follow the same theme as do all the printed media. It is no surprise to us old yins because this has been a recurring propaganda over many many decades. It will not change.

{Ed007's Note - Maybe it is an age thing 4LC but I couldn't care less what the SMSM say about Celtic, we've seen it all before and know the drill that well we can actually predict how things will be twisted.}

09 Mar 2026 20:21:18
Foxiboy I remember back as far as Bruce grobbelar ( spelling ) has the keeper just to stand like a scarecrow? The real Schmeichel opposed takers, buffon and many jumped about the posts.

09 Mar 2026 21:43:24
The wee fanny Tanner said "There is a Celtic supporter goading the Rangers fans by Blessing himself "🀣They always out themselves eventually.

10 Mar 2026 06:52:52
@steff - The boy must have some eye sight to see that from the Copland. 🀣.

10 Mar 2026 09:41:18
His eyesight and hearing must be fecked! A great atmosphere followed by a Celtic pitch invasion goading rival fans. Every time they lose a high profile game violent scenes ensue but it's never their fault.60's 70's 80's not many in the 90's due to winning enabled by a tax scam. Manchester 2004,Hampden 2016,Sunday.

10 Mar 2026 10:10:46
There was a Rangers player blessing himself in the recent Hearts game when he came onto the pitch.

09 Mar 2026 17:23:25
Guys a wee heads up for Cheltenham

Most of the bookmakers are offering various free bets have look and see what offers you can get

Because I am a regular punter on Skybet I have bagged a total of Β£24 in free bets (Sky give 2 Β£6 bets a week, so I kept last week and added to this week to give me Β£24)
Remember the Β£24 will NOT be added to any winnings.

09 Mar 2026 21:48:28
Tim The mighty Celt is 18/ 1 tomorrow
Also I heard good things about 1 called One big bang tomorrow (It's nowt to do with Bonnie Blue) πŸ˜‚πŸ€£.

10 Mar 2026 06:36:06
Steff Harry Skelton rides and Sly pay 6 places
Good each way bet @ 14/ 1.

10 Mar 2026 09:15:09
My best bet today is Iceberg Theory in the lucky last.

Let's hope the good ship sevco is heading straight for it!

09 Mar 2026 13:13:44
I know it's early but would Celtic consider making another loan request with an option to buy for Arthur. With constant game time i think he could be a great option.

09 Mar 2026 13:23:17
JJ they see him as a future top player, so not sure if they would consider selling him or even loaning him out again but worth asking the question.

I would imagine that his price would be well outwith our means but like many I have been really impressed with him.

09 Mar 2026 14:25:03
Agree MIP,

from what I've read he's highly rated by his parent club as a future first team starter.

10 Mar 2026 07:43:08
I know our own player Murray has had few howlers. I thought he was immense on Sunday when he came on. Thought Arthur was a accident waiting to happen. Give our own players a chance.

09 Mar 2026 13:05:50
So when is the statue of Martin going up

Celtic Football Club owe MON so much, he has galvanised the whole club and almost (almost) eliminated the protests

He has got this rotten Board out of jail

Thank You Martin.

09 Mar 2026 13:26:50
The football is far from great, and with respect to MO'N it was never going to be. It was about going back to basics. I'm 37 and this is the worst team on paper I can remember right now with the transfer debacles and injuries we have. Quite how he's managing to churn out results is amazing.

09 Mar 2026 13:29:56
Tim, he has been a level, sensible head amongst all the chaos going on within the club.

I bet when they asked him back, even the board did not think he would turn this around, they probably thought that he was one of the few the fans would not react badly to coming in and it would take the heat off them.

He has done an amazing job, building belief in a team significantly reduced in quality over the past 2 years and without any real goalscorers.

I agree he deserves real recognition no matter what happens between now and the summer.

09 Mar 2026 13:50:00
He has been a beacon of light in a dreary, downtrodden season so far, but it would be a travesty if he was to finish empty handed.

10 Mar 2026 09:10:52
If i was Martin, I woukd get back into the free agent market for a striker. We have nothing up front. Its worth a try. Get someone else to identify them. Whoever thought Mvuka, Big Tam and Junior were the answer needs garden leave.

09 Mar 2026 12:47:38
Sinasola saying he was hit by a glass bottle along with vapes lighters you name it, Scotlands shame.

{Ed007's Note - That's from April 2025 MT.}

09 Mar 2026 13:42:02
Never realised that mate πŸ‘πŸ‘.

{Ed007's Note - πŸ‘πŸ»

09 Mar 2026 12:04:41
Fat Sally's views on yesterday are so biased surprise surprise, calls us the mob and says we were spraypainting the broomloan but did say ones as bad as the other without mentioning there charge sheet.

09 Mar 2026 12:27:34
What you'd expect from that soup taking currant.

09 Mar 2026 12:53:56
No mention from the village idiot about the flares fired at our supporters by the filthy mob.

That alone should get them hung, drawn and quartered but we know it won't.

Our biased media are trying to make big thing of Araujo going to our fans end and swinging on the crossbar. So what, what did he do wrong.

Anything to distract from what their fans did. Another member of Celtic staff assaulted by their fans.

Gordon Strachan saying there should be a ban on away fans, what a stupid comment.

Yes our fans went on the pitch to celebrate but they didn't run the length of the pitch to attack the opposition staff, players and fans.

The Police response was also poor. This was a high risk event, so they should have been better prepared for the end of the game.

Our players now get some well earned rest before they go again.

09 Mar 2026 15:25:01
A would ban them from our ground and vice versa and my reason is as many have mentioned there's no Protection for our fans and staff and to get hit with bottles is atrocious with no help from police spfl sfa or media. av nvr been to there big house in my life and nvr will a wouldn't give them 1p.

09 Mar 2026 05:01:34
1965 they stop Celtic lap of honour, 1980 cup final, Manchester, Hibs in the cup final there is one common denominator they lost even when they one the cup winners cup they got banned the next year.
Yes our fans may have been wrong going on the pitch at the end but they were getting selfies and celebrating with the players we never ran 100 yards with gimp masks on and fired flares, never attacked there players and staff but we will get tarred with the same brush and for anybody to blame the GB is ridiculous.


If we had a board with any gumption they would come out and make a statement about how many of our players and staff have been attacked at the rubbish pit in the last few years but l doubt they will say a word to defend the Celtic support.
Just got back to England hope everybody got home safe and well last night.
Ed keep up the great work.

{Ed007's Note - Cheers mate πŸ‘πŸ»πŸ€

09 Mar 2026 11:32:36
You can also add the Lockdown League that they won but decided to trash George Square and certain parts of Glasgow into the bargain. There is only one common denominator in every disgraceful display. ALL Political parties, Police Scotland, SFA and SPFL will attempt to cover it up, passively condone it and so it will continue.


There will be the usual shotgun wedding of both sides being blamed and what angers me most - Celtic will stay silent and bend over.

09 Mar 2026 11:44:53
Good post Paul65.

HH.

09 Mar 2026 12:38:47
Spot on Paul πŸ‘.

09 Mar 2026 12:38:47
Spot on Paul πŸ‘.

09 Mar 2026 09:58:08
No Tierney
No McGregor
No Engels
No Carter-Vickers
No Johnston
No Schmeichel
No Jota

NO PROBLEM!

Even with the worst match day squad in over 35 years they still can't beat us when it matters.

Hopefully after the scenes from yesterday we will see NO Zombies at Parkhead anytime soon. The vile hatred i've seen over the 12hrs since the Full Time whistle has been some of the worst I've ever seen in 39 years of living on this planet!

HH.

09 Mar 2026 10:58:16
Spot on Michael the last 2 weeks the authorities have turned a blind eye to them with their banners and banned songs.

09 Mar 2026 12:40:19
When’s the Big 40th Party Michael? 😁.

09 Mar 2026 13:08:49
We keep saying it, it is the hope that kills them.

We, as many have said, had probably the poorest team for a semi final in many, many years, thanks to so many longterm injuries and poor investment in the team.

However, what has been bred into our players is belief and a winning mentality.

That is something they just cannot do across the city, no matter who they buy or who manages them.

So when they lose it is everyone else's fault.

I listened to one of their entitled fans phoning into CS on the radio. The guy said that MON should give him tips for this week's lottery after the last minute goals and luck we have, considering this is the worst Celtic team he has ever seen.

CS did agree about the state of our squad but pointed out that as poor as we are, they cannot beat us. They big themselves up beforehand but just don't have the belief to beat us when it matters.

The guy just slagged us off without realising by doing that he was criticising his own team.

The best part of the game was watching Tavpen miss his penalty. At that point I knew we had them. They just don't have the stomach for the battle.

They tried to make the game physical and were surprised that we stood up to them.

Our board should have a good look at those players and understand what it means to represent Celtic.

09 Mar 2026 12:40:19
When’s the Big 40th Party Michael? 😁.

09 Mar 2026 14:46:34
December For My 40th mate, Still a long way away!

09 Mar 2026 08:50:50
Now that the joy of defeating the undead is out of the way….
Great result but from an attacking perspective it was bloody (deliciously) awful. We played an underperforming winger at centre forward to accommodate two underperforming wingers and true to form they all underperformed.
I would seriously consider playing without wingers ( we pretty much do anyway) , put two up front, load the midfield and have the fullbacks bomb forward at pace.

Keep hearing how we don’t think much of any of our number nines but they get but they get no supply in the right areas … nought, zero, nada. We need to do something as we can’t take league games to penalties 😊.

09 Mar 2026 12:06:53
Good shout or try saratchi at lw with kt in behind and I think I'll scream if martin picks yang again he's a sh@tebag with no heart.

 


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