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19 Apr 2019 00:53:31
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18 Apr 2019 20:46:10
Watching Chelsea game and Cahill will be looking for a new club for next season, very experienced, maybe get a goal from a corner with him.

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18 Apr 2019 21:15:12
4-3 maybe Chelsea need him more.

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18 Apr 2019 20:30:18
Surely Morelos should find himself in more trouble for his picture post showing him standing with young Ralston on the ground in pain what sort of message is that sending out to youngsters and idiots?

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18 Apr 2019 20:54:33
Talking about idiots Joey Cartoon head butted Barnsley manager because of a scally coment. Hope your okay Hun.

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18 Apr 2019 18:53:33
Is there anything to the story of Celtic being given an automatic cl place every season ed.

{Ed007's Note - It could happen under one of the proposed new formats for the CL but I wouldn't hold my breath on it actually happening.}

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18 Apr 2019 22:42:36
We've all been banging on about how rubbish a closed door tournament would be, now tho? ๐Ÿ˜‚.

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18 Apr 2019 23:18:29
I still think that would be a shocking way to run the tournament steph.

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18 Apr 2019 18:13:33
The troglodytes will combust if we do 10 in a row and we are gave an automatic place in the Champions League every year due to us being the first British Club to win the Big Cup. Ooft!

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18 Apr 2019 18:02:41

top

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18 Apr 2019 18:23:03
I like it. Smart.

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18 Apr 2019 18:58:31
Only one star on the new top? I thought we would have had 6, 5 with one on top.

{Ed007's Note - So did I.}

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18 Apr 2019 19:35:29
We've not won the league yet so they might wait till Monday to put stars on๐Ÿคž.

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18 Apr 2019 19:59:19
Maybe Jim good point.

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18 Apr 2019 20:09:48
I prefer the embroidered crest compared to the pish plastic version.

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18 Apr 2019 20:23:06
That is the same site that leaked that one with the 6 stars last week along with the what away strip with the green and orange sleeves. I like them all.

{Ed007's Note - The one last week was faked up using their watermark.}

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18 Apr 2019 20:27:29
When's the top available.

{Ed007's Note - I don't think it's been anounced.}

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18 Apr 2019 20:50:09
Prob in time for cup final though.

{Ed007's Note - Yeah if I remember right it was released around the 4th of May last year.}

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18 Apr 2019 21:05:10
Thereโ€™s no need for the stars, I prefer to do without in fairness.
We actually have and know our history ๐Ÿ˜œ.

{Ed007's Note - Other league's including Germany and Italy use a star system for 10 league titles that started long before the original Rangers had heard of it. Personally I don't really care way or another although 5 stars with a gold one would send the Klan into another meltdown. If I remember right it was Adidas that "forced" Juventus to restore the stars on their jersey after the Calciopoli scandal.
I think there is a far more important issue than 5 stars on our top - when can we hijack GoingFor55? After 10 in a Row or will we need to wait until 13 or 14?

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18 Apr 2019 21:29:30
On our Birthday Ed. I expect it again this year haha.

{Ed007's Note - Yeah that's why I remember it lol Instead of sending cards to me this year I would rather you all donated money to my chosen charity. It's registered on www.just geezit.com under GetEd007aNewPC! ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜

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18 Apr 2019 22:35:09
Haha. I'm already dropping hints ๐Ÿ˜‚.

{Ed007's Note - ๐Ÿ‘

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18 Apr 2019 22:46:56
Haha may the 4th be with yous. Fu (kin star wars ๐Ÿค”.

{Ed007's Note - Now you know not be be slagging to Star Wars!

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18 Apr 2019 23:29:03
Haha your about 2 steps away from a flat earther.

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18 Apr 2019 15:14:42
Moyes for Scotland job, perfect for him, please take it.

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18 Apr 2019 17:07:34
They should go for clarke.

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18 Apr 2019 17:36:47
Has to be Scott Gemmill for me.

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18 Apr 2019 21:00:51
was there not some ex sevco player saying that we should go for Moyes as he will be desperate to show he can do it (same as BR) and use us as a stepping stone back to EPL?

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18 Apr 2019 12:11:05
Iv a horrible feeling we'll end up facing the rat at some point in next seasons europe league.

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18 Apr 2019 16:42:55
Heโ€™ll probably have left by then BB.

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18 Apr 2019 17:15:21
He has had his easy 4 games, he has a tough run in, they will get nowhere near the Europa league, he has had his last game in European competitions for quite a white.

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18 Apr 2019 20:28:18
Given br record in Europe I'd take that.

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18 Apr 2019 12:09:24
Oh dear big ebt is away and thankfully that wee sly cheerleader with him.

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18 Apr 2019 12:42:19
This has made my day.

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17 Apr 2019 22:40:24
Anyone looking for something to watch on netflix, give I delours a watch. Documentary about the price sisters. Great watch for anyone of a republican persuasion or even if u have an interest.

{Ed007's Note - There's some cracking films, documentaries & dramas on Netflix, the Miami Showband one and there's a couple about the Hunger Strikes too I'm sure.
But have you heard of bendy water? Behind (Beyond?) The Curve is one of THE most f**ked up things I've ever seen in my life - and I've seen the original and uncut I Spit on Your Grave!!}

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18 Apr 2019 00:42:31
Just watched behind the curve, holy Mary mother of God I think my head is going to explode. Had a good laugh at the guy doing keepy uppy with the mallets. I'm going to call him mallet baws ๐Ÿ˜‚.

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17 Apr 2019 23:31:53
Only time I've heard of bendy water is when the flat earth guy got hold of Griffiths. I've seen the miami showband massacre, they really are a horrible lot. What is the bendy water thing?

{Ed007's Note - You obviously watched it from your above post ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ Absolutely crazy bams!}

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18 Apr 2019 12:03:14
That last one was sent well before the other one. Get yer finger out yer erse.

{Ed007's Note - I went to bed last night and one of the other eds put it up and then held the second for me.}

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18 Apr 2019 12:08:47
Watched the show band one interesting watch ed.

{Ed007's Note - ๐Ÿ‘

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18 Apr 2019 15:36:39
These people have to be attention seeking right? What about 'crescent moons'? The fact that right now it's night time somewhere? Where do they propose the edge is? Nearly as deluded as a person. FUBAR.

{Ed007's Note - Oh they've got answers for all your questions, JT. Here I don't believe it btw ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ I just watched a couple of Youtube videos when that guy asked LG about it and then spotted the Netflix show a couple of weeks ago so gave it a watch to see how nuts it was.}

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18 Apr 2019 16:37:18
Did u see the guy with the mallets? Playing keepy uppy with a golf ball to keep his mind sharp ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ then the boy that thinks we live in a dome like the truman show, man alive.

{Ed007's Note - How creepy is the guy about the woman? He's choking for it and she's just making money out the whole thing.}

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18 Apr 2019 16:42:06
I've read things and seen the odd clip on facetube too including the Griff one. I'll have to give the doc a watch I might learn something then! Best thing I've seen from their society was a statement saying something like 'There are flat earthers all over the GLOBE'. Mental man.

{Ed007's Note - What it did make me look up is how different the world is compared to the way maps and globes are made up, the size of countries etc, that was quite interesting and I'm sure that's true lol.}

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18 Apr 2019 22:23:23
Just started watching this. Sweet jesus. What people believe in. If I said sth about earth being flat in cork I'd be put into a mental home.

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18 Apr 2019 22:52:23
Hahaha she's playing him like a fiddle, he's like a horny school boy n she's the wee tease.

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17 Apr 2019 18:46:02
Just for a bit of fun, was looking at our 1st team squad and we could name this 11 quite easily before the season ends. Certainly in my time it would be the youngest 11 we have played.

Bain (Age 26)

Ralston (Age 20)
Benkovic (Age 21)
Ajer (Age 20)
Tierney (Age 21)

Burke (Age 22)
Kouassi (Age 21)
Ntcham (Age 23)
Johnston (Age 19)

Edouard (Age 21)
Weah (Age 19)

To think there's still.
Arzani (Age 20)
Perez (Age 20)
Shved (Age 21)
Miller (Age 21)
Hazard (Age 21)
Benyu (Age 21)
Bayo (Age 22)
Henderson (Age 22)
Gutman (Age 22)
Morgan (Age 22)
Hendry (Age 23)
Christie (Age 24)
Simunovic (Age 24)
Toljan (Age 24)
Rogic (Age 26)

Remarkable really when you look at the quality we have at a very young age. The remaining players are over the age of 26 and it's possible as many as 9 could be gone during the summer. I expect Forrest, Bitton, Griffiths, Sinclair, Hayes and Brown to definitely stay.

Forrest (Age 27)
Bitton (Age 27)
Allan (Age 27)
Griffiths (Age 28)
Boyata (Age 28)
Gamboa (Age 29)
Sinclair (Age 30)
Hayes (Age 31)
Izaguirre (Age 32)
Lustig (Age 32)
Mulumbu (Age 32)
Compper (Age 33)
Brown (Age 33)
Gordon (Age 36)
De Vries (Age 38)

With an abundance of quality youth players like Dembele, Oko-Flex, Church, Aitchison, McInroy, etc ready to step up over the next season or 2 it does make for good reading when you consider we are having one of the most successful periods in our history. For all those wishing to throw money away at big names who don't guarantee success just look at the youth we have and tell me we are not a well run club on the right path. Yes we need to improve and we will, we can do it without squandering cash. As someone who struggled to come to terms with they way we were run i am now content with our model. The time will come in the future when we are back at the big boys table and it will be done without selling our souls to the devil.

Hail F'n Hail.

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17 Apr 2019 19:21:40
Excellent post, Stan. I think you would struggle to find many clubs in Europe with a squad as young as that and as you say, weโ€™re in one of the most successful periods in our history.

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17 Apr 2019 19:37:01
And to think Stan youโ€™ve not even included my vote for Scottish Player of the Year Callum McGregor.

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17 Apr 2019 19:55:53
. and plenty more good times to come COYBIG. Well spotted Ice Man quite funny as he's my choice too. Although i'd be equally as happy to see Forrest get it.

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17 Apr 2019 20:05:06
And to think Stan weโ€™re paying the wage bill!

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17 Apr 2019 20:15:33
Aye and they can't even pay the Bills wage JFP ๐Ÿ˜Š.

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