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23 Oct 2017 16:12:18
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23 Oct 2017 14:36:17
Excellent result on Sat, regardless of performance, winning is all that matters in a semi-final.

We know now that Dembele is back to his best and Griff maybe needs a rest. Also, Rogic our biggest creative spark and also warrants a starting place in any domestic game. Gordon’s distribution at times was nothing short of shocking

XI for Aberdeen away should be:

De Vries
Lustig Erik Boyata Tierney
Brown Armstrong
Roberts Rogic Sinclair

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23 Oct 2017 14:52:47
I'd play Forrest before paddy at the moment. Roberts hasn't been great this season and Forrest playing well.

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23 Oct 2017 15:19:24
Yep, he hasn't reached the heights of last season yet - the whole team haven't to be fair.

Maybe give Forrest 60 mins then Paddy on for the last 30 when they start to tire.

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23 Oct 2017 12:36:47
So Pedro says they are not mentally tough enough. so that's him stating they're done and he can't motivate them to get any better.

Still hope he stays, him and his slow fat team are comedy gold.

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23 Oct 2017 14:07:22
It’s bloody marvellous watchn them implode once again! I’ve not had this much a laugh since, well since the last manager they had in actually πŸ™ˆπŸ™ˆπŸ™ˆπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ Brother Pedro has kept us all amused since the day he arrived, be it dogs chasing caravans or bull fighting vampires! Or my favourite what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas! πŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ˜œπŸ˜œπŸ˜œπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚. i for one will genuinely miss this raving loveable looney when he leaves! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚.

{Ed007's Note - I said the day he arrived he wouldn't be here by Christmas but for the first time in a while I hope I'm wrong about that and he's here for the duration of his 3-year deal.
Imagine Ronny had came out with only half the stuff Pedro has? The press would have had him crucified.}

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23 Oct 2017 14:27:33
Ed I’ve said the exact same thing mate! I look back on how the media and hacks hounded Ronnie from the first day he walked through the door! And he never spouted any of the Shoite this clown comes out with! I’d love to mock this idiot for 3 more years mate but he’s out the door already I think! And I see he’s saying it’s the players fault now for yesterday and they’r an embarrassment! He’ll be lucky to see Halloween mate πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚.

{Ed007's Note - Ronny came in with his ultra-modern sports science and conditiong/dietary stuff, Pedro decided to ban green boots!}

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23 Oct 2017 14:46:20
Aye but was it him that banned them or one of the RRM who hang about the place like a bad smell telling him to do it! Be a right laugh to see who they bring in next anyway lol!

{Ed007's Note - No manager worth their salt will go near the place, it's so toxic there only hope is another foreign diddy like Pedro or some clown Real Rangers Man from the UK like Tommy Wright and the only decent one in McInnes has no ambition to ever manage at Ibrox because he knows it's a losing battle trying to topple Celtic.}

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23 Oct 2017 15:37:24
Ed they could always go for wee sour face davies he's a rrm and canny get a job but dodgy dave not got the funds to pay off father ped.

{Ed007's Note - Billy Davies fits the bill, he's a moonhowling nutter as well.}

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23 Oct 2017 15:52:36
I also hope that Pedro stays, any other manager although not being able to compete with Celtic would surely have them better organised and with a better team spirit than they have now.
I don't want the fun to end.
I don't know how much Pedro's team cost to put together, I thought that they were mostly other teams cast offs, other people say they spent quite a lot of money on them, but with what it would cost to sack him, I doubt that they could afford another rebuilding job.

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23 Oct 2017 11:54:11

Celtic have been fined 10,000 Euros by UEFA for the idiot fan running on pitch v PSG.
PSG were also fined 5000 Euros for damaging seats at Celtic Park.

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23 Oct 2017 12:38:30
I think we got away with that one! Was fearing a partial Stadium closure.
But it could be worse by not being in The League Cup Final😜😜.

{Ed007's Note - Why were you fearing a partial stadium closure, because the press and idiot TRIFC supporters were hoping so? It was never going to happen, in fact I think from now the rest of the Scottish clubs who are earning money from living off our coat tails should chip in and pay any fines we get from their UEFA solidarity money. Why should they get any money for being shite?}

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23 Oct 2017 13:42:40
It's time that Celtic sue people that do this.
They should put it in the terms and conditions that if you invade the pitch and cost the club any money in fines the club will sue to recoupe the money.

{Ed007's Note - Who would you sue to cover the costs of fines Celtic have brought on us themselves or things players do that get us fined? I'm sure that any single Celtic supporter the Club tried to sue would have no problem funding the financial help to fight his case - which he would 100% certainly win.
The Club's own heavy handed approach towards the support by police and stewards has brought us a few fines as well, why are they continuing that without caring about fines from UEFA?
Look through the UEFA disciplinary hearings and you'll see how petty and stupid most of them are, Man Utd received TWELVE notifications on their way to winning the EL last year, that's 12 in one season but you don't see fans or the press whinging about stadium closures and paltry fines. UEFA will only close stadiums for severe trouble or racist behaviour, PSG were also fined 40,000 Euros for pyro at their Bayern Munich game.*
After the recent EL group stage match between FC Koln and FK Crvena zvezda:

Charges against 1. FC Koln:

β€’ Insufficient organisation: lack of searching - Art. 33 of UEFA Safety and Security Regulations
β€’ Throwing of objects - Art. 16 (2) of the UEFA Disciplinary Regulations (DR)
β€’ Stairways blocked - Art. 38 of UEFA Safety and Security Regulations
β€’ Setting off of fireworks - Art. 16 (2) of DR


The CEDB has decided:
- to fine FC KΓΆln 30,000 Euros.
- to warn FC KΓΆln for the insufficient organization.

It's all poncy fines for minor offences that UEFA dish out willy nilly to boost their coffers, unless there's serious violence or a racism problem UEFA don't really care that much, other clubs and fans just see it as part and parcel of being in UEFA competition.

*There were no available reports of any asthma related injuries at the PSG v Bayern game.}

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23 Oct 2017 10:59:10
Watching a re-run of the semi final again and although we expect a major honest mistake in these games it is also obvious how many 'blind eyes' are turned by officials over minor incidents like free kicks and even throws that are given incorrectly. Yellow cards are also very inconsistent as when Lustig was penalised for Ambrose the guy that followed in and booted Lustig was the same fella that took out Griffiths previously and neither incident was punished by the bold Clancy and sidekicks.
It's also amusing to listen to the mandatory biased commentary being nullified by big Sutton. I wish there had been someone like him in the old days to 'clamp' the likes of McNee, Richard Park, Alex Cameron etc etc etc.

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23 Oct 2017 13:44:48
My dad use to say that most of the big obvious decisions would be right but they would never give us a 50/ 50 decision and they would mount up to cost us the game.

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23 Oct 2017 07:37:32
Reading a lot of criticism of young ntcham over the last few weeks on the Celtic related sites. this is a boy who has only played a combined minutes total of 17 first team games before arriving . having payed 4.5 mill and hearing br state he was the player for epl level I think peoples expectations of the boy where unrealistically high. imo he looks decent but nowhere near the finished article . i think he will become a player but needs more settling in time to learn his own and our game.

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23 Oct 2017 11:18:10
There are definitely signs of a player there. Celtic fans are to quick to judge players, especially young players.
Give this bhoy time and he will grow into a fine player.

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23 Oct 2017 11:38:08
There's absolutely a player in there. You don't get a chance at City's development or France u21 otherwise. Despite his price, at that age as a centre mid you're still very much a project. A player so young moving to a new country, style of football, big club with demands of winning every week must take a bit longer than a few months.

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22 Oct 2017 23:29:25
While the unbeaten run goes on, our failure to strengthen defence looks more and more baffling. We signed, Edourde Ncham, Benyu, & Hayes - none of whom are better than we have and we have plenty cover in midfield. BR is doing a great job developing players but the latest signings including Kouassi are bringing nothing much to the table so far. Most of the aforementioned can't even make the squad.

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23 Oct 2017 10:44:55
We have had a surplus of midfield players for a long time, while neglecting areas of weakness like CB and GK.
The emphasis being domination of possession and out scoring the opposition - at least domestically and it works.
However, there is no doubt that BR will have made up his mind who does not have a long term future and January will see some movement in the window.

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23 Oct 2017 00:42:30
I'll wait with interest to see the comparative tabloid column space gifted, twitter jibes and the like that makes print from the same sources that had a kick for our 3-0 defeat. I may wait a while. I'll let sutty take the light πŸ˜‚. Well done to the steelmen. It was one of those daft instances where you pick the score and scorer, did it today in work and I don't want to know what my odds would of been. I said it would be the perfect outcome after all the bears going mental about signing LM and not doing it - last time I said that I predicted when McGregor would be put down against mayweather in the same round it happened . If I believed in off the cuff jammy throw away remarks I'd be constantly skint with daft bets! The gambler's in my work were fizzing that I didn't put it on.
Let the circus dance. They can't afford to sack pedro and I'm not sure the breadman has been paid yet. This result I'd say it's going to cause major internal problems and will cost them points the league. Who will jump first DK or pedro?

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22 Oct 2017 21:38:15
Not Celtic related but does anyone on heard actually kick a baw regularly?
If so have you tried they shin guards that are built into the socks?

{Ed007's Note - I've backheeled my right nut (or was it my left) the other night sitting in bed with my leg tucked under me bit I was wearing fishnets at the time.}

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22 Oct 2017 21:54:28
Oh ED I was waiting to post the video for that and now u let the cat out the bag . I was looking for it to be a best seller lol.

{Ed007's Note - Kicking or clipping your own haw-maws is one of the worst pains in the world, let a woman experience that and they'll soon be back at work after lunch once they've given birth.}

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22 Oct 2017 22:01:38
i hate when u sit full force on one brings tears to a grown man.

{Ed007's Note - A squashed nad or nads should be an acceptable excuse for missing work. That pain in your stomach has got to be worse than any periods cramp or childbirth contraction.}

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22 Oct 2017 22:13:33
Well that's cleared up if the shin guards are any good ed007 cheersπŸ˜‚.

{Ed007's Note - Kev if you're fit enough to be still kicking a ball about you deserve pelters! I've not walked without crutches for 7 years, Timalloy's the oldest person that can use the internet, Welshboy's due to appear on Danny Dyer's UK's Oldest Ultra and Jamie's not managed a hard-on since last Christmas.
My advice - buy a protective box/cup, don't tell the Mrs and tell her it turns you on getting a high heel in the nads, after that she'll help you try out your weird fetish sock things - don't lead with that or she'll think you're a freak.}

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22 Oct 2017 23:13:03
too funny.

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23 Oct 2017 08:39:26
When I worked on the rigs many of the rooms had bunk beds and the top bunks had wee raised side bars to stop you rolling off in your sleep. We called them knacker crackers. I got up to go water the plants once and (I used to sleep commando) being half asleep, and relatively young, I actually leapt out the bed. Caught one of the family jewels and boaby between palm and bar. JEEZO did that hurt. There is me, 2am waking the medic up to check me out. To add to the tale, the medic was as bent as the proverbial nine bob bit (lovely guy and brilliant medic but just that way inclined) Took one look and was all smiles and oohing and ahhhing etc. Anyway, gave me some pills saying, " these will ease the pain and hopefully keep the swelling as I am sure your wife will be happier. "
Naw, its no fun getting the auld man and his two mates crushed.

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22 Oct 2017 23:43:49
Does a semi at today's"semi" count Ed when that Moult lob hits the back of the net? πŸ˜‚πŸ‘πŸ€.

{Ed007's Note - That was a peach of a goal.}

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23 Oct 2017 11:21:32
Never said I was fit enough. Just turn up now to make up the numbers.
Can even catch the young guys to kick them anymore.
Wife already thinks I am a freak. πŸ˜‚.

{Ed007's Note - Lucky Bhoy ;-)

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22 Oct 2017 19:14:48
my wummin is watchin xfactor, so for a good laugh im going to go on the the dark side page, i could do with a good laugh :D.

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22 Oct 2017 19:19:08
"prob 3 players short of a very good squad" ahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.

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22 Oct 2017 20:09:50
Bring in Mike Ashley now 😭😭😭.

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22 Oct 2017 21:05:19
Father Pedro must stay.

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22 Oct 2017 19:04:39
Just endured Sportscene only to realise that at 4 mins to seven they started to talk about the cup ties and not a single highlight to be seen. Not a happy camper.

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22 Oct 2017 19:18:04
Snap! But then realised BBC have no rights to the league cup πŸ˜’.

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