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24 May 2017 18:38:39
Guys bet I have been doing on one off games like tonight is hope game goes to extra time. Before kick off place your bets for Man Utd win extra time, Man Utd penalties, Ajax extra time, Ajax penalties. These odds are usually bigger example tonight minimum 12/ 1. So as long as game goes into extra time bet is a winner.
So you place 4 x £5 bets total £20, so minimum return will be £60 ( 12 x £5) = £40 profit.

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24 May 2017 23:22:40
= -£20.

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24 May 2017 17:26:15
Just a heads up for tonights game .
Man U vs Ajax its on bT showcase and its live on Youtube.

{Ed007's Note - It's free on channel 100 on Virgin as well.

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24 May 2017 18:58:08
Game tonight is free to air on all BT Sports channels with SKY, Virgin, etc
Champions League final is the same next week.

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24 May 2017 19:21:02
not if your tv is not hd ready its not, i lost the channel because of this.

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24 May 2017 12:31:23
Just put on my new home top to see how it fits, feels so light and with all the air holes will feel so much more comfortable in hot weather. I love it.

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24 May 2017 14:45:45
I take it you don't live in Scotland then Stan!

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24 May 2017 17:09:02
I do but thankfully I work abroad KB.

{Ed007's Note - England?}

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24 May 2017 18:27:42
Not that far Ed, Skye :)

{Ed007's Note - And it's warm?}

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24 May 2017 11:52:11
My Celtic buddie at Celtic pools has told me that Commons will take some part in the Legends charity match on Sunday to say goodbye to the fans.
My message to Chris is GOOD RIDDANCE,
him, Mulgrew and Stokes were the leading troublemakers last season.

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24 May 2017 13:52:54
The last two seasons Tim glad to see the back of that man.

{Ed007's Note - How desperate is Commons looking here not to mention he has been 'injured' all season except for the 4 games he played at Hibs? Is that his injuries miraculously cleared up now he's got a chance to milk it even further?
I still don't know why he received a medal on Sunday when he hasn't played a single minute of football under Rodgers and I thought it was shocking that Rodgers blew sunshine up Commons and his Mrs arses while ignoring big Efe is leaving too.
I'm sure it's just a coincidence that Hugh Keevins doesn't know much about what's going on inside Celtic Park these days and that negative stories about Celtic or any players have dried up this season while Commons hasn't been near the first team squad.}

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24 May 2017 15:35:51
When I was driving back from the match on Sunday, the talk on the radio was that Commons is going to coach one of the youth teams.
He loves Glasgow, and his kids are settled in school.
I don't know if it's true or not, but that's what they were talking about.

{Ed007's Note - They are staying in Glasgow so it could be possible.}

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24 May 2017 15:48:32
maybe take a 90% paycut and join the first order?, heard he is raging with the way he has been treated this past yr, can't stand the man now maself since ronnies tenure, instigator and trouble maker, felt sorry for efe on sunday, all this BS for commons and not a word said about him, hope he signs for hibs tbh.

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24 May 2017 21:37:57
His face told the whole story on Sunday. Guys like Ambrose, Boyata, Bitton, Henderson and Izzaguire rarely featured in the grand scheme of things over the entire season, but they shared in the joy and the plaudits of their team mates and showed their appreciation to the support. Commons looked like me on a 'bad piles' day and looked like he was there at gun-point without a hint of green and white, in recognition of the privilege given to him by NL that so many others never get and he pissed it away.

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24 May 2017 09:20:38
Ed will this hotel be run completely by celtic or will it be franchised out to a big chain?

{Ed007's Note - It'll be ran by Celtic who will no doubt bring in the appropriate people to do that.}

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24 May 2017 12:25:58
Timmalloy? Wasn't he a hotel bell hop.

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24 May 2017 12:26:27
Cheers ed.

{Ed007's Note - No probs, Kev. Plenty of time for you to get to college and do that hotel management course.... ;)

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24 May 2017 12:54:57
Stuff that. Have to be nice to people.

{Ed007's Note - I'm not much of a people person either lol.}

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Sunderland Season  Review

24 May 2017 09:39:36
{Ed's Note - We have posted a new article entitled, Sunderland Season Review

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24 May 2017 10:44:52
Would you take Jason denayer back if the chance arose? Thought he was great for us a couple of seasons ago playing with VVD at the back. Still only 21 as well. Don't know if it's playing for a diddy club like Sunderland but he's not the first player to go there and underperform. I was a fan of Adam Matthews but he was rotten for them. He's disappeared since though so maybe he doesn't have it?

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24 May 2017 11:39:34
Henrik I kept an eye on him on all their live games on SKY and Denayer looked like he had put on 4 stone, so no, give him a bodyswerve, he obviously was not training properly.

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24 May 2017 18:33:45
Involved in trouble outside a nightclub in Belgium

The only way I'd have him back was to have a word in young pat Roberts ear about life at city and lower half EPL teams.

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23 May 2017 20:38:44
So what's everyones idea for the NEW HOTELs name

I am thinking something classy like
THE LISBON

it wouldn't upset anyone would it!

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23 May 2017 21:11:32
oooh like that, what about
Paradise House Hotel:
Caesars Hotel:
The Kings Hotel:
Hotel 1888:
Walfrids Retreat:

Thoughts.

{Ed007's Note - I've said it before but I'd simply call it The Kerins after Brother Walfrid's real name. Sounds quite classy imo and still Celtic related. If we're going to get the best out of it we don't want it called something too tacky or commercialised. Even the origin of the name would be a good way of getting every person that stays there reading something about Brother Walfrid and why/how the Club were founded.
Paradise House Hotel sounds like a brothel in Bulgaria! The Kings Hotel, is that Charles, William or George that's after? Walfrid's Retreat sounds like something middle-aged women go to for a spa weekend when they're going through the menopause and Billy McNeill's nickname is spelt Cesar.}

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23 May 2017 21:41:17
The Kerching money making hotel
Suites The Lisbon Suite (with a Jinky jacuzzi/ rowing boat)
The Jungle Suite (old fashioned toilet facilities) )
The Invincibles Suite (with 24 hour super hero movies)
The Brendan Suite ( with FOUR tanning beds)
The Sevco Suite (must pay in advance)
The Cesar Suite (head and shoulders above all the rest)

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23 May 2017 21:45:27
the take money away from the playing budget hotel.

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23 May 2017 21:50:27
I heard Sevco are open a Hovel Lodge.

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23 May 2017 22:00:05
Was asked before bhoys so can now be answered

ONE HUNDRED AND EIGHTY ROOMS!

Whatever you choose to call it, I call that a nice BIG earner in my book :-D (Y)

{Ed007's Note - We should install a floating pitch just for a laugh next.}

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23 May 2017 22:32:29
Ed thanks for that, it was something out of the OK Coral, shot down at Noon for every reply to the hotel name. lol .
Fair enough: ( idiot style ) . engage brain before posting lol.

{Ed007's Note - Reading that back it does come across a bit harsh, sorry if I've hurt your feelings honeypie.}

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23 May 2017 22:11:22
The Connaught, because brother Walfrid was born in Sligo.

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24 May 2017 11:11:21
F@ck the crown plaza.

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24 May 2017 11:11:57
Heard sevco have plans for a travelodge!

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24 May 2017 10:11:07
Ed have we got planning permission.

{Ed007's Note - We've only applied for it.}

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24 May 2017 11:47:06
I hear that we are thinking of using EBT'S for this hotel

EXTRA BIG TELLY'S ;-D.

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24 May 2017 11:48:05
Anagrams of Paradise - Paid Eras hotel, Raids Ape Hotel, Para Ed Is Hotel, haha.

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24 May 2017 11:48:05
Cheers ed dyu think itll be successful.

{Ed007's Note - I don't see why not if it's marketed properly. It'll hopefully be used by people attending and participating in events at the Velodrome as it's bread and butter, visiting teams to play us, travelling supporters from opposition teams as well as well heeled Celtic fans who travel to Glasgow for matches.}

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24 May 2017 12:19:11
Thanks mate sounds spot on.

{Ed007's Note - (yes)

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24 May 2017 12:34:01
what about Davitt's, after Michael Davitt.

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23 May 2017
New image uploaded to the
Celtic Player Sightings page entitled, Celtic Hotel Site Plan.

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23 May 2017 20:12:16
Seen the hotel plan so for a name would we go for (1) Ceasers Palace (2) Bunnet Bedrooms or (3) The Warburton? ☘️.

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23 May 2017 20:33:44
El paradiso or parkhead plaza, or the lions den.

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23 May 2017 20:45:16
The Lions Den! Love it! How about The Walfrid Astoria? 😂.

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23 May 2017
New image uploaded to the
Celtic Player Sightings page entitled, EPL Income

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23 May 2017 14:04:48
Another wee belter lads, just thought I'd share 🍀🍀🍀.

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23 May 2017 18:06:17
lmao class 95 aye.

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