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14 Jan 2017 17:05:36
ha ha

barton scored the winner for burnley today

hes a dud but the folks down in enegerland will be praising him and calling him good and that ragers were wrong to treat him so badly

thanks joey even though you are no longer the best player in our league (we all know Garn-ER is) we all miss you

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14 Jan 2017 18:10:55
The one thing I'd say about republican Joey the Budgie Barton to his credit is that the day he was humbled by the Hoops and Bullied by Broonie he shook every Celtic players hand at the end of the game 🍀

14 Jan 2017 19:26:06
The guy's a decent player digibanger.

14 Jan 2017 21:27:10
Not bad player, but playing with a lot of crap brought down to their level. Next time joey stick with yer ane.

14 Jan 2017 22:44:47
Barton although a total tit is actually a decent player.

He signed for the zombies as burnleys player of the season and he was very affective in a deep lying role in a counter attacking style team.
Rangers as usual didn't research this and thought they were getting the next lampard.

Having said that he's still my least favourite tim.

14 Jan 2017 22:52:13
Do you think Barton had enough after there trip to Northern Ireland? and just looked for a ticket out after that

14 Jan 2017 23:31:48
A don't buy into all that shite about him being a Tim, is he ****. As for being a republican, my arse! what republican would pose for pictures wae a loyalist flute band. He made a comment once about preferring celtic over that lot, who doesn't, they're only liked by like minded idiots. He made another comment about how he can see why people in Ireland would lean towards the republican side, again who wouldn't think along they lines. A know it's a banter site and most of u are only havin a laugh but some people really believe it. He might be Catholic but that means jack rubbish down there, it's only hyped up here because people up here see a person's religion before they see the person.

15 Jan 2017 08:37:07
Steph the only person who seems to care is you! Calm down we sent him packing with his tail between his legs what more do you want?

15 Jan 2017 09:54:56
the whole barton and sendhimoff thing should make other journeymen realise the Temple of Doom is not the place to go

14 Jan 2017 16:04:26
Noticed Henri Lansbury not in the Notts forest squad today, any news on him

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14 Jan 2017 16:11:07
Seemingly his agent is a current player (Dexter Blackstock) I think, and that's against FA rules so not sure if Villas £28 k a week is true or not

14 Jan 2017 15:08:39
Just tried to watch Peter and Roughie's Football Show.
No wonder people do not get attracted to our football if this is considered as the show for a Saturday. booooorrrrriiiing.

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14 Jan 2017 09:08:56
Does anyone know if eboue has been picked for the AFCON tourney?

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14 Jan 2017 09:53:34
Not as far as I know, he has not even started for national side yet.

14 Jan 2017 11:53:11
No, I read that he's not in the squad.

14 Jan 2017 08:57:37
Taverneir is still saying the gap is closing. I have never pretended to be an expert on football but I thought I knew how a league competition works. Could someone please explain this one to me.

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14 Jan 2017 10:10:28
Read that also Daviebhoy77.he thinks they have definitely closed the gap on us. deluded mate😂😂

14 Jan 2017 10:32:53
Dead easy, he's a moron bud that's all there is to it

14 Jan 2017 11:04:47
Seemingly I've been struggling to read league tables for a while too Davie. They might close the gap by getting him out the side though. Can't wait to see Scotty Sinclair tear him another one.

14 Jan 2017 11:12:26
Tav can't even close the gap on Sinclair never mind Celtic

14 Jan 2017 11:14:07
Utter tripe, blatant free advertising for their haggis hun fest. I would never ever buy ANY newspaper now. Pure guff written by hasbeen hacks.

14 Jan 2017 11:20:00
Thanks for clarificating that bhoys ;) For a minute I thought that the SFA may have introduced a "points for getting less skelped top up system". Deluded right enough.

14 Jan 2017 12:13:11
Maybe he should consider a career in stand up cos this guy's funny as fkuc

14 Jan 2017 12:13:41
Maybe there's no really a break and the points are getting awarded to other teams because we're no turning up? 🍀

14 Jan 2017 12:17:17
Same pish different player
Almost like a PR firm is telling them what to say

14 Jan 2017 12:28:25
Reminds me of the Black Knight in Monty Python's Holy Grail 😂

14 Jan 2017 12:27:15
Morons like this really some up that mob as a so called club! The gap gets closer they could have gave us a doing in the last game, theyre deluded from the boardroom to the pitch! Comments like this just make it all the sweeter at how far on and off the pitch we actually are from this embarrassment of a so called club!

I honestly just wish they would go back to where they belong and that's Scottish footballs lower leagues because I'm sick of the sight of them already! I genuinely thought I was looking forward to playing a team from ibrox, and as much as I enjoy pumping them every time we play it really ain't worth listening to there utter garbage on a daily basis!

Sorry for the rant lads but I'm sick to back teeth of that lot!

14 Jan 2017 12:58:52
Brilliant Daviebhoy, that's exactly how il see it from now on. "its only a flesh wound. get back here"

14 Jan 2017 14:16:48
Maybe he is talking about the gap between Celtic in Dubai and Sevco in Germany as that gap is closer than the one in the league

14 Jan 2017 14:36:16
They scary thing is Sevco, their fans and the journalists who print this propaganda actually believe it 😂😂

14 Jan 2017 15:30:41
you play for ragers

some medjit sticks a mic under your nose and says "is the gap closing blah blah blah. "

you cannot say (all of the above) no we are pish, I can't mark Sinclair, the gap is huge etc - the knuckledragging lynch mob would be waiting for you.

So you say " " what he said - its all lies

Same as when they ask any of our guys - Treble, Treble, Treble - we say yeah of course we can - but in truth we can have an off day against anyone in the cup.

They (medjits) set them up. They (the players) take the bait - and then the Medjit either say I WAS RIGHT - GENIUS or THAT PLAYER IS A FUD BECAUSE HE SAID.

14 Jan 2017 16:10:20
Brilliant Daviebhoy, Tis but a scratch lol

14 Jan 2017 17:07:48
He may have meant, the gap is now close enough, that they can now see us using the Hubble telescope!

13 Jan 2017 15:27:20
So the shame over the road are still accessing damage to there ground cause by Celtic Supporters in the hogmany clash? Why then has nothing been said up to now? The quicker they go under AGAIN the better as they are just a non-entity which the whole of Scottish football hate"as they proudly sing". They are millions in debt, they struggle to pay there current world beater players, there super store looks like something out of a shooting up gallery. Celtic should just lock them out the stadium and fill the stadium with our fans. Playing Champions League football and playing games Against Aberdeen and Hearts would do me fine! HH.

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13 Jan 2017 17:47:43
How would they even know that the crumpledome had been vandalised?

13 Jan 2017 21:26:16
I thought that i read somewhere that some of our fans took pictures on their phones to prove that we hadn't done any damage.

13 Jan 2017 22:45:12
Tbf candle wax can be a right pain to remove.

14 Jan 2017 12:56:11
Saw a good one online. Supposedly it was for Dembele wearing out the turf while holding the ball in the corner for 10 minutes!

14 Jan 2017 14:32:27
Hahahahahaha! Dearie me, either that or Broonie standing on the advertising hoarding?

13 Jan 2017 15:14:17
Apparently there was damage to the asbestos dome toilets at the hogmanay game place covered in candle wax which is a bugger to shift naughty bhoys

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14 Jan 2017 11:43:26
cant stand candle wax really gets on my wick :)

14 Jan 2017 12:14:19
Keep er lit hh

13 Jan 2017New image uploaded to the Celtic Player Sightings page entitled, seen a few sevco fans posting this photo

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13 Jan 2017 17:12:09
Third point is by far my favourite haha

13 Jan 2017 17:24:47
Nice one!

13 Jan 2017 21:11:05
Mind the gap sevco!

13 Jan 2017 13:54:37
Ok so I don't like Davie Provan much. Great Player but not so good at being a pundit, however, I just read his article he wrote last week about BR and 10 in a row etc and find I agree with him. What is the obsession with 10 in a row and beating the record. Other clubs in the world have done more ( Rosenberg and A Latvian team ) and nobody in football cares. Would 10 in a row beat the 9 done by Big Jock? As provan says when Jock did it he won the European cup and got to semi finals as well so surely 10 in a row would still not be as great an achievement. I hink Provan is right and champions league last 16 or further should be the real target and 10 in a row is quite insignificant. Just my thoughts 😂

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13 Jan 2017 14:22:13
At this moment in time we need to win the league to have a chance of getting into the CL. The more we win the league the better the chances of reaching the latter stages. If it so happen to take us 9,10,11,12 in a row, I for one will be a very happy Bhoy.

13 Jan 2017 14:27:16
Do we not need to win the league to get into the CL?

13 Jan 2017 14:29:44
I know what your saying, European progress is a top priority. But at home, to get 10 or more titles will give a generation of fans a generation of bragging rights, it sounds petty, but the feelgood factor of that achievement would last for years to come.

13 Jan 2017 15:11:38
He's right about Europe fed up telling sevconians that the 54 titles there old club won meant nothing In the wider world my god real Madrid have won 10 European cups now that's an achievement, but if we got the 10 the bragging rights would be off the radar. bring it on HH.

13 Jan 2017 15:20:39
I'm not saying it would be a better achievement, but as far as I'm concerned doing 10 in a row would be magic.

Rangers won a European trophy around the same time as we did (same year? ) and no one cares cause we did one better.
Right or wrong, dead or alive, cheating or not, Rangers won nine in a row, let's do ten and forget the pain of the 90's.

Charlie Nick said today that our titles don't merit anything without competition, but you can only play the teams in front of you. We (celtic) we're on our knees in the early 90's and no one seemed to care about 'competition'.

As I said 10 in a row will be one hell of a party for me.

Hail Hail

13 Jan 2017 15:35:03
last years celtic progress was to get into the champions league group stages. mission accomplished.

As soon as the draw was made, I knew tough group, hoped for eu fitba after Christmas but that was far fetched.

This years mission is to get into the champions league group stages (which includes good signings now, precontracts for summer, nailing down existing good players, shedding dead wood and of course winning the league - then the qualifiers)

We can't really talk progress as tough qualifiers and we could be back to square -1

13 Jan 2017 15:41:07
Celtic beating rangers is nothing to brag about, its expected as we are a better team, better position, better principals, no cheats etc.

Don't think we need to prove anything to rangers fans.

Now celtic beating Barca, what a night - qualifying for the next round with a game in hand, above man utd (thanks Naka, wee GS)

13 Jan 2017 15:55:15
The TIAR is a target set to overtake the nine consecutive titles accrued by ourselves and EBT Utd and will set a. Unique domestic record and bestow bragging rights as bhampot has mentioned.
Thanks to the current ranking system and unfair allocation of CL places, we have to continually win the title to even get into the qualifiers.
Fortunately, we have a manager who is starting to build a side capable of domestic dominance and progress in Europe for the foreseeable future - infinity and beyond lol.

13 Jan 2017 16:54:20
Digibanger-I know where you're coming from that beating the forces of darkness and evil is nothing to brag about. But we're only looking at a short window-the longer term view is quite amazing. 100 years ago they were the establishment and for a long time after it-until fairly recent times. Then us lot of pig ignorant uneducated immigrant bog trotters were formed to alleviate our own poverty because nobody else gave a feck and Scotland didn't want us. Yet we achieved the supposedly unachievable in 67 which they've never managed. And better than that-they are now on their arse-financially feckd-history-and no longer-THE PEOPLE. And they just can't handle it that the TIM is no longer keeping his head down and has moved on. So never let yourself get tired of whipping their arse brother 🍀

14 Jan 2017 00:17:30
the song is we're celtic supporters, not we are ragers haters.

just get a bit fed up with the same old seemingly small minded us and thyim.

would rather set my sights on the stars than looking back at them in the gutter.

13 Jan 2017 11:36:55
Morning Ed, if you get chance, do you know if Bastia and Anderlecht are actually talking to us about Ambrose and Boyata respectively? Seems to be a few rags on these rumours.

{Ed007's Note - Yes mate, Ambrose will more than likely be in France to finalise the deal this weekend and Boyata will move back to Belgium by next weekend but not necessarily to Anderlecht as there are a few teams interested in him as well as some interest from the Championship and perhaps Wolves.}

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13 Jan 2017 14:23:53
Thanks a lot, that's why you da man. Reckon there could be a CB on the horizon then?

{Ed007's Note - If the exits happen it's got be as we'd be extremely short at CB. I should have said that Bastia initially wanted Ambrose on a pre-contract but Celtic told the player to tell them they won't be difficult to deal with this month and the Bastia coach today has said he will have 2 new CBs by Monday.}

13 Jan 2017 15:11:43
I'd be chuffed if we could get 1-2m between them! That's what I was thinking, if they both leave, one injury in that department and we're snookered.

13 Jan 2017 16:47:04
Jim Tim

We have Simunovic, Sviachenko, Toure and Lustig who can all play at centre half so not sure how 1 injury will leave us snookered. We also have the option of 3 at the back and both Tierney and Izzy have played in there this season so think we are covered for now.

I would like to see us thinning out the midfield a bit as we are still heavy on numbers in there.

13 Jan 2017 15:05:06
Ed I've heard Bailley is off to Seria A as well?

13 Jan 2017 15:37:20
Ed i heard that Ambrose wanted to stay in Scotland because he was trying to get UK citizenship and only had to wait till july. Is that bollocks?

{Ed007's Note - You need to continue living in the UK after you are awarded citizenship so Efe could only sign for a British team so Ambrose can't apply for citizenship AND sign a pre-contract with a European team.


13 Jan 2017 19:47:43
Niall, I think it would. Say Erik got injured for several weeks. That leaves us Kolo and Jozo (who have question marks over playing 90mins every game) and young Ajer, who to be fair to the lad is still learning the ropes (although I'd like to see him get featured) . I'd put Lustig out the equation too as you need two players for every position, and may be needed at RB (worst case scenarios we're talking now) . Having to adjust your shape based on tactics is fine. Having to do it due to injury shows a lack of depth. Ideally you want two players for every position, and an extra one for each dept., imo. That means 5 CBs, if Lustig was the 5th, that only leaves us with one RB (again, worst case scenario) . Hope that makes sense, but you have to prepare for the worst.

13 Jan 2017 20:49:34
Ed that being the case that Ambrose needs to stay in uk to gain uk citizenship then he is going nowhere. can't see why he would go now

{Ed007's Note - So why's he planned to hold talks with a team in France?}


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