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20 Apr 2018 10:54:30
So Dermot Desmond says he won't stand in Brendans way if he chooses to go to arsenal at the end of the season when Wenger leaves?

Surely he should be stating we wouldn't welcome the approach 😠😠😠.

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20 Apr 2018 11:19:44
Look Brandon has done a fantastic job and will always get linked with jobs done south.
One day he will leave and the club will move on, that's how football works.
Just as long as the club show the same type of ambition that got us Rogers in the first place then we will be fine.

20 Apr 2018 11:41:58
Managers and players come and go, the club will always be bigger than any one person.
Dermot D was right to say that, leaving the decision up to BR, if he stays brilliant, and if he was to go, the caravan wheels keep turning, and the dogs will keep barking πŸ€πŸ€.

20 Apr 2018 11:57:52
Guys sit back and watch the comedy begin.
The ex bears will start touting Wenger as their next manager.

20 Apr 2018 12:02:06
I retract my initial comments after seeing the actual interview with Desmond.

I first heard this on sly where they were discussing Wenger leaving and the presenter stated that Desmond would not stand in Brendans way . This could not be more out of context!

After seeing the interview? He states the club are happy with Brendan and it will be Brendans choice .

20 Apr 2018 12:09:39
It's typical sly sports BS.

20 Apr 2018 12:30:52
It's amazing how they always have a reporter oh hand to quiz Dermot πŸ™ˆπŸ™ˆπŸ™ˆ

But no matter what goes on across the pond there is no one to quiz or ask awkward questions 🀣🀣🀣.

20 Apr 2018 13:10:27
SLY are so anti-Celtic, the current period of domestic dominance must be killing them; they were at the forefront of the 'same club' pish and can never cover any Celtic news without a Sevco mention and still hang-on to the obsolete Old Firm tag at every opportunity.
I cancelled my subscription in 2017 because of their OTT English biased and the lack of respect to Scotland - even though we pay the same subscriptions and the old - 'SSN Understands' speculation guff and their tainted/ slanted reporting and I would urge other Celtic supporters to do the same.
There are various other ways of watching football of choice without throwing cash away in the direction of these charlatans.

21 Apr 2018 01:28:25
Don't put stupid interpretations into what D D may have said to the media who you should know have one agenda .
D D knows B R's mind and what he would be thinking if Wenger left or any other EPL manager. D D knows he doesn't have to jump on his private jet and fly to Rodgers . I am sure they have an ongoing relationship and I would be amazed if D D knew that B R is not going anywhere.

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20 Apr 2018 10:33:58
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20 Apr 2018 11:19:58
You tell 'em 007 πŸ˜‚.

{Ed001's Note - he seems a little confused, must be his age....}

20 Apr 2018 11:34:14
I didn't want to just pick all Celtic players as that would have been too easy and all the English Pub League snobs will need to look up who I'm talking about :)

{Ed001's Note - I thought it was obvious, though I was amazed at your knowledge of NHL players and how you knew the surname of a Magic Roundabout character!}

20 Apr 2018 11:48:39
πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ ed 007s team would skelp that mediocre foreign side πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚.

Review Of The Day 20th April 2018

20 Apr 2018 06:51:30
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19 Apr 2018 23:49:07
It just gets funnier with every day. now we have Alastair Johnston spouting about how they are actually ahead of the curve on their road to recovery.
Oh wait, Season Ticket time is approaching


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20 Apr 2018 07:09:35
The headline is deceptive in this story. To me it looks like he's trying to bring down expections and basically tell the hordes that they shouldn't be expecting to challange us. Looks like he's believes 2nd or 3rd is an achievement for them.
Bet that has went down well because they don't like the truth.

20 Apr 2018 07:43:10
He knows the gullibles will believe any positive spin they put out so you can't blame him finishing 2nd or 3rd will be the curve for the next few years.

20 Apr 2018 09:11:26
Nowhere does he mention it’s an upward curve!

19 Apr 2018 19:34:20
Questions I'm struggling and needing help with:

(1) how do you know the light go's out when you shut the fridge door?

(2) what did come first the chicken or the egg? and

(3) is Kenny Miller potentially a bigger fud than Maurice Johnston?

You're welcome to your opionion but I take the third one back I don't think my children's children's grandchildren will see a bigger fud than Mojo! I had the t-shirt where he's kneeling in front of St. Pope John Paul II saying 'Bless me Father for I have sinned'. The answer 'F**k off Mo you went too far seemed a reasonable response from the successor of Peter! ☘️.

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19 Apr 2018 23:47:53
Think its miller in this case, a face u would never tire of belting,

19 Apr 2018 23:48:19
1. When you close the fridge door it pushes a switch in which turns the light out. You can have fridge door open and push the button in yourself to simulate a fridge door closing and you can see the light going out.

2. The egg had to have came first as it is possible for a different species to come out of an egg, than the species that laid it. However, a chicken can't be born without first coming from an egg.

3. Miller is certainly the bigger fud, although Maurice will always be the biggest Judas.

Hope that helps ;)

20 Apr 2018 00:18:10
Let's not forget, when Millar played for us he was a talented lad. HH.

20 Apr 2018 07:11:39
So was Mo Jo ☘️.

19 Apr 2018 16:08:18
Just saw Brendan Rodgers saying he is very happy at Celtic and is staying around. I am one happy Bhoy today. In Brendan we trust. Hail Hail.

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19 Apr 2018 17:34:53
Over in the sevco page they're willing him to leave the bhoys done good me thinks.

19 Apr 2018 22:52:53
Brendan's got a big ego so he will be here for 10 in a row to go down in the history books and continue to try break records along the way. That mob have started praying he leaves!

20 Apr 2018 07:09:00
A big ego? Are you sure. Never met him, but people who have tell me he is the most humble, nicest guy out there. What do you base this on?

19 Apr 2018
New image uploaded to the
Celtic Player Sightings page entitled, Hummel - the reason the Sevco board wanted them

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19 Apr 2018 15:09:04
Interesting to read that the champs made more t. v. money out of the CL than man u.

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19 Apr 2018 12:41:37
Some Scott Brown jokes

Scott Brown doesn't wear a condom because there is no protection from Scott Brown

When the bogeyman goes to sleep he checks the cupboard for Scott Brown

They've made a Scott Brown brand of toilet paper but it's a waste of money as it doesn't take rubbish from anyone

Time waits for no man. Unless that man is Scott Brown

Faster than a speeding bullet . more powerful than a locomotive . able to leap tall buildings in a single bound. yes, these are some of Scott Browns warm-up exercises.

Scott Brown can touch MC Hammer

Scott Brown is currently suing myspace for taking the name of what he calls a football pitch

Once you go Broonie you physically can't go back.

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19 Apr 2018 15:05:58
First two are the best onesπŸ˜‚.

19 Apr 2018 15:34:05
πŸ˜ƒ very good Rango.

Scott Brown doesn't flush the bog, he scares the sh*t out of it.

19 Apr 2018 20:26:25
Brown wakes his alarm clock in the morning.

Review Of The Day 19th April 2018

19 Apr 2018 07:09:27
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