Celtic Banter Archive May 26 2018

 

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26 May 2018 22:38:23
And we think Gordons bad.

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26 May 2018 22:02:55
ha ha ha you just KNOW the Scottish papers will carry this headline tomorrow
"Gerrard on scouting mission at CL final".

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{Ed007's Note - Well Madrid are planning some major changes, Tim.....

26 May 2018 22:26:49
The pain on Gerrards face was a picture.
At least it will give him a taste of how he'll feel next season.

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26 May 2018 22:27:33
SG on bale'The tone of bales voice said 'come and get me now' what more does it take for Gareth Bale to plan to join the most 'successful' team in the world? nothing if your a ranger.

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26 May 2018 21:47:21
So Gareth Bale needs more game time, why not come join pedro and the bhoys in sunny scotland, Ciftci for Bale is fair.

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26 May 2018 21:49:17
He’s a stick on to join Stevie G.

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26 May 2018 22:15:53
I mean, he'd probably prefer playing with Morelos up top campsite, Think how many assists Bale would have with the prolific Morelos!

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27 May 2018 00:47:29
aye he's in their wage bracket 250,000 a week lol.

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26 May 2018 21:42:48
Liverpool drop Mingulet and replace him with MINGING ha ha ha ha.

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26 May 2018 21:35:13
! Liverpool keeper Lorius "Dorus" karius going to Rangers on loan next season😀.

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27 May 2018 11:51:22
he was asked to come immediately but "missed" the plane.

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26 May 2018 21:35:06
Ffs and we bleat and moan about CG. what a disaster.

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26 May 2018 21:32:42
Hey ed, big Craig Gordons no that bad after all 😂😂.

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{Ed007's Note - Nah - he's still muck. Old Fairhill Poverb: Tasting worse than shite doesn't make shite taste any better.....

26 May 2018 21:52:06
Ha ha 😂 He even dropped his runners up medal.

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26 May 2018 22:19:54
Ed that gave me a chuckle 😂 But if CG was playing for Liverpool tonight the game would have gone to extra time if not won. Just watched in Santa Ponsa as you know in a pub full of Liverpool, Madrid and Celtic supporters. Man was the Celtic boys giving Liverpool supporters it tight if all in good sport. Cheer up Stevie G oh how does it feel. went down a treat! ☘️.

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{Ed007's Note - If Gordon was playing for Liverpool they wouldn't have got to the final.}

26 May 2018 22:32:41
Ed you need to go to confession you’re mega hard on CG! 😂👍☘️.

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{Ed007's Note - You know me, JFP my conscience is clear.}

26 May 2018 23:12:46
I feel it just has to be said, football is a funny old game . Liverpool supporters criticising the Celtic goalkeeper .

I also think that Real Madrid planned to hurt Salah, or at least make him as sore as possible and they did so without conceding a free kick .
I think only the big clubs like R M and Barcelona would get away with tackles like that.

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{Ed007's Note - Liverpool supporters? lmfao Even for you that is MILES out! The only teams I hate more than Liverpool are TGU & Barca. Hala Madrid.}

26 May 2018 23:42:36
That rugby tackle on salah cost me £300. A was waiting on ramos being booked for a bet coming up. Feckin robbed again.

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27 May 2018 07:04:52
Am I the only 1 who thinks that was deliberate by Ramos?

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27 May 2018 22:04:17
Cannot believe anyone thinks that’s a red for Ramos! They're both holding on to each other! Never in a million years is that a yellow never mind a red! Said I wanted Madrid to win and they didn’t disappoint! Class told in the end. always good seeing those English get sent home with there tails between there legs! That’s athleticism won the EL and Madrid won the CL, but the EPL is still the best in the world eh!

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26 May 2018 21:09:16
HOLY SH@T! Gareth Bale just scored goal of the season.

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{Ed007's Note - I ping them in with Big Dembele on FIFA all the time :-D

26 May 2018 21:33:57
Didn’t have you down as a Fifa man Ed, PES is the way forward!

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{Ed007's Note - I've not that long started playing FUT, Andy. I was always a PES man on the PS2 and early PS3 then I chucked playing football games for a good few years. Get yourself over to our video games page:

www.talkvideogames.co.uk/index.htm

26 May 2018 22:17:26
Haha Ed, is dembele a unit in Fifa? not been buying it for the past couple years.

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{Ed007's Note - Nah man, I'm a total baller and make him look good :-D

26 May 2018 22:38:00
Cheers Ed will do, did not know that existed!
PES is getting SPFL license for 2019, I used to be a Fifa man too just to use Celtic but it was hardly football so had to switch.

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{Ed007's Note - Folk take it all far too serious lol I just plod along enjoying myself.}

26 May 2018 23:45:29
Aye your a baller awrite, shouting n balling at everyone all the time ya keyboard hooligan.

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{Ed007's Note -

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27 May 2018 10:52:37
Now am confused. Wit one is u? The last one or this one?

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{Ed007's Note - That's LG before the hair transplant.....

27 May 2018 22:00:32
goal of the season brendan? did you not see moussa dink the penalty against the currants? lol.

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26 May 2018 20:58:03
Wow! what a strike! take a bow Benzema!

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27 May 2018 11:09:19
How? It was bale that scored it😂😂.

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26 May 2018 20:35:43
well i don't know about you dudes but this is a rare game.

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26 May 2018 18:25:31
I only have one team and they play in green and white hoops but remember some great Liverpool sides and managers and soft spot is too strong but despite the Stevie G string developments I was probably swaying towards hoping for a Liverpool win tonight. But after listening to the same arrogant pish from south of the border today at the poolside how (1) Stevie G will do well (2) Rodgers was a failure (3) our league is mince made up of public park sides compared to the mightily competitive EPL and despite pointing out (4) without sky money it's soulles arse would collapse (5) why do they have teams in the champions league final that are not even domestic champions (6) why did the English manager only have 28% of EPL to select from at last World Cup and (7) genuinely how many teams in England are genuinely going to win the league I hope Liverpool get well and truly ripped a new one tonght or I'll need to listen to their same arrogant pish for the rest of my holiday. That they shouldn't be allowed to play in Europe after Brexit also go's down a treat and would recommend it to get a reaction. Just saying like. ☘️.

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26 May 2018 19:53:06
Was in Morocco last week JFP. Exactly the same except wee toads in Watford and Bournemourh tops waking about like they're a big club. The missus put them in their place though and told them to actually start drinking pints.

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27 May 2018 00:10:59
I’ll support anyone over an English team mate! Cannot stand anything to do with that lot! That’s from the fans to the pundits, can’t stand any of them! Like seeing Wee andy Robertson doing well normally but sorry Wee man, I hope your team get annihilated tonite! Seen a video yesterday to of the Liverpool fans telling Gerrard to smash celtic, and also the abuse they give Brendan! The same Brendan who would have won them there first league in what in 20 odd years if it wasn’t for captain fantastic!

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26 May 2018 16:37:49
Really want Real to win tonight, just so i can see the English media and pundits go into meltdown lol.

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26 May 2018 16:53:41
They will mate. Liverpool have done well but Man City and then Roma is as easy as they could have had it. Real Madrid is a totally different animal.

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26 May 2018 17:33:33
Oh i don't know guys. Real will be stretched the way Liverpool get forward, then there's pain in the ass but almost other worldly Ronaldo. Could be a classic. Going for 3-2 Real.

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26 May 2018 18:01:06
That's what I've got too gj.

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26 May 2018 18:12:30
Over 3.5 goals is 5/ 4
any team extra time 11/ 2 any penalties 6/ 1
Ronaldo/ Salah both score 5/ 1 (fancy this bet above others)
BTTS and over 3.5 goals 7/ 2.

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26 May 2018 18:56:22
When Liverpool gegenpress the way they can they can beat anybody. Should be a tasty final.

Timbo that bookmaker who is the same as days in the year are matching a pre-match bet (up to 25 quid) with an in play bet. I'm going for each team to win then with BTTS. Essentially all I need BTTS and a winner before 90.

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26 May 2018 16:21:37
Just wanted to wish Real Madrid good luck tonight and also to say I hope the Liverpool fans enjoy the hospitality of the Ukrainan prisons when they get humped lol.

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26 May 2018 17:39:29
Tim, what odds on Sergio Ramos scoring, Real win in extra time and the saviour of the huns spends the night in a cell?

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26 May 2018 18:09:58
@Viking you know Ramos has a habit of scoring big goals 5/ 1 anytime goalscorer.

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26 May 2018 12:50:58

Here you go, Shug:

-----------Games-- Mins----Avg. Mins---90 mins----Goals----Assists.
Rogic-------41-----2570--------61----------15------------8----------9.
McGregor--55-----3851--------71----------33------------12---------8.
Sinclair----55-----3768--------72-----------24------------18-------17.
Forrest-----58-----4120--------70-----------27------------17-------10.

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26 May 2018 14:06:59
Nice work ED. Very interesting. McGregoe v Sinclair in particular.

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{Ed007's Note - (yes)

26 May 2018 15:47:36
So Sinclair on a so called bad season still has better stats than every other forward thinking midfielder.
Also shows that Rogic even though he's nice to watch is the least effective.
Baffles me why anyone would want Sinclair bomded out but rogic kept.
Best player. Aye right.

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26 May 2018 17:35:17
You just proved the problem with stats Kev.

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26 May 2018 19:13:02
No what it proved there is that fans have blind spots for they're favourites. Sinclair has been a more effective player when it comes to being available to play, scoring goals and making assist. And that is a fact fgjmarktwo.
Their job is to create and score goals is it not?

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26 May 2018 20:38:43
Said all season that I didn't buy into the Forrest hype and his cracking season is still worse than Sinclair's poor season.

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26 May 2018 23:28:24
who wants sinclair out? a top form sinclair starts every week for me, with a fit rogic pulling the strings as usual, and forrest demoted to the bench where he belongs.

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27 May 2018 07:53:06
How many goals were out right winners?

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26 May 2018 08:52:54
Heard Ronaldo gave a stirring speech to his team mates about the importance of this CL final. Seems he said they must keep winning to wrest the title of worlds most successful club from sevco.

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26 May 2018 09:27:45
No matter who wins tonight it doesn't count as Sevco weren't playing in it. 😂😂🍀🍀.

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Review Of The Day 26th May 2018

26 May 2018 07:07:12
{Ed's Note - Ed001 has posted a new article entitled, Review Of The Day 26th May 2018

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