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18 May 2017 18:43:57
For the first time ever I ventured on to the "dark sides" live chat I simply had to in defence of a fellow tim.

Iroc bear had tried to shot down one of us in relation to EBT's being legal and a let that slide btw! :-D but the same poster then started sayin OLE! OLE! in relation to wee Pedro too which Iroc bear states (and I quote) "Whit you talkin about Pedro doesn't speak Spanish he speaks BRAZILIAN! ya FUD" well I had to simply interject

I corrected him (well I tried) and told him that people from Brazil spoke PORTUGESE but he said " a should go back to school " to which Peterbhoy quickly said he blamed the schools" and I said I knew someone else who often blamed the schools too ;-p he still could not grssp it

He then informed me that the FAT Ronaldo and the current Ronaldo both played at Real Madrid and because the FAT Ronaldo was there first they both must talk BRAZILIAN! and that point my hernia nearly went and all self respecting Rangers supporters left live chat which left me, bennybhoy67, 4leafclover, peterbhoy and of course Iroc bear LEFT on live chat!

I quickly informed Iroc Bear that I had previously felt that Ryan Christie had made my night but he had just topped it! but he couldn't understand why?

As I sadly had to go Iroc bear turned on Bennybhoy67 and asked him what 67 stood for (wait for it! ) he continued "wiz it because he gave aw us Tim's Mrs a 67 every night! " at this point I sorely wanted to point out that I believed the actual number was 69 he was looking for and like his team he was a few points/ numbers short this season but my hernia was playing up by that point big time!

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18 May 2017 18:49:35
I have a real problem with what you have written above, James. That being, why on earth did you not let us all in on it? That sounds hysterical. And I don't that word even does it justice. I love it when you don't have to even take the piss because nature is doing it for you.

18 May 2017 19:05:09
Yes Jamiebhoy, I'm with Andy. Shame on you, you shouldn't have kept that all to yerself when the rest of us would have loved a piece of the action too! lol
They really are a bunch of uneducated twats! HH lol.

18 May 2017 19:42:06
I also had a peek, not on the live chat but the banter page, talking up a move for Scott Allan. I actually had to google him to see if he was still our player lol.

18 May 2017 22:16:23
Jamie : as per live chat tonight, that was Funny as Feck, it was real comedy gold.

18 May 2017 22:36:49
James/ Peter - I know this is a long shot, but I don't suppose there is anyway of accessing that conversation is there? Just read your post again, and it just gets funnier each time!

{Ed007's Note - rangersrumours.co.uk/live/

18 May 2017 22:50:09
I think the asbestos at Snake Mountain is seeping into their bovril and melting their brains. Someone was talking of taking Andy Robertson from Hull as if they were trying to do the bloke a favour! This guy must be worth half a Kieran Tierney and they would have to sell the Crumble Dome and Auchenhowie to afford him.

{Ed007's Note - I think Robertson's going to Liverpool.}

18 May 2017 23:02:52
I would just love to be a fly on the wall when he finally googles it just to make sure he's right.

19 May 2017 14:03:23
Andy1969: the Huns live chat ended like last game we played the, all Celtic fans were there and only the village idiots for the Huns . For everything else there's MasterCard lol.

19 May 2017 21:18:36
Quality mate! I would have loved to have seen that, it sounds too funny for words. Is a talent to be that stupid? Can't be easy!

18 May 2017 18:25:56
Heads or tails I win you get sevco. that's all they are worth £1.00 coin. The ball that was stollen at £50 a pop is more valuable than sevco.

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18 May 2017 15:11:47
Sadly with UJ's namesake in the ET newspaper not doing any more past 9 in a row stories, the suit has stopped giving me freebie papers, but as Mrs T likes her crossword (the only "cross words" in our household, AYE RIGHT lol) I have to buy her Screech's toilet paper.
But it does give you some light hearted entertainment like the Sevconian called Low (he must be LOW supporting them) who decided to change his name by deed poll to his favourite player Clint Hill, alas nobody told him the bold Mr Hill was LEAVING the club in the summer oh dear £40 down the plughole.
Then there was the other story of the "reformed" Sevco casual, called CHUGG (boy I could do a whole comedy routine with just his name alone ha ha) who smashed a SHOVEL over his girlfriends head, her name was GLASS (feck sake this is comedy gold) apparently he was drinking and got "smashed" then he "smashed" her but at least he had the "bottle" to admit it, so Chugg, got a Tug on the Lug fae the polis.

{Ed007's Note - I mentioned Sons of Strewth co-founder Chugg last night, Tim if you search his name.}

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18 May 2017 15:30:10
Did they not put a fan on the board his name escapes me who turned out to be a racist and they had to dismiss him.

{Ed007's Note - Chris Graham, everything he touches turns to sh!t - like the reverse Midas touch. He's publicly backed every shyster that's ever been linked with putting money into them as is seen as a bit of a joke amongst the more sensible and moderate TRIFC supporters, all 7 of them.}

18 May 2017 15:56:32
ha ha ED007 maybe one of the reasons Mr King invited Chugg to take a role in the new club is his access to £SD sadly for the sevco leader NOT the cash lol
But you could say one dope courting another dope.

{Ed007's Note - Their seats are that faded and tatty looking they're actually Valium blue!}

18 May 2017 17:35:39
Maybe that's a great new idea ed and timalloy, to get the record seat counters back to their valium blue seats there will be vallies n Tammie's under the seats, certainly would suit any sevconian u pretty much see, maybe the ones that ain't stoaters, all 7 of them will be union jack, bruised pear n all the 'nice sevconians' they'd be too busy counting seats n giving us the moral high ground they won't be able to join Chugg n Halloween's £brokes party.
Scud bucket the lot of them.
Hail hail.

18 May 2017 17:40:01
Why did you have to make it 7 Ed? That's my number, even your number I have my hard hat at the ready for live chat pmsl

Took my ma' out to Linwood there and there a B and M store outside they are (well trying to) sell garden furniture and there was at least 23stone man sitting in his "figure hugging" SIX (maybe even 7 lmao ) xl Rangers top on topped off with his Orange basketball cap on

He must have missed the DO NOT SIT sign, but rest assured no one went near him ;-0, after last night's live chat a gave him a body swerve too.

{Ed007's Note - You can only fit 7 folk in a people carrier.}

18 May 2017 17:52:41
Has it been "converted" Ed from an initial 12 seater mini bus pmsl?

Bigshaw had a run long time ago with Bruised bear but wait you come across Iroc bear he managed to clear his OWN live chat last night, trust me :-P

Was thinking Ed maybe the newer poster's don't know about the live chat link so in reading this bhoys if you like when a game is on click on live chat on here it's a hoot, your warmly welcomed and as long as your thick skinned the craic is wide ranging and fun (y)

18 May 2017 18:10:54
Maybe not noticed him when i have a read of the zombies page as it is some laugh on there.
There's always one or (or 7 haha) that come on n everything is okay, the nice sevconian n then slowly but surely u start to see the usual well Celtic did this, so and so did that, bruised bear has been replaced by onion jack now.
Keep forgetting about the live chat, need to remember that, I'm at all home games n next year or 2 my bhoys at an age now where can start taking him to away games etc but the banter on here is tracking so I'll need to mind n nip on the live chat JamieBhoy7.
Hail hail.

18 May 2017 23:03:26
Ed Said "the more sensible and moderate TRIFC supporters, all 7 of them"

oh oh I can name all of them - right here goes, Dopey, Dopey, Dopey, Dopey, Dopey, Dopey and Gullible.

Am I right - oh and their leader snow whyte.

{Ed007's Note - Do NOT mention snow in front of Halloween Houston whatever you do!}

18 May 2017 23:09:29
he he they don't let me post on there any more!

ive gave up trying - they say stuff and its so so funny - so I point out to them what's funny about it! I had 2 posts edited which made me look sympathetic and agree with the nonsense

they a few more - just not published so i've gave up - SO funny tho.

{Ed007's Note - If I had any control over their site I wouldn't let any of you post on there.}

19 May 2017 16:11:09
Sorry to have to correct you but it's:- Dopey, The Dopey, Dopeyco, Newdopey, Dopey2012 etc
At least try and be funny? No apology required 😇.

19 May 2017 21:45:37
literally laughing out loud,

Dopeyco - nice on UJ

but if ed had his way he wouldn't let you post in here.

love it.

18 May 2017 10:59:06
ha ha well done Chris Sutton, he has tweeted about Brother Pedro's "end of cycle" quotes and tweets "it looks like Sevco need STABILISERS" lol.

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18 May 2017 14:24:31
No a fan of wee mcinnes tim but he's right on this one pedro making a tool if himself.

19 May 2017 10:21:40
Well done Mally, you've won a prize for being the first Celtic fan to side with McInnes. Your prize us a balaclava to hide your 2 faces.

21 May 2017 08:50:50
Am out in the open uj nothing to hide unlike your dead club. if u think agent pedros right then your more deluded than a first thought mind te gap HH.

18 May 2017 07:55:37
If Sevco win their last game then they will finish on 67 points.
How appropriate is that figure? pmsl.

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18 May 2017 09:28:15
Give them a bit of credit that's 12 pts more than they targeted at the beginning of the season. Mind you they are nearer the bottom of the table than the top 😆😆.

18 May 2017 14:44:21
Stevie, not sure if you got my dig at them.67 points, 1967!

18 May 2017 15:33:19
i think St Johnstone will stop the 55 goals and save sevco from the embarrassment of 67 points.

18 May 2017 17:38:04
Yeah Tiny i did manage to work that out. 💡💡😆😆.

17 May 2017 23:29:20
My God, has anyone seen the Stickley second yellow? That revolting animal Garner has gone down like a sack of spuds and then stayed there. He was barely bloody touched! Definite heir to millers "throne".

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18 May 2017 10:26:32
think you should actually look at the highlights it was Aiden Wilson a young 18 year old centre half who was elbowed in the face . Stockley was booked 5 minutes before for doing the exact same to david bates. he deserves all he got .

18 May 2017 13:32:04
So RF, did the diving thug decide to make sure he got him sent off then by rolling around like he had been shot? I recall him trying to do the exact same with Boyata too.

18 May 2017 18:36:17
@coloradobhoy - still waiting on info from your ' source ' in Glasgow City Council regarding a meeting about Ibrox from a couple of weeks ago? Or are you behind in your dues to the Begging Bowl Bloggers? No apology necessary for talking Tom Kite! 💩.

18 May 2017 18:44:46
Right, I'm going to say once more Joe garner (wears number 7) had nothing to do with stockley getting sent off last night . he got sent off elbowing both rangers centre halves in the face both were yellow cards so yes he deserved to walk. if you want to talk about thugs how about simunovic and scott brown two of the biggest thugs in Scottish football

PS Aiden Wilson (wears number 54) was the player elbowed by stockley for the 2nd yellow . also if you throw your elbows about then your going to get booked . so to do the same thing in the space of 5 minutes was pretty stupid.

18 May 2017 19:05:58
UJ wtf are you talking about? Only thing I posted about your midden of a stadium was where are you going to get the cash to fix it! Nothing about Glasgow City Council! I don't even live in Glasgow, so how the feck would I know anyone there ya fanny? (Posts checked back to March) )
Stick to your arrogant garbage posts mate!

And RF I think you will find the fanny Garner is worse than them mate and he gets away with it too!

19 May 2017 10:26:40
getting away with it really don't make me laugh . Celtic players get away with stuff and why because anytime a decision goes against them they go mental e.g. Scott brown watched for Kenny miller coming then throws his elbow into his face, action taken, nothing.

Scott brown sent off dirty and dangerous tackle against ross county what happened it got overturned. so don't talk about getting away with things because Celtic get away with plenty. the saying goes always cheated never defeated.

19 May 2017 14:42:47
No I think you will find Jenny Miller diverted his run so he would run into browns elbow! The tricks of that little creep trying to get brown sent off! Any fool could see that and then Garner diving every time boyata came near him! You need to take your blue tinted coke bottles off mate!
Garner getting away with red cards? How about the assault on the mortherwell defender where he deliberately kicked him up the arse and not even a card! How about the after the ball stamp on the Partick defenders ankle! Don't kid yourself buddy the guy is a fecking joke!
And Celtic players complaining about being booked, how about Jenny Miller or Clint hill in the ref's face every time one of their team mates have a free kick awarded against them!
And I guess you would know about cheating! Lmfao.

19 May 2017 16:15:36
Apologies Colorado for getting my boys mixed up with my 67's and 88's!
P.S. It was a Hamilton player ( Imrie ) that deservedly got volleyed up the arse from Garner. Just so your facts are correct. Wouldn't like you making a fanny of yourself in public. Whoops - too late 😘.

19 May 2017 19:37:42
That's ok UJ and thanks for the correction!

17 May 2017 22:05:20
It appears that fans are already turning against PC. The lowest common denominator is the players. No manager would be able to make their players better, as they are simply not good enough. Unless they spend or pull off some amazing loan deals I think the rangers will struggle to finish top six next season. imho.

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17 May 2017 22:00:19
Another interesting stat. First time the sheep have won at the Crumbledome since 1991! Doesn't really matter what incarnation they played tonight, even that horrible little Aberdeen manager had to beat them sometime.

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18 May 2017 05:18:16
That must make them the best team and squad in Scotland (sic)

17 May 2017 21:03:52
Aberdeen are pissing all over the currants.
I know it would help us towards a record winning margin if they won, but I just cannot bring myself to want anything other than a good skelping for them!

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17 May 2017 21:53:28
The new cycle must start tomorrow mornin lol! The gift that keeps on giving 🙊🙊🙊😆😆😆😆😂😂.

17 May 2017 22:29:31
Thats Aberdeen 2 points clear.

17 May 2017 22:58:13
Brilliant Mally, that cracked me up!

17 May 2017 21:02:42
OH dear young Christied just scored against the new club, Pedro must have upset the dons now 0-2 ha ha.

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