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12 Jan 2017 16:42:27
WARNING, This post may upset any ex bears reading it.

A while ago a Mr Robert Sarvar enquired about taking over the new club down Ibrox way, he offered an initial £6.5m immediately to stabilise the Govan outfit with a further £14m to follow, but his bid was turned down as the natives apparently did not like the fact he was not one of "ra peepil"
He bought RCD Mallorca for £20m instead and within a year has turned around the financially stricken Majorcan club and with club now on an even footing financially Mallorca have big ambitions to get back to the top league in Spain and also back competing in european football again (does this sound familiar ex bears? )
Now for all us Tims, here is the DELICIOUS IRONY the Spanish club RCD Mallorca were founded in MARCH 1916

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12 Jan 2017 17:33:57
Tim where the feck do you get this info from mate, fecking brilliant lol

12 Jan 2017 20:01:11
@cprs1 all information is in the public domain and talked about on different forums. This is the bit that really surprised me, not that the hordes wanted a "real rangers man" but the business man was trying to do them a FAVOUR and help ease their money problems and apparently all his family received stupid texts and tweets from ex bear fans.
Think about that for a moment He tried to HELP them.

12 Jan 2017 22:38:08
As did big Mike and was there not another American guy was it miller or something but the gullibles wanted real rangrs men and ended up way dodgy dave the career criminal hilarious

14 Jan 2017 09:34:33
Timalloy, I thank you for this little nugget of joy! While, I have just stopped laughing, I am sure I will be smiling when I think of this throughout the day.

12 Jan 2017 16:06:20
is anyone surprised kiernan was let off for punching a st johnstone player? its obvious freemasonary is still alive and well at the sfa.

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12 Jan 2017 20:00:19
@jb67 - not surprised at all. Justice has been served. Innocent until proven guilty is the old saying. And as one SFA mason said to the other ' Kiernan not guilty? Let's shake on it! '

12 Jan 2017 20:35:49
I don't know why the SFA don't just hand sevco a bye into the next round of the cup, let them have the TV money, and let them handpick their opponents to go to Ibrox in the next round.
It would save Motherwell and their fans a wasted journey.

12 Jan 2017 21:21:44
it would be funny if it wasn't TRUE.

12 Jan 2017 22:36:52
@gerryc - I've an even better idea. Why don't they just give us a bye to the final where we could play Blantyre Celtic? At least we would have half a chance and it would do away with all the paranoia that the draw is possibly fixed. We could even play the final at Ibrox, charging the SFA to upgrade the stadium. If only they were all Rangers minded on the SFA board. 😜

12 Jan 2017 14:49:49
I see the SFA have said that the punch thrown by keinan was not proven so no action taken, must have been heard at their new office at Glasgow sheriff court, can't help but feel sorry for the St johnstone player with the imaginary pain the the stomach. at the SFA the ghost of Jim Farry will be dancing in his old office. WTF

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12 Jan 2017 20:01:43
@cprs1 - pain in stomach? I've been tickled harder!

12 Jan 2017 21:15:16
@uj I'm sure u have mate but let's not kid ourselves the guy threw a punch to his opponents stomache, all and sundry can see it. That's why he was offered a 2 game ban only for the " establishment " to say again there was no case to answer, reminds me of the EBT's nothing to see here and a certain Mr Farry. Years and years same old story every time

12 Jan 2017 14:20:59
breakin news edo sevco your bein taken owur wae red bull leipzig n a jap investor whove jist renamed thum.
The red honda ulster!
bak tae yous in the stewdios

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12 Jan 2017 13:40:16

Red bull to buy Rangers with a Japanese investor and move the club to Belfast. They'll be known as Red Honda Ulster.

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12 Jan 2017 13:52:46
@bhoywonder - best bit of banter on here in ages. You better watch your back - Timalloy will be after you😡

12 Jan 2017 15:31:25
Timalloys sound UJ, im more worried about the bigot in a suit, those brown brogues can do some serious damage 😄

11 Jan 2017 20:07:13
Wife speaking with a surgeon today who does private work for us. He said one of his friends who is an anesthitist and does private work for Sevco was telling him none of his team or Ross hall have been paid for six months and were asked individually at Xmas party if they would consider working pro bono to help out in the circumstances. That would explain the joe garner in A&E then what else isn't getting payed

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11 Jan 2017 20:36:18
No surprise been ripping off all and sundry for years joke of a club

11 Jan 2017 21:37:45
"anesthitist and does private work for Sevco"

so many possibilities for fun with this. where shall we start.

12 Jan 2017 01:54:59
Euthanasia, just put them out their misery. Someone call the sspca

12 Jan 2017 08:08:03
Regarding Garner in A&E, isn't that common for footballers who have possibly broke something? I remember the moan about John Terry a few years ago, he managed to leave the stadium, go to A&E and come back before the game had finished (which start a moan about special treatment from the nhs)

12 Jan 2017 12:44:20
Infact never mind the sspca. It's ghostbusters that we should call

12 Jan 2017 13:19:42
Never seen a photo of a player in A&E before and it's madness to have sent someone there when there's a Celtic sevco match on

12 Jan 2017 19:57:59
I'm pretty sure Ross hall can cope with broken bones onlyshow, it's a hospital mate, I feel that's another story that's better than real life 'skintness' of newco Rangers

10 Jan 2017 19:46:03
ha ha I told you all bigot in a suit read my posts on here, following on from my revealing 2 of my ex bear pals won money on Dembele and Sinclair scoring, bigot emailed me to say he had £200 on Kenny Miller at 6/ 1 to score first goal (it only took him 10 days to tell me this, if you or I had won over £1200 EVERYBODY would have known about it immediately, so salt and pinch springs to mind)
But he did give me this big chuckle, he told me some new club fan sites were publishing "guides to Leipzig as tens of thousands bears were heading there"
here are some "highlights"
There are plenty of Lutheran attractions and statues to visit as well as visiting our German brethern's masonic halls.
There are plenty of places to drink including some Irish themed pubs, but don't worry they are mostly run by Germans and no Timmy music played and no collections for "ra irish charities" (wonder what they mean? )
This next bit had me in stitches laughing.
Prostitution is legal in Germany and there are 2 huge brothels in Leipzig where we are told there are a decent selection including "sex traffic girls from nearby Kazakshtan (honest some idiot actually put that in their guide)

Although the poor girls might not get much action as the temperature is forecast for -4 and we all know what THAT type of cold weather does to the silly willies er billies lol

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11 Jan 2017 11:57:36
i'd love to be in your head for a day timalloy, seems fun.

12 Jan 2017 01:55:50
Only show, we're all having fun the now

10 Jan 2017 09:17:13
Daily rectum today running a piece about it being 10 years fae sir watty went back my god it must be a slow day, and wait for it he wants sevco to go into debt to copete with the celtic juggernaut have they learned nothing these dinasaurs, last week it was le guen leaving next week how the rangers won a big cup that no longer exists like a club we knew oooft

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10 Jan 2017 11:43:39
So ten years since he abandoned Scotland midway through a campaign?

10 Jan 2017 12:48:42
That's the one think big eck did it to but how does the daily rectum think this is news worthy Beyond me

10 Jan 2017 16:43:22
@Mallythetally it just shows how terrified all the sevconians are of ten in a row, and the Scottish press are going all out to try and make King, SOMEONE put lots of cash into the new club. Did you read where the Cardigan said "yes I know club is in debt, but they need to SPEND EVEN MORE" yes Walter that is a great strategy, he really is so selfish someone on another site said the cardigan was terified his "legacy" of 9 in a row would be beaten.

10 Jan 2017 17:13:32
Timalloy: what if Sevco set up some sort of tax fund, where u don't pay the tax and just say its wages. and then take that tax, sorry fund and buy some BIG name players like Joey Barton etc.

just a thought.

10 Jan 2017 17:56:30
Sir watty ebt Smith absolutely no shame it's embarrassing the bloody hacks should be challenging him tim instead of hanging on his every word.

10 Jan 2017 23:54:43
Cprs1 now were getting somewhere, what if to compliment said scheme the club were to, just thinking out the box here, get a friendly bank on side and they loaned the club a lot of money to buy players and also they got a friendly construction company to fix up there dilapidate ground on tick, so when the time came to pay the bank and the construction company they just liquidated themselves and came back as the the rangers? Nah too far fetched.

11 Jan 2017 19:20:20
this is a guy who went on about rangers having a protestant superiority over celtic in his book and not one journalist pulled him up for it or called his comments sectarian.

10 Jan 2017 08:43:31
"Walter" says. mind the gap!

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09 Jan 2017 20:06:59
just been on the sevco site and had to laugh one of them welcomed there new signing emerson to the most successful and famous football club in the world how can a team that is only 4 yrs okd be the most successful in the world. Some of them are obviously still living in the past

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09 Jan 2017 20:39:15
ramie did you not know they have won 54 titles since 2012? lol.

09 Jan 2017 22:04:02
Aye, and the most infamous more like it. All that guff is just on repeat repeat repeat. They are consistantly trying to convince themselves that liquidation didn't happen. But the clear of mind amongst us aren't fooled.

10 Jan 2017 10:31:48
Bhampot your kidding me on Rangers being liquidated, if this were true it would have been in the papers and on the news, was it?

10 Jan 2017 11:16:41
@bhampot - I've a new stance. We didn't die and we weren't liquidated, we were resurrected! We gave up our club for the good of Scottish Football.
If it's good enough for Jesus ( or The Jesus as he's called in the East End ) it's good enough for me! 😉

10 Jan 2017 11:45:39
Jesus had to die so that he could be resurrected.

So even when being playfully self deprecating, you can't bring yourself to say it.

10 Jan 2017 16:55:19
lazarus fc.

10 Jan 2017 17:44:18
jamesbhoy67: is that the name of their latest signing, sorry loanee.

10 Jan 2017 20:19:52
Yeah but jesus gave up his titles. Before he was resurrected he was Mr Jesus.
Talking of miracles, how many players are ragers signing. looks like a new team. Mr the king must have fun a purse.


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