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30 Aug 2014 15:28:19
here ed hows you?still limpin aboot?
here a herd thit sellik huv goat a wee astra next a wundur wid ye talk tae pedro lawless tae see if its the wan thit a hud parked outside the sarry 4 nites ago?
its goat a blue color wae a white trim roon it,
blue lite oan the factory fittit sunroof,
wae a dug cage it the bak, loud speeker,
blood stains oan the seats, dd kit wae vomit oan the tube!(ah think his name wiz craigo white)
bit ah canae verify the mile age ae it iz it wiz turnt forward bae a very respectable member ae the pigs last week, reward fur its return fae wee timbo as per!
ps ye never seen me rite?
pps rite?
pps rid bull disnae gie ye wings iz big Sammy the sash screemed it me eftur jumpin aff the tower it ruchill hoaspittal last nite,
a servis wull be helt in his absence
he's concurrintly bein held in ward 2, 3 & 4 ae the suthurn gen awaitin pick up afore bein plantit in Springburn joab centre gerdins!
it wiz hiz wish, god blessum n let's hope he keeps a seat fur wee pat n' ed near the fire
oor croccy tears go out tae his only surviving relative" rab the stab" no the sharpist tool eh?
aw donashins tae wee pat it,
"wee pats plantin n' roasti directurds",
15 posso rd
posso, "creamashuns dun while ye wait!"
alsaenewly released spaces noo available it oor new plantashun it auchenhowie rd mulguy,
so how no die noo tae avoid the rush!
alsae barbicues dun tae bae appointmint tae?
jst in. "penalty boax spots jist been released!
1.) Russian is not my strong point wee paht…can ED translate
the only thing I think I made out was that ED has a limp?
2.) Top class paht tears in my eyes here with laughter excellent .lol
3.) RUSSIAN a have tried slowing it right down and still cannot make "heid nor tail of it" lmao!
Let us in the translation please Tam ;-)
4.) Brilliant, it's been a while!
No translation needed. Just read it properly :)
05 Jun 2014 12:30:04
thurs only wan ronnie dila
hiz maws a joiner
his da's a tiler
he'll bare his arse tae the sevco farce
walkin in a dila wunderland.
gess wha???
ps how your you wan baw?
26 May 2014 15:44:02
brekkin news sdo thit the sellik your aboot tae name wee pat iz manajur wae wee timbo iz his lackey!
ye herd it here furst tae by the waey
alsae green jethro is head a green things
like gerdins n snot n that
1.) I blame the skools
2.) Right behind those appointments wee man!
15 Mar 2014 14:28:13
rite ed brekkio news fae the oskir sissed case witness says
"a seen a sawn aff man wae a shotgun!"
1.) Can someone put this into english please?
2.) TRANSLATION
Hello Editor, I hope this day finds you in good health and a positive spirit. I have some from the Oscar Pistorious trial that I thought may be of interest to you. A witness has declared, "I remember seeing a gentleman and I do believe he was carrying a gun, a shot gun I believe it is called. The barrel was rather short so I guess it was one of those 'sawn off' types.
Hail Hail
07 Mar 2014 22:20:29
her ed betwean me and you howd ye get oan wae the fanny lip transplant
mer importante hows wee timbo wae his new kissers?
1.) 08 Mar 2014 11:57:34
hey wee man good to hear from you again (Mrs E in particular has missed your repartee) lol
30 Aug 2014 15:06:09
shut yer hole timbo!
ps wers ma dosh ya midden
Sunderland echo?
sunderland echo?
sund.
Wee pats aewaeys been a spurs man due tae his staey in the smoke fur some 22 years!
nae wisecracks noo peepul
The back end?
dae ye mean the arse====s?
they don't have the dough
Wee craigo fur me hauns doon jist fur sheer daftboyness!
Here ed wany wee timbo banned fur copyrite laws, everybidy no's am the brians behind this oppo
Che wee pat wance played it brockie when he wiz a teeno park wiz rubbish but it leest the team wiz tae?
ps .
stull never goat asked back tho?
dont belleev in hittin bairns bit a did that night back in 68
A no am watchin ye fae the gerdin ya pair a manky bstds malloy!
gess wha
whits that spot oan yur wifes erse is that you ya midden????
Here ur you too an itum?
Here ya bunch a moanin fks cheer up when a get in a waundurbra its no chicken fillets a find its eethur vomit, scabs ur evin wurse big jig
gess wha?
am noo aff tae the speshul burns unit fur sumthin tae eat?