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24 Jan 2018 16:02:08
Can someone just start a transfer rumour so the end of this window won't be as bad as I think it'll be.



26 Jan 2018 09:34:51
Celtic signings imminent. Two great signings to be ratified before transfer deadline.

26 Jan 2018 23:09:02
Who will the players be?

23 Jan 2018 20:31:25
Shambles.



24 Jan 2018 15:11:20
How long did it take you to compose that post JJ 🤣🤣.

21 Jan 2018 17:32:08
What a shame for James McCarthy. Get better soon, fella.



20 Jan 2018 01:52:32
Thought I'd try a new method to find transfer links.



19 Jan 2018 12:04:07
So we have been to Dubai. We start back playing tomorrow and as it stands (granted injury affected) we are less better off than before the break.
Can you image if tomorrow's game was against one of the better teams. it would have been interesting to see the reaction to the lack of signings then.
It is difficult to assess until the window is shut but so far it's been a very frustrating time.
The fact is BR called for early signings to be made allowing them to settle in and also with CL Q ahead ect ect. So 1 or 2 loan signings at this stage would be nothing short of criminal.
You can't tell me that even in our price range there aren't players out there that can improve our team.
We were told our new head of recruitment had connections here, there and everywhere. Let's hope for a bit of movement pretty soon.



19 Jan 2018 14:04:24
Jungle John, I am afraid you haven't the slightest notion of what BR is looking for in the way of signings . We have actually bought two players so far . Brendan knows the type of player he wants and is not going to buy players you want just to please u .
Brendan and Peter can do their utmost but if players and clubs want to wait until they see if a better offer comes up and so we may have to wait until the end of window to secure the signings.

19 Jan 2018 14:50:23
Guys can we stop panicking over transfers its 0-0 at half time and a long way to go let's wait till the final whistle at end on month and see what score is.

20 Jan 2018 19:12:45
Rayman, that's exactly right .
We managed today without new signings and I think we can win the next few as well.

18 Jan 2018 16:16:54
thats rogic had a setback with his injury recovery now.



18 Jan 2018 16:14:33
Rodgers said Rogic round be back in the new year, which was right but he never said he meant a few months into it.



19 Jan 2018 21:30:01
He did t say what New Year either.

13 Jan 2018 13:40:14
Hats off to Kris Boyd, i would like to wish him well on his new charity. Keep a wee eye on your loved ones, these issues effect us all in some capacity be it a friend or relative. And to those suffering within themselves i urge you to speak up. It really is good to get those feelings out in the open, don't bottle it up kids.



12 Jan 2018 15:29:55
Seems to be off the radar for a while, but, what's happening with Res 12? Thought it was being looked at 😂 by SFA compliance guy?



12 Jan 2018 09:52:44
Thought I would share this mail I got from my mate. Not football but feck, if you are a wee bit down, this might cheer you up.

My Colonoscopy Journal:
I called my friend Andy Sable, a gastroenterologist, to make an appointment for a colonoscopy.
A few days later, in his office, Andy showed me a color diagram of the colon, a lengthy organ that appears to go all over the ****ing place, at one point passing briefly through Easterhouse via Drumchapel.
Then Andy explained the colonoscopy procedure to me in a thorough, reassuring and patient manner.
I nodded thoughtfully, but I didn't really hear anything he said, because my brain was shrieking, 'HE'S GOING TO STICK A ****ing TUBE 17,000 FEET UP YOUR ARSE! '
I left Andy's office with some written instructions, and a prescription for a product called 'MoviPrep, ' which comes in a box large enough to hold a microwave oven. I will discuss MoviPrep in detail later; for now suffice it to say that we must never allow it to fall into the hands of Britain's enemies.
I spent the next several days productively sitting around being nervous.
Then, on the day before my colonoscopy, I began my preparation. In accordance with my instructions, I didn't eat any solid food that day; all I had was chicken broth, which is basically water, only with less flavor.
Then, in the evening, I took the MoviPrep. You mix two packets of powder together in a one-liter plastic jug, then you fill it with lukewarm water. (For those unfamiliar with the metric system, a liter is about 32 gallons! ) . Then you have to drink the whole jug. This takes about an hour, because MoviPrep tastes - and here I am being kind - like a mixture of goat spit and urinal cleanser, with just a hint of lemon.
The instructions for MoviPrep, clearly written by somebody with a great sense of humor, state that after you drink it, 'a loose, watery bowel movement may result. '
This is kind of like saying that after you jump off the roof of your house, you might experience contact with the ground.
MoviPrep is a nuclear laxative. I don't want to be too graphic, here, but, have you ever seen a space-shuttle launch? This is pretty much the MoviPrep experience, with you as the shuttle. There are times when you wish the toilet had a seat belt. Also, take your ipad or a good book along as you spend several hours pretty much confined to the bathroom, spurting violently. You eliminate everything. And then, when you figure you must be totally empty, you have to drink another liter of MoviPrep, at which point, as far as I can tell, your bowels travel into the future and start eliminating food that you have not even ****ing eaten yet.
After an action-packed evening, I finally got to sleep.
The next morning my wife drove me to the clinic. I was very nervous. Not only was I worried about the procedure, but I had been experiencing occasional return bouts of MoviPrep spurts. I was thinking, 'What if I spurt on Andy? ' How do you apologize to a friend for something like that? Flowers would just not be enough.
At the clinic I had to sign many forms acknowledging that I understood and totally agreed with whatever the forms said. Then they led me to a room full of other colonoscopy people, where I went inside a little curtained space and took off my clothes and put on one of those hospital garments designed by sadistic perverts. They are the kind that, when you put it on, makes you feel even more naked than when you are actually naked.
Then a nurse named Eddie put a little needle in a vein in my left hand. Ordinarily I would have fainted, but Eddie was very good, and I was already lying down. Eddie also told me that some people put vodka in their MoviPrep.
At first I was pissed off that I hadn't thought of this, but then, when I thought about it, what would happen if you got yourself too tipsy to make it to the bathroom? You would be staggering around in full Fire-Hose Mode. You would have no choice but to burn your house down.
When everything was ready, Eddie wheeled me into the procedure room, where Andy was waiting with a nurse and an anesthesiologist. I did not see the 17,000-foot tube, but I knew Andy had it hidden around there somewhere. I was seriously nervous at this point.
Andy had me roll over on my left side, and the anesthesiologist began hooking something up to the needle in my hand.
There was music playing in the room, and I realized that the song was 'Dancing Queen' by ABBA. I remarked to Andy that, of all the songs that could be playing during this particular procedure, 'Dancing Queen' had to be the one of the least appropriate.
'You want me to turn it up? ' said Andy, from somewhere behind me.
'Ha ha, ' I said. And then it was time, the moment I had been dreading for more than a decade. If you are squeamish, prepare yourself, because I am going to tell you, in explicit detail, exactly what it was like.
In truth, I have no idea. Really. I slept right through it. One moment, ABBA was yelling 'Dancing Queen, feel the beat of the tambourine, ' and the next moment, I was back in the other room, waking up in a very mellow mood.
Andy was looking down at me and asking me how I felt. I felt excellent. I felt even more excellent when Andy told me that It was all over, and that my colon had passed with flying colors. I tell you, I have never been more prouder of an internal organ.



14 Jan 2018 18:43:40
Haha Tim that was a good wee story, sitting in ma in-laws or outlaws whatever way u choose to view them, while reading that I've been getting growls off them, they're talking amongst themselves n am just sniggering at random points during their conversation. Hard to explain what am laughing at so a didn't even try. Cheers for that.

15 Jan 2018 03:49:01
Tiny tim. "There are times when you wish the toilet had a seat belt". made me laugh out loud. comedy gold. Originally scrolled past as thought is was some huge rant but glad i revisited lol.

 


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