Celtic Banter Archive January 09 2013

09 Jan 2013 23:33:08
I am sure i read that chico gets a 700,000pound bonus if rangers get promoted next season well that won't happen now as he says they will still be playing same teams in the bottom league. Wanna bet he makes sure he gets the money.pat-c

09 Jan 2013 21:26:19
The cull has began . The sound of breaking glass can be heard all over Bridgeton and Govan as bottles of Magners are being forcibly removed from pubs and clubs . As wee Sammy the mechanic says " Give me a bottle of Frosty Jack anyday hic ".........DH

I assume the boycott has started? Lovely...........green jhedi

It's a boycott and picket line.

What if they boycott the picket line?.........green jhedi

Then they will march on the picket of the boycott of the picket of the boycott and then mow a meadow.
danny kaye.

09 Jan 2013 20:34:09
i don't really know if i agree with the new proposed league structure or not i don't no the ins and outs of the game like many posters on this site i just no i love celtic with all my heart
and im not very fond of that mob to put it mildly but if their not really happy with it i sugest we just let them leave somewhere that they have become acustom to the style of play and skill level required any one no if the faroe isles league is open to new membership ?
thommy j

While it does seem to have some flaws it is the only game in town. The size and population up here means there will always be clubs with very small attendances.I have an open mind on the whole thing, but i have a feeling it might not be too bad. The rangers problem is being omitted from the vote, as they are a new club they are not full members, and the fact that green cannot increase season tickets next year. Fan wise, i suspect the thought of another year of watching what they have this year, has tempered the excitement of their "journey"............green jhedi

09 Jan 2013 19:30:27
So much for the club wanting da stay away frm drink sponsorships bit dissapointed in fairness
afgandan

Afgandan your having a bubble mate. Celtic don't have the luxury of turning down a multi million deal to sponsor our shirts. We are already earning a pittance compared to the top leagues. Why not go and moan to them about alcohol sponsors on they're shirts. They're getting money threw at them through T.V money and finishing league positions etc.

I can understand what your sayin bt was it only last year that the club said they were tryin to break away from the drinks deals to try help discourage the drink problem in scotland iam nt sayin dat all acots are alcoholics tho there is a big problem! I thought it waa the responsibilty of of bog clibs such as ourselves to try combat these drink culture i was kinda hopein rhe club could hav went down the same road as barca and maybe hav a charty name plastered on the shirt jus my opinion tho
Afgandan

09 Jan 2013 19:12:09
Im not sure about the proposed 12-12-18 format but i must say im coming round to Charles Greens 12-12-17 proposal!

Superb!. pat-c

Wee fat Sally saying nowt. Probably taken a full on breakdown and on anti depressants. Or perhaps she's just comfort eating. Bottom tier again Sally. No need for transfer budget then.

TV have just anounced they ve asked chuckles to apear in the nxt
series of an person abroad after latest look at me rant what a plonker
only chance he has of appearing on foriegn shores
thommy j

Idiot abroad i know postin and magners don't mix sorry
thommy j

09 Jan 2013 18:59:31
Chico Glinty Pinochio on the news spitting the dummy and being his usual contrary negative self. No change there then. Appears to now be a self appointed champion for other chairmens fans, saying the fans aren't being consulted.
Green is being self serving looking for a 16 top tier three league set up giving The Rankers a one year leapfrog to SPL. That's all. That's the whole Jabba and green issue.

The SPL/SFL/SFA have stated now they have con census on a model, fans are to be consulted on that model. It's called logical due process. I'll be happy to go along with anything Peter Lawwell agrees to, I have complete trust and faith in my chairman.

09 Jan 2013 18:42:39
i've drunk ''heavy'' all my life, don't know why, i fancy a cider. ..shammy

That'll be the magners.

09 Jan 2013 19:19:45
Shammy guess the Louden and such other quaint establishments will need to triple their Tennents orders to keep sevco alive... lol Timalloy
PS Shammy here is an excert from Chico's speech tomorrow....
"nobody likes me, everybody hates me, think I'll go and eat worms"

The pear is gorgeos . shammy

09 Jan 2013 16:54:50
Chuckles Green

'In what league do you win a division and then end up playing the same teams again the following season'

Eh, that'll be every top division you walloper lol

Mrs E

This guy is an absolute lunatic, about time he pi$$ed off, he's an utter clown, no wonder every team hates them, if they didn't they will now, what league would even attempt admitting them, crooks with no books

Ska bhoy

Mrs E the legend strikes again.

A classic retort from the legend that is Mrs E! Quality.............green jhedi

PL has such class such composure. Greatly respected in uk, euro and world football. We are all confident that our great club is in competent hands.
Happy new year Peter Lawwell.

Mrs .e . brilliant lol ..shammy

Within what...1 hour max of Celtic making a meaningful interesting statment affecting their own team, what does Chuckles do..releases a woo hoo over here, look at me statement and yet again mentions Celtic . Think its very safe to say where the obsession lies.

He agrees to no voting rights so his £5.5m buy can play in Scottish Football without 3 yrs accounts and now, today of all days, its an issue.

New Club, no accounts but some other league will accept him. Or was he looking to put the season ticket prices up in Div 2 and this is now pie-in-the-sky.

As the saying goes 'don't let the door whack your ass on the way oot'

Ed, has my Mum been posting again ? :-)

Mrs E

09 Jan 2013 19:16:10
Mrs E our chuckles is valiantly trying to keep hold of Celtic's shirt tales even today he mentioned Peter Lawwel, but our Peter is playing a blinder by not even acknowledging it and this sticks in chuckles throat even more... Timalloy

Mrs E is my hero! Belfastbhoy

@6) Mrs E, they made news releases one and two hours before every Celtic Champions league match. I even predicted in here they would do it the last two and they did it. Just wait for the two Juve games wait and see.
Puerile nonsense. There's an obsessive compulsive madness over there.

@9, absolutely...they are totally obsessed with the obsession right enough.

Biggest 'show' in town - their own words ~ Mrs E

We love you Mrs E. Legend! Hail Hail and a hoopy new year to all the bhoys and ghirls! Weetam1888

09 Jan 2013 16:06:21
What was jabbas outburst last nightTelbhoy 67

He was hungry and Greggs had ran out of pies, he wasn't chuffed

Samson

Greens is even better today, even funnier
Ska bhoy,

Just watched Green on news. Why is he always coming across as disingenuous and nervy? Never happy or smiling, always negative. He basically refuses to understand the cold hard facts of the Rangers situation; disliked in Scotland for what the old club did, disbelief at the language of the new club, combative culture, hubris, no contrition, nobody across Scottish football gives a hoot about them.

Green has to keep playing to his audience. He has to continue to be seen as the guy who will not let The rangers be pushed around, while forgetting he gave up the clubs voting rights to allow his BRAND NEW CLUB into the bottom tier of Scottish football.He will be furious because he knows there is no way he can hike up the season tickets by £100-150 next year. With inflation and wages increases, his running costs will rise but his income will remain the same or increase minutely.........green jhedi

Saw charlie boy on news tonight nice new suit, shirt and tie.that share money sure came in handy.jimbho.

6) I only wear bespoke suits and noticed the expensive makeover from his awful off the peg grey non TV friendly number. I think SDM is advising him.

LOL ! Is it the 1920's - 30, s ? How apt glinty sitting there with that old prohibition gangsters get up, was he doing a James Cagney impression ? We are the biggest club in the world see, we break world records? nobody wants see ! I'm a big shot see ! I'm filling my pockets wiv my big hands see ! I talk sh*t & you sevvies swallow it see ! SEVCO the gift that keeps on giving. All the best in the new year Ed 007 & all the bhoys & ghirl's on this site god bless Neil Lennon. AbS {Ed007's Note - Happy New Year.}

09 Jan 2013 15:49:32
The non reaction of PL to the ranting loony in leaky pipe stadium is correct ...Celtic quietly going about their business picking up a multi million pound 3 year sponsorship from a WW brand while the festering heap across the city continue with their snidey childish outbursts ...Celtic's point ? ...We'll get on with it with those that matter and leave the non events to the non eventful's and their mouth pieces ....TTTS

Much much kudos to PL.
Green doesn't need to strain his brain cell to know his shirt sponsorship leverage has just crashed through the floor.
Celtic bringing more millions into the Scottish game. Well done.

It's all in the timing Jabba, its all in the timing.

Regarding peter lawwells big announcement was Gershon signed.
Magners 3 year deal. on celtic website Magners is our new shirt sponsor for next season penning a 3 year deal

Here is a picture
http://t.co/Bh6vAqcG
HH
/BB

Great news, a shirt sponsor without the flesh eaters ! Result.

09 Jan 2013 13:49:44
@"PB" 8jan at 19.41...
Can I ask what happened to the "O" when you Tuped over to "PB" were you not allowed to use "POB" but I bet you will still claim "POB's" History lol Timalloy

I wondered if it was the old deflection king myself Timalloy.Been a while since he was spotted...............green jhedi

Very good but I can assure you POB is a different entity and not me, there you go over to you timalloy I can see the response already PB

Are you Packie Bonnar?Peter Beardsley?Paul Burrell?

Jungle Bhoy.

09 Jan 2013 13:01:29
so the spl have just been announced the 24th best league in the world, a drop from 17th place. now celtic were also recognised as the 22nd best club/team. surely as a club they need to seek an exit. if this is how big the club is sitting in the 24th best league, imagine what we could be in a european or northern european league. forget the epl, they're all eith too scared of us or too ignorant to see what we would bring to that league. sky will determine that much, as soon as armchair fans get bored of your stoke v wigan games. which is quickly happening.

Dont uefa rules prevent clubs playing on a different countries?

09 Jan 2013 11:09:16
can anyone tell me, in this new set up how many trophies are up for grabs for league winners, is it 3 or 4 ? . which teams points are reset with 14 games to go ? . shammy

09 Jan 2013 10:38:41
Tomas Rogic would be a terrific signing! 20 years old, relatively cheap, massive potential, sell him on for a considerable fee. He would slot into the attacking midfield role in our 3-5-2 (which I fully expect us to use against Juve) formation perfectly

09 Jan 2013 07:52:44
Morning one and all. Have not been posting recently
as I have not been to well. Now on the road to recovery. Just thought that if anyone needed a wee laugh they could read Traynor in his new capacity on the Rangers club website. The man continues to talk rubbish but hey ho he must be missing the lime light at the D.R.. Happy New Year to Ed and all the bhoys and ghirls. Julieghirl.

Glad your well, happy new year, shammy

09 Jan 2013 12:00:40
Julieghirl, sorry to hear about your illness, hope you are fully recovered..
Yes Traynor is a first class prat added to Chico and Sally but at least it gives us all a laugh.
Bit I found funny was Sevco moaning about not getting an invite to vote, but as an associate member only they CANNOT vote for 4 years, and Chico and Jabba know this, just the usual sabre rattling for their bears with sore heads. Timalloy

Welcome back Julieghirl, good health to you. This is Green talking through jabba.....green jhedi

Thanks Shammy, Timalloy and Green Jedi. Its good to be back. Julieghirl

Happy New Year Julie x

Its cringeworthy stuff. I've seen so far STV and Tom English have both made fun of him.

Tom English - In regard to Jim Traynor's piece on Rangers' website. I was the one who ridiculed Watty's comedy bid. What are you going to do about it Jim?

Mrs E

09 Jan 2013 03:30:31
billy sharp could be available to sign on a pre-contract?

He still has 3 years left on his deal at Southampton and Forest want to sign him permanently. Good player though.

MikeyBhoy88

08 Jan 2013 21:26:52
Ed can you see Celtic actually signing anyone of any
Quality this window?? Or you think it'll be a loan a freebie
An just generally trying to keep all our players to the summer? {Ed007's Note - Freebies can be quality, as half our squad shows. I hate loaning players in for the sake of it, it is money down the drain and holds back our youth players.}

08 Jan 2013 23:49:21
First we had Rangers in Administration, then we had Rangers in Liquidation now we've got Rangers in Humiliation.

Then back to Rangers in Administration.

If Ally McCoist isn't out the bottom division next year is he a failure?

You really are obsessed with the biggest team in scotland, what would you do if no rangers

@3; There is no rangers. there is however The rangers, a new club trying to climb the leagues.............green jhedi

3] simple answer to your question, what if no rangers . jelly and ice cream. biggest team in scotland, aye right. celtic will be watched by more than double the crowds you will get this season . you were not invited to reconstruction talks because you don't have a vote, and any way nobody cares what you think . do not come back, do as that nutter from yorkshire says . you are not missed. and what happened to the 3/4 spl teams that would die before xmas without you. all still doing nicely thanks . and one final thought, when you say you are going to boycott all the teams that wanted you dead and buried, remember us, and stay away, please . not missed then, now, ever.. shammy