Celtic Banter Archive October 07 2012

 

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07 Oct 2012 20:25:48
On Facebook on of my 'likes' is the Tartan Army and this blog has just been posted about Kris Commons

www.onfieldsofgreen.com

Mrs E

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Its a good article. Some of the comments from an alleged Partick Thistle fan were well handled by James Forrest.

I Liked the new article about sevo's disastrous result yesterday and how the MSM are failing to get the message about the club that used to be called RFC.

Bankie Bhoy

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07 Oct 2012 20:15:14
Watching El Classico Messi 2 Ronaldo 2 all to play for, great stuff.......Stevie

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07 Oct 2012 20:11:25
The bears are now threatenin tae boycott Rangers until Ally goes. Finally they huv cottoned on tae whose tae blame. Hopefully nae boycotting hot wind anymare regarding innocent clubs. Rangers is tae blame fur aw their own troubles.

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07 Oct 2012 19:43:41
Regarding McCoists tough time.Compare and contrast.
McCoist; Was manager of Scotlands second biggest club who managed to get them knocked out of Europe twice,who lost in the League cup to a side from a lower league and who was beaten at home in the Scottish cup.Not forgetting a lead in the league of nine points and eventually losing said league by twenty(or ten if you prefer)points.On his club entering Administration he then became the voice of rangers and rabble rouser in chief.Through one over used quote he made himself pretty much unsackable and stayed in his £1 million per year job.
Lennon; RIP graffiti daubed near his parents house.Attacked three times on the streets of Glasgow.A "legitimate" bomb threat intercepted in the post,live ammunition sent through the post to him and him and his family,including a baby,being roused and escorted from their home at two am following"police intelligence" Attacked while carrying out his job at tyncastle.Despite hundreds of thousands of witnesses,a slap on the wrist was delivered to the coward who attacked him. Yeah,Ally has had a time of it eh?.............. green jhedi

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Ally is now abandoned.
Neil will never ever walk alone.

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Totally right green jhedi but you wont hear the scottish media saying that hail hail marty bhoy

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Not to mention 6 years management experience under Walter Smith at Rangers and Scotland. Neil Lennon had no such luxury.

Without £millions, they seem unable to sign a decent player. Only 18 months before they went into administration they were still paying £4m for players even though they were beyond skint. (4 in a row nae dough ??)

Of course Ally's a legend at the club, look at Kenny Dalglish at both Liverpool & Celtic..dear oh dear if he was half the manager he was as a player, he would have been a genius.

Mrs E

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07 Oct 2012 19:13:40
ahm pittin forwurd a motion (naw no that )
thit wee timbo shood get the sevcos joab (if n wen it becums availabuble mind ye?) iz ahd like tae see wee durranty wae a pole stuck so faur up his erse thit he wid look like a kebab?
bit thats jist me!
between sally wee durantie n laffin boay mick dowul scotlunds ansur tae the marx bros!

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07 Oct 2012 19:53:00
Pat, I am so flattered that you thought of me, but I will only take the Sevco job if YOU become my assistant manager (but it will mean you signing off Springburn buroo lol)
Between us we can implement our own tactics and take Sevco back to their rightful place, in the Govan amateur league (8th division)
Got to go watching El Classico. 1-1 ht. lol Timalloy
PS Sevco v Albion Rovers is called El Brassico (2 skint teams playing each other)

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07 Oct 2012 17:45:36
Isnt it sheer joy browsing the pages of sevco,seeing all the angry bears calling for fattys head,yet insisting hes still a legend if he walks away.then they all start arguing among themselves.hilarious for us,but so embarrassing for them.whole of europe laughing at the season they are having.yesterdays result will never be bettered.the single most embarrassing result in scottish football ever.doing a great job ally.artybhoy

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Some seem to think they have a young team and this is the problem and that Ally held them together thru a 'tough time'

Who are this young team, what does that mean and what exactly did Ally do during this tough time ? He was getting paid a handsome wages and Hearts won the Scottish Cup with the players receiving no wages...just wondering ?

I would say Neil Lennon has had a much, much more tougher time.

Mrs E

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07 Oct 2012 16:47:57
Just a wee bit of humour ed. what have newco and edward the longshanks got in common?

THEY BOTH GOT F***ED IN STIRLING
mikeybhoy27

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07 Oct 2012 15:57:34
Cant come here and not rave about Sammy bhoy ... TTTS

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07 Oct 2012 15:53:54
Back on home soil for a while ....Good solid all round performance today ..TTTS

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07 Oct 2012 14:33:14
This clown Andy Walker is getting beyond a f*kin joke! He never ever praises Celtic in any way and constantly bigs up the opposition an absolute disgrace to think i used to support this rat!

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The one were McGowan pushed izzy over was the best. He made it out as if he made the most of it. He just fell over and got up. Walker was saying it was embarrassing. The same with proven during the spartak game. Commons was fouled in the box proven said the spartak player got the ball. He was no where near the ball. Even itv commentator said it was surely a pen. Trying to hard to seem impartial so as not to offend other fans I think.

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07 Oct 2012 13:02:19
I hope Jamie MxDonald makes a full recovery. Good lick big man

Hail hail

Marco1888

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Here marco thats whit wee vera sade tae me last nite?

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I bet she did pat lol

Its the stupid predictive texts aaaarrrrggggghhhh lol

Hail hail

Marco1888

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07 Oct 2012 12:45:28
It's fantastic to see our manager triumph over adversity, bomb threats, Hearts fans assault, trial by media after a bad result and grow in stature as a man and Celtic manager.
Having assembled a talented group of footballers who are holding their own in Europe and have still to peak.
Conducting media interviews with diligence and dignity.
Then take a look at Alistair McCoist - once chirpy and arrogant with uncle Walter's hand working him from the back given a free ride from Ger-nalists no matter what. Defiant, in denial and blinkered.
More recently spending more time sniping and blaming and generally becoming a sad, sorry laughing stock.
Still seeking advice from WS before, during and after each game while sliding down the country's lower division, like a bead of sweat on a fat guys crack.
Any other man would be lambasted and lampooned in the press for such serious under-achievement but not Sally The Snake and long may it continue.

JJ

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07 Oct 2012 11:48:45
Ally doesn't do walking away....cos if he does he gets no £. Hangs about till he gets sacked and he takes a small fortune out of them! What a leg end!

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Ally needs to go back to failing on question of sport. Failing on celebrity poker and try failing on strictly..... Cause it's only him failing. At Rank Rotteners his failing effects too many.

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Clearly the Motherwell game was a fluke.
Or a giveaway by MWell.

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He used to be quite a handsome man and had a face for the tv. Unfortunately because of the rangers job he's aged 20 years in 12 months so no tv work out there for him. I'm afraid the rangers are stuck with him.

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Ally handsome? My wife thinks he has a face like a halloween cake!............. green jhedi

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I remember going out wi a ghirl, about the time mccoist was playing for rangers. She happened to say she thought he was cute. This was over twenty years ago. Needless to say she got chucked.

Bankie Bhoy

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Aye oot the windae bankie nevur go oot wae a shoart shoartsitit burd although wee timbo did n look wer it goat him?

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Hey bankie ffsk man is that the lasst time ye took a thora hurd oot wen wee sally wiz cute?
if thats the case then the end ae yur dobbur must look like wee sally iz noo,
correctimundoh?
if so dont wurry yur no alane call wee pats uptaehighdo hoatline n ask fur the disfunkshunal dick secshun 0141 7-1 7-1 1888,thur wulnae be embdy there bit leave yur messidge so we kin laff aboot it oan mon?
ps dont pick it cos itl com afff in yur hauns
dr pat PHD BO CD AUDIO,FUD,PIE, MAD,
STI,LIK,AC/DC ETC

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Good comebacks lads. I lost interest in women soon after I chucked that lassie. I met another one and ended up getting married!LOL(Hope my wife doesnae hack into me)

Bankie Bhoy

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07 Oct 2012 10:07:15
wee chico wiz oan the radio govin fone in last nite gaun mental,
"we will be telling the spl, sorry we mean the sfl (keep gettin them 2 mixed up)
we are outraged at the lack of info from them re todays match luvvy as at no point did they tell us that theres no place called "ALBION!"
thats why the crowd was so low as all our supporters (47,362)
were tryin to find t' rite ground to go to in fact 7,398 of them are only just returnin from the midlands from WBA?
incidentally luvvie we wood av got horsed then too by gum?
so we would want to replay the game at a neutral venue such as sevco castle,rite am off to get me lancashire hot pot, with real hovis bread for dunkin!
no sal its not a swap?
ey up! sometimes thee wundurs about that lad a reeeeely diddly doooooo,
now wheres me flat cap to go on me flat napper............"on Ilkley Moor bar 'tat.....
eh up last of summer wines repeats on in hour,(I 'ope wife remembers to tape it on me Betamax video thingy, eh tecknology eh!) kwik Imran n' dont spare t' 'orses.

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Imran's been up huvin words wae Green. It wis Imran that HUD the high risk idea to buy Rankers assets. Green is employed by Imran.
Imran needs tae sack Green and Ally. There's nae profit in this shyte Gangnam Ally style.

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07 Oct 2012 09:49:47
thur wiz so much anger it albion yisturday thit a fan shoutit "that wisnae very good!"
he appears it albion sherif oan mon,
albions manager sade ,
"aye bit its awrite winning the day bit ye ken ye huv tae dae it week in week oot aganst the BIG teams tae,
othurwise the 3 pints mean nuthin eh? ye ken tae!
Thur wiz a large polis presence eftur the game wen 5 sevcos staeyed behind !
bit suroondid bae 3 polis they soon disperced eftur sayin "The polis thote thit we mite invade the pitch bit we coodnae get owur the wa iz we hid 10 pies each, wance we shuvd wee sally away we goat stuck in there much bettur thin thaem fkn broxy burgurs, a herd thit sum muppit hud bote thum they hid been there so long thit the boax hid mintys name oan thum n fur sum raisin we hid tae paey fur thum wae thrupinny bits?
wtfks that?
anywaey whit wiz the score serjint?
aye rite mate hey these albion polis ur great wae the windups sally eh?
sally sally stoap waddlin away yur draggin yur arse like a slug................
hey look boays ah nevur new thit albion hud a cassul see it? ur is that the tap ae the royul infirmary we kin see ah wundur dae they dae pies hey lads wur oan a roll here?
n whoos this ken they keep askin fur?
huv we sined sumdy?
mibbee barbies man? ur mer like barlow?

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07 Oct 2012 09:31:36
Good morning bhoys/ghirls and wee Pat
don't you think it is apt that Mr Green
is linking up with Disney Corporation
after all Celtic win games and
Sevco "DISNAE!" lol Timalloy

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Perfect partners for a mickey mouse club thou ... fuzzy

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