Celtic Banter Archive August 31 2011

31 Aug 2011 23:58:51
It was not provan because the trial was in edinburagh and had a jury full of locals who hate everything to do with the west coast, TV pictures show everything , police & stuards reported Lennon was struck and verbaly abused but hey as everything it was lennons fault.

Police will report to lennox town at 10:00 am tomorrow to arrest Neil Lennon who will appear in Edinburgh high court and be sentanced to 10 years for lifting his arms up after celtic score.

( How dare he )

The case was thrown out on a technicality, because the f**ny's got caught up in the whole sectarian s**t, and charged the looney with assault, motivated by sectarianism, and when lenny and thommo admitted that he hadn't said anything, then the whole charge had to go, and only the second charge of breach of the peace was left,

If they had just charged the thug with assault, he would have been jailed.

That's a fact. People are so keen to push the whole sectarian thing it give the leagle eagles too many loop holes. Who cares why a fud hits you, just get him done for hitting you, job done...

Hi lads, the sectarian element of the charge could have been removed as was the case with the breach of the peace3 charge. In fact according to the legal expert on BBC last night they did actually remove it from the charge and still found him not guilty !!! That is what i am amazed by but lets not think that this is the polices fault for chraging him with the sectarian element as this was a flexible/additional element to each charge.

The people to blame are quite simply the jury who as is stated are from the east coast and we can only presume that had some influence on their decision. Either that or the foreman was against the charges and influenced the rest of the jury accordingly (which is well known to happen in jury rooms where a strong character influences all others)

Johnboymcs

31 Aug 2011 23:48:08
Im not a Samaras fan but I believe that he stayed because he has a genuine affection for the club and that he wants to stay to try and win the fans over. Im not sayin he will do that but if there were better financial offers for him elsewhere then y else wud he have stayed?

Drew

Totally agree, i remember the days when we supported whoever had the hoops shirt on,he,s still a young pup, so can we not just get behind the bhoy and remember what being a hoops supporter means because for me it means supporting every single one of the team to the hilt, csc on tour

I have a genuine affection for Celtic do you think they will pay me £20000 per week for my affection.

31 Aug 2011 23:38:10
Good evening bhoys and ghirls, whats the general opinon from yourselves on the closure of the transfer window?

I'm quietly confident we can win the league this year, Whyte didnt do anything for rangers after promising millions, and to be honest reducing the squad size by shipping players out and buying a striker and a loan deal lb, was a little dissappointed we didnt get the polish keeper but we'll see how Forster gets on this year, but all in all were moving in the right direction, hopefully transfer cash saved up for next window;-)Keir

31 Aug 2011 23:35:13
Ed could u tell me was it the money that sammy was being offered less than hes on at us,or do we owe him outstanding money,anywhichway he will be less respected than he already is,cant understand him.
cheers Monty. {Ed007's Note - Every player nowadays has a clause in their contract (called a loyalty bonus) that means they are due a certain percentage of their contract value if they are transferred without requesting it. Fabregas waived this at Arsenal to push his move to Barcelona through, but the player is entitled to the money. It seems it is over this that Samaras dug his heels in over.}

So why wasn`t it paid? dont want to see him wear the hoops again, keir {Ed007's Note - Just my guess on it Keir, the board have thought because the wages were better he would have accepted a pay off of less than he was entitled to. Samaras has asked for the full amount and that has stalled any move, again just what I can make out of it all.}

Thanks Ed,that disgusts me him taking our hard earned cash fans will despise him.

All footballers are advised from a very young age on their earning potential and agents influence their behaviour as the more a player gets then as we know the agent gets more. This is a generalisation for everything to do with players and money. In any negotiation there is a power struggle (who has the biggest *****) Lawell does not get pushed around by anybody. What he loses on the swings he gains on the roundabouts. As for Samaras he will suffer for being so intransigent and given how he has been treated by Celtic (very well) he really should have been a big boy and taken on a new challenge. He may of course just be worried about being found out, although I think technically he is a very good player..tactically well we all know he is woeful.

31 Aug 2011 23:25:18
What do Celtic have to get rid of Samaras. Is he staying just to annoy everyone. He obviously knows the fans cant stand him yet he wants to stay despite offers from Rennes & Blackburn 2 Big clubs. The guy obviously has no shame. Guess only CFC are to blame for giving the guy a contract on the back of one game. I just hate to see the money myself and all the other fans pay on ticket shirts etc line that guys pockets.

He is deluded mate, he would get better money in EPL. He must think hes the next henrik lol Personally, i think he will get the hint and leave in January

31 Aug 2011 23:21:37
Now that its all over, what do you think of the business done during this window?
Would have loved to have seen Sammy going and replaced by a target man. Would also have liked a decent centre half.

We've got target man in Bangura!

Sammy is sh*t hot when he can be arsed, plus if he's knocked back decent clubs on more money, he must wanna win with us.

Rangers are on there arse, so with Bang, Super Hooper, wee Stokesy and Sammy we can rip them a new ar*ehole.

Keep the faith.....Hail Hail

DazzaBhoy

31 Aug 2011 23:09:22
Bangura and el kaddouri. Im very happy at these signings. hopefully dan is out the team, really pissed off at his fiasco at the sion game. Heres hoping we get bk into europa league and do a turn

31 Aug 2011 22:54:53
Rangers have rejected a 9M offer for Jelavic from an unknown agent acting for an undisclosed club. Is Craig Whyte for real, are their fans really buying this stuff.

Someone on Lpool site said it was us mate. Probly a Ger tho..
The Real KB {Ed007's Note - LMAO, it wasn't LFC KB, believe me.}

Ahh the Lpool site ed. Home to the weird and wonderful, I tell u !
The Real KB

31 Aug 2011 22:44:40
Alrite ed, I think its safe to say Sammy is intent on doing a Balde.... If u catch my drift?!
Pfb79 HH {Ed007's Note - He is entitled to ask for money he is due.}

Why didnt we just pay it to get him off the books? hes a liability, keir

31 Aug 2011 22:21:35

{Ed007's Note - All of our sites have just broken the 1 million hits mark for the day! The counter runs from 8 a.m till 8 a.m. and that was with us having server problems earlier today.}

New medical condition - Ed's Elbow.
That's some shift yous all put in.
Cheers Eds
The Real KB {Ed007's Note - Thanks very much KB mate.}

Hang on...Raul Meireles doing a Torres. It's not over til the fat lady sings ! Gotta go
The Real KB {Ed007's Note - Sorry KB, I thought you knew mate.}

I wonder if the Pool have got something up their sleeves ? Seems somethings gonna kick off
The Real KB {Ed007's Note - Raul will be a Chelsea player KB, I think Henderson was his replacement.}

Wahh ed, would you spoil the ending of a good film as well mate ?
The Real KB {Ed007's Note - Yep, done it with Moneypenny, told her she should watch The Six Sense, 'Great film hen, Bruce Willis plays this ghost......

Ah well ed, could be worse. Our kid is an Evertonian. He's just on the phone to The Samaritans as we speak. Told him the crack about Anfield being re-developed too, just to rub it in. Lol.
The Real KB {Ed007's Note - I bet you are popular!}

31 Aug 2011 21:59:21
any one know the score with the kids v barca??

3-1 Barca we played well tho

31 Aug 2011 21:54:44
A new left back and 4 hours of Natalie Sawyer. Superb.

Only thing that'd improve tonight's dealings would be a CB, a number 7 and Jellyman leaving Rangers for a nominal fee.

Everton bid 9M for jelavic and we kod it sorry to disapoint u. No doubt he will be away for more in Jan tho

watp

Do you believe that? think its called smoke and mirrors. Both clubs have been at it in recent times to an extent but if you can't see that Rangers have turned a lack of support for the manager into a "positive" by holding onto Jelavic you're niave. Celtic play the same games with vari9us tales of big names etc and deals for 4M strikers who apparently cant get visas (even without application). We both need to scrutinise our clubs more following last weeks debacle

31 Aug 2011 21:43:21
Gotta say Bhoys and Ghirls i'm pretty happy with the fact we have brought on board a new striker and left back. I honestly think Mulgrew will be a smashing CB alongside big Kelvin so i think we'll be okay there. I'm also delighted we haven't taken on another EPL reject with an over inflated ego and wage packet. Now let's all get together, cut out the negativity, get back that atmosphere from last seasons run in and bring the league title back home

Gary

Lets hope lennon doesnt play big dan instead of mulgrew

31 Aug 2011 21:00:34
Not much happy faces on rangers site, tried to post for a bit of banter but he won't post it haha

31 Aug 2011 20:21:47
Please leave Samaras, your surplus to requirements. Scores 2 goals againist manky mob to win a new deal, goes straight back to being s**t. Lennon is to blame in my opinion, looks like we are stuck with him

31 Aug 2011 20:06:53
Hope someone can post how our young boys are doing tonight against Barcelona. cheers Timalloy

Game is on p2p4u.Score at the moment is 2-1 Barca.

Jungle Bhoy.

Cheers Junglebhoy! Timalloy

31 Aug 2011 19:20:15
transfer deadline day in scotland been extended by 24 hrs,as the SFA were on jury duty today.

31 Aug 2011 19:11:45
I see Rangers are being as exhuberant as always.

"Rangers have had a bid for South African international Siphiwe Tshabalala rejected by Kaizer Chiefs, according to the African media.

The Scottish champions are believed to have made a £100,000 bid for the attacker, a fee described as an insult by the player’s agent."

And here they were talking of Lukaku on loan. Excuse me while i go piss myself with laughter.

TrampsPants

Wit a reddie mate........Whyte promised them the world and delivered...............................F*** ALL!

Whyte are you a tim in disguise?

DazzaBhoy

31 Aug 2011 18:56:46
Statement from Celtic:

"It is for the Jury to decide on this case, however, we find the accused 's acquittal of the charge of assault difficult to comprehend bearing in mind our knowledge of the incident.

"One thing is clear - this was a disgraceful incident involving Neil Lennon, seen by the world - the sort of incident which should not have happened in any football stadium and one which embarrassed Scottish football.

"Regardless of the verdict reached, we hope that people will learn from the events of last season and realise these cannot be repeated.

“As always we will give Neil Lennon our full support and hope that this season he can be given the opportunity to be allowed to do his job without the kind of threats, attacks and intimidation which have marred much of his time in Scotland."

31 Aug 2011 18:15:30
here ed wen ye look it the look oan that big middens face diz it no remind yae ae the 2 nutturs fae the glesga airport bomb,the wurd vakint stare cums tae mined, whit you think eddy bhoy

What?

31 Aug 2011 18:10:33
Yes ed what's the craic? I hear gaddafi has move to Algeria but Libya are offering a million for him...... That's the only transfer news I heard today.... Lol. I just love deadline day. I hope sammy fecks off sum where. Where would the worst possible place you could send him on loan? Do you tink will we make a big name signing before the window shuts? We still need a target man. Bigirishmac {Ed007's Note - Deals will be worked on right up to the last minute BIM.}

Listun up ed that price a gave ye fur wee megra well it wiz ah bit inflatit so am opun tae offurs,mibbee a loan..........................
short term.......................fortnite mibbee whit whit..........

Pat 48 hours tops LOL Timalloy

31 Aug 2011 18:06:28
just heard on bbc news that the headcase who attacked neil lennon has been found "not proven"
wtf is that all about
marty bhoy

31 Aug 2011 17:42:43
Scummy hearts fan cleared verdict not proven words fail me

31 Aug 2011 17:35:20
here ed if wee sally foned cood you take it as ah waant tae make the wee man sweat ovur ma 5 munkees as ah no wae transfer deedlin day he wull be desparit tae get sumbidy in whit wae big jelly bay pos oan the move wee davis pos tae , so the price ae oor wee mates is gonae go thru the roofso if its gettin near 11 ocloak then ma mobie wull be wurkin ovurtime.......
"weer in the munee,
weer in the munee.....gess who,gaun gess yill nivur get ti gaun,,,,????? {Ed007's Note - I think they have enough monkeys already in the team without yours Pat, I doubt they could afford them anyway.}

Aw ye gessdit how did ye no it wiz me????? n' ah tried tae diskies it as much iz ah kooooood,

They so called Monkeys as you call them ED. Has won the title for the past 3 years. What would that make your own team then ED. {Ed007's Note - Organ grinders?}

Ur a wot ed? lol. {Ed007's Note - I know, I just noticed that lol}

Soory Ed but yous could nae GRIND out a title if yous tried LOL

Language timothy language,here ed av seen you it close kwortirs wae big moniepinnie organ grindurs indeed!, in fakt av still goat the video,its cauld "lookin thru the keyhole",by I M staunin .hee haw

Evening Pat, did you see you are to be best man at Ed007's wedding? Lucky you have a "monkey suit" LOL Timalloy

Pat, what are your thoughts on the hearts fan being found not guilty? Shall we get Beltrami back, or is he too busy with your defence just now. Timalloy

31 Aug 2011 17:28:10
Sorry bhoys not a rumour just an observation... Georgie Thompson is looking bang tidy on SSN deadline day! Yummy :) {Ed007's Note - Hayley McQueen was looking fine earlier too.}

Missed Hayley McQueen earlier.. Shame :(

Craig

31 Aug 2011 16:45:48
I hate to say it but feel we will get no one but hope to be proved wrong. Anyway though this isn't a rumour as such why are we once again waiting for deadline day and praying for our Board to complete what all Celtic fans believe are essential additions. Does your head in.

31 Aug 2011 16:00:52
31 Aug 2011 15:48:24
This is a cracking rumour. I was going to post it on the Celtic page but since all the Celtic fans spend all their time on the champions page anyway.
*********BREAKING***NEWS****************
GARY HOOPER cancels flight to costa del sol to catch a flight to London. QPR have agreed a fee with Celtic. Watch this space. Source twitter. lmao

I got this from the Gers page. Georgie has just said it on SSN aswell.
Craigybhoy

Total bawbag just looked at sky (&georgie thomson &said nothing of the sort

To the guy that called craigybhoy a bawbag. I heard Georgie say that aswell. She said that unconfirmed reports QPR have contacted celtic again after they lost out to sign craig bellamy. She will keep everyone updated. Corrie McLaughlan on clyde 1 said it aswell. So it looks like your the BAWBAG. lmao Johnnybhoy {Ed007's Note - Did you read the post? Craigy had cut and paste it from the Rangers page, the comment was made towards the OP.}

31 Aug 2011 15:44:22
If the Evening times is to be believed:

Celtic’s hopes of being reinstated in the Europa League are hanging in the balance after it emerged today there will be no binding ruling on the Sion situation until the end of next month.

Neil Lennon’s side were knocked out at the qualifying stage last week after losing 3-1 to Sion, but Parkhead chiefs have appealed to Uefa after the Swiss side fielded players subject to a transfer ban.

The Parkhead club could yet be reinstated in the competition, however, with Uefa threatening to throw Sion out of the Europa League if they are found guilty of breaking the rules.

The Court of Arbritation for Sport (CAS) is the ruling body in any such dispute and secretary general Mattieu Reeb admits there is unlikely to be a conclusion to the saga before the end of next month – two weeks after the group stage matches begin.

He said: “There is a case pending arbitration here – but there is no hope of a final decision before the end of September.

“There could still be something decided by Uefa this week. I understand they are planning to issue a decision.

“But the case could still come to us for arbitration later.

“There is an appeals process with Uefa first, then either Sion or Celtic could appeal to CAS and plead their case with us.

“I don’t see how it can be done by September 15, which of course is the date for the first round of Europa League games.

“We just have to wait for Uefa’s decision.

“After that, we could see more appeals by Sion or Celtic.”

If the case is still rumbling on by the time Sion’s group, which includes Athletico Madrid, Udinese and Rennes, kicks off, it could leave the competition descending into chaos.

Sion are due to face Madrid a fortnight tomorrow in Spain and to host Udinese on September 29 but, if Celtic are successful in their appeal and the Swiss side are thrown out of the competition, it could mean fixtures have to be replayed, with Lennon’s side taking Sion’s place in the competition.

No date has yet been set for the hearing that could yet only spark further controversy but a Uefa spokesman said: “The decision is expected before the beginning of the group stages.”

Uefa president Michel Platini and Fifa chief Sepp Blatter have both lent support to Celtic’s case by criticising Sion’s stance.

I would get Paul McBride onto this.The super QC will sort this out in days.

Jungle Bhoy.

31 Aug 2011 13:59:59
*****BREAKING TRANSFER NEWS*****

Celtic are in talks with Belgian duo Marc De Maan and Schor De Gol from Genk.

De Mann is a 22 yr old left back and is very quick
De Gol is 26yrs old and scored 22 goals last season

Exciting players indeed and will help the bhoys with there defensive problems and gaol scoring problems.

Have'nt you got anything better to do. I'm sure mummy will let you play with the lego

David

Away u go and play football manager, why would players frm gent come thet are in chamions league fool {Ed007's Note - I think it was a joke, did you see the names? That is why it is in the banter section}

Away u go and play football manager, why would players frm gent come thet are in chamions league fool
-----------------------------------------------
who's the fool? It was a joke and you didn't even get it. Back to School lad.

David you fell for that one lol ha ha ha. One nil lol.

Did I, I dont think I did.

David

Ha ha, give the guy credit for a good spoof rumour, it lightens the mood. Pity you never left a name to congratulate you. Well done. Our bhoys I am disappointed in some of you getting caught out LOL Timalloy

Good yin Nobby , Rangers snubbed in 2 deals for strikers totalling £400,000 , Mr Whyte is really pushing the boat out my man !

31 Aug 2011 13:38:44
What about the UEFA Cup situation, whats goin on?

-Jimbobmccracken {Ed007's Note - Not much right now.}

No Ruling on Sion till end of September,The Evening Times

31 Aug 2011 12:23:15
If Sammy has Knocked back these bids (good bids too) this will surely mean the final straw for the parkhead faithful, if he's still there after tonight he'll be slaughtered everytime he gets a game. I for one will not be happy if he's still a tim by the end of the day!! What about you bhoys?? CB

I actually i'm beginning to hate this guy, the manky lot are loving this too. Sammy get tae @^&%£ PLEASE!!!

May be he loves the club and wants to make up for past mistakes. He has talent and could still turn into a player his is still young. however sometimes a move and a fresh start is best for all. (sutton to celtic from chelsea ) I wish him well where ever he ends up and especially if he stays at Parkhead

David

Well said David. Sopotcelt

31 Aug 2011 11:41:17
You have to credit sammy for knocking back all these moves least he is showing commitment ..... Pitty he's utter push tho

Paul1888

Yeh . Just wish he would show some off that
commitment on the freekin pitch . If he stays

31 Aug 2011 10:47:46
Hi Ed, Bet you'll be glad when todays over eh? Going off spec for a moment you've got to check out our bhoy di canio he had a fight with one of his own players last night!! Classic. Here's hoping we get a news CB today i'm not going to bother speculating lets just wait and see.

Cheers Chrisbhoy67 {Ed007's Note - I saw that last night, Chris. Still as daft as a brush ;-)

31 Aug 2011 07:52:30
Deadline Day! Hope wee Lenny has a couple of suprises up his sleeve today. Hail Hail.

31 Aug 2011 00:44:56
Just think folks......this time tomorrow, when the window is closed.......we'll be praising NL for getting the guys he gets and shafting him for not getting rid of all the guys we don't like. And they say football fans are fickle!! lol