Celtic Banter Archive February 21 2012

 

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21 Feb 2012 23:24:44
I'm I right in saying we got Aberdeen away on the 5th of march then done play Rangers till the 25th? That can't ge right but did read it somewhere just seems like a long time between games?
Tt88

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Due to playing Dundee Utd march 11
scottish cup
and then Kilmarnock march 18th
cup final

hold on better go check im right
nah i will let jacko check for me lol

Lubo25

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Aberdeen away on Saturday 3rd March .

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21 Feb 2012 23:18:53
So Strachan thinks Celtic supporters that want to see Rangers go under are "warp minded" and only "one or two" feel like that.Dream on.....DH

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21 Feb 2012 23:06:03
Really can't wait till we play rangers its going to b easy n hopefully win the league that day n make them suffer more ha. Craigybhoy Mon The hoops

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21 Feb 2012 23:03:57
Heres an interesting development.Paul murray and his consortium think that the way forward is a 50% split with fans to own the club.This is a great idea,i think it may be the way forward for smaller clubs.What i am curious to find out is how many of the rangers fans will take the offer up bearing in mind david murray was stung to the tune of 50m when he tried it.Early figures suggest £1000 for one voting share.so lets see you step up fans,cos we did................green jhedi

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You and I both know that a takeover pre-liquidation will never happen.

If a takeover ever happens it'll be with a newco and a lower league. Not so appealing.

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Wont happen itll be money men that buys shares supporters groups are talking about it but 1 not every body can afford in this climate a grand 2 the trust is at a bottom low at the minute, i for one would think twice.. i think itl will be a consortium with a fans place on the board but think a 50/50 wont happen personally not sure if id like it too either because financially might work against us... craig+babybear selling whyte toilet paper cheap cheap

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21 Feb 2012 23:03:36
Ed can u clear somethin up 4 me? If craig whyte used the mortgaged season ticket money to buy the club then surely he must have recieved the money from ticketus before he bought the club...i'm confused as to how he can spend money from season tickets before actually buying the club and having the right to do so. Unless murray was privvy?? Surely illegal??

ST PAULI {Ed001's Note - it is legal, he can receive money on proviso it is used for a certain purpose, like when you buy a car on HP, you receive the money with an obligation to use it to buy said car.}

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21 Feb 2012 22:54:35
Copied From BBC.co.uk

Craig Whyte has admitted using money from the sale of future season ticket income "to complete the takeover" of Rangers football club in May 2011.

A statement issued by Mr Whyte said Ticketus paid £20m in return for ticket revenues for the next three seasons.

Rangers was forced into administration last week after failing to pay a multi-million pound HMRC tax and VAT bill.

The administrators said there was "widespread concern" about the Ticketus agreement.

The statement confirmed the money allowed his takeover to be completed and provided working capital.

In a separate statement, David Whitehouse from administrators Duff and Phelps, said: "Following information received, it is now apparent that the proceeds from the Ticketus arrangements amounted initially to a sum in the region of £20m plus VAT."

He said that £18m was subsequently transferred to the Lloyds Banking Group, who were owed money when Mr Whyte bought Sir David Murray's majority stake in Rangers.

"The application of the remainder of these proceeds is subject to further examination," Mr Whitehouse added.

The administrators confirmed that inquiries into the purchase of shares at the time of the takeover would continue.

The administrator said: "We are now investigating all the circumstances surrounding both the purchase of the majority shareholding in Rangers Football Club plc and the flow of funds which stemmed from the transaction and were intended to fulfil the purchasers' obligations at the time of the sale."

In his statement, Mr Whyte denied trying to make a "fast buck" out of Rangers while he was chairman of the Glasgow football club.

He said he was personally "on the line" for £27.5m in guarantees and cash, in connection with a controversial deal agreed with Ticketus.

Further examination
Mr Whyte said: "The arrangement with Ticketus - which was a three-season deal not four, as has been reported - was originally to provide additional working capital as had been the case previously under the old board.

"My corporate advisors came to me with the proposition that it was entirely possible, as well as highly beneficial, to negotiate a deal with Ticketus that would allow us to complete the takeover and maximise working capital for the club's day-to-day business."

The multi-million guarantees made by Mr Whyte, he said, showed he was committed to Rangers' future.

He added: "By any stretch of the imagination that is a very substantial commitment to the football club of which I have been a supporter since I was a boy and dearly wish to see through this crisis so that Rangers emerge as a financially fitter and stronger institution.

"I am the biggest stake-holder in Rangers and I face huge financial losses personally if the restructuring fails or is not allowed to proceed."

The statement went on to claim that Mr Whyte regretted not being more open about the arrangements he made with Ticketus.

He said, however, that Ticketus may not have been "very happy" if he had breached their confidentiality.

"It also has to be remembered that this was not me working alone and in isolation," said Mr Whyte.

"I hired top-rate corporate, financial, legal and tax specialists to guide me through this process and when you're paying for that kind of advice, it would be daft not to follow it."

Mr Whyte claimed that continuing losses would have meant Rangers going into administration, if not now then "some time in the future".

Looking to the future, Mr Whyte said he would not continue as Rangers Chairman after any restructuring by the administrators.

He said if he emerged from administration still in control of Rangers FC he would give "immediate consideration" to gifting the majority of his shares to a supporters' foundation.

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Oh Dear!

TerribleBeauty

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. This is goin well for us gers fans. Be debt free and ready to go again in no time!

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21 Feb 2012 22:30:26
Bankie boy when you were checking club websites about forthcoming games did you also notice that your club are the only club who dont publish their home attendances . mmmmmm

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Pointlees post as we don`t have anything to hide unlike some clubs who are getting their dirty washing dragged through the steets just now but i`ll no drop any names, LOL ,kb-bhoy

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21 Feb 2012 22:21:33
Have to laugh at the Rangers support whinging about slagging and gloating the Celtic support are handing out, the beauty of this is they aint seen nothing yet starting tomorrow night,with an old firm game at ipox to come and one at Paradise that should be enough to tip them over the edge.. Just remember ostriches in the words of our glorious leader This is not the end it's only the beginning.....Stevie

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21 Feb 2012 22:19:19
Just to confirm the Celtic Plc company history:
Incorporation Date 12/04/1897
Company Number SC003487
Previous Name THE CELTIC FOOTBALL AND ATHLETIC COMPANY LIMITED
Date of Change 15/12/1994

So erm, no, no argument re history of the one club continuously trading with a change of name only.

Nevis

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I thought it was athletic and coy?
Tt88

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Coy = Company

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21 Feb 2012 21:53:32
OMFG

look out your life jackets as this will have you flooding the house with laughter
the latest goon post is saying the real villian in the saga known now as Administration Street is MARTIN O' NEILL

i just hope jebus did die on the cross or he's next in line for the blame

so PMSL

Lubo25

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Actually I am that goon and I am a Celtic supporter,if you read the post its made in JEST, but the irony is the Matin Oneil years set in motion what we are seeing today. JS

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JS
My hands up bud im big enough to admit when it get it wrong
im not a follower of the forces of denial

i wasnt meaning you being the goon
i meant the goon page
sorry if you took that part the wrong way

Lubo25

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Excuse typos :)

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Aw that was to good, daft mhanks!
WATP.gers

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No PROBS Lubo :) JS

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21 Feb 2012 19:09:48
Is ED007 ok?
I havent been visiting the sight long but his input seems lower than usual and i saw mention of leg operations and his niece?
Just friendly concern as the job all you eds do is awsome.
Hope all well.
Nevis {Ed001's Note - I have just checked with him, he is just having a bit of a break. Probably pointing and laughing at me trying to keep up with all the posts!}

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Thanks ED001, keep up the good work or at least...............keep up
Ah only come here for the glesga banter!
Thanks again
Nevis {Ed001's Note - keep up? Are you making a pass at me Nevis???}

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Jeez ED,
My passes are never as subtle as that!!
LOL cheers mate
Nevis {Ed001's Note - damn, I will put me coat back then.}

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21 Feb 2012 20:52:13
Ed see coz they r in admin can they qualify for Europe? If no how many seasons r they not allowed to play in it for? {Ed001's Note - they can't play in Europe while in admin. They will have to re-apply the next time they are in a position to qualify and have come out of admin. I did read reports of it meaning a 3 match ban, but I have tried to find that in the regs and can't see it. Doesn't mean it isn't there mind! Those regulations are pages and pages of mind numbingly boring and tedious gobbledigook.}

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They have to be out of admin by 31 March to qualify for Europe and only then, if their accounts have been submitted by 31 March, which were due for submission to companies house on 31 Dec 2011.

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21 Feb 2012 20:51:11
Pacific shelf 595 that what Celtic use to trade as look at there website that means when yous changed your name so all the trophies you won years ago should be void including the big silver one when did you win that one again forgot 1967 Watp

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Dear me.how can so many people be so stupid?...........green jhedi

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21 Feb 2012 20:04:31
So swiss tony used the ticketus cash to buy rangers before he had actually taken over.One obvious question is how? How could he gain written proof of ownership to be able to strike this deal? Could a certain person inside ipox have given some assurances in order to smooth the path to completion? Could this person be in such a rush,so desperate,as to make sure this deal happened? It is just me or has this got Minty Moonbeams stamped all over it?You have got to hand it to swiss tony,"lloyds were paid from one of my own companies",yes,after ticketus had paid the money through whytes lawyers.All the time spent telling "the peepil",all the timmy conspiricies,all the in whyte we trustees,and now they know.Stitched up,ripped off and facing liquidation. Anybody else feel that this might get even better?....green jhedi

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James Traynor said on radio tonight
even more news out this week and its worse than what was released today

Lubo25

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21 Feb 2012 19:49:54
Listening to Radio Synde at the
moment. Rangers fans digging up old
issues such as the poppy banner
instead of their massive problems.
Anyone else noticed that the only
club running ads for forthcoming
games are Celtic. Rangers are really
skint if they cant afford these ads.
HAIL HAIL.

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II was unaware that wearing a poppy was now compulsary.what a cheek they have,you love your queen?pay your dues to her.you want to parade soldiers round ipox? help buy them equipment by paying your taxes..............green jhedi

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Its poppy facism. Lest we forget is the strapline for selling poppies to commemorate the 1st ww. I think we can safely say we have forgotten time and time again...., illegal wars, hundreds of thousands of innocent casualties. Thats what people are commemorating when they are buying a poppy. A piece of s**t if you ask me.

Bankie Bhoy

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21 Feb 2012 19:28:28
Just been announced on the news that whyte HAS used the TICKETUS money to pay LLOYDS banking group,

I think fraud charges will be on there way

hail hail

Marco1888

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21 Feb 2012 19:04:24
Cmon eds.if our own eds unavaillable for whatever reason,surely you can get a stand in to do abetter job of updating the chat on here than the poor level of service we,re getting just now.artybhoy {Ed001's Note - no, most of the editors won't touch Celtic or Rangers. There are too many issues with sectarianism and bigotry and they don't want to touch them. So it is me or no one most of the time I am afraid.}

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Its only Ed001 or Ed025....give the guys a break.
just post on the wake instead:)


taco

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Tbh I can understand that edd

Lenny {Ed001's Note - it is difficult, there are obvious issues in particular involving the Old Firm that make it difficult to edit their sites.}

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21 Feb 2012 18:48:53
So Whyte has used Ticketus money to buy rankers! Anyone on here known this for a while?

DazzaBhoy

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21 Feb 2012 18:42:53
Try a bit of sympathy for your Gers pals-a few lines from Virgo Clowns by Van Morrison
Let us shake you by the hand
Let us help you understand
Take your head out of the sand
And shake it free now

Let us help you to go on
We are here to lean upon
Now you know exactly just who
you ant to be now.
(there is another song on the same album called Blue Money whose lyrics may be liked by Craig Wheight - is that how you spell it?).

Paddy Malarkey

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21 Feb 2012 18:32:11
Posted by a Rangers supporter on the Shame's page:

"That is entirely true and he isnt hiding that fact anymore, although if he had been more open from the start then people might understand more. what people dont realise is that the money from ticketus (which is not a loan as they own the tickets now) is secured against another of Whyte's companies. therefor he is liable, not Rangers. This paid off lloyds 18 million with the rest keeping the club running (still at a loss). it was other factors, primarily former employees ring fencing funds, that forced us into administration. The ticketus money will only become an issue if fans dont buy season tickets over the next two years. I firmly believe that Whyte has a plan and shudder to think what state we would be in (liquidation) if he hadnt done what anyone else wouldn't dare. He is a Rangers man and we shouldn't forget that. he is also very smart and surely understands the consequences of putting Glasgow Rangers out of Business for good, where could he hide?"

You just couldn't make it up. I'm beginning to really like Rangers supporters for all the entertainment they are giving me. Might hire one as a clown for my jelly and ice cream party.

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They all believe in santa and the tooth fairy too....col

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21 Feb 2012 18:07:49
I did sell the seats quick...quick i did sell the seats ..quick ...quick

Swiss Toni you legend

Lubo25

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21 Feb 2012 17:59:16
when is ed007 gonna be back,cos these pages arent getting updated as often as usual?artybhoy {Ed001's Note - I don't know mate, sorry.}

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21 Feb 2012 16:54:02
If rangers fans dont do walking away,how do they ever leave anywhere?.............green jhedi

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Haha that's brilliant.

GoldCoastBhoy

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Come on mate your better than that! Thats dimalloy standard of "joke"!
Must try harder
GCUK

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PMSL - Craig Whytes detailed statement ends on his future involvement and the following statement.

"But I am a Rangers fan, and, like other Rangers fans I don't do walking way."

Er...........I dont think the tax dodgers will be using that phrase again! Haha! LMAO

You couldnae make this guy up!! Hail Hail!

Bankie Bhoy

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Not walking away actually means "not walking away for 70 minutes"

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21 Feb 2012 13:21:21
The brain cells of a Rangers fan, got both of these at work today.

1. Forget England, i have heard both Barcelona and Real Madrid have approched their league to see if its possible for Rangers to join, as a two horse race in Spain is boring.

2. We will never go bust, i dont fear liquidisation. I said, you mean liquidation, he said, both mean the same, one is the American word for it.

Joeshmo1888

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Joeschmo1888: did you expect anything else mate? although the barca/real one is a classic! ...green jhedi

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Joeshmo you said brain cells as though it had company,kb-bhoy

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21 Feb 2012 13:02:46
jelly and ice cream?.............
its gone in no time
helicopter sundae?
lasts a lifetime
billyboy
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BB...those expensive helicopters sundaes have cost you your club. Should have stuck to ice cream & jelly and what you could afford lol

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WATP --- WE ARE THE PAUPERS

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You can say and print WATP all you like, truth is ye are a blight on world football, may I suggest you sign off WATTCP, we are the tax cheating people, nicer ring to it. When you logged in to your PC, did you log in as ADMINISTRATOR?

Bad Bhoy.

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I am sure we will remember 25/3/2012. Steak Pie Sunday !

Pedro Sanchez

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Billyboy
give you that one as funny
however i wont be obsessively surfing the web pages trying to link the joke to paramilitaries unlike your fellow colleagues seem to be doing

soon we will hear that like Eggs Benedict,Jelly and ice cream has been removed for all menu's at ibrokes
WATP
Watching All Tims Partying

Lubo25

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@Lubo25; tell me they never thought jelly n ice cream had paramilitary links? says more about them than anything else........green jhedi

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LUBO
at least you seem to see its banter unlike a lot of eejits on here on both sides. obviously i dont like whats happening at ibrox just now but a sense of humour helps my god its either that or cry. but you know whatever happens administration,liquidation,win case or lose case........tomorrow will still be wednesday.

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Rhyming time with time? genius! Lol

Jamie Mac(wanyama)

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Green Jhedi

yes bud thats what they are saying
pathetic aint it

Lubo25

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21 Feb 2012 12:48:00
There was apound coin thrown on the pitch at Ibrokes on Saturday, police are not sure whether to treat it as Assault or a takeover bid!

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21 Feb 2012 09:45:13
If the story in one of the daily rags is true regarding rangers players offering to take pay cut to safeguard the jobs of tea ladies/cleaning staff/ etc then i would like to congratulate them(the players that is not the club)

Skinnybhoy

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Totally agree mate

Bankier Bhoy

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Fantastic gesture

Lubo25

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At least someone connected to rangers has some dignity, cos the club and it's fans certainly don't


taco

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Dont tar all Rangers fans with the same brush Taco, very disrespectful.

BB1

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21 Feb 2012 09:20:02
Five things that Rangers Fc (IN ADMINISTRATION)
fans, now regret saying.

1) Mind the Gap
2) Motherwell will finish Second
3) even with -10 Rangers will still win SPL
4) In Ally we trust, he is a good tacician
5) Craig Whyte has a Plan

Bhoys/ghirls feel free to add your own
hail hail Timalloy

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Nice one Timalloy

1) There are 2 American millionaires
2) There are 2 German millionaires
3) There are 2 Russian millionaires
i could go on .....
4) I ve seen Celik on you tube and he will rip you all apart
5) we dont do walking away ..lasted 70 mins last saturday

Lubo25

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"Yeah 15 points, it's all over."

GoldCoastBhoy

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1. RIP Celtic
2. Let's arrange for a hearse to drive around Celtic Park
3. Cousin will win us the league
4. If hibs and Motherwell and hearts and Kilmarnock and Dundee utd beat u and wee win the two old firms....etc
5. We've won the league again in November

Mikey Bhoy

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4iar nae dough
Mind the gap
Making fun of our Manager !

Mrs E

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No particular order:

1. "Jelavic is worth at least 10M".
2. "Craig Whyte is a billionaire".
3. "It's you lot who'll need to worry about finances considering you won't have any Champions League money" (funny on so many levels).
4. "In Ally we trust" (...to royally balls-up 6 competitions)
5. "We have quality over quantity" (true in some respects).

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1?(As of 1994).... We all sit in the Govan stand and laught at you,,,, The BEGGARS.....
2/ WE ur the peeeple,
3/Timmy is to blame.
4/ The D---ly R----d has it in for us.
5/In Craig & Ally we trust... (chortle,sniggert)

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20 Feb 2012 23:54:29
Has Swiss Toni's Masterplan all along been to get Motherwell into the Champions League place, his boyhood heroes? lol

Lubo25

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Nice one Lubo25.

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20 Feb 2012 18:25:48
Very slow on here today,and no sign of 007.hope his wee niece isnt unwell again.artybhoy

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20 Feb 2012 14:01:59
Afternoon ED007, I just saw that
Celtic FC (Champions ELECT) are
to welcome the famous Thai Tims to
Celtic Park, late April/early May the
kids will sing at Parkhead and will also
appear in concert in Glasgow, to all
our Celtic family I say lets pack out
their concert and give them a very
special CELTIC WELCOME at our
world famous club. hail hail and
I just can't get enough. Timalloy

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20 Feb 2012 23:12:30
Ed is there any Celtic players with contracts expiring in the summer ? {Ed001's Note - try this link: http://www.transfermarkt.co.uk/en/suche/detailsuchespieler/suche.html?searchId=76407 that is a fairly reliable site.}

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20 Feb 2012 23:12:30
Strathclyde's finest have requested talks with the spl over a potential old firm league clincher, stating that they dont want it to happen, but might be difficult to avoid due to pre-sales, if they refuse to police it; then will the spl need to rescheduele it or what happens?

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20 Feb 2012 21:51:52
Swiss Toni has said he plans to focus on his job
looks like he aint going away until he liquidates the place

Lubo25

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20 Feb 2012 21:19:56
Come on let's make it a full house for tomorrow's game

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Lucky if there is thirty thousand

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Kids get in for a fiver so take your kids,nephews,nieces etc and let them see a party atmosphere.Infact,take all the Gers supporting kids that you know and let them see how real fans party.

Jungle Bhoy.

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