Celtic Banter Archive December 18 2011

18 Dec 2011 23:15:35
On the Shames page just now their discussing the fact they're playing so bad is "partly" due to the fact the crowd are on there back abusing the usual suspects (Edu, Lafferty, Half-Whittaker some blue said he's on 20k a week surely not? Ed?
This was the case with us earlier on in the season 50k odd people shouting and screaming at you has to have an effect on the players, it's as simple as that. The crowd plays a huge part in the games you have to be behind your team for 90mins, classic example of it was the 2-1 dunfermline game when lenny lost it with some "fans".
It's all goin Pete Tong over at CaseGreyskull, at a great time too ;)
CB67 {Ed007's Note - Whittaker's wages are reported to be between £16-20k a week.}

Wow that's just mental! No wonder he gets so much abuse, whens his contract up?
Thats crazy they must want rid of him on those wages! Jeeso I honestly didn't think it could be true? No wonder that lot are skint!
CB {Ed007's Note - He only recently signed a new 5 year deal.}

That pretty much says it all then? No wonder they're in that state.
On that note I bid you a goodnight.
Cheers CB {Ed007's Note - Goodnight CB, take care bud.}

18 Dec 2011 22:26:57
Is Cillian Sheridan wearing that jumper on Sportscene for a bet...its a Christmas belter ! Mrs E {Ed007's Note - I think he got dressed in the dark!! He must be wearing that for a bet!}

Other than the Hoops...its the most entertaining thing on the show lol ~ Mrs E {Ed007's Note - I hope he isn't planning a job in the media after his football career either.}

Hey Mrs E what about ICT defo robbed eh? Your hubby can't be happy with that stuff.
Nice Jumper tho? Must have lost a bet!
CB

Get with it you lot that's what's in the fashion at this present moment. They are all different designs.
FF81

FF81..I like it ! Bright red polo neck with a row of Christmas trees..

Hubby at work CB, he's not impressed with Scottish football at all (although still bets on it)

Mrs E

So you have a few then FF aye? trend setter not follower in this case eh?
CB

Hey ff81 what your opinion of Half Whit-taker being on 16-20k a week?
CB

And loses every week, Mugs game! Used to do it in my teens but grew up. a win maybe one in ten (if that) just wasn't worth it.
CB

Turtel neck actually. {Ed007's Note - Red neck more like!!}

He has a bet everyday but not big amounts (that I know of)..

The more I look at the jumper, the more I want one lol - Mrs E {Ed007's Note - Women... *rolls eyes*}

I've got one of those jumpers. Got it two weeks ago £95. I thought Whittaker was on £23k a week. I think he's well with the money.
I dream of a team of Whittaker's
FF81 {Ed007's Note - Stop shopping at the Barras then mate.}

We've had a discussion about the jumper in work this morning... a defo thumbs-up ! - Mrs E {Ed007's Note - Do you work with blind people Mrs E?}

FF81 are you on some sort of medication bud? What's with ending each post with I dream of a team of .........numpties?
Or are you just getting a bit dottled in your old age LOL ;) Joke!
I dream of Half-Whitts Wages each week!!
CB

No CB I'm not on medication I'm just happy with the players I've got at my club lol.
I dream of a team of Sasa Papac's
FF81

18 Dec 2011 21:00:43
If anyone follows twitter check out ballotelli's comment on the "Shame" it's magic!

Apparently he's driving around Manchester dressed as Santa and handing money out to people. WHAT A LEGEND!! lol

Yep that was yesterday today he's just posting about how much he hates the shame!!

Oh no a sc**bag doesn't like us!!! I'm so gutted Haha.

Raab {Ed007's Note - Don't worry Raab, you will always have Diouf.}

Raab beat it eh, it's a bit of banter no need to spit the dummy out.
CB

18 Dec 2011 19:52:51
Rangers fan coming in peace but you may not like my question. At Rangers game yesterday some of us bears were talking about Celtic FC and the Thai Tims I think you have nicknamed them.
Don't you think Celtic and your fans are expoliting these children? It seems to us Rangers fans looking in that you only give them money because they wear Celtic tops and sing Celtic songs.
These children are obviously from poor backgrounds but Celtic FC are using them like "performing monkeys" and only if they perform do they get any money out of Celtic.
I think the regular Rangers fans on here will agree with that statement. Are you willing to debate this or as I suspect not post this as it puts Celtic in a poor light. Jack G {Ed007's Note - You obviously don't know the background of the Thai Tims or the Kano Foundation. Go and do some research about it all before coming up with such idiotic statements. I'm sure not many Rangers fans would agree with you. Nice to see the Rangers game was that exciting though that you and your friends found the time to talk about CFC's charity work, just proves how good a job they are doing by enlightening muppets like you. I can supply you details of how to donate to this worthwhile cause if you wish. In no way does it show CFC or anything to do with them in a bad light, unlike your post which shows you as fool.}

I really dislike this post.... lost for words - Mrs E {Ed007's Note - It just shows you the depths that some Rangers fans will sink to, absolutely pathetic from an obvious moron. And people why I lose the rag sometimes? Like I said, their match was so good they had to start talking about CFC. I'm surprised he could type, his knuckles probably get scraped off the pavement when he walks, lowlife.}

Ignorant doesn't even cover it ! I don't know what Rangers fans he's referring to, as you know my hubby's a Rangers fan & watched them on Soccer AM not so long ago - I swear he had a wee tear in his eye. Mrs E {Ed007's Note - Have you heard their Wayne Rooney song?

www.youtube.com/watch?v=-UycbesvLeI

Even I like that !!
The Real KB {Ed007's Note - Cheers KB mate. KB is a Liverpool supporter BTW Jack. You are just a sad individual who has tagged onto Rangers.}

That's the first i've seen that one..Superb ! and, to the tune of one of my fave songs :)) Mrs E

Jack G take a bow son. You have just been nominated for and will most likely win the biggest t**t of the year competition. Probably the worst post i've ever seen on any forum.

Gerry The Ger.

I seem to have hit a nerve there Celtic editor, why resort to name calling? It was a reasonable question asked politely, your the one calling people silly names. Jack G {Ed007's Note - Have you done your research yet? What are you basing your debate on as you don't know any facts. If you think that is me calling you names I have not, I have described you. Moron, knuckledragger, pathetic, idiot and sad was describing you, not calling you names.}

I have seen all kind of posts that I don't really agree with from both sides but this really takes the biscuit wot kind of low life is this person ,he probably thinks he,s smart doing this then tells his inbred mates to look it up wot a botton ,was in good mood but that makes u wonder about who actually has access to good sites like this .."...DH

Basically Jack G ED007 is stating the truth. He might not insult you but i will. You're an inbred f***WIT. And if you are a genuine Rangers supporter i'm ashamed you are part of our club.

Gerry The Ger.

I'm with you on this Mrs E ( lost for words ) come on Jack G that is below the belt. Ed I know you will be raging at that post but you shouldn't have posted it and gave it the time of day. But the reply you gave he's probably laughing at you. Don't stoop to their level. Rise above it bud. His opinion on the Thia Tims is his and his only. Don't think for one minute that we all sit at the football and discuss Celtic. Come to think about it Ed my knuckles weren't as bad as they usually are walking about (skint and bleeding) it must be because it's icy outside and they just slide about at this present moment due to the weather lmao. Normally i need to use knuckle protectors lol.The weather outside is frightful. Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow. Lol.
Followfollow81 {Ed007's Note - I couldn't believe that someone would actually stoop so low FF81. I have never had to deal with anything like that before in my life, and I've been around the block once or twice!! It is not 'offensive' as such apart from offending common decent human nature. You can all imagine what I (and the other Eds) have to delete from sites, there is some unsavoury stuff posted into the Rangers page as well BTW, but it is all just the usual nonsense. His style of writing shows some semblance of intelligence but to come up with the statement, I reckon there is something lacking in the brain with him. His details have been noted though.}

That was just ridiculous! I come in peace but am about to make a huge slur and comment that will enrage any football fan never mind just tims? What an absolute idiot. Ed imo he should be banned for that, that was complete slander!!
I'm positive ff81 and germinator will not be happy about that idioitic comment!
CB

Jack your a f*cking halfwit! Your an embarrassment to yourself, your family and the rangers supporters you had this conversation with!

DazzaBhoy

Good to see you've got this tw7t's details he should be banned

Just ban him ed007 or block his posts. Dunno if you can do that but the nearest that guys probably ever got to charity is robbing a charity tin from somewhere.

Gerry The Ger. {Ed007's Note - He is banned now, I gave him the chance to redeem himself if that was possible but he didn't take it. I was in two minds whether to post it or not but it shows the decency on both sides to come out and condemn it. I wonder if he knows that I personally know a Rangers fan that is involved in the project? For the record I would put this cretin in the minority of Rangers supporters, minority being the only one, in fact I don't think he has any right to even class himself as human being let alone a supporter of any club.}

That Rooney song the Thai Tim's is one of the best yet. Magic!!
CB {Ed007's Note - If anyone is on Facebook here is their page:

www.facebook.com/groups/thethaitims/

Should be f,,,en locked up ,blood still boiling........DH

Ed after a post like that one he'll be back in BarL very soon if that's the way he thinks and believes, he'll soon be locked up where he belongs.
CB

I'm kind of despairing about some of the posts on both the Rangers and Celtic pages. I enjoy having a laugh and a wee bit slagging as i did with CB67 the other night, some people might take offence but personally where i'm from being called a t**t etc is part of everyday language and causes me no offence whatsoever. Yet you get all these guys complaining about a bit of adult banter, or moaning to the eds etc. Folk that post with no names are also ruining these sites, folk trying to point score and making themselves look total numpties in the process, idiots trying to pick folk up for spelling mistakes also get on my mammory glands. But that post from Jack G tops the lot.

Gerry The Ger. {Ed007's Note - I never post anything slagging spelling or grammar, it could put people off posting for fear of ridicule IMO, as long as people know what you mean it is fine (Wee Pat is the exception). As for the anonymous posters do what we do Gerry, wind them right up (which we Eds can easier than you I guess) or just ignore them. It is actually quite ignorant we Eds think, it is hard to interact or keep track of no-names so why bother answering them? At least have the haw maws to to put a tag to your post to allow people to reply to you. If you look at the Man Utd site, LFC and Arsenal etc they don't really take to no-namers too kindly and have great conversations/banter most of the time. The majority of the time I just delete the one liners that are just putting someone down or add nothing to the site, there are a lot of sad and lonely people out there. We would rather have 5 good posts from guys like yourself etc than 500 from the trolls.}

With all the bad media relating to a small minority of our fans bringing down our good name here we have one from the darkside whose mindset is so moronic that he probably truly believes in what he was posting showing what a disgrace some of them actually are.
Welshbhoy {Ed007's Note - Welshbhoy it is only some mate, a minority in a minority. We all know Rangers diehards, through and through Bluenoses etc, but how bitter must you be to come up with that kind of thing? There is probably some wee section of CFC supporters that would take their hatred of Rangers to the level of attacking their charity work as well (better not be on here!!!), that is the sad part on both sides. Look at both clubs recent visits to Yorkhill etc, that is giving back to the community, keeping a semblance of the common touch with people a lot less fortunate than themselves and making some sick kids day for them. I despair for humanity when I read things like this plank wrote.}

I can actually read Wee Pats posts without any bother. Should i be worried about that? lol. P.S CB67 yer banters still chronic. Night all.

Gerry The Ger. {Ed007's Note - It depends where you come from Gerry. West of Scotland people usually can, I e-mailed an American friend his 'blug' and he thought it was a foreign language and tried to use Google translate on it!!! Night mate, tale care..}

Aye Gerry I quite enjoy the banter bud as you say in the work place or down the pub it's just the way lads are it's a pert of life. Yourself and FF81 are good guy's it just a shame you get numpties like that d1ck earlier on,but i think Ed's taken care of that for us.Bring on the 28th Gerry!! ;)
CB67

Sorry Gerry that's right that's "Bruno" on telly now. Don't want to spoil your viewing bud. ;)
CB67

Blug ?? Magic ;)

The ed was quite right to post this just so everybody knows how much of a scumbag life he is and see if a seen him on the street a would tell him exsactley what i thought of him he is well below the belt

campbell {Ed007's Note - Thanks Campbell. I wasn't sure but even if he thought he was being funny to his pals it shows him up for what he actually is.}

It is somebody that gives rangers a bad name and rangers don't need fans like that so in that case he isn't a real fan he is just a pathetic low life scum you would think he was going to ibrox to watch his team and not talk s**te he says he can say anything he wants well so can i and i say he isn't a true bear hope he doesn't come back near ibrox

campbell {Ed007's Note - You're a good man Campbell.}

Cheers mate i like the banter with both sides of fans but that is bang out

campbell

18 Dec 2011 17:18:39
The whole team seem to be putting their foot in where it hurts nowadays which is something that was lacking at start of season. Both Ki and Kayal have both rolled their sleeves up, and as for Sammy, he seems re-born. Can we just forget xmas and get straight to the 28th plz.

Joeshmo1888

18 Dec 2011 16:56:54
Fantastic performance from the Mighty Celtic! Bring on the Shame!! ;)
CB67

18 Dec 2011 16:43:36
Ref:
You are worse than us mate...its not the first idiotic thing yous have protested about in the stands in recent years...

Tam-Sir 1873

*Lol, you rippin me Benny? Your shame has no boundaries....Manchester??

Miko x

The scottish media have totally blown the banner incident out of proportion,with rangers complaining about a witchhunt from the media it now looks as if the media are trying to look unbiased....it was only a banner,get a grip.

A reply to the post above. It might be just a banner but it had a sweary word on it. Absolutely shocking lmao.
FF81

Miko oh im so sorry i forgot about manchester...get a grip mate there were 200,000+ gers fan or so in that city and how many of your lot were in that stadium the other week in full view of television cameras the same as your disgraceful banners you had out on the remembrance day...its not just the fact you do it, its the fact that alot of the celtic fans believe they are right to do this and get away with it....lol you lot are a joke...

Tam-Sir 1873 Its a conspiracy...We have UEFA and the SFA and the REFS and the MEDIA in our back pockets...lolol take it on the chin like we had to miko!

18 Dec 2011 16:02:07
its only half time but we are absolutley terrible at set pieces ...corner after corner and nothing ! we need a big target man or someone strong in the air ..all good football but no end product from the wings!!!!!

chalky bhoy!

Oooft corners have been horrific for a while ! don't understand how they don't work on them...that & penalties

Mrs E

Been like that for ages with set pieces,looks like we,ve worked on defending set pieces...thought the ref had a shocker today.

18 Dec 2011 15:54:01
half time should be ahead hooper one on one with keeper who had great save big dan off with head injury other than that game quite scrappy had lot of posession not much end product. One thing, I wonder if we practise taking corners we must be one of the worst teams out there at them.

18 Dec 2011 14:49:39
Just a wee flying visit I'm a busy man today I'm getting all Santa's toys in for him lol.
I see Tim is trying to bring me down again (WHY) have you got something against me lol. As for your post earlier about me biting. I think you've got the wrong guy. NOT once have I replyed to you or anyone else that posts things about the tax issue. You will find that it was you that took the bate the other night when I posted. Not once did I mention your name In that post but took the bate big time lmao. Since you were carp stirring the other week about me you seem to be following me about everywhere lol. My very own stalker as you would put it lol.

As for that line you posted earlier (a surprise post coming soon) when I read that I was cringing for yourself lol.

How about we call a truce Timalloy? You can apologise and we can forget about it lol. It is coming up to Christmas after all. That's me away again to do more shopping for Santa see youse later.
From the guy that doesn't swear.
Followfollow81

For a blue that ff81;s a good laugh
CB

18 Dec 2011 11:52:22
Just a wee "heads up" to all the bears, when Tims like myself, Miko, Lenny and others post about the Tax case we do so knowing all bears will "bite" and when insults and rants! (FF81) come our way we just sit back and SMILE as Mission Accomplished of winding up bears.

Now I Timalloy, am calling a CHRISTMAS TRUCE. I promise for next 10 days NOT to post wind ups or mention the big bad tax case. Then come 28th bears can either give me pelters or if as I expect CELTIC WIN then watch this space........
LOL Timalloy

Tim.....you clearly have the festive spirit in your heart. How nice of you to show compassion towards the Shame and their ongoing problems. You are a credit to Celtic fans and may God bless you and your family.

HOWEVER............I assume your truce is exactly that......yours! It doesn't mean the rest of us can't continue your good work and talk about HMRC and how they are going to take Greyskull and sell it to Tesco to rear their pigs on. Oh sorry....I'd forgot, it's already used for that, isn't it?? lol HAIL HAIL

ChrisBhoy