Celtic Banter Archive April 17 2012

17 Apr 2012 23:50:11
Old Singapore Proverb"there are none so blind as those who refuse to see"

17 Apr 2012 23:25:27
Football teams
Man urightin
Arse in all
Trampier rovers
Biggun athletic
Cockburn rovers
Bankier bhoy aka canadian pete

17 Apr 2012 21:01:10
For Timalloy -

Well in 50 words.

Refs are pi5h , need more clarity upon their scrutineering, Lennon needs to keep trap shut and give the spl/sfa the silent treatment. Who wants to be a ref? I would probably act the same way.

eff me this is really really hard

Evinguu

Dear Mr and Mrs Evinguu, your son's precise writing has improved, next homework is a limerick LOL Timalloy

17 Apr 2012 19:47:48
Inter me Nan v Bayern Bru, the best fantasy football team names, think i'm wanting Bayern to win
Nevis

@Nevis;Bayern bru was our fives team name! two other crackers; JCB eindhoven and AC milanda..........green jhedi

Borussia Munchenpillowcase and one of my personal and most childishly cherished favourites "your mum's athletic"
titter
Nevis

AC maman and Awesare...played against them at pitz in hamilton....Bayern bru,s a topper.

The best one has to be Glasgow Rangers lol MACCA

One word MACCA. Quality.........green jhedi

17 Apr 2012 18:48:15
brekkin news fae sky slurts news in coocadduns,
" am ootside a the main entrunce ae sky splurtz news offis ed by the side door next tae the bins n who shood walk rite intae me bit Bill nag,
" bull how ye hingin wee chap?
" part part ma wee fwend , huv you still goat the big tadjur?"
" sure bill bit aw the ranjurs supporturs ur hivin kittens about the lak ae news kin ye help us niggy?
" wisten part if aw the ranjurs suppowturs ur huving the kittens then it no ma fawt !"
naw ya beltur thur aw huvin funny turns cos ae the takeowur!"
hey are you wiv elf n safity coz it wasnae me who gave the kittens, mibbe a cat,ur seegul bit no kittuns part!"
" n the currints?"
ah make a fomul anouncemeat part fur the wast time you hear part?
" why you wisten cookie boys fae the guvun, I wepeat ,no whytey no wikey, dae a huv tae spwell it oot fur thum place is closed no more cookin cookie boay noo gettin tae fukin you must be!
so thats it fae me wae big jon makay, n rahmann tae , in oconnuls it the tap ae hope stweet so its heehaw fwum me n its heehaw fwum billo Ur nidsy is he waants tae be nown,
here ramann wull ye stoap daein that undur the tabul tae big jon makay yur no in the stewdios noo ya middun,here gargle wae this .......
naw no that thats ma sampul fur the sperm bank fkd
noo" IM jon makay" jon shut yur fkn gub ur yur gettin it rite,ahl get back tae ye ed

17 Apr 2012 18:18:39
Bill Ng's Singapore Club's nickname is the Cheaters (sorry the Cheetas).

Bill Ng has got a well known billionaire brother with wealth off the radar who made his money in risk management. Watch out for him making an appearance. His name is Tacs Ng.

Bankie Bhoy

17 Apr 2012 18:13:41
ok here is my prediction on the zombie club
after all is done and dusted. we will all be saying how the **** did they get away with all that s**te . prepare to be dismayed
.................

I have been saying the same thing for weeks..no way they will go under ,change there name or lose their ground..it will be the same 2 horse race next season

I cant see alloa keeping pace with rangers though.........green jhedi

17 Apr 2012 16:50:02
U goin to change ur name to Tam-sir 2012 next season?

Or Tam the Zombie or perhaps Dodo Tam.

17 Apr 2012 14:41:11
'A smoke bomb incident at Ibrox during the Glasgow Cup final is being investigated by police.

Flares were also let off in the west stand, occupied by Celtic supporters, during the U17s match against Rangers.'

You lot are a disgrace.

Bigbaloobear {Ed007's Note - Two wrongs don't make a right:

www.celticrumours.co.uk/ar_316.php

All this rage about a flare,i dont get it.At arbroath it was brilliant! used properly they do add to the atmosphere(red star,wisla etc)........green jhedi {Ed007's Note - But it was CFC that done it GJ. You know that makes it wrong and the worst thing to EVER have happened in any stadium in the world. It seems it is even more important than Rangers U-17s winning the only trophy at the club this year, who cares about that when you can have a dig at CFC instead.}

Big Poop Bear - what a f@nny you are. You're one of these keyboard cretins who just can't wait to moan at all things Celtic.

Manchester ring any bells, as well as various other European destinations where your vile supporters caused untold damage, such as smashing in the windows of the opposing team's bus.

Green Jhedi , I said something similar last night, I like flares in the crowd it adds more to the atmosphere! although could get annoying if its constant as you wont see the match!. What damage is really done by these flares? do they burn down stands? do they burn large groups of people? Do they make the players on the pitch suddenly break out in an asthma attack? well no they dont! Unless they are used by complete tools who were intent on using them to cause damage in the first place! Which is why they were banned in Italy if i remember correctly.

Its like alcohol its legal in certain areas but you cant drink everywhere. Why cant we have areas that flares are allowed at football or an other area where a pint is allowed?

I could understand if they could only be let off in designated areas, that would make some sense!I.E you have to do it on a stairwell for example.. i dunno , something to keep the health and safety brigade happy!

And a good point raised about Arbroath, and there probably were others! if no harm is done to anyone or anything then where is the harm?

Please dont tell me rangers fans are offended by some mist/smoke? Get a grip ffs!

Evinguu

@evinguu; I have been lucky enough to see some of the great derby matches in the world and they always seem to enhance the spectacle and unite the fans.At an Ajax v Feyenorood a few years back it was an amazing sight...........green jhedi

Evinin you thur seems tae be 22 pajis ah text missin pleez send thum thru the normy channul ma sun how ye hingin,whit side dae ye dress tae?jist askin ed disnae maetur a jot tae me am no ah willy watchur likeSUM we cood menshun, evinin aw

This is the headline on the 'Walter Smith RFC to become a sir' FB page :-

'Septic scum set fire to the Broomloan Road
But you gotta laugh the famine song got sung with lyrics changed to the fireworks are over why don't you go home pmsl'

So dignified even when their youth win (NOT!!) Mrs E

Evening pat. All is good in my world thans for asking. hope your keeping yourself well! The other 22 pages were deemed dross so never made the final cut, sorry to disappoint lol. And to answer your question i dont dress in any particular way, If at all hope that answers the question :)

Mrs E, that just sums a lot of that lot up to be fair. They really have no grasp of irony or well anything else for that matter (not all to be fair).

Evinguu

This is the page they use to try and blag a 'Sir' title and write that. Bet Walter's glad it was all wrote in his name. Stupid doesn't cover it and as you say Evinguu, the irony will be totally lost on them. Mrs E

17 Apr 2012 08:40:30
For a celtic rumours site there is much foaming and frothing at the mouth about Rangers.

More to the point.......looks like lennon will be watching most of next seasons games from the stand if he gets rightly walloped with a 17 game ban.

Well at least he won't be watching the games from 3rd division (in the words of keith Lemon) shaaatingggg #CelticChampions bigirishmac

And why are are you as a Rangers supporter posting on here. Pots, kettles and black.

I wish i had a pound for every time rangers fans have a pop at lennon.

17 Apr 2012 01:41:51
Just watched highlights from sunday eh bias media what about blacks blatent hand ball takin out also what about that presenter scoffing at wee pat nevin "do you always carry the rules about with you pat" the wee man told him "its a talking point thats why he had them" well don pat,
the majority of scottish media are scum and get most of their sh/te online rumours sack the lot. hail hail,.,.kbarry

Agree, but thank goodness they sometimes allow blatant diving and offside goals

Oh I know...that's all Kyle Lafferty will ever be remembered for

16 Apr 2012 23:48:22
ED007 you put up with me that is granted so can I ask your opinion on Mr Lennon, you see last night I said actions speak louder than words & I wouldn't comment on his actions, but here is the thing after watching him running across the pitch & confronting Mr Norris, I noticed that fraser foster who was about 2 talk 2 the ref & totally changed his tact & started shouting & bawling at the ref aswell, it is not my place 2 tell any1 at celtic how 2 go about there buisness but he can't be doing your club any favours with his antics I know the man has had alot 2 deal with but he can't behave the way he does for the good of his club any thoughts
NTYABOW {Ed007's Note - I answered Brian about it earlier on buddy. He has his faults but he isn't the Anti-Christ he is made out to be. I had my say on the other post about him, he needs to learn how to use the media instead of them using him. It is the Rangers fans infatuation with everything he does that annoys me, I would feel the same with any CFC player or manager, NL has had it as both sadly. I don't mind talking to someone like you about mistakes he has made, but some Rangers fans would blame him if their bin didn't get emptied. It is unhealthy hatred. Apart from Judas I can not think of anyone ever connected with Rangers I hated as much as some Rangers fans hate NL. And not one of them can tell me a valid reason why apart from 'he's a wee ned' or other BS that tows the party line. There was even a Rangers fans last night going on about his looks and appearance?? Each to their own but looks aren't everything and I think NL knows he ain't no Ed007 in the looks department :-)

Sorry ED007 I have checked the record books & we have never had a player called judas, but you never know what happens within the walls of the world record holders, I am not trying 2 defend people who have an infatuation with everything he does but I work in a place with alot of people who do not support either of our clubs & they can't stand your manager as much as any of the crazy f***ers that support my team either, I honestly think he needs 2 be sat down & told for not only his clubs reputation but for his own health that he needs 2 calm down,listen I was talking about me at fives tonight I know were your manager is coming from I want 2 win & I am a greetin faced f*** from first min 2 last & I always have been, some people say you can't take it out of people that is true but there is ways of dealing with it better & the sooner celtic do it the better
NTYABOW {Ed007's Note - I was that hotheaded as a player I was sent off with a ref showing me the back of a Monopoly card and reported to the manager at my work at the time during an inter-works football tournament (incidentally it was MIM that ran it lol). I make NL look like the smarmy kid at school you wanted to slap!!.}

@ntyabow....since you are being clear minded, tell me what you think of the calls made/not on sunday where hearts 1)black almost broke ledleys leg(red card? yes!check the pic of challenge and his leg, with holes and lots of swelling,most likely going to miss a bit) 2) i think same guy, already on yellow and hands the ball with intent to stop the pass(no call,red?yes) 3)the fake pen againts us, when the refs vision blocked 4) not give a pen 2-3mins later for samthing. not to mention other calls, and hooper is onside he is only2cm ahead maybe but look at rules and proves it is onside plus it is too close to call, you cant possiblely say if that were yous you would say its offside not just yous but any club.
all this in a cup tourny, for a trophy, in a week after the refs would not see him in thier "ref room"...so what is he to do? you want to get you point across but they want let you have the chance. yes he ran on but nothing carzy happened and yes he needs to control himself more but that will come because he has changed since last year but a man can only take so much. he is standing up for something you seem to ignore yet acknowledge some facts but not the whole.
so tell me your thoughts on all the dodgy calls? and yes we all know the refs are shiiat but did it not look like the ref was looking to give pen?

Av aewaeys waantit tae slap ye son wae abig belt, wae nails in it, bits its fur yur aen good son ,hey it nevur did me any herm int that right doaktur,doaktur,whered he go big pat !" ah dont no ya wee minge
(see whit av goat ate pit up wae ed?)
sorry about the caps he wulnae turn thum aff

2 the guy asking what I think of all the decisions I have already said neither penalty claims where penaltys,as for black I told the green 1 to grow a set the other day, I never gret when black put jellyfish out for 5 months he's it dirty b**tard so what it happens,as for me ignoring what he is standing up for bulls**t there is way's of standing up for yourself without having 2 become a crazed man so your fans can like him even more, because you see if you read the papers today some of his own fans are getting sick of his antics & he is having arguments with them on twitter do me a favour,I have said before & will say again I have no problem with Mr Lennon wearing his heart on his sleave as I used 2 wish SIR WALTER would do the same at times, yes I know he had an argument with mixu hardly running across a pitch 2 confront a referee is it,have a look at today's sun & read billy mc'neil & his confrontation with andrew waddell & that will tell you alot,listen your manager has had 2 put up with more s**t than any1 else in scottish football but the other day he said himself it was calming down well Mr lennon that's what you need 2 do as I said for the good of his club & for his on health, listen I take pills for my ticker & I am that same fly of the handle at anything my wife says I go from zero to 100 faster than timalloy sooking up 2 the green 1, listen I do not want celtic 2 win any game they ever play but I honestly think the constant it's the refs or it's the sfa is tedious & your board encourage it I do not mind banter with people on here & I think alot of people on here would do well 2 listen 2 the wise words of your ED007 he has his moments aswell but he doesn't buy into it's the refs or that linesman wears his socks halfway down his leg s**te either,take defeat like a man & stop blaming every 1 else, I was talking about my wife earlier well the beautiful 1 is 1 of you's & although she says I fly of it pronto what she also says is after a game between RANGERS & celtic she can't believe how calm I am after it wether we win or lose, do you know the reason I will tell you, what can you do about it nothing just look forward 2 the next 1
NTYABOW