Celtic Banter Archive April 13 2012
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13 Apr 2012 19:51:13
here ed its me anoniemoose agane,
listun up oan the bears site its goat an ad sayin signed memurabelia (whos she)
anywaey it says paul gascoin ( 50 pence peece)
so ah poastit a wee wind up ( dont no if thul print it bit it went alang the liez ae {Ed007's Note - The lines of what? Ya madman :-)
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Did ye no print it ur did ah no send it prop? {Ed007's Note - I never got it wee man. I posted what came through to me.}
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Rite so the massage wiz this tae the bears ed ,
here ed thurz a add oan yur site thit says " rangurs memurabelia,autograft tae fae gazza! rite so ah bote it n when it came a goat {Ed007's Note - Are you trying to get me hung??? LMFAO.}
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Naw ye kin dae that yersell, mind you thurs only 2 wee steps tae throw yersel aff!
so in anutshell dae ye think thit thull post it owur it the ng site? {Ed007's Note - LOL They better not!!!!}
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Ive heard stv is thinking of starting a new soap opera about rangers. called paynot place. you might have to be over 50 to get that.
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Or horror of the nation street?.........green jhedi
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Brokeside or Easyspenders.
Jungle Bhoy.
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13 Apr 2012 17:36:08
Evening Ed Is it just me who has a wee laugh every time I hear the "Blue Knights" being mentioned. What a stupid name. {Ed007's Note - I wouldn't imagine so.}
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It sounds like a sleazy lounge in vegas!....green jhedi
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OR A "MASSAGE PARLOUR"
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To me it sounds like the knight from Monty Python and Holy Grail who kept getting his limbs cut off.
Jungle Bhoy. {Ed007's Note - On the MP theme, why hasn't the Singapore consortium became known as The Knights Who Say Ng?}
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Fkn hilary arse pp(ye jist beet me tae that wan me n ma boay wur fawin aboot laffin tae that the uthur nite ( scuse the pun ah minse)
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Ah wid huv thote thit the blue nited remind me ae a nite ae nastalja when yur hauf pished n sittin in the hoose wae abottul n playin auld shep .....
auld shep wiz ah dug hid a face like a pug,
n his mastur was cauld the wee craigo.
he wantit sum food ,n sum waatur wid be good,
coz he wiz bent owur bak wae lumbago!
thats ma takeon the BLUE nights ed,
fkn ell am fillin up ed that wiz ma ex's name,aw the auld memuriez ur floodin,
naw hing oan av jist pished the couch agane,fk sake wherz that dug so ah kin blame it oan hum,here sun dadyys hame............
n sum
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See if wee billo ng bote hiz misses a wee eggy drink then, the baurmin cood shout oot,
" egg nogs fur ng's!"
here ed ah think wee timbos rite ah think its aw in code cos NAEBIDDY's CAULD NG, majin the polis sayin rite bawbag whits yur name?
NG!
you tryin tae be fkn funny pal?
so we shood stoap sayin aw the vowuls rt,
s ts h-h-w f-- m-,pp
when he wiz yungur hiz maw waantit tae shoartin it tae jist n, bit desidit aganst i cos his wee pal "N" hid awreddy blagged it,
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13 Apr 2012 11:14:01
If "The SPL without Rangers is just like the League of Ireland," Why dont they join the league of Ireland.
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13 Apr 2012 02:01:49
I think tha Celtic need to buy Barry Bannan and Johnny Russell! What do you think ED? {Ed001's Note - very little, if any, chance of Bannan.}
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Bannan,no,we got better as it is.Russell.I got told it's a cert,from a utd fan who knows his family..........green jhedi
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Soo, this utd fan that knows his family, is he from coatbridge too? cause russel is.....
BluePeter
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@BluePeter; I have no idea mate.He works in Grangemouth..........green jhedi
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@jhedi...u dont know what city ur mate is from?! Hmmmmmm {Ed007's Note - Where did GJ say it was his mate? You should try actually reading posts before trying to be a smart ar5e. Hmmmmmmmm?}
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Ahhh well either that or a random therefore must be correct {Ed007's Note - That's what we like to see, a nice sensible reply.}
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Ed007; thanks mate,you wonder about the selective reading habits of these guys! i used to see the guy twice a week when i was in his workplace,a cup of coffee and some fitba blether..........green jhedi {Ed007's Note - I do worry about the standard of education these days, people can't seem to read and digest what is in front of them so they just assume what things say. Is it just a coincidence that people that usually suffer from it don't have a name or is their illiteracy at such a poor level they can't recognise that either?}
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Ed007; dont start me about education ed! A guy who works for me was telling us about his girls standard grade questions.....scary..........green jhedi {Ed007's Note - I know what you mean, it doesn't bode well for the future.}
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12 Apr 2012 23:57:16
does no one understand that rangers will come back as the only club with no debt and massive sum of cash currently hidden away to spend as wee craig said we will come back stronger he has all the assets and money awaiting liquidation the plan all along(what do you think ed) {Ed007's Note - Where is this massive sum of cash coming from? Has C*****e A**m donated the money he got from the Tooth Fairy for years?}
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I believe Motherwll, St Mirren, St Johnstone, Hibs and Celtic have effectively no debt. Aberdeen, Inverness, Dundee united have managable debts.
Dunfermline, Kilmarnock, Hearts and Rangers are basket cases. however, if rangers get away with this expect them to follow
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Interesting. Dunfermline, Kilmarnock, Hearts and Rangers - all clubs that have a loathing for Celtic.
What it is that is said about karma?
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Oh i think murderwell pretty much hate us as well......green jhedi
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