Celtic Banter Archive October 12 2013

 

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12 Oct 2013 14:24:30
This might be quackers, but with all this talk of ducks and no game this weekend why don't we make this SEVCO SATURDAY! Yes it's Open Season (snigger!)on the sevvies! Get ripped in. Go for it Monkeybhoy! Let loose. pea

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12 Oct 2013 14:36:42
How did that duck get there anyway? I'm calling fowl play. pea

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12 Oct 2013 14:39:51
Sevvies this morning are queing up to join F.A.C. and help "Kill the Bill" (instead of simply not paying it)?

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12 Oct 2013 15:01:56
I thought this was the bantam page?

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Ducking and diving (spivs style)

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For ducks sake gony somebody enlighten this daft monkey bhoy, on my own admission am not the brightest.
Have the powers that be ever charged the zombies over the sectarian singing when the telly Chanel apolOgised for it.
Just gon for a different angle on them seen as its open season

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Yes monkeybhoy never forget, better still make sure they don't
Tambhoy

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12 Oct 2013 16:38:22
Ed, what's all this about mole and duck, there's too much sevco talk on here ;). {Ed007's Note - It seems that The Rangers/Sevco/Newclub megastore was selling CFC branded rubber ducks. The mole this is just an idiotic blogger and his cretinous followers blaming me for starting the Sons of Struth campaign as a joke and someone trying to make friends with me to try and catch me out.}

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12 Oct 2013 16:47:53
The whole thing honks.

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12 Oct 2013 16:50:35
I just want to get my kicks before I move across the pond, so I'll be Peking in from time to time.

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12 Oct 2013 16:52:53
I'm off to the gym to work on my pecks.

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Thanks Ed an explanation that's quackers

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12 Oct 2013 17:05:09
This is the a the The rangers fan here coming in peas, I didn't know Chagrin is an emotion (never herd of it?) I thought he was t' C.E.O.?

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12 Oct 2013 17:11:45
This is going to "wind them up"? a-ha. ha. gerrit?

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12 Oct 2013 17:15:53
Ed knows there is a mole but he calls it his 'beauty spot'?

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I put the photo of the offending duck on celtic sightings. but I don't think it went on because of the copyright as it was on the newco shopping sight. H. {Ed007's Note - It's on there now:

www.celticrumours.co.uk/ar_513.php

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Sevco have changed their sponsor to "Dry Quackthorn" . DH ( groan)

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" Aye Bready " DH

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Can I point out that this isn't something new. Years ago the dead club rangers brought a duck in to help willie waddle.

Briggs

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And they say we are paranoid! This lot really quack me up.
'Eider' thought they had other things to get them 'down' right now. I was at one of their nights and the speaker started with 'mallard' ladies and gentlemen. The club 'duckter' had a huge 'bill' which he had emailed over the 'web' which he said was fair as he had to work really fu 'canard' at his job. Sally was too busy chatting up some 'chicks' to comment. Ed, sorry for any 'fowl' language!

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I see this post s still going.
keep it up .
suggestions for the guys name.H.

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Aye well there's plenty of ducking and diving over at ibrox these days

But on a serious note why the hell would they sell an item in celtic colours?


Peter cardiff

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I remember my mother coming into living room and saying to my dad "there's a man at the door with a bill". My dad said after much thought "naw hen it must be a duck wae a hat".

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13 Oct 2013 15:03:30
It's good to know everything is going swimmingly for that wonderful new team.

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13 Oct 2013 15:07:47
It's really some web feat of the marketing department. Eider-mand to know who are these people?

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13 Oct 2013 15:10:42
The rumour is Chris Waddle signing for Sevco?

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13 Oct 2013 15:12:41
Wader minute now this isn't even funny anymore.

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13 Oct 2013 15:16:02
Bad news, S'ally. I fear we'll never know who was responsible - there is such poultry evidence to go on.

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Its green ~ its round~it costs around five pounds.

HOOPY DUCK HOOPY DUCK.

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I'm glad no one mentioned duck a l'orange

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12 Oct 2013 14:16:20
the sevcos your spittin feathers agin tryin tae find wee daffo
remeber a ducks no jist fur xmas
sined orvil THE OTHER WEE GREEN DUCK

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12 Oct 2013 14:05:38
ed ah waant tae stert a fund fur tae free wee daffy fae the clutchis ae the sevvies, ah need tae no if yiz your aw behind me oan this?
FREE THE SELLIK DUCK
ps here thur no demandin dough fur his release your they?is a no thur a bit brassic the noo a hear
ah bet thur tauntin him wae orinj sauce?
dont let thum get ye down?
( get it DOWN?)

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12 Oct 2013 14:19:59
They'll take a trophy out our cabinet, Padre - the one with the big lugs. Shooter McSevco www.youtube.com/watch?v=3vyipMb9-js pea

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12 Oct 2013 13:56:36
here ed wee paht here agane, listen huv ye herd the story aboot the wee green duck thit made it oan tae the currints web page fkn brill eh?
so av made up a weeditty fur it.

thur wiz this duck
he wiz the best
the sellik crest upoan his chest
where err he'd go he feared no foe,
so he thote whit the fk
am a wee green duck,
ahl go & torment the auld sevco

so ther he wiz amongst the tat,
union jacks and sevco hats,
he coodnae move fur blue and white
foties ae green and cartoons ae whyte,
bit the wee green duck he wiznae daunted
so castle greyskull he wantit ta haunt it
he posed oan the site wae his chest stuck oot,
wae his sellik tap oan fk wit a hoot,
& there he stauns wae his erms held oot,
like broonie broon in his wee green suit,
mockin the people he gies it his best,
wae his sellik crest upoan his breast

so let's hearit fur daffy the famous wee duck
tormentin the seviies like he gies a fk!
so next time ye look it the auld sevco site
the first thing youl see is daffys green and white

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12 Oct 2013 14:15:51
Wehay give yourself a wee pat on the back, Padre. Magnifusent. pea

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We'll done Pat.johnbhoy H H

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Brill mate.

Briggs

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Class mate. mark

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12 Oct 2013 13:52:16
Sorry to 'bring it up' (lol) but regarding the club that was/is "a euphemism for dignity" and it's 'same club' nonsense - it's like the BIGGEST EVER WEEKEND AT BERNIE'S! pea
For the younger pups who might not know,

www.youtube.com/watch?v=YCTgcZ6ImsQ

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12 Oct 2013 09:37:47
Whilst the rubber duck behind enemy lines can be considered very real, can the same be said for the Celtic rumour site mole .

Any info leading to the positive identification of the mole will be awarded with 2 tickets to see the bay slicky rollers (70s tribute band) .

TTTS

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12 Oct 2013 13:09:21
It keeps me up at night to think that one of THEM could have infiltrated OUR page! I didn't even know a The Rangers fan could see this page! :-O TRUST NO ONE. pea

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Pea that's what a mole would say lol
What is this duck thing?

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12 Oct 2013 14:08:21
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh okayit'sme! I don't know, Monkeybhoy, why is everyone trying to duck your question? pea

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