16 May 2017 12:12:02
Madden is cup final ref.
Why don't they go the whole hog and just appoint Ian Paisley.

{Ed007's Note - He's been dead 2 years and I doubt Satan or Thatcher would give him a day pass.}

1.) 16 May 2017
16 May 2017 12:16:06
He'd fit in perfectly then with the zombies then.

{Ed007's Note - I'm saying he died 2 years ago, it might have been his parent company.}

2.) 16 May 2017
16 May 2017 12:20:34
Ha ha - excellent!
They could still wheel him out then!

{Ed007's Note - His son is also called Ian and is an MP. If it's called Ian Paisley, looks like Ian Paisley and acts like Ian Paisley we can only assume using Zombie logic that it's the same Ian Paisley.}

3.) 16 May 2017
16 May 2017 12:23:52
ian paisley jnr maybe.

{Ed007's Note - IT'S THE SAME IAN PAISLEY, TIMMY!!!! #obsessed

4.) 16 May 2017
16 May 2017 12:27:05
But he doesn't support the same club, even though he thinks he does.

5.) 16 May 2017
16 May 2017 12:41:47
It's THE Ian Paisley.

{Ed007's Note - Did the old Ian Paisley get a vote on whether the new The International Ian Paisley could get in?}

6.) 16 May 2017
16 May 2017 14:03:35
I think he just bought him for a quid.

{Ed007's Note - :-D

7.) 16 May 2017
16 May 2017 15:47:31
Plenty work to be done on the coffin.