20 May 2020 18:10:00
Guys we have the corona virus and im hearing it has mutated and there is another out there much more dangerous called sevco-rona virus.
The symptoms are as follows
Extreme paranoia, temperature rising (blood boiling) , sweating constantly, feeling 2nd best, delusion, unable to accept reality, and just blaming everyone else for being unwell.
So be careful guys it apparently is affecting up to 50% of the Scottish population.

1.) 20 May 2020
20 May 2020 19:47:15
Rayman, I’ve been exposed to that virus since I was a wee laddie. I must have developed an immunity to C.V.-1690.

2.) 21 May 2020
21 May 2020 19:47:28
That'd be there excuse virus not there pish omg it's brilliant the banter is excellent so funny.