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Where from: God's Country ( South Lanarkshire )

Favourite player: Super Ally

Best team moment: 9IAR and the EBT years

Interests: Rangers Then , Rangers Now , Rangers Forever


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10 Jan 2018 09:58:00
I have a mate who has relatives in Italy and all the talk in the papers this week is Dembele to AC Milan on loan.


1.) 10 Jan 2018 10:42:54
UJ, you have surpassed even yourself with that post. Why on earth would we loan him to anyone?
By the way, I have a mate who has a friend who works as a taxi driver and all the talk in the cab office is your club is utter shiyte. lol HH.

2.) 10 Jan 2018 10:44:09
And by the way, the Dembele AC Milan are interested in (apparently) is the lad at Spurs with the same name. lol HH.

3.) 10 Jan 2018 11:02:34
ha ha ha UJ has now been exposed as "Hoopy1888" lol.

4.) 10 Jan 2018 12:39:37
Aye an av heard far an impeccable source that the buffallos going to real Madrid.

5.) 10 Jan 2018 12:56:45
Sorry, have I missed something? Is this not a Rumours page?
@bob - I know my Dembele from my Dembele, you obviously had to carry out an internet search to check my story 🀣
@timalloy - nobody will beat Hoopy88 for stories on here unless we take into account your alter ego Jackanory πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚.

6.) 10 Jan 2018 13:14:19
Mally that'll be on a paid for stadium tour! lol HH.

7.) 10 Jan 2018 14:13:02
Aye UJ, you know nothing about our club. I didn't have to do any internet search by the way, I read about it a couple of days ago so stick that in your dirty Sevvy pipe and smoke it lol HH.

8.) 10 Jan 2018 15:05:56
io abito a Roma e sono veramente grato a UJ per questo informazione perchΓ© non ho letto i giornali questa settemana. Ma come sto qui da 1990 e ho tantissimi amici che sanno che sono un tifoso di Celtic sono un po' arrabbiato che nessuno di loro mi aveva detto qualcosa, incluso un buon amico, tifoso di Milan.

9.) 10 Jan 2018 15:12:08
Yes UJ, you have missed lots of things, but don't apologise for that, we know you are a bit thick.

On loan. so funny.

10.) 10 Jan 2018 15:42:24
@digibanger, be fair, loans is all UJ knows about lol.

11.) 10 Jan 2018 16:13:47
loan? hahaha.

12.) 10 Jan 2018 16:59:59
How would Union Jack have a mate that lives in Italy .
Are you sure U J that your mate didn't die and it is someone else who lives in his address.

13.) 10 Jan 2018 22:45:57
@donjim - if I've translated you correctly then you've confirmed my mate is telling the truth? πŸ‘.

14.) 10 Jan 2018 23:02:57
aye donjim me and jfp were just saying the same in italian too, he wanted the pizza but i preferred the spag bol.

15.) 11 Jan 2018 00:05:19
Uj I would be very surprised if you translated me as I wrote in Italian and not Brazilian. I was just saying that I have lived in Rome since 1990 and I was very grateful to UJ for keeping me up to date with what's in The Italian newspapers. You don't by any chance call your mate Mike Wazowski?

16.) 11 Jan 2018 10:20:27
As we say in the east end of Glasgow


17.) 11 Jan 2018 17:10:14
Dojim can me and JB67 have the minestrone soup as a starter and the penne carbonara fur a main wae the jelly and ice cream. Liquidated please AGAIN? PS: Give my regards to Frankie and Benny.

18.) 12 Jan 2018 10:25:59
The only possibility of getting the jelly and ice cream before it's liquidated would be to order it in Brazilian from Amazon Prime next day delivery. Was with Benny just before Christmas and he is looking really well all things considered and as for Frankie he thanks you for your kind regards but is still a little saddened by the fact that Scotland didn't vote for independence. He was saying to me if only you had voted independence UJ would have to change his name to "The man with no name" as without the union there would be no union jack.



07 Aug 2016 12:22:58
At a family do yesterday, I was told if Celtic qualify for the CL they are putting in a bid to make Patrick Roberts a permanent deal.


1.) 07 Aug 2016 14:34:42
The other side at the wind up lol.




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01 Jan 2017 10:25:16
Can I just take this opportunity to wish everyone on here health and happiness for 2017.
I've really enjoyed the banter.


1.) 01 Jan 2017 11:36:06
Union Jack happy new year and well done for coming on after defeat yesterday keep healthy mate.

2.) 01 Jan 2017 12:24:26
@timalloy - never afraid to comne on and admit that overall the better team won again. I was jusat glad to see us at least compete at times and create chances.
Still too many individual errors for my liken and the issues with the back 4 need to be addressed as a priority.

3.) 01 Jan 2017 12:50:52
Happy New Year to everyone, health and happiness to all.
@UJ it's like Star Wars, we are the good guys that always win unless some evil dark force make "honest mistakes " to help the dark forces win lol. Keep on coming on and keep the banter going . Good luck with the race for 2nd place, that won't be a forgone conclusion.

4.) 01 Jan 2017 13:27:25
@cprs1 - never realised Luke Skywalker had the same ' always cheated, never defeated ' catchphrase as the Celtic faithful! πŸ˜€
All the best for 2017.

5.) 01 Jan 2017 13:43:14
@UJ Fear is the path to the dark side. Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to suffering. ”

Destroy the Death Star
Yoda at his best me thinks

6.) 01 Jan 2017 13:56:12
@ UJ : seen you posted about the minutes silence being disrupted at the game, here's an update for everyone, my oldest sons pal ( a rangers fan ) was at the game and he posted that the fan who shout was less than 15ft away from him in the rangers end, the guy got pelted from he fellow rangers supporters and quite right too, that anyone should disrupt or disrespect it.

7.) 01 Jan 2017 14:23:43
@cprs1 - I think the quote that's in all the papers / online definitely came from the Rangers fans and whether he's directing that at something that supposedly came from the Celtic end beforehand is still wrong in my eyes.
For anyone to break a minutes silence in respect of someone who has lost there lives at a football ground - well there is no hope for them. I always think would you like your own loved ones disrespected in anyway?

8.) 01 Jan 2017 14:56:49
UJ first of all Happy New Year and all the best for 2017. Let's get a bit of context here regarding the minutes silence. The level of observance was remarkable particularly after the anti-catholic sectarian bile that was directed towards us before being asked for 'respect'. One fud among 7500 visiting TIMS shouts a daft comment to which some fud in your end replied 'I hope you die'. Let's applaud the 7499 that paid there respects despite listening to what we'd to listen to before and after the minutes silence. I posted on here stating that anybody who didn't feel they could listen to sectarian abuse directed at them then rise above it to observe the silence should stay away. Don't think the moral high ground is yours UJ πŸ€.

9.) 01 Jan 2017 16:55:55
@jfp1888 - I think you're needing to reread my posts, at no point have I taken the moral high ground? I've slated all who have broken the minutes silence.

10.) 01 Jan 2017 23:33:03
Happy new year UJ.



24 Dec 2016 16:57:03
I let my son open one of his Xmas presents early.
It was an empty box with a picture of a soldier on it.
He said ' what the ****s this meant to be'?
I said ' that my son, is Action Man Deserter'!
Merry Christmas everyone.


1.) 24 Dec 2016 17:35:26
Merry Christmas to you and yours too Union Jack. You spend a lot of time on here with us-do you think you might be in denial? No reason why you can't see the light and come and see the Celtic in 2017. Converts more than welcome! As the great Mr Stein said ''Celtic weren't my first love-but they'll be my last". It's not where we start that matters UJ it's where we end up! All the best (apart from next week) πŸ€.

2.) 24 Dec 2016 17:44:04
Or you could give him a battery - with a note 'TOY NOT INCLUDED'

3.) 24 Dec 2016 17:59:20
Aye great sentiment. Merry Christmas Union J.

4.) 24 Dec 2016 18:01:11
ha ha Union Jack how old is that joke? but it pales into the distance with some of your other ex bear fans who posted in all seriousness "why are Celtic fans slagging us off for signing Accrington players when Celtic are chasing a DARLINGTON player.
Merry Christmas UJ and all the other ex bear followers on here hail hail.

5.) 24 Dec 2016 20:12:58
Merry Christmas to all the bhoys and even to you union j!
I hope santa brings you that roof you're desperate for 😊.

Also for the ed's who do a fantastic job maintaining this site and keeping us all in check.


{Ed001's Note - thank you mate, merry Christmas all.}




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23 Jan 2018 12:53:10
You can’t afford the Β£1.5 million asking price!




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17 Jan 2018 16:48:40
@carmylebhoy - I've a mate who works in finance for a large hotel chain and he said that as Celtic couldn’t find a willing partner they are having to fund it themselves. As there is a time restraint (2 years) on building work starting due to planning permission they are having to punt a couple of players to get a spade in the ground. As Dembele is the highest value he is getting touted around Europe.




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14 Jan 2018 19:41:01
Pedro was in my local Masonic Club tonight and said once they sell Sinclair to Wolves, move Dembele to Milan on loan and release Gordon so that he can join Ian Black at Tranent Juniors he will look to bring in a couple of new faces on loan or projects. Mind you he was rat arsed on Snakebites so I would take all of the aforementioned with a pinch of salt!




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10 Jan 2018 22:45:57
@donjim - if I've translated you correctly then you've confirmed my mate is telling the truth? πŸ‘.




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10 Jan 2018 12:56:45
Sorry, have I missed something? Is this not a Rumours page?
@bob - I know my Dembele from my Dembele, you obviously had to carry out an internet search to check my story 🀣
@timalloy - nobody will beat Hoopy88 for stories on here unless we take into account your alter ego Jackanory πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚.





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18 Sep 2018 16:55:37
We’re all Chris JackπŸ‘πŸ˜‚πŸ‘πŸ˜‚πŸ‘.




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18 Aug 2018 20:22:45
Celtic need the money to balance the books. So quality players will be sold to be replaced by more projects.




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10 Aug 2018 22:46:44
@stephbhoy2 - I’m calling bull. For a number of reasons 1/ no lawyer worth his salt would risk speaking out of turn
2/ according to you lot, the SFA are a sectarian and bigoted organisation. So why would they employ a Tim? And 3/ and the most telling fact- I’m sure you said you were from Coatbridge before? Well only syspects not lawyers come from there! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜­πŸ˜‚πŸ˜­πŸ˜‚.




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10 Aug 2018 22:45:49
Looks like it’s time for the Tims to circle the wagons. Even though Liewell is making persons of you all. Just keep on telling yourselves everything is alright. In Brenda you all trustπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚.




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17 Jul 2018 09:22:37
His career went downhill after he won Eurovision!