27 May 2019 19:16:58
'Once again it's the fans who suffer' Ed? Like we've been suffering for eight titles in a row and nine trophies in a row?! Seriously?

{Ed007's Note - Seriously? You're that much of a moron you've even tried to quote me and still ballsed it up 😂😂 I can see I'm dealing with a sharp mind here so I best be careful. What I actually wrote was:

"It's baffling incompetency mate and once again it'll be the fans that suffer."

I shortened 'it will' down to the informal 'it'll' (it's called a contraction but you'll learn that when you get to the big school) so let's see if you can work it out all by yourself like a big boy. Here's a hint because you seem a bit hard of thinking - things can happen in the future that have also happened in the past....
For a bonus wee smiley face can you tell me how many contractions were used in this post?}

1.) 27 May 2019
27 May 2019 19:48:48
I did change your impersonal ‘that’ to who and there is an implied future in ‘suffer’!
If you’ll allow me a pregnant pause I’ll get back to you on the number of contractions! ( Not frequent enough to warrant whisking you off to the labour ward! )

{Ed007's Note - Tell your mum thanks for answering for you kid.}

2.) 27 May 2019
27 May 2019 21:30:35
ed you come across an arrogant p****.

{Ed007's Note - No mate I prefer women but thanks for the offer. If you change your attitude a bit one day you might just be a normal pr1ck and plenty of guys will be interested.}

3.) 28 May 2019
28 May 2019 08:52:55
Nearly spat my tea out there pmsl.

4.) 28 May 2019
28 May 2019 09:23:39
What rock are these larva crawling out from under?

Never seen either of those two pop before. Probably Uj in disguise.