30 Mar 2018 10:25:34
TIMALLOY JOKE:

The drunk Celtic fan (also a devout Catholic who never misses the sacraments) is stranded at Bridgeton Cross on Good Friday afternoon and cannot get near a chapel. He has a think to himself, even in his drunken state, and begins KISSING the pavement, the walls all around him, even the statue in the middle, onlookers are puzzled by his erratic behaviour, and one asks him what he is doing, the wee drunk replies, "isn't it obvious, I am KISSING THE CROSS".


1.) 30 Mar 2018
30 Mar 2018 11:08:26
Jesus Tim. that's it.


2.) 30 Mar 2018
30 Mar 2018 11:17:54
Tim u need a Jesus weekend mate, disappear on fri and return on the Monday lol.

{Ed007's Note - If you're going down the blasphemy route at least get the days right, Raymundo!}


3.) 30 Mar 2018
30 Mar 2018 12:17:59
ha ha GJ and rayman, well as both of you are quoting "Jesus" here is another topical joke
The wee drunk guy is on a pub crawl and after several pubs is banned from them all, in a pique of anger, he starts shouting in the street until he is approached by two policemen who ask him to keep quiet, but the wee drunk just keeps shouting, "right, that's IT" said the policemen "you're NICKED what is your name" the wee drunk replies "Jesus" the policemen are now getting angrier and repeat "tell us your name" again the wee drunk says "Jesus" Losing patience the policemen call for the van to take him to the staton. The wee drunk says "officers if I can prove I am Jesus, will you let me go" Trying not to laugh the cops agree and take the drunk to a pub he has just been thrown out of, as they enter the pub the landlord, looks aghast and says "JESUS CHRIST he's back again"


4.) 30 Mar 2018
30 Mar 2018 19:12:07
Tim there’s nothing like a good joke. and that was NOTHING like a good joke.


5.) 31 Mar 2018
31 Mar 2018 00:02:41
Good one ed, I should of checked with Tim what days it was as he would remember it well as he old enough to remember it lol.

{Ed007's Note - Tim was running a book on it!}