16 Feb 2018 11:38:03
Well, my idea to have a large malt halfway through the first half ended up being six, as I watched the whole game again. I went to my kip about 2am and nearly got battered as I woke up my beloved.

Surprisingly she didn't share my enthusiasm for my team and let me know in no uncertain terms. It was touch and go wether I was heading back to the sofa, when I say heading I of course mean limping and trying to stem a bloodied snib.

I am in possession of a malt whiskey head that feels like there's a badger in there trying to escape.

I checked my texts to see if my big hun pal got back to me. I enquired how much he lost at the bookies. Strangely he hasn't replied so as you can imagine it must be at least £100. Poor deluded cant.

Anyway, head bursting aside, I'm still buzzing about how our young team stood up and played.

I also took a wee trip into SWALLOW SWALLOW last night, and by feck are they spewing. I haven't laughed so much in ages. Zenit are shit, we are shit, Zenit had a break, Zenit are rubbish and so in and so forth.

Total shower of deluded barstewards.

I can't wait until we visit their delapidated stadium and tear them a new one.

Next Thursday if we again okay with no fear I am convinced we will score. Even if it goes against us as long as we get stuck in I will be proud of them. Mancini was feckin shellshocked, something he had in common with Huns everywhere.

I'm actually enjoying my erupting skull, as it reminds me why I have it.

It will take a long time for me to lose that feeling, not as long as it will take to get out of the doghouse with my mrs but a long time.

She said after I woke her up, I attempted to tell her about the game. For some reason she wasn't that interested and had to resort to threats of extreme violence to shut me up.

Some people just don't get it.

This is the confidence boost our team needed. And all of us for that matter.

HH.

1.) 16 Feb 2018
16 Feb 2018 12:55:56
You were drinking last night? We wouldn’tve guessed 🤣.

2.) 16 Feb 2018
16 Feb 2018 13:08:05
I know, I hide it well. It tasted great and it was a case of, just one more. That happened five times and I pour a real hauf.

Paying the price today but no regrets.

{Ed007's Note - I noted (and I was shocked/scared that) you were surprisingly positive and jovial last night, MP. May I suggest you drink more often.... ;)

3.) 16 Feb 2018
16 Feb 2018 19:51:12
I am
A naturally jovial type. Thought by many to be decent company. When I was online I hadn’t started to drink, so you can imagine the quality of my patter when I was three sheets.

Fecking hilarious, talking to masel mind. The mrs was in the room watching a film. She didn’t know what she was missing.

I’m sitting here seriously considering a curer. It has dawned on me that 6 trebles can be hard to get over. Maybe we should go for 6 trebles in a row and give all of Hundom a hangover they will never recover from. Still haven’t heard from my big bluenose pal. Maybe he got sad drunk last night.