27 Jul 2016 18:30:02
As reported on STV news a family of Ostriches have been sighted in Patna, Ayrshire, a spokesperson said "how they got there from Govan is a mystery".

1.) 27 Jul 2016
27 Jul 2016 18:56:51
Timalloy have you had the pleasure of speaking to your zombie pals who clubbed together for the group zombie bet? Shame for them lol 😀 🍀.

2.) 27 Jul 2016
27 Jul 2016 19:02:03
man your patter gets worse by the day. just managed a decent result away and its a really dire rangers joke. calm down man.

3.) 27 Jul 2016
27 Jul 2016 20:02:38
@BigP they are not returning my calls, unlike game in Gibraltar when they phoned 20 times a day, but hey they must be hurting £800 quid down the drain lol
@gerrymcgin don't know how long you have been on these sites, by my ostrich joke goes back quite a while and hey last time I checked this was a banter site lighten up.