Celtic Rumours Archive September 05 2015

 

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05 Sep 2015 16:20:55
Apparently Steven Gerrard will join in loan in January

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05 Sep 2015 17:05:09
Utter pish! Aye let's swap LA for Dingwall and Kilmarnock! Totally pointless post!

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05 Sep 2015 17:09:36
My God, I really have heard it all now!

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05 Sep 2015 19:22:37
Must be a sevconian that dude or he smokes the funny stuff 😵

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{Ed007's Note - Gerrard and Kris Commons as teammates would certainly make things around Lennoxtown very interesting.}

05 Sep 2015 19:53:19
Ooo. What's the dirt there Ed?

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{Ed007's Note - It's not the kind of stuff we talk about on these sites, JT, it's more your sleazy celebrity gossip magazine trashy type of stories that Ed001 and Ed002 don't want us involved in. A quick Google search should provide you with info.}

05 Sep 2015 20:17:52
Was thinkin that to ED! 😂😂😂😂😂😂

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{Ed007's Note - I edited that bud but yeah and that's only a small part of the story mate.}

05 Sep 2015 20:37:39
Would appear there's been a bit of 'gagging' so to speak. Nuff said.

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{Ed007's Note - (yes)

05 Sep 2015 20:42:56
Aye a thought it was that mate!! 😂😂😂😂😂 maybe if wee commons leaves in January he'll join us haha

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{Ed007's Note - It's murky stuff mate.}

05 Sep 2015 23:16:16
Thank eff he didn't slap an elvis impersonater

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{Ed007's Note - To be fair, if you're jumping about pretending to be someone who's dead you deserve a good slap, just look at that mob at Ibrox.}

06 Sep 2015 00:00:16
Oh ouch.

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06 Sep 2015 00:00:55
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{Ed007's Note - That's part of the story we can't go into, it's all connected. Just as a side note on the subject, every single Ed on these sites could tell you stories about players past and present that you truly wouldn't believe, the gossip on the net etc is nothing compared to the reality and this is stuff we have seen with our own eyes or been told by people we trust. Some of the biggest names in the game over the years with stories their money, celebrity status, gangster friends in high places and agents helped to cover up would make us a fortune but lose us a lot of friends and trust, plus we want the sites to be about football and not degenerate into some football themed Hello magazine, if you let one story get through it just snowballs into a horrible page of sleaze and unfounded gossip and allegations to read.
Ed002 keeps us right on all the legal aspects of what's published and even when the Ryan Giggs story was an open secret and all over the media we still couldn't publish his name through posts sent in so we just avoided the subject altogether, breaking these rules/laws or whatever they are effects the site's Google accreditation and other such nerdy things related to publishing.
Plus we would become nothing more than another hit-whoring site using sensational stories to attract hits which equals advertising revenue, we'd rather people trusted our information or at least accept what we tell you is the truth as we know it rather than tell you some crazy story that just isn't true so you might link our page on social media - attracting more hits (advertising revenue), it's something all us Eds agree on. I might pass on the wrong info but it's the info I've been given, I don't make things up for the sake of it, if I don't know something I'll just say that I don't.
There's sites out there that pay young lads to sit and make up stories just to attract hits to the their site, we have a couple of young Eds that are there to give their opinion on their team, they take very little to do with transfer rumours and like all the Eds they don't get a dime, they do it for their love of football and love of their club.
That's my Sunday sermon over with, go in peace to love and serve the Lord. See what happens when you sneak a cheeky Lucozade and cream cake when the wife's in bed at the weekend!}

07 Sep 2015 12:17:50
Well said Ed, I think theses sites are brilliant and being free without yous hustling for money all the time like some is a credit to you all. I've learnt so much on here about what's really went on at Ibrox compared to other Rangers sites that don't tell us fans the truth.
Good luck this season and I'm hopinh with a big enough slice of luck we'll get promoted and can get back to challenging yous next year.

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08 Sep 2015 00:08:03
How do you become an ed?

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{Ed007's Note - We all met in prison and came up with the idea of the sites as something to keep our psychotic urges under control. Personally I'm comfortable to admit that I am a misanthropic sociopath with psychotic tendencies, I made my peace with those I've hurt, with myself and with the Lord above a long time ago.
Ed001 moved to Dubai to make it easier to launder money for the CIA, Iran-Contra isn't just a history lesson you know.
Poor old Ed003 retired to the seaside with a new identity, he seen and heard things no human should need to see, he still rabbles on incoherently about things from the past, it's sad to see him like he is now if you'd seen him in prime..
Ed013 was in the military special forces, the George Clooney film The Men Who Stare At Goats is based on a project that Ed013 was covertly involved in. He can cause you to have a cranial seizure by staring at you, it's terrifying to see him doing it, there's a story in his regiment that he once killed a man from 18 miles away with a scrunchy and a toothpick.
If you've seen that footage of Bigfoot supposedly walking about from years ago then you've seen Ed039, he was a biological experiment from an off-shoot of Ed033's department that they lost somewhere in the north of Scotland. This is footage of Ed039 in and around Ibrox where he seemed to blend in seamlessly with the locals (Note: The Asbestos levels in the area have damaged the film so it poor quality):





Ed033, the boss of bosses was the head of a secret government department of experimental psychologists who manipulated the situation (and our entire lives for all we know) to put all of us together in Wakefield's Monster Mansion, none of us Eds have ever spoken to them in other way than encoded e-mails posted over the Dark Web, we don't know if Ed033 is male or female, their age group etc - nothing at all, we get a text message with a pay as you go mobile number and an e-mail address once a week to contact Ed033 and they change every week, and the voice is put through an electronic scrambler, that or they need to seriously quit the fags!
I really can't say too much about Ed002 except I know she spent some time as a rodeo clown in California I think it was - oh and she's been on Abramovich's James Bond villain type boat.
So send us in your story mate, have you ever watched someone drown in their own blood and thought how it sounded like someone using mouthwash, or cut someone's face off and wore it as a mask to escape people wanting to steal your thoughts?
I once got lost in the desert and met the devil, he told me could see hell when he looked into my eyes, a heart blacker than Death's cloak and a soul darker than The Raven perched for evermore over Poe's chamber door.}

08 Sep 2015 02:02:42
08 Sep 2015 01:51:03
That is some comment you have made!I agree with Mulgrew against Malmo he had no pace was very easy to see!But I take it you you have not been to many games this season!Brown has been class I know for a fact he has not been fit for the last 2 Scotland games cause he got a bad one against Dundee!i blame Strachan for not pulling him aside and telling him your not fit!wonder why he came off tonight!Lets everyone stay loyal to our Captain cause it's going to be a long season without him!

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09 Sep 2015 10:54:55
Brilliant Ed.Here's me thinking you all met on the set of One Flew Over The Cuckoos Nest.

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{Ed007's Note - It was more A Clockwork Orange than OFOTCN, I still can't listen to Ludwig Van's 9th without feeling bolnoy to my brooko and making my gulliver spin like a baddiwad drencrom from too much moloko plus.}

 
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