Celtic Banter Archive March 09 2013

 

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09 Mar 2013 22:43:41
probably wishfull thinking here but is it impossible for queens park to put a wee late push together and really frighten the imposters, I mean the world recorded breaking crowd are renownef for their patience and good humoured banter when things go against them on the field, plus that mob have never looked like a side all season never mind at the business end of the season. let's face they're not awash with players with title winners or guys with expierience of playing with a baying mob screaming and snarling your every mistake as the finish line gets closer, where as queens park can play without fear or pressure for the remaining games, and with thirty odd points to play for and a game in hand which could move them to fourteen behind we can but dream
god I spend to much time checking up on amature leagues and results
thommyj

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09 Mar 2013 17:15:07
In any other season the league form would be a sacking offence it just isn't good enough and if we win the cup I will be amazed we can't hide behind the good european performances anymore either Lennon has to go or the overpaid underperforming players have to be shown the door.

Franny Bhoy.

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09 Mar 2013 16:52:13
Forster
Ambrose
Wilson
Gershon
Mulgrew
McGeouch
Kayal
Ledley
Stokes
Miku
Hooper

Take a long, long hard look at yourselfs tonight.

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09 Mar 2013 16:51:27
fkn ell bhoays that wiz dreadfullllllllllllll
pp fae the p

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09 Mar 2013 14:59:23
Keevins, who has constantly shocked me with the amount of rubbish he spouts, has just broke cover on SSB. Speaking about an interview with Alex Smith, in which Smith claims the The rangers must be put into the top league if reconstruction takes place, claims the league will die if this does not happen. Firstly, Alex Smith. Keevins claims we MUST listen to this guy because he started managing in 1969! So that's the criteria Hugh, longevity? What has Smith done to deserve this accolade? As far as i'm aware he won a cup with Aberdeen. Chirping in are surprise, surprise, fat Derek and Fraser Wishart. If Smith had said there old club should have started out with the league system, as per the rules, would they have been so quick to champion his views? Nah, doubt it.

This nonsense is being allowed to gain momentum, thanks to the media allowing it, and the SPL must now condemn this talk. Temporary licences, lack of audited accounts, grey areas over the ownership of various parts of the The rangers and postponing a punishment to allow them to buy players. I ask this, have they not had enough help? Dinosaurs like Smith are who started this countries slide. In and out of jobs for years only blocked younger coaches from advancement. Time the old boys network was stopped. green jhedi

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09 Mar 2013 13:57:54
I've got mixed feeling about today. I bet Ross County at start of season to win the league without Celtic at 80 to 1. As much as I want the Hoops to win £405 sounds nice too.

Who am I kidding, forget the money, c'mon the Hoops.

Joeshmo1888

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09 Mar 2013 13:01:29
The old Rangers club sign above the gates----- RANGERS FOOTBALL CLUB LTD----- is a corporate sign for a company incorporated 1899 and now in LIQUIDATION. That corporate sign needs to come down. That is no longer the club or corporate name appropriate for those premises.

The blue shield with lion and dates also needs to come down under insolvency law that particular football club doesn't exist.

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09 Mar 2013 08:34:22
here ed big fraser foster hame is noo bin called "the big wall", hees sade thit if that "banksie comes anywer neer um wae a spray paint can he's getting it,
ps jon barra man wiz liftit last night efter bein caught ootside fosters hoose (surrondit bae an even bigger wa)
sayin honist ocifer ah wiz jist gonae gie um a wee pointin joab wae ma trusty trowel here! and ma pointin tool waant tae see it?
so whos that in the barra man?
"its wee jimmy krankie he's a stoaway! because he's shoart he only works the hauf shift?

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09 Mar 2013 08:39:40
HOUSE BEEN ON THE MARKET FOR MONTHS OR EVEN YEARS?
CANT SELL YOUR PROPERTY BECAUSE OF "NOISY NEIGHBOURS?"
then how no jist move out fae the hoose next door tae wee chico?
simple.
legislashun means thit if ye hear4 " on ilkley moor bar tat is getting played it 3 in the mornin then ye kin go roon in gie um the malky, remembur a yorkies hame is no his castle
(that disnae apply tae wee craigo!)

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09 Mar 2013 11:02:10
Since Association football required football clubs to become incorporated entities in order that the game be regulated under national corporate laws, not one club that has been fully LIQUIDATED has been allowed to continue as the same club with same strips logos badges, honours, trophies, etc.
What the fk is being allowed to go on up there in Scotland?

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09 Mar 2013 04:31:43
Its been over a year, since Valentines Day
And the smile on my face, just won't go away
They cheated, they stole, no bills did they pay
We have done nothing wrong, the masses did say.

Agent White drew a crowd, and told them the news
That their club was no more, to a chorus of boos
A pound he did pay, for the club of his dreams
But nobody knew, of Sir Whiteys schemes

No VAT and no tax, these bills went unpaid
And then HMRC, were planning their raid
The face painters tale, had people agahst
But nobody knew, that he wasnt the last

The Tax man came calling, with sherrifs in tow
The bills they got more worse, than Tor Andre Flo
They gathered outside in their hundreds and scores
Just in time to see taxman, locking the doors.

The cameras were filming, and the crowd, it did swell
Whats going on, but no one would tell
Was it true that the Rangers, were in Dire Straits
The clue was the padlock, wrapped on the gates

With no Club and no licence, and nowhere to play
No problem, No problem, we will phone SFA
Our muckers will help us, as they have in the past
But this time was different, the die had been cast

Please help us, please help us, they pleaded as one
As Doncaster and Reagen, loaded the gun
You need us, you need us, out went the cries
As everyone waved and said their goodbyes

And so to the basement, these weasels were sent
Thats what they got, for being so bent
The rats on the ship, they started to leave
And all the supporters started to grieve

Then along came the saviour, the delusional fool
Old Chuckles promises, soon made them drool
For pieces of paper, they gave him their cash
He trousered the money, and can't wait to dash

Alas my tale, it has come to an end
But listen, pray listen, my Celtic friend
The fun has not finished, and between me and you
As we all look forward, to the start of round two.

Green Quill

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09 Mar 2013 02:58:51
Cheers Timalloy, Glad you enjoyed them. I am sure there are many more. Look forward to the banter. Green Quill.

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