Celtic Banter Archive February 09 2012

 

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09 Feb 2012 23:17:02
Night ed and everyone can hardly keep my eyes open gotta save some energy for first jaunt to pub with the wife tomorrow in years lol
Bankier bhoy {Ed007's Note - Night mate, have a nice evening.}

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09 Feb 2012 22:11:45
Re evinguu
Thats precisely what I meant when I said it reminds me of something...a name or a person I have met just cant think of who or when? Once you get the telepathy going again let me know ok?
Bankier bhoy

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Haha, well ive been trying all night and no joy with the ol telepathy and here was me thinking i was special all these years. l am probably more telepathetic than telepathic lol

end result is i am unbable to shed any further light on the bell ringing you got from the name, if it is just the name we have possibly crossed paths on some random site elsewhere, I have never seen it being used elsewhere.

Evinguu

Evinguu {Ed007's Note - As long as it was a football site!!!!!}

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Haha ed, im as dirty as they come. It possibly wasn't

Evinguu (considreing changing his name after this comment lol) {Ed007's Note - I have heard of those sort of sites ;-) I thought they were a myth.}

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Oh ed the myths became reality with this tinterweb malarkey, its now a big, bad, scary and rather depraved world out there lol

Funnily enough talking about other sites, was looking through old RTC blogs for a comment i put up a long long time ago when i was on there posting regularily as it has become relevant. Couldnt find it but whos comment do i come across... none other than our own ED007 posting a link to this excellent site lol

Evinguu {Ed007's Note - Me? Are you sure????}

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Well its entitled ED007 anyways

rangerstaxcase.com/2011/05/25/the-deceptive-craig-whyte/#respond

Last post of the comments if the link works.

Evinguu ( was still searching for my comment, cos i think sure it was on that blog) {Ed007's Note - That is not me Evinguu, I swear.}

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Evinguu ever thought our Ed "helps" out with other sites? wink {Ed007's Note - Can I get paid for any of them then?}

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Self advertising on your other websites ed007!shame on you lmfao {Ed007's Note - Nothing to do with me mate!}

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It could have been an old ED007 possibly? or you are the victim of identity fraud! lol At least the comment wasnt derogatory!

I just found it odd how i just mentioned other sites, went on one and one of the first things i see is ED007 lol

Evinguu {Ed007's Note - Yes, very strange indeed. I have been the only Ed007.}

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To poster 2 above.

Im sure i saw an Ed007 on showmeyourt*ttys.com aswell and here he is playing all innocent about these sorts of sites lmao ( sorry ed couldnt reist)

Nothing wrong with pimping this site tho elsewhere i guess tis an affy good site thanks to all the well informed Ed's .... thats me trying to save face now lol :-)

Evinguu

Evinguu {Ed007's Note - That wasn't me either. I have aliases for those sites. It was a con anyway, it was just loads of pics of Rangers players!!!!}

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Lol ed liked that one.

Maybe stumled accross a way for that lot to raise some cash, get some of their players on webcams doing some well erm moves..... ok im stopping there horrid thought, and now i think would not bring in any money, Would raise more money raising money with a throw a custard pie at laffery day at Celtic Park lol

Ok i am now disgusted with myself for even having that idea and shall retire to my bed to stare out into the sky and ponder the infinite, im sure that will work.. wont help with sleep though but anything to get the menatlal image i now have in my head out lol

Take care till next time! had a right good giggle here tonight.

Evinguu {Ed007's Note - Goodnight mate, sleep well.}

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09 Feb 2012 21:48:41
List of the players 1 away from a ban, no celtic players on there :) 4 of the others on the list

sport.stv.tv/football/scottish-premier/aberdeen/296908-five-banned-17-a-booking-away-spl-disciplinary-watch/

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09 Feb 2012 21:07:13
In response to the following comments, just noticed them and they are way down the page -


Your name reminds me of something but just can't think what it is?

Bankier bhoyShooting Stars (Eranu,Uvavu) or Pingu?

Jungle Bhoy.

Bankier bhoy - i could not say what it reminds you of im afraid, but if my powers of perception return i will let you know through the medium of telepathy ( sorry that does read a bit snide... oh well)

Jungle Bhoy, Its not taken from those im afraid. It is in fact my real name.

Evinguu

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09 Feb 2012 20:19:07
Craig Whyte answer machines message as follows

Hello Craig Whyte here leave a message after the tone or if its Willie Mackay HMRC Burnley FC Gais or Ticketus.
You dailed a wrong number

Lubo25

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I thought, the message would say " im sorry but this number is no longer in use and has been disconnected" or similar

Evinguu

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09 Feb 2012 20:04:21
Just watching Sienna-Napoli Italian cup tie, it is sponsored by a watch company and advertising boards say TIM CUP ha ha Celtic should enter that LOL Timalloy
PS this song should be played at Ibrokes next game
WE'RE SIMPLY DEPRESSED!!

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09 Feb 2012 20:03:31
is there a more mealy mouthed apologist for the shame than fraser wishart? heard him tonight..shocking levels of denial.they appear to be ignoring cousins agents phone calls now! things are heating up bhoys!last post on our page,off on a wee break tomorrow so keep up the baiting on the wake page see y'all soon.ed007,you spoil that wee princess mate! hail,hail.............green jhedi {Ed007's Note - Thanks Jhedi, I will. Have a nice and safe trip.}

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09 Feb 2012 19:35:39
The American Infidel will never enter Baghdad!:Chemical Ali:2003. There is no crisis at Ibrox:Comical Ally:2012........DH

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09 Feb 2012 19:31:19
Ed
i had a wee online read at Tam Cowan's page in the D R. he says he hopes if MrWhyte takes Rangers into admin that the scottish media/press give him pelters for it as they did it to John Boyle at Motherwell when they went in to admin....my message to Tam Cowan is this .... you have a mouth and a keyboard with access to full page every week in that same paper and a national radio show time to practice what you preach i'd say

Lubo25

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Tam Cowan Stauns at the 'Rangers End' of Fir Park so don't hold yer breath.

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09 Feb 2012 19:22:10
Hey BIM
Where you going to to sitting this weekend? I am going for the first time since the OF game (my brother and I share our ticket due to work commitments) its my 30th on saturday so hoping for a present from the hoops and from dunfermline hail hail
Bankier bhoy {Ed007's Note - Happy Birthday when it comes Bankier.}

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09 Feb 2012 19:20:58
ED007 we have had song titles, film titles associated with our skint neighbours well here is some culture coming to this page what about some
Poem Titles ...........

The Road Not Taken
The Highwayman
A Fairysong
I am Not Yours
Alone with Everybody
Death be not Proud
We Wear the Mask

(more poems tomorrow LOL Timalloy)
PS Good to hear your niece is getting better

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09 Feb 2012 18:40:43
Well ed. Great result last night. Great buzz about the team again. Am heading over to Glasgow 2moro morning for game Saturday. It's been 2 years since ive been over between work weddings and funerals. Really looking forward to it me and the Gf. What's the weather like over there?bigirishmac {Ed007's Note - It's dry but freezing cold as usual BIM. Enjoy the trip mate.}

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Heatwave compared to rest of Britain.

Jungle Bhoy.

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BIM its baltic cold & would highly recommend you invest in his & her's thermals. However, I would imagine the atmosphere at Celtic Park on Satuday will be very hot ! Mrs E

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Thanks Mrs E. Am hoping the Gf rises me temperature a hum a wap a hum a wap in the jungle the mighty jungle the lion sleeps tonite..... Lol a man can always live in hope lol Bigirishmac {Ed007's Note - Get up to the London Road Tavern for a pint before/after the match BIM. Some snaps of you at the stadium for the sightings pages and snaps of Miss BIM you can mail me them direct ;-)

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Steady on there ed lol. Talking about pubs what do u recommend?? I feel like am going to have a bad hangover this weekend. Bigirishmac {Ed007's Note - Apart from The Gallowgate BIM, around the stadium the London Road Tavern is about the best. Good atmosphere etc.}

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09 Feb 2012 17:58:27
I DONT BELIEVE IT!just read a post on goons page by andybear,(think hes ruperts brother),asking why gers dont put a team into scotlands 3rd division,called rangers b,same as villareal do in spain.ffs.they cant afford to run one team,and he wants to run two.artybhoy

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Oh he'll get his wish soon enough Arty.

They'll soon be putting a team in Scotlands Div 3, and it WILL look like a B team.

But it'll be the only team they've got left.

All these Congas and my old Bumblebee top will soon fit again. God bless you GB.

Celtic FC, healthy fun for all the family.

Shaunybhoy

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Lol.true enough mate.artybhoy

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09 Feb 2012 17:48:46
Check Sly News....A Glasgow man has won the lotto and has just purchased Rangers........................
He is quoted as saying 'Just wondering what I could have bought if I had got 4 numbers!?'

Jungle Jim

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09 Feb 2012 17:25:33
Good evening Ed

great result last night and a performance to match
we must not get carried away as there is still along way to go
had to laugh at the poster comparing records will that change once they go into admi/liq
Jcbhoy

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09 Feb 2012 17:12:13
I see hearts are looking into a ballboy being hit with a coin, it doesn't say if it came from Celtic end or not but did anyone notice somthin getin thrown at Mathews in first half while taking a throw in?

Paddy

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Yes I did ,that's a nasty little corner down ther must be intimidating taking a shy .....DH

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09 Feb 2012 16:25:37
Great display by a great team! I hope we keep the team together for at least a year so we can just how good the team can play in europe now that Lennon has them going. hope they keep this mindset for next year.
what i realy want to know is, did anyone else miss victor wanyama's regular goal celebration? because for me i think it is one of the best ones and i missed it when he didnt do it.

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09 Feb 2012 16:07:28
IMO last night was fantastic ok hearts had a few players missing but that happens in football, we played as well as we have thus season. It seems that we say that game after game which is just great stuff, so keep it going bhoys lennys really built a fantastic team and a great team spirit too.
Looking over to the shame they are looking at buying a 35year old guy which says it all! Magic stuff Celtic. I just can't get enough!!
CB

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09 Feb 2012 13:07:54
Brown has not failed to justify his fee...I know when the poster on here knows nothing about football when he starts to be critical of brown...brown is doing now what he's always done..worked his socks of, tackled anything that moves, controled the midfield,.and guys like you couldn't see it.....then he does all the above and scores a few goals and you like him. If brown hadn't scored lately you would still be sayin he's pish..I get annoyed at people who's haven't a clue.

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I ws critical of brown but only because i knew he had more in him.his workrate was never in question but the flaws in his game,passing,goals and stupid bookings seem to have gone.with hindsight the tragic loss of his sister coupled with an ankle problem obviously was a factor.he now is the player we all knew he could be and developing into what might yet become one of the great celtic captains..green jhedi

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I agree. I thought he needed to tidy up his game as WGS would say and now he is injury free and his contract has been signed we are seeing the very best of him. His booking last night was a joke and shows that refs just need an excuse so he will still need to be carefull of that.
The strengh in depth of midfield is also helping him to flourish and although we have won zip yet; it's in our own hands.

Jungle Jim {Ed007's Note - You watch out for those friction burns ;-)

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I'd say over the course of his time here he definitely HAS failed to justify his fee. He's been a player that always puts a shift in, but stupid bookings every other week and "getting in aboot" the opposition hardly qualify him as a 4.4M player. Motherwell do that every time we play at Fir Park and IMO none of them perhaps bar their keeper come close to being worth half that.

However, he's had numerous problems with injuries and personal issues to deal with. His form since returning from his latest injury has been fantastic and he looks a class act. Not only that but he's also looked a more mature player on the ball (and off it - far less stupidity of late) and is doing what he used to do at Hibs by being more involved in attacking play as well as defending. If he can keep it at a pretty consistent level until the end of the season I may be convinced to change my mind.

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09 Feb 2012 12:48:40
i need to ask as a rangers fan, why do you lot keep saying stuff like 'we'll dominate for years' yous have had the same squad quality for years now and won nothing, weve won the league without a squad and without any money, and we miles ahead this season untill we hit a blip, rangers will get sorted eventually and celtic will really struggle as even lennon has admitted yous cannot attract top players, when yous were in financial meltdown we still won the league, now were not even that bad but financially not great....AND still dominating the league, coz yous have a 4 point lead suddenley its, we will dominate for years, yous really do make us laugh, we'll see and the end of the season where the crown is, what will use say if we win the league? i would love to see this page, not only would it be the start of our road to recovery, it would be embarrassing for celtic as a club that even though your great rivals have no resource they still come ahead of yourselves!! {Ed007's Note - How many different versions of 'you' can one person fit into a post and still not get one right? This is getting beyond a joke, it is basic grammar.}

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How did you win anything 'without a squad' ?! I really hope this blip is better soon, i've hear it can be quite nasty. Best wishes - Mrs E

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Lol the old we won with no money laugh out loud old wattie spent a fortune

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Ah the legendary"we aint got no money" excuse.check the spend over the last three years you might be surprised.when lennon got the job the mowbray pay off cost us and lenny had to ship out a lot of deadwood.we bought young players and re-shaped the whole club with sensible budgets.you whine about injured players,look at what we were missing at various times in the season so far hence your kid on lead. you have no money,are trying to buy an ex player at 35 years old,need to throw a net over young players to keep them,and have an ageing squad with no sell on value.domination? i dont know.in a MUCH healthier position? yes........tic toc the taxman cometh!...green jhedi

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For all you lot that say you have spent nothing I will post this which has been posted many times before but you all seem to ignore it.


Team 06/07 07/08 08/09 09/10 10/11 Total
Celtic £5,865,000 £5,598,000 £7,434,000 £8,350,000 £8,150,000 £35,397,000
Rangers £3,759,000 £6,994,000 £8,798,000 £7,339,000 £6,420,000 £33,310,000
The difference is not that great between clubs.

Ian

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Ahh the legendry grammatical pick up from another gutless ed {Ed007's Note - Hardly gutless, spelling and grammar are neither here nor there, it can put people off posting for fear of ridicule. If you don't know the plural of you is you then you really shouldn't be allowed near a computer or even crayons. It is us gutless Eds that need to decipher the garbage some people who can't grasp the basics of the English language send in. Oh and FYI, you spelt legendary wrong. Maybe you should develop guts, bite the bullet and go to adult learning classes, there is no shame in admitting you need help communicating in a concise fashion. The 'yous', 'use', 'uze' nonsense is verging on the ridiculous.}

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09 Feb 2012 10:18:57
Ally McCoist is fasting for LENT? SCIAF poster on train this morning and confirmed on the SCIAF website. Scottish Catholic International Aid Fund, well done Ally for trying to break down the biggot barriers of old. Good luck trying to keep your job. {Ed007's Note - I'm sure TB got McCoist involved with SCIAF years ago.}

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True that but I'm sure that it'll give those sections of the biggoted Rangers support more ammunition during the crisis/no crisis period they are in now.

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Well done ally. with any luck the morons on both sides will realise it's about football not religion.last night the celtic fans were brilliant,noisy,loud and funny,but one "ooh ah up the ra" undoes all the good work.my grandfather was a boy of the old brigade and i am very proud of the fact he was, but this is a stick were handing to our clubs enemies to beat us with.chants about the IRA are asocciated with the provisionals of the 70's and their murderous campaign in britain.we dont need to sing about it anymore,we have enough great CELTIC songs to sing. and before anybody thinks im a sell out i stand behind the poppy protest,lets remember all people killed in all wars with the same reverence not just a selected few.....(sorry for the rant ed but i feel very strongly about this).....green jhedi

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09 Feb 2012 09:29:55
Morning Ed and all fellow Hoops.

Humble pie for breakfast for me lol. Broony was feckin immense last night, quality performance all round but Broony & big Victor were stand outs, man they make a mean pair in the middle.

Typical though, Lenny says "Broony ain't been booked yet", Broony gets booked. Collums a tit, totally accidental collision of feet.

Ah well, worse things to worry about eh.

Hey Ed, glad to hear ur wee neice is on the mend pal.

Shaunybhoy {Ed007's Note - Cheers Shauny.}

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09 Feb 2012 09:31:06
one thing you all seem to have missed, (and i presume this wont make the page as its a bad word said against you) but live on sly spurts around about the 12th minute and later throughout the game, all you could here from the celtic fans was chants of "OH AH UP THE RA" shame on the culprits! no place for politics in football... both sides of the city! {Ed007's Note - Have you nothing better to do with your time? If Hearts had won you wouldn't even be mentioning it. You even noted the minute it happened, do you know the time of each goal, doubt it. Grow up, we know there is still a problem at away games for both sides. Another nameless keyboard warrior that will clutch at any available straw moan like a little bitch.}

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I didnt hear that,i did hear however Ooh,Aah,Samaras.

Jungle Bhoy.

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I never missed it just no point in bringing it up. As Ed said we know that there is still a problem but it is nothing compared to the problems you lot have.

Ian

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I know this could develop into tit for tat but I have to remind the anonymous (as per usual) poster of the songs being sung at ipox V Hibs and even more despicable,the songs referring to child abuse in the last old firm game. Where were the dignified,law abiding ones,you know the ones with such high moral standards after that game? You have to laugh at the irony of them,they fight with the queens police force,they like to show their support for the military (or is it just a photo opportunity?) at every opportunity while not paying the taxes that helps to clothe,feed and supply the necessary armour to protect the military personnel it's laughable. You could go on all day about their idiosyncrasies. Tick-Tock

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It was oh ah samaras

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Ed i was at swinecastle last night and ooh ahh samaras was sung more than once not up the ra there are still problems with both sets of away supports but dont forget the scumbos fans are just as bad but nothing gets mentioned about them and there bigotry,do you think our party will last even longer when the scumbos join the forces of darkness and go out the game?

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Ed007 why on earth as an Ed do you complain about a nameless poster? Apart from the fact you are a nameless Ed you know what the text boxes state, if you want people to leave a name make it a condition of accessing/posting comments. {Ed007's Note - It is not a stipulation, but it is courteous and people who leave names can be questioned as a person. Plus most people just ignore posts with no name (Eds and posters). If you haven't the guts to even use a tag to allow people to answer you, why should we care what you say? Everything I say has my Ed007 next to it. Look at posts that start 'I think....' and don't have a tag on them, who is 'I' and why should anyone care what they think when we have no idea who they are. If I had my way I would make sure all posts needed a tag attached, plus if you have a tag you get noticed and have a better chance of posts being put up and people interacting with you. Anonymous posts are treated the same on every site, not taken much notice of.}

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What is this nameless idiot talking about. ED007 Is his name for this site. Grow a set and leave a Name.

Ian {Ed007's Note - Cheers Ian, I sometimes wonder if some people actually read what they have typed before sending it in.}

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Hi Ed,I posted the third reply but just realised I forgot to leave my name after having a dig at the original nameless poster for doing the same. Oh the irony.
Who's that coming over the hill is it the taxman?
RabBhoy {Ed007's Note - Schoolboy error Rab ;-)

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How very predictable of the nameless OP, to come on here and pretend to be all offened by the ONE 'up the ra' chant, but failing to mention the hearts rendition of the billy boys on numerous occasions.....or does that not count?

your hatred and vile agenda is clear for all to see


taco

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I thought his name was Bond

David {Ed007's Note - The Man Utd fans call me that.}

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09 Feb 2012 09:15:50
Three questions.
Was Campbell Ogilvie aware of the EBT while a director at Rangers?
Was he aware of the state of Hearts finances while their chairman?
and if so
Should he be president of the SFA?

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Great post.ogilvie seems to be skipping thru this period with no flak touching him.as ed007 has pointed out there is some doubt surrounds the granting of rankers last euro licence. another farryesque clear out due?.....green jhedi

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09 Feb 2012 08:35:17
McCoist for England job as I would quite like to see them getting humped too.

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