Celtic Banter Archive October 08 2012
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08 Oct 2012 18:31:06
Dogs can give you fleas, mosquitoes carry diseases like malaria and rats have spread bubonic plague; but I can reveal another creature that carries and spreads a very unpleasant and contagious condition:-
Jim Whyte gives me Tourettes Syndrome within 5 seconds of seeing his tangerine face and hearing that smarmy sweetie wife voice.
Jungle Jim
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Wish tyson would have hooked him today,what a sycophantic pr__k
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08 Oct 2012 17:19:22
Slip inside the eye of your mind
Don't you know you might find
A better team to play
we know that youve loved the Queen
now your a your a hasbeen
you'll slowly fade away
we'll start a revolution from Parkhead
'cos your brains are in your arse not in your head.
Step outside, ibrokes is in gloom
haul yer arse from the fireplace
Take that smug look off your face
from sevco you've really torn their heart out
And fat sally cant wait, he knows it's too late as we're walking on by
as the fans fade away, but don't look back in anger i there's no pay day!
Take me to the place where you go
Where nobody knows if it's night or day
But please put your life in the hands
of the bhoys in green
who are singin from the stands
we're gonna start a revolution from Parkhead
'cos the money that you had
is under mintys bed
Step outside the green machine's in bloom
you've got 3 chins,& a big fat face
division 3 your a big disgrace
its gonna take ten years before you catch us
& fat sally cant wait, she knows it's too late as she's walking on by
while their soul slides away, but they look back in anger you heard us say
So sally gained wait, she knows it's too late as we're walking on by
there's no champions league,
but don't look back in anger
dont look back in anger,
ITS ALL TOO LATE......
"this song is covered by copywrite law of posso & cant be sung or distributed unless your a tim.
(thats except for viewers in govan who can watch a repeat of "cash in the attic!"
hey sal there mite be a clue there jist watch aw the currints diving up tae the loft!
so its hee haw fae me posso pat rides again ooooooooffft fk aff tonto!
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Lmao.artybhoy
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What a top quality bit of writing, keep it up.
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08 Oct 2012 14:01:22
just seen on twitter that inverness have cancelled blackman's loan deal any ideas why ed i thought he was doing good up there maybe his bad attitude coming back?
bigD
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I heard a rumour that this kid needs anger management,seems he has a real problem with any criticism at all.He also,allegedly,put a shocking tackle in to Forrest in training that led to the loan...........green jhedi
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08 Oct 2012 13:03:35
Was I the only onr who saw Lee McCulloch being booked for diving at Stirling ? Not a cheep anywhere .
Paddy Malarkey
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08 Oct 2012 12:50:08
Hi Ed,
My nephew was saying that he bought the new FIFA 13 and was looking online for some cheats.
He said "I put FIFA 13 cheats into Google and all the returned suggestions were about Oldco and Sevco."
I think it was his attempt at a wee joke.
Not bad for a 12 year old.
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08 Oct 2012 12:48:20
Great news that Dani Alves is out of the Celtic game as well now. This means that they have lost 3 of their back 4 and also lost Busquets, does htis level the playing field a little bit or are we still on a hiding to nothing.
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Having watched them in El Classico last night, I think it will be "nil points" but hey you just never know.......
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For me that leaves Mascherano as the weak link.Might have to drop Hoops and play Sammi right on his ass to run him and win headers. The only problem is the rest of them!...............green jhedi
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Its 11 V 11. On paper, Barcelona should bury us but games are not played on paper and we have seen how the team rally when the chips are down. There is no shame to losing to Barcelona but this is as near to a CL cup-final we have had in years and its over 2 games so who knows. Our team is maturing with every game and I truly believe we can get something out of these games. Hail Hail
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08 Oct 2012 12:42:37
An article that was published in the Scotsman on Thursday about how Celtic have actually left rangers behind in the rear view mirror and Neil Lennon has thrived as a manager away from the hate.
Alright there may be an argument that every league needs a team with the size of support of rangers but that's all it is money..what Neil Lennon had to endure is unacceptable.
www.scotsman.com/the-scotsman/sport/football/tom-english-neil-lennon-flourishing-away-from-the-old-firm-bearpit-1-2561900
Mrs E
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George Galloways book was interesting. Suggesting it was an orchestrated attempt to force Lennon out of the game and out of Scotland.
The truth is Ally brought Rangers down by early failure in Europe. Forced Whyte to withhold tax.
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I hit disagree for the second post because Ally's failure is no excuse for breaking the law. Whyte knew what he was doing. He broke the rules by buying the club and paying off the bank with club assets before he even had them and the tax evasion just shows the contempt the man has for authority. You cannot totally depend on revenue that may not happen, you have to have a contingency and when it got down to it, he was not using any of his own money to support the failure.
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Third post go to STV online and check out the Forbes international magazine article. David Murray did the same for over 20 years, dong blame Whyte.
Murray offloaded a toxic football club with £180m debt for £1 to Whyte. Not bad duping of Whyte by Murray or were they both in on it? A conspiracy to defraud creditors and the tax man?
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08 Oct 2012 12:18:58
Bhoy oh Bhoy do i hate international breaks,.,.kbarry
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Does SFL div3 have an international break? Lol
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Naw bit they huv a kit kat?
rankurs huv awreddy hid a 3 munth break fae fitba wens it finish edo?
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07 Oct 2012 20:13:24
could someone please explain to me why mcgowan stayed on the park
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I know how you feel mate, he'a a dirty ba*tard. At least he's consistent with it, he kicks the ****e out of Rangers players when they play them aswell. And ive heard on numerous occasions that he's a Celtic fan. Funny way of showing it lol
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He was certainly 'pumped up' - like a few more of his team mates when we play them.
Referee Thomson is a rank badyin and he got off to a flyer when he made the Celtic 'wall' go back 16 yards early on and let a few bad tackles go. Just more honest mistakes tho.
Jungle Jim
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08 Oct 2012 00:20:44
Kevin Bridges,SSEC tonight....funny as f8ck!
KB.."WTF has happened to Rangers"?
cue DEDDY BERZ biting in all directions "we are the potless"
Scotland's shame right enough!
Hail Hail
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Kevin B, I thought he was a comedy genius till the Sevco lot arrived......comedy gold.
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Aye Kev and Green is the biggest comedian of them all..
"Ally won't be sacked" mmm methinks he's gonna be fired out a canon
coz he cant do "walking away"
Green Judge
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Deady bears.......
We are the pointless...
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08 Oct 2012 00:13:15
ed , i saw yesterday someone asking if they were barred , campsie.. because none of their posts seemed to be getting through. i was the same . i tried a few times yesterday and nothing got through, i know i'm not barred never even had a yellow card, and normally you put about 95% of my stuff on.. i tried starting a thread , tried reply and alternative reply, you didn't post any of them . just wondering if it's another glitch like a couple of weeks ago. sending this from work , so different ip address from home . could it be something wrong with the providers service , ie virgin . shamrock {Ed007's Note - Everything should be running ok Shamrock, as always let us know of any problems. I am working on a desktop, two laptops and a phone right now, and you have about problems!!!!!!! lol.}
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