Celtic Banter Archive October 07 2011

07 Oct 2011 23:30:44
If NL left celtic today and celtic took on a big name manager/coach . Would you remember NL for his 17 months and 3 transfer windows, 14 million and 1 trophy or All the crap he brought to celtic of the field . {Ed007's Note - All what crap that he brought?? Do you practice being a complete moron or were you born stupid? If it wasn't for sad, pathetic bigoted individuals there would be no OFF field problems. How thick can some people be!!}

Glad to see you back ed007 taking care of the rubbish posts. you do a great job and was well missed. cheers {Ed007's Note - Thanks.}

What crap did he personally bring 'of the field' - I await this reply, should be good !?

07 Oct 2011 22:47:00
Govan FR if you want a debate about HMRC I will give you one before I go again.
Here is scenario I was told, apparently Arsenal had some kind of dispute with HMRC (not same I dont think as gers) but I heard they negotiated a £10m pay back and had to pay it back all at once, now here is where it gets interesting, even if HMRC agree to something like £10m repayment for rangers, has Whyte got money to pay this, remembering he has already warned you bears of a £10m "blackhole"
If tax people want the lot paid even at £10m he cannot pay even this amount.
Worrying thing for you bears, is Whyte with all his business acumen had apparently budgeted euro money THIS year into his sums, poor accounting.
Looks like you will have to look to Mr Ogilvie at SFA to help your team out of a big black hole Timalloy

Tax Evasion has brought down bigger names than rangers...Lester Piggot springs to mind lol

Good to see that its not only on the RR you talk tosh timalloy - you do it here too,

If we sold Murray Park that would recoup the £10 million.

GovanFR

07 Oct 2011 22:23:33
November fast approaching and the possibility that HMRC lose the tax case. What will Celtic do? I am going to make a prediction that if Rangers win the tax case, and are still 10 points clear in November, then NL will be sacked or leave.

GovanFR

Great retort Govan FR, I think you should have been an Ed? LOL timalloy

07 Oct 2011 21:26:30
lets face facts guys.irrespective of how bad we presently we are.one fact remains.and it is THE most important fact.only one scottish team has won europes most prestigious prize,and were the first BRITISH team to do so.that team is GLASGOW CELTIC.NEVER can this be takien from us.NOR EQUALLED.NEVER BETTERED.FOR ITS A GRAND OLD TEAM. {Ed007's Note - What's with all the capital letters?}

Just stating my points. {Ed007's Note - OK mate.}

07 Oct 2011 21:17:35
not about football but i liked it anyway lol

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Tony

Aslo proevn scnietciallfy is the aiiblty of the hmuan mnid to raed wrods bsead olny on the frsit and the lsat ltteer. Etnire snetneces can be cnotsurcetd and poelpe can vrey esaliy raed tehm.

Is it sad taht I wluod luagh out luod and cnosiedr it gnuies if I saw a bnnaer cnotsurcetd in scuh a way at Cleitc Prak? {Ed007's Note - Didn't they try that with the poppy banner?}

07 Oct 2011 20:18:54
Tony, Germinator, FF81 and all bears read this
...........God Says Pay Your Taxes...........
All you bears "for God, Queen and Country"
The authorities are God's servants.
Pay ALL that you owe, whether it is Taxes, Fees or Respect and Honour Romans 13-6-7 (oh i wish that was 1967 ha ha)
Sitting here with laptop, watching game on Sky, bottles of magners and pizza bliss aaaaahhhhhh
Timalloy

Working a laptop while eating a pizza holding a bottle of magners i think your the answer to our goalkeeping problem mate aaaa bliss

Can of Tennents tube of pringles and watching million pound drop. I got told Whyte is on it tonight lol. Come on timalloy tax yawn boring.
Followfollow81

07 Oct 2011 19:24:58
hey Ed

whats your take on this Sion carry on i am one of many Rangers Fans who dont want you put out of Europe as i think it is having an adverse affect on your league games

Tony {Ed007's Note - It is beyond farcial now Tony. It could end up affecting the whole of football.}

Ed007, Tony heard either Celtic or Sion could get £5m compensation. I would take it like a shot as long as board give it to Lennon for players Timalloy {Ed007's Note - I heard that as well Tim, but I still can't see how UEFA can back down now.}

I can see Uefa and Fifa upping sticks and relocating to some other country

Tony

Hey Tony heard that too UEFA could leave Switzerland. Talking of europe watching England game why are they in Black and Blue? Timalloy

If you are offered 5 mil now i would take it and run as lets be honest you aint gonna qualify and if you play every game in this round you will still only get 5 mil and you may pick up more injury's i cant see Sion accepting 5 mil as Christian Constantin said "I prefer the smell of the locker room of the Vicente Calderon to the smell of Euros,"


Tony {Ed007's Note - It's a padded cell he should be smelling!}

No matter what you think about the bloke Ed he has certainly stuck it to Uefa LOL

Tony {Ed007's Note - Definitely Tony but you can't deny he is bonkers.}

07 Oct 2011 18:57:46
message to Ed007 Aw right Doll missed ya lol

Tony {Ed007's Note - Cheers Tony mate.}

Tony, kisses and hugs back, (ha ha bang goes your creditibility with all your fellow bears now) Timalloy
Germinator, FF81, Tony dont worry wee HMRC post coming shortly..........

07 Oct 2011 17:07:28
They're Creepy and they're Kooky
Mysterious and Spooky
Because of Interbreeding Nook -ey
The Rangers Family
Their Stadium's a Museum
When visiting fans come to See 'Em
Their supporters Shout and Scream
The Rangers Family
They've never paid their Taxes
Their accounts have been quite Lax - es
Soon they'll be out on their Jack -ses
The Rangers Family ha ha

As amended by Timalloy (the fight back begins)

Timalloy. There's a contract out on you on the Liverpool pages mate..!
The Real KB

LOLOL!!

Paying our taxes since 1888
Lenny.

Big Jonson6 Gonna Get You lol

Hello Real KB, ha ha not been on in two weeks and i am still in trouble. Tell him to join the queue, also autographs are available Timalloy

How proud you must be to have a full bank account but an empty trophy cabinet lol

Tony

Ps Timalloy look up the word Conjecture as this is all this HMRC talk is

Tony how proud you must be to have a full belly, but an empty HEAD LOL Timalloy (as I told you bears no freebies, give it take it back)

RE..
LOLOL!

Paying our taxes since 1888
Lenny.

Bumping your Fans also since 1888....

Tam-Sir 1873 you lot are gash! {Ed007's Note - You should be a good judge of 'gash' after coming up with that post. Nice investment of season ticket money BTW, so who got bumped?}

How proud we will be when our bank accounts full.and you manks are stripped of your last umpteen tilkes,scottish cups,league cups,etc,due to all your dodgy BOUGHT,trophies.forever 1967.something you lot will NEVER ACHIEVE.

07 Oct 2011 16:15:50
Message to Evinguu

i reckon you must be a Rangers Man in disguise m8 for two reasons

reason 1 i can see by your post that there is a high level of intelligence there which is not very common on these pages

reason 2 no mention of the HMRC or having Rangers stripped of their 9 in a row champions title which is very common on these pages

now i sit back and watch the sparks fly lol

Tony {Ed007's Note - You told me you came on here because of the higher level of intelligence, the adult conversation and because there is none of the 'Get back to your own page' stuff ;-)

Well i really must remedy this......

Hail hail, YNWA, greatest fans in the world ..... FACT..... The taxman cometh, we are the paupers, [insert generic rangers/rankgers slagging comment here], get back to your own page etc etc etc lol

Hope that remedies the situation right away lol

Evinguu

In all seriousness to my previous post, i see that as a compliment, A Gers fan thinking im a Ger in disguise,

Does that mean im "in" in the Rangers Brethern? no funny handshakes needed? lol , if so do the 'Ludge' let you pick your own weird masonic namey thing ?? if so i want to be the Grand High Albatros Master of the 15th order of the Dome of Salinity.

dammit i cant be serious after those comments Tony!!

Evinguu

07 Oct 2011 12:27:46
Ed001 i have heard Ed007 refer to the other half as miss moneypenny so i assumed that ed007 was a bloke but now i realise ed007 and Miss Moneypenny could be in a civil partnership. this would make sense as some time Ed007 comes on here like a bear (not a gers bear) with a sore head all crabbit and snarling. could this be the result of her menstrual cycle lol


Tony {Ed001's Note - all makes sense now doesn't it?}

Please don't flirt... more than rangers fans on here spouting garbage, that really would be the last straw for me

07 Oct 2011 12:03:03
SION owner Christian Constantin last night told Celtic to forget about going to Rennes on October 20 after a Swiss court ordered UEFA to kick the Hoops out of the Europa League.

The outspoken president was in defiant mood after the civil court advised UEFA to reinstate the Swiss outfit at the expense of Neil Lennon's men after hearing the cases of both parties for the first time.
Celtic are due to travel to France in a fortnight but Constantin said they can forget about that as they would be breaking the law.

The charismatic boss is confident his club will win the day as he reckons if his side are not brought back in the Europa League will be stopped when the group games are completed.

Constantin said: "Without our reinstatement, the Europa League will be blocked at the end of the group stage.

"This is a state court decision and no one on earth can go against the judge. We will play the next game in Group I, as expected, on October 20 in Rennes - then we will catch up the first two days."
It was the first time UEFA had had their case listened to by the court who said they had broken the law.
A spokesman for the game's governing body said: "We will make a statement on this in the next few days - and that depends on what our legal people say.

"It goes without saying we are worried about what is coming from Switzerland and won't make any comment until we have spoken to our lawyers. Both clubs will find out what is going to happen within days."


this is turning into a complete farce i can see Celtic being dropped from Europa meaning they have played two meaningless games which could have affected their domestic results which in turn could hamper their efforts in winning the League in hindsight i bet most of you guys wish your club had just accepted that Sion beat you and never bothered submitting a complaint

Tony

This guy Christian Constantin is obviously Celtic-minded: part of a conspiracy to avoid further humiliation for the Hoops in Europe.

Deprive the vast Rangers supporting Scottish public of another Celtic away match in Europe?

We - the people - say NO.

this is not my words but thought i would share it taken from record web page comments lol

Tony

Like I posted on the rumours page either way UEFA are being made a laughing stock and it will be compensation to either team whatever the out come. So 6 more games for us or £5 million min.

Tony my friend if UEFA decide to put Celtic out of the Europa league , then they will have to compensate us accordingly , could be a good thing ! spending money for the january sales without the hastle of playing any more games !

Tony. Farce isnt the word. I just wish our club had actually been good enough to get the win in that fixture and many other fixtures since i must add, but sadly it wasnt to be and we are a poor excuse of a squad at the min. Always knew it wasnt going to be the end of it when we were snuck in the back door at Uefa's will. I dont see how they can reinstate them now, as if they kick us out again (as we deserved to be after the sion games) it opens up another can of worms. I can see uefa sticking to their guns. A court can only go on the evidence supplied to them. And im guessing that the evidence submitted by sion is well ,very biased to say the least. Im wondering if in making this ruling they even had representatives from Uefa to put a case forward against sion. I seriously doubt it. A possible way around it, is adding sion to the group, making it a 5 team group, and the next 4 games due to be played each team plays each other once, and start sion on our amazing points total of 1 seems fair to me, never going to happen but think it could work, and would keep most folk happy. They are back in, right amount of fixtures get played albeit all teams dont play each other twice, we dont appeal, they dont appeal everyone is in the europa league. Like i said aint gonna happen, as tems will see celtic in that respect as being beaten, claiming ineligibility and asking to be reinstated to a 5 team group. One last point, celtic only submitted a complaint on info they had from Uefa already did they not? im sure sion were told there would be consequences if they fielded certain players in the tournament and lo and behold there were. i think something similar would have happened if celtic didnt complain anyway. Uefa were after Sion already.

Evinguu

Evinguu i totally sympathise with you here as everyone will testify im one of the first to come on here and stick it to you when celtic get beat or do something stupid but in this case i hate to say it but your team are faultless. if i was a celtic fan i would rather they booted celtic out compensated us for 5Mil and i would not give a toss how Uefa sorted the mess out with other teams. look at it this way it is very very unlikely that you will qualify from this group you might not even get another point. at the end of this group stage you could be out of Europe with 5 Mil you could have picked up a couple of injures along the way not to mention a couple of humiliating scores it could take its toll on domestic games and team spirit not to mention the fun we would have ripping into you lol or you could leave the competition with the 5 mil now and save some face what do you think

Tony

Tony. Well its a hard one to give a completley unbiased opinion on that one. In one sense yes i would say lets take the money and run to the bank and avoid a possible embarrassment and injury as you say, christ we are all human we would all take money for nothing! and nothing is exactly what we are going to achieve in europe this year ( or have acheived . This whole in out of europa thing confused me lol). On the flip side, i like to see my team up against it. I like to see them play teams that will give them a challenge and see how the squad responds to that challenge ( yes i know recently that challenge is met with a whimper) and i would like to see us stand up in europe and try to make a point.

I made a post before the athletico game on here saying personally i want to see my team go down fighting, yes im unhappy if we get humped but im more unhappy if we go down without even attempting to make our mark on the game and having a real go at it. The Hearts game is a prime example of the opposite of this going down without a real fight or purpose, was very disappointed in that performance. I dont go into all these games domestically or abroad thinking we will win or will lose, its we might win we might lose so long as i see from a team that there is a desire to win and before other gers fans jump on that comment no i dont mean i celebrate second place. i enjoy my sport for the competition and the spectacle professional level of sport should be. And in any sport , football especially, lesser ( or apparently poorer ) teams cause upsets on a regular basis ( obv exception is celtic away from home abroad lol) and with our players on form ( for once) we can upset a team or 2 in the remaining fixtures if we get the mindset and execution right.

So in a roundabout way im kinda on the fence on that opinion of taking the money and running. I wouldnt be disappointed with either outcome, so long as we are able to show we have something about us in the remaining fixtures we have remaining.

Hard to put that view into words think i got there lol

And of course as a Rangers man it is your obligation to stick it to us when things go ary as we do when the shoe is on the other foot. Sadly weve not really been able to wear those shoes much recently, they are more like sandals as our taunts tend to be full of holes.... ok poor analogy lol

Evinguu

07 Oct 2011 10:06:44
Is it just me or has anyone else noticed that Rangers fans on forums, tend to sound like the borg?. With all this WATP, Follow Follow, we welcome the chase, resistance is futile ( ok they don’t say that) , The board in the past and present going on about the Rangers Collective time and again? Sounds all a bit suspect to me. Is Craig Whyte the Leader of the Hive mind? The single voice amongst the many, creating order from chaos, or chaos from order , no wait its rangers boardroom, creating chaos from chaos. Then you listen to his manner in interviews I can only hear him saying resistance is futile to every outside agency ( press, hmrc etc). Has anyone checked underneath Ibrox for a robotics lab? Just a thought.

Evinguu

I did. there isn't

There was a post on here yesterday about a 'wasp'..i had to look twice & make sure the 's' wasn't a 't' !

07 Oct 2011 09:39:06
ref

Tell the truth ed007 you kept them for yourself? {Ed007's Note - I admit I had to look twice, the basque he wore in some of them kind of threw me but as soon as I twigged they were sold!}

hey Ed was that not the same style of Basque you normally wear when attending the live Shows of the Rocky Horror Picture Show you actually look quite fetching in your Green Basque, Green High Heels and green and white feather Boa stick out like a sore thumb tho lol


Tony {Ed001's Note - she likes her basques, they hold in her gut....}

Ed 001 are you telling me Ed007 is not a bloke

Tony {Ed001's Note - I am saying nothing about which sex she happens to be....}

Hey Ed001 this is not fair i dont know whether to slag ed007 or flirt with ed007 lol

Tony {Ed001's Note - amazing how it works like that.}

Or to flirt with the slag that is ed007 !
The Real KB {Ed001's Note - you know her then?}

07 Oct 2011 08:17:13
welcome back ed.


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