Celtic Banter Archive July 07 2011

07 Jul 2011 23:16:50
just seen niall mcginn's twitter says he's lookin forward to the season with brentford? dont know if its a loan or a permenant move

It s on loan.

Its a loan

07 Jul 2011 23:00:29
Brentford have signed Northern Ireland winger Niall McGinn on a season-long loan from Celtic HAIL HAIL GBNL


JAY1888KAY

07 Jul 2011 22:34:34
here ed ah think that that add fur the fish pedikure is yours come cleen(like yir feat nae dout) n'that ye CAN eat the wee fish & they are fab, wae some salad n'frenchies, come oan ed out the closit?
here listen av opened up the firhill basin last nite tae aw the muppets fae posso, tae get thir feet cleened, n' craig white aw the fish ur pan breed *
hee haw WE RE FRYING THE NITE ed peter snaks eat yir hert oot
springy pat( his agent )

07 Jul 2011 21:42:46
wats the difference between a hedgehog an a bus full of rangers fans? on a hedgehog the pri*ks are on the outside lol
maciej88

07 Jul 2011 21:18:38
c the **** got beat off a german pub team lol no fear for lenny this season bhoys the trebles in the bag in lenny we trust

While it is funny seeing that mob beaten by a german 4th division team we need our clubs including them to have a better go in europe to get up our coefficient so we get back two champions league places.What i do want though is them to join us in europa cup and play on thursdays, also our own european coefficient needs a big boost after last year and will help us rise in seedings when big draws are made. ( see Ed007 I can be serious sometimes) Timalloy {Ed007's Note - Tim, if CFC and Rangers were guaranteed CL money Scottish football would die. It would be a disaster IMO and I wrote about it before.}

Remember guys it was only a friendly if you want to read anything into it then hearts have nought to worry about as both rangers and celtic got beat by diddy team in a friendly


Tony

Tony

And before you all start slaggin me of i was the one who on these very pages explained to a poster who was slaggin of celtic when they lost to a diddy team in aus that these friendlies are designed to give the players a run out no one tries to hard can you imagine if jelavic or hooper picked up a bad injury there would be hell to pay


Tony

Hey tony our diddy team was bigger than your diddy team haha anyway bet you never had 15000 fans cheering on your team like the bhoys in Australia if we went to Timbuctoo there would be a celtic supporters club there alsoTimalloy

Erm think thats because theres a big ex pat community in oz timmaloy

Bluenose here - we got beat tonight but u also got beat from a diddy team, all about fitness at this stage. Rangers are a solid unit and we will be more than a match for Celtic again this season, couple of players and we are strong. Celtic have far too large a squad it must be hard for lennon to know his best 11. I want uz to do well for the coefficient n all that and that is the truth. I of course want to hump uz when your playing the bears enjoy the europa lads, you might get back in with the big boys when they grant the SPL two places again, due to Rangers success of course haha

We have the best striker in the spl, Big Jela is different class and we also have strong defence/goalie... which you dont

Good luck finding a new number 1 haha

Nae dough 4 in a row

Funny how wen big Dan plays Jela never gets a kick of the ball. I find that odd wouldnt u agree. Only time Jel looked half decent was when Dan the Man wasnt playing. What you think ED lol

Hi Bluenose quite ironic re Ortiz the "animals" sign a "tiger" Timalloy

07 Jul 2011 19:07:43
ED AHV JIST BEEN TAE THE BURGER VAN OOTSIDE P'HEED AN GESS WHO SERVED ME? MARTIN (BALDY ) BAIN NONE THE LESS, N'YET THUR WIZ OTHIRS WHO THOAT HEED NIVIR GET A JOAB AGANE, OH CONTRARE ED OH CONTRARE SUN
" HEY DOME NUT, KIN AH HUV A DEAD FLY, 2 MOTHS , & A DEED WASP PLEASE ? " WHIT DAE YI MEAN YI DONT SELL THUM YIV GOAT THUM IN YIR WINDAE, , HEY MARTY ANY CHANCE AE AWEE FOTIE FUR THE BOAYS PAL, NAW KEEP YIR APRON OAN, ( SHOOD BE USED TAE THAT ) BIT DONT TAKE YIR HAT AFF THE GLARE KILLS THE FOTIE, SAY CHEESE BOAYS, POSSO PAt

07 Jul 2011 18:42:08
ed, woodgate leaves spurs(sky sports) what would u think if celts could get him an hargreaves on pay as u play deals? both would bring good experience to r young squad an if they do get injured as they hav a tendancy to we not shelling out wages nice if it could happen in my opinion

hope i rem to mention woodgate an hargreaves name this time ed lol
maciej88 {Ed007's Note - You did, but forgot your own lol, c'moan MacieJ?? Sicknote Woodagte? Never!!!! Does anyone actually know of any player that has signed a pay as you play deal? That is a serious question, have only ever heard a story about Saha when he went to Everton but it wasn't 100% fact.}

Evening Ed007 with all these non rumours about who Celtic are going to sign could we not just ask one of these news of the world guys as one final coup de gras to hack Lenny's phone then we would REALLY know who we are going to sign. Just a thought haha timalloy {Ed007's Note - We would but they are all out of a job now. Good riddance!!}

Did davids not do it for palace ? {Ed007's Note - Could have, like I said, I was asking you guys. They are a much talked about but not much heard of type of deal.}

Hey Ed007 when George Best came to Hibs at end of his career did he not have a pay as play deal? Timalloy {Ed007's Note - Again, he could have but that was years ago.}

07 Jul 2011 18:14:48
Dear Deerdrie, i um at my wits end ( where is your wit ed?) ma burd hiz dun a runner am in & oot the tin pail, aw the time , an thurs nae lager in the "heed" , plus ma 2 wee EX-MATES , wee tim & sally are treatin me worse than a leopard, lippur, lepper, than a grass fur the revenue , so thurs only wan thing furrit , av goat ate get as far away fae them too as ah kin, far far far away ed ( thats some distance by the way ed), av goat it ed ahm gonnae join a sirkus, thats a cunnin plan ed , so can you help me Deerdriy whers the nearest sirkus, as am stil at ma wits end in fact am even further thin that. a nonny mouse, by the way dont even think that this is poosso pat cos its no .rite

Hing oan ed did big marty bhoy no say thit thur wiz a circus in the vaccine, the veckinitie - somewhere near tae posso land ( which is the new theme park thats now open dew tae the fact thit M&D's huv gaun oot the game ed ( mind you that was abit of a bargin that they guys wer oan the othir nite ed eh( it M&D's ) they were stuck oan a ride fur 8 hours , bring s back memories ed, the cheeky b**tards wir moanin if that wiz me ah wid huv charged thum £50 each fur bein oan that long still bfn edward, ah wondir what akin train fur ed ( an dont say a joab ) ah ment in the sirkus
patrick from possoland , " THE THEME PARK WHERE E-COLI IS NO A DUG " {Ed007's Note - Have you thought of a career in journalism Patrick, if people pay Tam Cowan to write you should have no problem!}

Who sed tam cowan kood rite, hes goat a kipper like hes been dooking fur chips, then turned inside oot (ur is it ootside in )rite class discuss< ahm guan tae the lavvy tae huv a sherman tank, bfn bak in 1min 5 secs

07 Jul 2011 14:17:10
Come on lads stop posting crap on here, celtic do not use ross hall for medicals anymore they are carried out a lennoxtown these days. Secondly, why would we want miller, IF we did we would have got him free not after he signs for another team And would command a transfer fee. On the plus side a heard ulrik laursen is back on trial. Lol more believable than some rumours lol
jamie mac

JIST A GODAMN MINUTE SON DOES ROSS HALL NO HUV AWEE BROTHIR KELVIN & ABIG BRUV ALBIRT, GET BAK ASAP, HEE HAW

07 Jul 2011 13:21:05
Just seen these on the rumours page should they not be on the Rangers page rather than the celtic page. Damari


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07 Jul 2011 12:32:20
Why not try Owen Hargreaves before the person c...s try and get him could be a good cheap sigh ing ..

What would we want with that useless has been

Usless has been?..sure dont we have samaras?..why not give hargraves a go {Ed007's Note - We had this discussion yesterday, even Man Utd fans were on here sticking up for Hargreaves, if he gets his fitness/form back he would be an excellent signing for any team, and I do mean ANY team}

Yea i no we had this yesterday its not worth it
cfc1888

07 Jul 2011 12:18:07
Does anyone really want Bellamy, Given or Faddy? I dont. Why? Because we came calling for all of them seasons ago and they all knocked us back. Bellamy could have signed 6 years ago.....and didnt. Faddy could have signed last season or the season before or the season before or the season before......and didnt. Given, being the massive Celtic fan he is should walk over broken glass to move to Paradise.....but hasn't. Celtic should not beg for players, it should be an honour to play for this club and no player who has knocked us back should EVER be "given" the chance to play for us again. And this includes Huseklepp too. This is all.

Bellamy didnt sign 6 years ago because the board wouldnt pay the money, so i hope we do sign him he would be the best player in the spl by a mile

Huseklepp never knocked us back it was his club that wanted to much money for him.

What celtic not over paying
when slagging rangers for not doing the same.hypocrites big rab by the way

Bellamy said at the end of loan period he would have signed for us but it was down to celtic not willing to part with the money

viewparkbhoy {Ed007's Note - Good afternoon VPB}

Good afternnon ed hows things? only 2 weeks or so til the league kick off feels strange.can you confirm something also that celtic only play one europa league qual this year

viewparkbhoy {Ed007's Note - I am good VPB thanks, as far as I know there is only one qualifying round to play, I think the draw for the 2nd round has been made and is on the UEFA site}

By the way big rab we are slagging rangers for trying to under pay.

What you would have paid more dont think celtic would have. glad your not running my football team 8grand player is a 8grand player who ever you are big rab by the way

07 Jul 2011 10:09:08
O'Shea at medical at Sunderland... looks like we've lost out on him fellow tims. Also, looks like Liverpool may be using players as bargaining chips to cut down the price of Charlie Adam which means less money for Scotland's shame, yippee

Lol.lol.dumb dumb..is this how you raelly think the transfer market works..2 exchange players valued at 3 mill each and 1mill cash still equates to 7 mill..rangers get 20 per cash of 7 mill anyway ya clown {Ed007's Note - How can you get a percentage of loan players values? Rangers only get a percentage of the actual money paid.}

Ed007 i think clubs would have though of this. oh i have a player worth 50million but to do there old club out of money give us 25million and those 3 players of yours that i always fancyed come on ed007 {Ed007's Note - So you think LFC and Blackpool were worrying about Rangers cut? The transfer was very messy and there is more to come out yet. It is called a sell on clause because it is a percentage of the sell on fee, loans etc have no effect on the sell on clause. What would have happened if his contract expired at Blackpool and he moved for free, would CA have had to give Rangers a percentage of any signing on fee he got at his new club? The fee is exactly what it is, a fee, money exchanged between the 2 clubs, which Rangers get a percentage of.}

Of course they dont care what rangers cut is and for me its not the issue.working on what you have put in print there is nothing stopping clubs if they have a player with a sell on clause simply swap him then there is on sell on fee ed007 every club have lawyers who would have thought of that thats the thing about an opinions we all have one big rab by the way {Ed007's Note - The sell on clause is any profit made over the initial 500k fee. It is only the actual money Blackpool receive, what would have happened if he let his contract run down and left for free, would Rangers be entitled to a percentage of his signing on fee for another club, I really don't see why this is an issue}

Why mention bosman nothing like clouding the issue ed007 we are talking about a resell clause and i have asked a sensible question whats stopping a club swapping a player for another ?????
big rab by the way {Ed007's Note - Nothing Rab, but that won't affect any sell on clause???????? What issue am I clouding over?? If Blackpool "sold" him then Rangers get a percentage of the fee, if they swap him Rangers get nothing? Think about it, any loan players valuation is neither here nor there or has anything to do with any the money Rangers get. He was a Blackpool employee and his contract had a SELL ON CLAUSE, this is going nowhere, so let's drop it. Whatever money is involved in the deal Rangers get a percentage. If he left for free Rangers would have got nothing, Blackpool triggered an option to keep him on their books to maximise their money, not Rangers. After he took the club to court the Blackpool owners played hardball with him. Aston Villa offered more money than LFC but CA had his mind and heart set on LFC. He was always going to LFC, and he would have seen out his final year of his contract (another CLAUSE} and would have left for free and Rangers would have got no money, because there was no transfer fee. It is common sense and I am not prepared to discuss it any further.}