Celtic Banter Archive January 07 2013

07 Jan 2013 20:57:14
Alright troops?

What's all this fuss about them taking the hump when they're referred to as sevco?

It's ok for them to refer to us as the mhanky mob or the dhims. Personally I don't give a monkeys what they call us, however they must accept that I prefer to refer to them as Sevco, it's hardly offensive is it?

Rangers is died, end of story! I now realise is p@sses them off so much, however I won't relent.

Sevco it is, Sevco it will be from now on - deal with it! They can still be "the people", if they so desire! That'll please 'em.

Miko

The sevco peepul

Ticketus gave rangers £22m.
£18m went to paying off Lloyds their outstanding debt.
The debt with interest ended up at £26.5m. Green has just raised £22m using the assets to value the club at £50m. Green maintains its the exact same club, so surely owes Ticketus £26.5m?

Funny how the share issue was for the same figure as the Ticketus loan against seat sales - £22m.

No doubt Chico and our long term double agent Whyte sharing out the spoils as we speak lol

Green Judge

My understanding at the time was that uif Rangers defaulted on the Ticketus repayments, Ticketus take ownership of assets. The assets were underwriting the loan.

Absolute rubbish, there's no cash cow.
The £22m is to get the club through the first year and up to the next level. Looks like all the Celtic guys rumours of high wages months ago were right which increases the monthly operating costs significantly. There was only a couple million in coffers before share issue with a season ticket vat bill of £2m. Of the shares £22m, £4.4m or 20% vat is due, plus broker fees, printing, aim exchange fees, etc, ...... All those salaries plus 270 people employed at Ibrox and their NI and PAYE, all the bills, electricity, council charge, gas, telephones, broadband, police, medical, insurance policies, vehicles, equipment, critical stadium repairs, debts to football clubs, .......
The American business magazine and Dave king got it right...... The club needs a benevolent multi millionaire to pump millions into it, or radical downsizing and drop in operating costs.

We told the ex bears the weekly rates their guff players were on months ago..... Again they lived in denial. Now they believe us when we say the goalies on £11k. Get worried bears your operating costs are huge. £22m less tax and fees buys you 6 months. And it's a one trick pony.

You mean...they've actually started to pay t'bills...how novel :0)

Green Judge

@5)
you forgot about the face painting lol

HH

07 Jan 2013 18:46:01
ED007, Bhoys/Ghirls and wee Pat I see some Tims are now calling Sevco "proxyrangers" in that case surely there mascot must also be renamed Proxybear... Timalloy {Ed007's Note - Are you sure there is an 'R' in there?}

Facsimile Rangers
Newco Sevco Rangers
Cc Carbon Copy Rangers
Pseudonym Rangers
Nom de plume Rangers
Sobriquet Rangers
Zombie Rangers

Regardless, they're brand new and Green's got his god given big hands on their money.

I like pseudo Rangers.

What about
de ja blue
xerox ibrox

DB77

07 Jan 2013 17:25:55
Has Meanie Greeny have Jabba the turd that big Directors joab yit? Or wiz it mair falsehoods just tae shut Jabba up until after the shares issue.

Seems he was in charge of coffee distribution to reporters at the Elgin game, according to chic young anyway! He had a dig on the radio.........green jhedi

More like pies and bovril with extra pies! Sopot Celt

Well done wee chic ya wee ***
Remember Noddygate. He defo nodded.

07 Jan 2013 16:49:50
right, that's me done, for a wee while, i've had two days of winding them up on the dark side. i'm starting to feel like a lone constable in manchester city center when there's a broken telly. shammy

Well done Chamois polished performance.

Time for some R&R agent Shammy........green jhedi

Spent that long in the trench shammy you deserve a rest best have a very long bath to mate
thommy j

07 Jan 2013 18:43:32
Shammy I would love to have joined you on your fishing trips, but for some reason, when I post under my tag it does not get posted. They cannot handle your truth or my humour (come to think of it neither can ED007 or Mrs T lol) Timalloy
PS I see you have a new job, my windows also need cleaning give us a quote...

Here's a quote tim, '' wash yer ain f***** windies '' .. shammy

07 Jan 2013 13:02:28
Just seen a headline saying Alexander refuses a contract extension of, wait for it, £10k p/w! Now i dont believe a thing the tabloids print but if you take a chance and work those numbers i would be shocked if i followed The rangers. According to most reports mcculloch is on £12k, shiels and black £7k and wallace and templetim £8k. Added to this is the "coaching staff" wages, mccoist allegedly on £1m alone, and Chuckie and his sidekicks on around £7k p/w plus expenses( are The rangers fans happy to be paying Chuckies rent, council tax and utilities?)This is a huge wage bill for the level they are at.Factor in the rest of the staff wages, playing and admin, and the inevitable running costs and the figure must be enormous. While the fans, and fair play to them, are filling piebrox every game it is at a considerably smaller income than the old club had. It starts to baecome clear why chuckie pushed this share issue through, and it aint because he promised the fans.The accounts, when published, will be very interesting................green jhedi

Players know Green has £10m budget for McCoist. They also know sevco club cannot replace those who walk. Very weak position. Green's wage structure about to get shattered. Nobody plays for the jersey.
McCulloch 34yo and contracted until 37yo. Nobody would give him that elsewhere. Only reason he's there.
Let the games begin. Rankers can nae buy but players can walk or their agents demand more.

Still hope he wants to compare the books at the end of the year to show him how a true club is runned.

They will no doubt fiddle&cook the books when its time to produce there first year accounts...On the figures you have gave regarding players& manager per week, running costs, police, amulance, stewards, staff etc ohh& JABA, (cant wait too hear his drivel& his spin on the rangers are DEAD story he stated)..I can see another admin on the cards eventually, as theres no cash, hence the urgency for the share issue by greene, this will be for running costs.plenty more comedy gold on the horizon, a few weeks& lord nimmo smith will give his verdict& then a few years of BDO&when will anyone be told who holds the deeds to ibrox?who yous think bhoys?stevo

Their fans and supporters deserve some truth. They deserve to know. Why is such a basic thing such a huge protected dark secret? It's the only club in Europe nobody knows who owns the assets. Are they on leaseback?
The sad issue is that Ally McCoist is completely onboard and part of the deception on fans.
Green says ST money untouched.
Green says its same club.
Green says £10m for transfers.
Green says 19 targets.
Green says 5 targets from euros.
Green says buy ST and vote on renaming MP.
Green days don't go to Dundee Utd.
Green says never to joining SPL.

07 Jan 2013 11:26:21
Helder Barbosa looks like a real possibility. Out of contract in the summer so £500k may be enough to sign him. A pre-contract agreement may be another option as he cannot play against Juve anyway

07 Jan 2013 10:31:21
i think we should all take a minute and sit n quiet reflection for the new world record attempt that died at the weekend. rangers international can no longer surpass the 98 points record for the 3rd division held by the mighty gretna 2004/05. the other record in their sights, the fastest ever title win { morton 1964} now looks unlikely to be beaten . and this is a team who have players on £7000 per week against part time guys on £50 + expenses . this is especially sad news when you consider how obsessed they are with new world records . now don't laugh bhoys and ghirls.. shammy

World record: most Zombies in a Stadium
World Record: Most Zombies in the team
World Record: Most Zombies in mainstream Media in Scotland.

07 Jan 2013 02:43:39
Just thinking that if I was a significant private investor in sevco international plc or fund manager controlling significant shares, I'd be rather miffed at inevitable price drop from poor performance. McCoists recent 1-1 with the bottom team in Scotland would have me speed dialling the CEO looking for answers or an example.

Yup, 34 of the last 36points that is a shocking stat to say the least

11 points dropped and knocked out of the Ramsdens CUp at Ibrox is shocking. U would think cloggers McCulloch and Black would be able to beat a host of part timers every week

Samson

The shocking stat is nine red cards against opposing teams to get them down to 10 men plus all the penalties to Zombie FC.
That is the disgraceful shame that is Scottish football.

Nine red cards is a 27 point giveaway to Rangers. Then there's the penalties. Corruption.

Why would investors be concerned? The club were out the ramsden cup before the share issue. The club are 17points clear and heading towards the third tier of Scottish football as planned