Celtic Banter Archive February 07 2013

07 Feb 2013 23:33:22
Just been catching some of chuckies ramblings on his far east tour. In a flurry of eye watering claims he claims, " The The rangers turnover could reach £100m without a TV deal" Love to see the projections on that claim. Under him, "the club will never have any debt" Rapid, Hearts Celtic and a business in Singapore would beg to differ chuck. He also has, "plans for a new communications platform that would blow their minds". Next in the firing line is the the big earning EPL clubs. When they hit the magical figure of £100m turnover The rangers would be"second only to Manchester United and Arsenal" Apart from the obvious, three teams there chuck so you would be third, his numbers are wrong again. Man Utd, Man City, Arsenal, Liverpool, Chealsea and Spurs would all be ahead of the SCOTTISH THIRD DIVISION club! It would seem that Lloyds also sold Green the albion for £1.4m, despite the lease hold totalling £4m when Green threatened to "get the fans to boycott, en masse, the Lloyds group. He also claimed that he was buying the Arsenal shares back, despite a Russian Billionaire, a real one this time, owning them, and that Naismith actually signed for West Ham before going to Everton. Now this was a pro The rangers crowd obviously, fans groups in Dubai, and we all know chuckie loves a hand selected audience but even the thickest fan of the deady bears must wince at this beauty, " The rangers IPO was the most successful of the twelve IPO's issued in 2012" Direct lines IPO raised £800m! What is this guy on? Back on planet Earth, the kit and sponsorship deals would be signed today but he is holding back the announcement for "maximum publicity" I would guess that would be when we are playing JUVENTUS IN THE CL LAST SIXTEEN. Good luck with that chuck. So much more to come from this guy. . . green jhedi

The the Rangers first ever year turnover will be less than £15m surely? Without the share issue.

Like always when Celtic are making big noise positively like our cl they have to come our with food news to live in our shadow and show what's left of them that good things are happening when he is continually lieing to them

Delay is because oxfam are struggling to find a track suit that will fit ally.

07 Feb 2013 20:40:05
I think we all agree that sports journalists in scotland are woeful. If you could get them to ask the questions that matter what would they be. Mine would be did walter or ally benifit from EBTs.

rangobango

I thought they did going by what I remember from the wall of the documentary

Mine would be; don't you think you should consider another career. . . green jhedi

You should see them here in Melbourne. They're doing their best to keep pace.

Melb Bhoy

Smith and McCoist have remained extremely tight lipped on the issue of their EBTs and no one has asked the question. We the people deserve to know.

08 Feb 2013 12:48:52
Ask Walter smith why he got an injunction out against the bbc-to stop mark Daly putting him on the "wall of shame"in his factual documentary!any bet's on his e. b. t being an amount on a par with murray's!

Ssh! you are not allowed to ask that question. are you mad? you could spoil walters chance of a. choke. knighthood.

07 Feb 2013 17:03:03
Seen this on the zombie banter hilarious- quote from mccoist at start of season " I am signing players to compete in cups they are important"
fast forward 6 months "cups are not important it is about the league" Gift that keeps on giving Hail Hail FifeBhoy1888

Been hanging around with green too much it seems. The amount of story telling, between the two of them, over the last year is staggering. You do get the feeling this bubble might be about to burst wide open. Will the blue knights ride to the rescue? will they buy the history from green? Remember they chased him when he tried to get them on board. And wheres Walter? I would have thought he would have been wheeled out by now instead of chemical jabba. . green jhedi

07 Feb 2013 13:41:03
I would just like to announce that Cheryl Cole will be moving into my house to live with me and my wife. Subject to paperwork of course. . . green jhedi {Ed007's Note - I don't think that's what the Mrs meant when she said she wanted a dog GJ.}

ED; Dog! Just the voice is a problem. Kate Beckinsale was always my first choice but did not fancy the idea of the wife owning the holding company. By the way mate, is the use of the word Se**o banned now? I heard they were trying to get it banned as a racist term? Obviously chuckie never transferred any humour to the new club. Pathetic. . . green jhedi {Ed007's Note - I can't stand her mate, never could. Don't worry, you can call Sevco/Zombies etc anything you want on here, apart from the obvious.}

Tell you what. l'm not a great fan of broad Geordie accents but I could listen to that beautiful Indian girl Ayesha in Eastenders all day. She is rather lovely and quite appealing to the eye!

Hail Hail
ChrisBhoy