Celtic Banter Archive April 07 2012
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07 Apr 2012 23:49:06
im one of the rangers fans o say well done its not a tainted title all i have to say is well done u have won ur 43rd title shame it happened 19 yers after we did it once again well done {Ed007's Note - Are you a spokesman for the Rangers branch of the Wee Pat fan club?}
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Thats right we won our 43 untainted title, you may have doner so 19 years earlier but at least when we win our 54th title it still wont be tainted, pity your club can't say the same. Now run along your sour face is turning my ice cream!
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If ur doing it that way.....your club has placed themselves into serious debt trying to buy everything in sight. The Huge transfer fees, the huge wages to lure some half decent players to try and win the BIG TROPHY, which I may add, you didnt/havent/wont win
45 years and counting
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You tax dodging beating chastards come on here and say our title is tainted. if you get found guilty on the big tax case i hope they make public (just like they did with your accounts) the number of titles that clubs were cheated out of by your glory hunters......b
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07 Apr 2012 23:02:09
Well bhoys ive been told from a few from the dark side page,that i am in the same bracat as rusty the tim tmalloy.miko,,,,so is that a bad or good thing?????lol,,they just cant take it,and thats me being nice,wait to the REAL rippin intae em starts at end season,as come summer be dodo fc..STEVO
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Lol. Hello deluded one.
You most certainly cannot be placed in the same bracket as anyone mate.
Ther's no doubt at all that you are a standout, and a one off. They just don't make them like you anymore Stevo.
Stevie-A-Bear
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07 Apr 2012 18:46:08
"So that's that Billy, THEM are Champions
"aye, I know, Mason pure sick so I am
anyway Mason do you think the bears
will survive?" Yes Billy we have 3 bidders
ready to put Millions into Rangers" and
then they will do a CVA" Oh good Mason
I always liked them" Eh? Billy, liked who?
C & A Mason, my ma bought all our
school clothes out of there"
C.V.A. ya eejit Billy, NOT C & A anyway
they went into liquidisation.
"But Mason is that not where Rangers
are going?
Shut up Billy!....
Two bears understanding debt by Timalloy
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Pmsl,brilliant m8...thought couldnt smile any wider,wee pats take on things be a belter no doubt!!stevo
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Two dhims had a wet dream.
Get over yersel lads.
Stevie-A-Bear
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07 Apr 2012 18:39:01
Through gritted teeth i congratulate celtic on their league win. Its just a shame the run in wasn't a bit more exiting. Hopefully we'll be back next year and make it a bit more interesting.. Billy the bear...
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Looking forward to your teams challenge next season..... Oh wait ....
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Thank you to all the true football fan for congratulating celtic. Although we rip the p$$s out of you's just now i hope you manage to get out of this mess, or who will we have to beat next season good luck and thanks.....b
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Cheers...b
Hope you had a good day bhoys.
Stevie-A-Bear
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07 Apr 2012 18:19:20
lmfao dont you just love radio phone ins ?
Whats happening at Rangers? gets told oooft theres so much to tell, I havnae flayed Fifa since 14th FEb on my playstation i cant even look at it lmfao! oh deary me
Evinguu
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Heard it bud.
and the nutter that went on about the administration and deducted points.
they tried to tell him had they paid all there PAYE then no signings wouldve been made
and on a side note
TBK was said to be best bid on the table
well its all over twitter it has come up short and rejected.
they can wipe there butts with there red cards from today as its Liquidation
Lubo25
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07 Apr 2012 18:15:24
well done on your league title as much as i hate the feeling and hate saying this yous deserved it more then us but the gers will be back next season fighting to get that league title back
enjoy your night
campbell
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07 Apr 2012 17:40:03
Hi ed mate. Getting pisssed. Champions. I love every Celtic supporter yahoo love u man. Champions Bigirishmac {Ed007's Note - Thanks BIM.....I think ;-)
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07 Apr 2012 17:23:08
take me drunk ahm hame ed here ma feet ur dancin bit ma heids a swimmin wtfs that aw aboot edd {Ed007's Note - If your head is swimming you might have fell in the bath again.}
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Naw ah hid a bath xmas {Ed007's Note - LMAO.}
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Hey Pat all those bears calling us the "manky mob" well I'm having a BATH when Rangers die, plenty of GEL when rangers die.... Timalloy {Ed007's Note - We could have a sponsored fumigation of Wee Pat to raise money for the RFFF. But I'm not touching him!!!!}
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Fumigating wee Pat!
We're in enough s**t already Ed!
Stevie-A-Bear
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Here stevie ah must admit ah wiz fumigatin bit av calmed doon noo ,
aw the thurd reich ur blue,
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Lol. Pat you're a wee comc genius, a nutter, but i love yer banter wee man, "Awrabesttaeyouanyerain"
Stevie-A-Bear
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07 Apr 2012 17:03:49
congrats on yer title win today, hopefully we're back next season! its crap no havin a good league run in
GGer54
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Fair play to you pal!
Miko
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07 Apr 2012 16:42:18
Ed where do u c it that it will be hearts game {Ed007's Note - I had a dream......
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Cheers for that,usefull,
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Wiz it wet?
coz am no cleerin it up this time spidur man
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07 Apr 2012 16:30:17
Gers fan and just want to say congrats to Celtic on the title. Enjoy it bhoys and have a safe night. GTM
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Nice thanks mate
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Good man!
Miko
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How many times sally gtf yur no gettin in tae wur perty nuff sade,wtf
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07 Apr 2012 15:19:40
just what i call a team that just can get better and better yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes champs
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07 Apr 2012 15:00:32
Remember and polish the trophy every day, and keep it good for us when we take it back next season.Congrats....Catweazle-talkingbone.
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Think the 3rd division winners get a different trophy from the one that was won today.... but will keep it polished for a lot of years to come
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07 Apr 2012 14:29:47
Winning a 43rd league title is so 1993....jsm {Ed007's Note - Like paying taxes and bills.........}
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Ah ed be nice he is hurting sooooooooooo bad,doe,s today make the job any better,here,s to many more ed garlar07 {Ed007's Note - Do you really think they are hurting that much? ;-) *snigger*
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Will I go to the shop and get you some soor plooms to suck on jsm..
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Suck on whatever you want mate,must admit ed had a snigger or 3 myself garlar07
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Stranger,annouce to the celts that here we stand having fulfilled their orders,garlar07
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07 Apr 2012 14:28:58
Tell all the Bears you Know
To the Champions League Celtic will go
While your'e still paying your Bills
We'll be back in Seville
and Lyon and Lisbon Too
When we Play Real Madrid
You'll be in Coatbridge
It's now not Absurd
When you groundshare with Benburb
But you can still visit Ibrox Tesco
hail hail Glasgow Celtic CHAMPIONS
Timalloy
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Is there a benburb in scotland
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Yeah, theres a Benburb FC that play in the Scottish Amateur Leagues.
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Bhoys Benburb FC are a Junior team who play in the Govan area LOL Timalloy
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Thanks for that,we have a benburb here in co tyrone n.i. different ball game though garlar07
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07 Apr 2012 14:10:43
54 and tainted........43 and thriving
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Welcome to the champions page garlar07
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07 Apr 2012 14:03:52
championees
championees
oway oway oway
samson
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07 Apr 2012 12:27:07
Well done Celtic! League tables don't lie, you've deserved it over the season. Enjoy the your night bhoys
Dmrangers
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Well done to Celtic on winning the league.
Have a good day bhoys, hopefully it won't be too long before the Gers are back challenging.lol
Stevie-A-Bear
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Thanks fellow football supporter.
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Cheers nice touch stevie a bear garlar07
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07 Apr 2012 12:20:20
Enjoy your day bhoys, you deserve the title.
Rangers fan.
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Fair play to you man
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07 Apr 2012 11:58:29
If you win the league today I will say well done you deserve it. No way do I or sane rangers fans think its tainted only a bit overshadowed by what's happening at our club. We will be back and going for more titles so enjoy it while you can. A trueblue
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07 Apr 2012 11:21:38
Can someone pen a new song with the words that we can sing for the next 200years
keep it clean or they will create a
law bannig the it ...
Tax dodger, paupers , tramps
Skint, beggars, poor, bleak,
TICK it to us, Whyte,
PAYE, charity , debt, fines,
Get the picture
It needs to be short and sweet
that all Teams can join in and sing...
It was in the year of our lord 2012
when the TAX man came to town.
For only a pound the Shame got what
they thought was a knight in white
only to be told be was a S***t
and sold then down the Clyde...
They dont pay their TaX
They dont pay their bills
What are they going to DO?
...get the picture....
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07 Apr 2012 11:13:45
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07 Apr 2012 10:28:48
All the best to the mighty tims today! Fly the flag fly the flag!
t7
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07 Apr 2012 10:42:15
To cumby bhoy
Best place to go would be mchuills in merchant city its on high st.
Skinnybhoy
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07 Apr 2012 08:24:32
Could be interesting today us celebrating at killie rangers at home time we come up the road rangers game finished the m8 could be very busy ferrys from ireland? City centre busy enjoy your day bhoys is parkhead going to be open for the champs
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07 Apr 2012 07:57:42
Hope the title is wrapped up today
and we bust a gut to win every
game from now to the end of the
season. I await the outcome of the
SPL/SFA decisions on the sanctions
that will be imposed on Rangers for
their misdemeanours.But Im not
confident that they will be given the
appropriate punishments. CM
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07 Apr 2012 01:57:39
Whyte has just put the finishing touches to the skulduggery, cheating, maladministration and misinformation, perpetrated by David (John Wayne) Murray over the last twenty years. Honours have been won by employing players, at the taxpayers expense, players who otherwise could not have been afforded, and knowingly issuing these players with illegal contracts, in contravention of the rules of all footballs governing bodies, FIFA, UEFA, SFA and SPL. The length, breadth and depth of Rangers actions are breathtaking and the punishment must extend through root and branch of this, now disgraced, organisation. All available assets must be sold in order to repay the public purse; if they must re-emerge, then let it be from scratch. There can, and will, be no CVA, why, because of HMRCs stated policy on CVAs We are also likely to reject a voluntary arrangement where there is evidence of: evasion of statutory liabilities or past association with contrived insolvency what could be more clear why dont the laptop lapdogs do their homework? Rangers, by definition, evaded their statutory liabilities, systematically and methodically, over many years, and, of course the new owner, Craig Whyte, has been caught involved in contrived insolvency, indeed one may say that THIS CASE is a contrived insolvency. Whytes seven year ban neatly ties the whole sorry mess in a Liquidation bow. Duff & Phelps have been in this, up to their necks, with Whyte, from day-one and when books start to be published on The Demise of Rangers, it will all become apparent. Why officials and fans would even want to carry on baffles me. They should do as the News of The World did, realise that the game is up and walk away perhaps they could re-form as Rangers on Sunday.
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07 Apr 2012 01:04:47
Getting things sorted for the game and wondered how much Killie are making from us. Got my tickets a few weeks ago, £26 for me, £17 was the eldest and £10 for the youngest, not too bad. However when we were given the stand opposite the main, all tickets are £30, with no concessions. I have roughly calculated that they will take £250,000 from tickets, plus more from programmes, pies etc. Is it just me or does anyone else think Killie are ripping the arse out of us and should Celtic not have protected us better.
PS the wee man whacked four packets of jelly into the trolley at tesco the other day, two strawberry and insisted on two lime. Jelly & ice cream, with a nicely chilled bottle of Moet.
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If the OF were fairer with the disgtribution then this wouldn't be necessary for survival.
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07 Apr 2012 00:50:14
can i ask y some celtic fans stil say the end of rangers 1873 rangers were formed in 1872 so i understand u all having a laugh its the west of scotland after all but at least get the year rgt
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Well if rangers didnt send out letters with different years on the header then we would know wouldnt we!
So if the club itself cant even get it right, how is anyone else supposed to?
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Should have added to last post, see for yourself here -
www.whatdotheyknow.com/request/106335/response/267910/attach/3/s2dCBFD00DE06A3FF8BF25A7137C269A479%201.pdf
if that dont work then -
www.whatdotheyknow.com/request/the_first_minister_and_tax_owing#incoming-267910
and scroll down and download the PDF, then ask your question again
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