Celtic Banter Archive September 06 2011

 

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06 Sep 2011 21:36:59
Here is an interesting thought ! If Rangers DID go out of business , who would their fans support then ?
It would be interesting to see your thoughts . {Ed007's Note - Who cares ;-)

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No one gers untill they die
they no other never forget your first love
any one who goes to watch any other team is not a bluenose {Ed007's Note - But Gers would be dead in the OPs original question, so they will be able to support someone else, D'UH Smurfs are from Belguim and Avatar was science fiction. I'd get my nose checked out by the doctor if it has turned blue and hope it isn't contagious. I would hate to see an outbreak of people with blue noses (that gives me an idea for a new horror film.....).

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Ed007, I honestly think no rangers fan has a name, if we go by them all on here.
Hope the club last until after Old Firm game 18 September as I want to see 5000 beachballs doing the BOUNCY BOUNCY LOL Timalloy Ps dont worry gers fans our beachballs are Tax Deductable so wee pat said {Ed007's Note - Well would you admit to supporting them just now? Seems to be a trend developing at Ibrox, agents and clubs phone up and don't leave a name, Craig Whyte doing what surely is an Acadamy Award nominated performance of H.G Wells' character Griffin and as for Gordon 'What's my job' Smith, I think he is investigating Flannan Isle it's been that long since he has popped out from under his sunbed! So I can only assume that Rangers fans/owner etc would rather keep their anonymity and mystique than be associated with their 'made up' problems.}

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True Ed007, and I have to laugh at my gers mates, who said and I quote "it's ONLY £35,000 we owe" er that's the point, if they CANNOT pay that amount, how the blooming heck are they going to run a club that needs millions to run? Also dont you find it strange, when Celtic were having all those financial problems, the redtops knew EVERY single detail and also checked wee Fergus's companies out, strange no Scottish journalist has looked deeply into Mr Whyte and his companies in any detail.Timalloy {Ed007's Note - You don't bite the hand that feeds you Tim, look what happened to Keith Jackson?}

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Ill happily admit being the champions? Ill happily admit were top of the league, Ill happily admit that celtic are bloody clueless ... cant even "buy" a title .... we wont go out of business ya mupphet we will forver keep celtic in their usual place. Dont forget who is the dominant force in scotland even wen were awful, in financial ruin, and dont know whats ahead .... guess what were still outperforming and dominating you lot ...... but hey thats considered success over your way. If Lennon doesnt win the league with celtics vastly superior financial status then he just proves he is simply not good enough.

christ 3 years in our shadows and they still dont realise they are 2nd best lol

Germinator .....
ed question if celtic were to be beaten in europe in all ther games would their and scotlands co-efficient go down ? before u jump on me i aint saying u will just curious {Ed007's Note - No problem, it's a fair question. Points are awarded for qualifying, wins and draws before the coefficient is worked out, you don't lose point for losing games, but once the coefficient is worked out teams could go above Scotland. Here is a couple of links that explains it.

www.footballspeak.com/post/2011/07/21/UEFA-Coefficients-Explained.aspx

sport.stv.tv/football/scottish-premier/celtic/268747-celtic-reinstatement-gives-scotland-minor-european-co-efficient-boost/

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06 Sep 2011 20:17:03
hey this sleepins hard wurk ed, listen tae this wan,wee veras jist sade tae me "here that richurd atembra says sich luvly things dint he pat

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Thur wiz an attachmint tae that ed,richurd attenbru says sich luvly wurds like
"give a man a fish aday n he shall eat but teach him to fish n he shall eat forever",how cum you nevur say nise things like that pat?"
so ah says " give a man a match n he kin stert ah fire bit set hum oan fire n he wull be warum fur the rest ae hiz days

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06 Sep 2011 19:52:34
here ed ah kin categurik,,,cattegorick...ffs
ah kin stae iz ah sade tae ma shrink "see they voicis in ma heed they mite no be real bit they cum up wae sum fkin brill ideas!"
ah sade tae ma da " sadie!(ah no ah no) sadie why is santa aeywaeys happy ?" he sade bekos tommy he no's wer aw the lookirs live !"
here ed ah intend tae liv furevur so faur so good eh?
bbfn...its takin ah long time tae nock oot sum zzzzzzz's ed , in the wurds ae ma lokul Preest "jesus luvs ye pat bit evurybuddy else thinks yir an a**ehole"

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06 Sep 2011 19:41:01
iz ma maw alwaeys sade eftur watchin an advert " if
4oot ae 5 peepul suffer rae diarea diz that make wan thit enjoys it?"
NEVUR take sleepin pulls oan the same nite ye take a lackzatif(LIKE ME) ur yel wake up wae a hunnur blue boatuls roon yir bed ( here dae ye think its thur kolor thit makes thum hovur roon s**te?") whit ???????pp

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06 Sep 2011 19:28:34
here ed lifes funnie sun intit iz ma auld da used tae say
"sammy ( ah no ah no ) sammy hen, whit iz it aboot the wuruld,if ye go AAAARGGHHHHH! in a librery everybidy thinks yer atit,bit if ye dae it oan aplane , they aw fkn join in???????? (wtf)
wee vera sade tae me "pat the last thing a waant tae dae iz hurt ye bit its stull oan the list"!
she sade "ye nevur agree awe me pat!
then ah sade "look hen if ah ageed wae then weed baeth bae wrang fks sake
she sade bit ye nevur show any emoshun pat ah sade"look hen men huv 2 emoshuns hungry n horny ,so if ye see me withoot a hard on then get the fkin chip pan oan"!
ah sade look hen a no am no perfikt bit if like ye say god iz watchin us the leest we kin dae is keep um enturtaned.
& with that note its beddy by byes fur me wee edwardo so gtf bit dae it kwietly wull yez

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06 Sep 2011 19:28:32
Rasmussen away on loan,I dont know if he had a attitude problem,I would not have bothered if he smoked 20 Regal ciggies,and read the Racing Post when he should have been training,but he has never been given a chance by Neil Lennon,he will always be a goal scorer,unlike Samaras,Rasmussen is going on loan yet again and we are stuck with someone who will probally get a game against Rangers when Anthony Stokes gets dropped,Neil Lennon,Samaras is rubbish and he never will be a good goalscorer,he is not good enough to wear The Glasgow Celtic jersey.

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06 Sep 2011 19:09:52
here ed wot goes in n'oot in n'oot n stinks a piss,vera daen the hokey cokey
she sade tae me last nite
whits the maetur pat yir awful kwiet?"
ah sade av goat ma furst grey pubic hare the nite,she sade dont wurrie darlin av git loads
ah sade"ah no thurs wan ae thum in ma kebab"!.she sade pat see wen a die (ah thot fk me is it faur away)
,aye hen " ah want tae go siluntyly like ma da no sreamin like hiz passengurs!" ah thote wtf
rite ed thats me av hid a looong day sinin oan
ets.bit ahl leeve ye wae this littul nown fakt :
ah get pished oan wan drink ,ah jist canny remembur is number 14 ur 15
joe the toff {Ed007's Note - ;-) Laters Pat.}

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06 Sep 2011 18:40:22
Whats happening to world football,

We have to knbow who runs world football is it FIFA or the swiss civil court . Sion are taking UEFA to the swiss civil court as the court has already ruled that sion could play there players . And sion say that Fifa and Uefa are based in switzerland so they have to abide by the swiss law.

If Fifa and Uefa want to keep there dignaty they have to punish sion for trying to make a mockery of this sport .

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The same as happened to ours dragged into disrepute with referees striking games posponed and the like all because a club called celtic felt the were being victimised.ring any bells for you its alright when it suits but not otherwise . grow up. shaun

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Celtic never asked for any match to be postoned, and they are 2 totally different things all together, Celtic have a fight with the SFA cause a referee Lied about decisions in a match and tried to cover it up. then addmitted to it . the when celtic questioned is integrity neil lennon received a 6 game ban .

So celtic challenge that as how can someone get a 6 game ban for calling the refs integrity into question when he/himself admitted to lying.

so crawl back over to your own page and start a chip in you might make enough money to pay the door man at ibrox

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06 Sep 2011 18:07:39
Just watch the Ireland game don't know how we manage it but got a draw. I don't know why lenny has darren O'Dea out on loan put in a great display and under huge pressure in moscow. Get the lad back in to the hoops. Bigirishmac {Ed007's Note - I said all summer I would rather see O'Dea play than Majstorovic BIM.}

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Bigirishmac, how did McGeady play, any word of his transfer yet. hail hail Timalloy

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Yes Tim man. Mc Geady was doing more defending than attacking tonight because the russian had us pin back but mc Geady can go past anyone but still lacking with his final ball. Heard nothing of his transfer.bigirishmac

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06 Sep 2011 17:37:47
Good to see Celtic keeping a bit of dignity for Scottish football. In the same season the shame get a Euro ban we lift an award for community and social responsibility from the ECA. Hail Hail

www.insideworldfootball.biz/worldfootball/europe/9588-celtic-community-scheme-recognised-by-eca

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06 Sep 2011 17:33:54
hey Tim isnt it amazing how many of your fans are so preoccupied with the Rangers tax case is this because they are hoping that rangers go into administration get a points deduction therefore enabling Celtic to be awarded the League as its the only chance you will have of winning it. i wonder what happened to that proud football team that got places on its own merits and not by depending on other clubs being disqualified on technical issues lol

Tony

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Lol at Tony trying to justify dodging your taxes and cheating! You should be stripped of the titles you won while dodging your taxes an all f*nnybaws!

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Tony, lets face it if it was Celtic in trouble, all the Rangers fans would be on gloating, its just a fact of life. All the shenanigans of Murray etc are all coming back to haunt you now, and then Whyte? has he got any money, you have got HMRC, Martin Bain and now a legal firm all chasing him for money, does he ever use his own money. Story I heard he has used season ticket money to do most of his business and very little is his own money. So Tony looks like you are reaping what has been sown. Timalloy

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06 Sep 2011 17:23:02
your beach balls will be as deflated as your morale once you are pumped in Europe one week then pumped at Ibrox the next lol

Tony

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Took the tour yet Anthony ?

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Tony, dont worry, wee pat is in charge of the beach balls, and his come with an iron clad guarantee, not only that but he promises singing and dancing in the Broomloan Stand next sunday hail hail Timalloy

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Tony full of baloney, can you tell us the last time we got pumped at ibrox?

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Not nearly as deflated as all the Rangers fans my man , it is becoming all to clear that financially yous are fecked , all your bravado is going to get you nowhere , most Rangers fans have accepted the situation , you Tony are in denial , it is not a dream , you're team are dangling by the baws over the abyss .

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06 Sep 2011 16:58:30
the burley link has now been taken down.......shame great idea tho guys!!

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06 Sep 2011 15:06:03
Beachball sunday at Ibrox....You lot are mental!

You bring your beachballs, we'll bring our championship medals!! If your lucky we may even bring along all the medals from the last 3 seasons too!! Round yees

WATP

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We were quoting latin last night, thought you might like this phrase.
CASTIGAT RIDENDO MORES
One corrects customs by LAUGHING at them. LOL timalloy

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Correct - We Are Tax Payers

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If your lucky you might get your medals back from the pawn shop.

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I am awesome, I can quote Latin

mendacem memorem esse oportet

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We're busy winning title after title after title.... and you lot are playing with beachballs. Sums it up really.

Winning - It's The Rangers Way.

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WATP , knew you would bite m8t , who cares how many medals you (not you personally mind) lot have , thats in the past , live in the now , oh i forgot Rangers might not have a NOW shortly , then yous can go away and reminice about your 3 league medals lol .

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Lets live in the now then.... I'll give you 3 guesses at who's at the top of the league

A wee clue - it's not you's

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Ha ha mendacem guy, yes I have a good memory and I ALWAYS tell the truth.
so noo awaw an bile yer heid cos yer tokin mince LOL Timalloy

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Who lost 15m quid in europe?
a wee clue - it was not us

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Yup i can just see it now 30yrs from now you will be rejoicing at the fact that when the gers were canering the league celtic had more money ...... lol thats why they have a trophy for bank balances errrrr wait a sec ..... FAIL FAIL

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30yrs from now will gers still be here?

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It wasnt yous who lost 15m in Europe coz you were not champions to play in that tournament mate. {Ed007's Note - Everybody, round of applause for this guy, post of the day for originality and the sheer joviality of it. Take a bow.}

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06 Sep 2011 14:46:09
Ref: to all the Celtic fans going to make a fool of themselves on beachball Sunday

No Celtic fan cares there are no beaches nearby, it is a BIG WIND UP, Celtic are going back to Spain hence the beachballs, it is called "taking the Michael"
We Celtic fans have a long history of humorous stunts, something Rangers fans have not as you have no sense of humour. If you go to Ibrox, enjoy the funny side of things. Then watch us on television in Europe. hail hail Timalloy
Just in case you wanted to learn some Spanish, here is a useful phrase for getting around.
El tren ya ha partido, quereis alquiler una bicicleta?
The train has already gone, would you like to hire a bicycle? LOL

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A nice wee rendition of we are the champions will bring them back to earth lol.

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Fk sake guys the page is BANTER

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06 Sep 2011 12:50:18
why are so man of our fans so concerned about whats happening at rangers ,i would love it if they went bust and it would be a good thing for scottish society in general but wee should be worried about our own team .terrible performance in europe and not a good start to the season in general has left me worried that after a good start neil may not be up to the job,hope im wrong but it may be that outside pressure has taken its toll on him.

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06 Sep 2011 10:21:03
i applaud Rangers and anyone else who can stick it to the Taxman we live in a country where we are over taxed we work and they TAX US we work overtime to make up the money we paid on tax and they TAX US every time we buy something they TAX US we save what little we have they TAX US then when we die if we leave any money or property to our kids guess what they TAX US. what do we get for all this tax money here is just a few things a substandard national health system poor roads very poor local authority services, millions spent on wars that have nothing do do with us, over run by eastern Europeans who put more stress on our benefit system more stress on social housing and more stress on the National health,police force,prison services maybe just maybe if the government didn't have so much tax revenue they wouldn't be so keen to throw it all away ps forgot to mention the billions we send overseas for aid to countries that can afford a space program like India. so heres to Rangers and anyone else who can stick it to them.

PS do you think Dermot made his billions by being 100% above board there is no such thing as a honest billionaire Dermot is just a very clever billionaire lol where as murry wasnt so clever lol {Ed007's Note - What a complete load of total drivel. As Benjamin Franklin once said 'In this world nothing can be said to be certain, except death and taxes.' Everyone needs to pay taxes, why should Rangers be any different?}

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Rangers are no different but why should big corporate business get away with it did you by any chance see the program on the world cup bid the amount of concessions that were being made to fifa were ridiculous tax exemptions etc you said everyone has to pay tax and i agree so why shouldn't fifa. {Ed007's Note - FIFA is a non-profit organization, and redistributes all its revenues, after costs. Why should they be treated any differently from any charity?}

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Hey Ed get Real m8 fifa are a non profit organization? Fifa are more corrupt than the Sicilian Mafia and if you cant see that then you need to go to spec savers fifa redistribute a lot of its revenue in brown paper bags to sitting members {Ed007's Note - Well obviously you don't know much about how the game is ran. FIFA are a registered non profit organisation (charity) and are allowed the same benefits as a charity because of this. I suggest you read up on the subject. Whatever goes on behind the scenes does not come into it, it is the official status of the organisation:

www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-13616328

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Yea yea the old mentality of if you cant see it it aint happening i try to have a reasonable debate but you twist things to suit your argument i have noticed on many occasions that you have pointed to your readers the rangers tax case blog as if it is the unadulterated gospel when on the site the author claims to have inside info on how what Rangers did was illegal well if this is the case then he should put up or shut cause even the taxman has not determined if it was legal or not. this site is just like that site ran by celtic supporters for celtic supporters as long as you slag of Rangers it will be posted regardless of it is truthful or not but whoa betide anyone who says anything derogatory about the glasgow celtic its fans manager or board of directors. {Ed007's Note - You are delusional. Are you trying to tell me that FIFA are not a registered charity? I think the people who run football know a bit more about it than either me and you. If you look at the top of the page you will see it is called 'celticrumours', so of course it is a site for CFC fans, does that make sense to you? It is the whole point of the site. I answered a question regarding FIFA and taxes and you twist that to having a dig at Rangers? Has your paranoia reached such levels now that it is warping your ability to follow a simple train of though or apply common sense to a situation? As for posts slagging off Rangers, of course I am going to post them, it is banter and very funny after all. If you can't handle any bantering then maybe you should stick to your own site where everybody thinks HMRC are just going to go away and your club is in a very strong position with your new billionaire owner. One last point with 'your put up or shut up' quip, HMRC are putting up and not shutting up, it seems Rangers are the ones who aren't putting up but have most definitely shut up. If it is all lies, let Mr Whyte serve writs on people as would be normal for anyone facing such 'slanderous' and 'libellous' allegations. I wonder why he hasn't, surely there can't be any truth in all these made up stories about tax evasion, paying players in shares, Mr Bain fearing there will be no company to claim his unfair dismissal case against, mortgaging catering income, unpaid legal fees etc?? And people say CFC fans are paranoid!}

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Ed FIFA is a non profit organisation the members of FIFA make an absolute fortune, this cannot be denied. I think however that the reader maybe getting his wires crossed with UEFA as they rotten to the core! However didnt FIFA hire and keep employing and BACKING Jack Warner ?! Jack Warner is a parasite living of the wealth of the game. I know it wasnt FIFA but he was representing FIFA (and this is just one case) when it came to Trinidad in one of the world cups. Not a single player from the Trinidad squad was paid for the world cup no basic pay no bonus' ... nothing .... the money was given to Warner and his asscociates and to this day none of has been seen .... I think it was an interview with Shaka Hislop i seen. Jack Warner was arep for FIFA and was is as corrupt as they come. {Ed007's Note - I wasn't denying any of the wrong doings that go on, we all know about that, I was only explaining why FIFA don't need to pay taxes.}

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ED your reply to the first post: Everyone has to pay tax: I can just picture you each week or month opening your payslip (Thats if you work, most of yous dont LOL) and smiling at how much tax you have been deducted, thinking to yourself " Thats fine coz I have to pay that" I dont think so somehow, I bet its OH MY GOD!! Is that about right eh ED {Ed007's Note - My accountant handles my tax returns. If you get a pay packet, then your tax is already deducted, so you still pay tax? I take it you have never worried about PAYE or NI seeing as you seem to be struggling to understand the basic concept of taxation.}

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06 Sep 2011 09:56:14
To all you Celtic fans who are going to make a fool of yourselves by doing a Beachball Sunday, can you just all be pointed out to one thing. The 3 cities you are going to be playing in are no where near a beach and you will all find that the cities are well in towards the middle of their countries. I know you all were not educated much but come on guys dont make a fool of yourselves. I for one will be Pi**ing myself at you all if you do. Beachballs, Li-lo,s thats made my day, Rennes, Madrid, Udinese, yes go and lie on the stone pavements.Mind you, you all done it at Sevilla at the final where there was no beaches either

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Least we dont leave policemen lying dazed on pavements like you lot did in Manchester.

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Dont forget rome ,barcelona romania and villareal , just about anywhere in europe they have been sent .i remember murray saying he would make rangers feared in europe truth is they always have been any city they are sent to is usually terrified.

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Ahhhhh have you never heard of a water park in a city ya thick knuckle dragger. Bigirishmac

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Aye and uz done it when uz went o Manchester, before uz wrecked the place and shamed the whole of Scottish football as usual. Beat it ya mug.

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Correction one policeman mate , 30 of you lot took him a "square go"

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A bet bigirishmac isnae irish JMGERS {Ed007's Note - How much? I'll take that bet.}

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06 Sep 2011 08:33:02
Ed,why are comments not being accepted when you try and write something under a pic in the sightings sections?Not seen any new comments for a while now.

Jungle Bhoy. {Ed007's Note - I will let the techno guys know about it.}

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06 Sep 2011 06:48:22
For frig sake fellas......don't we have better stuff to talk about than Rangers? Let them get on with their business and we can get on with ours.

On a totally different note...here's a wee bit of interesting trivia I hadn't heard before. I wonder how many of you have heard it.........

Apparently there are fewer hat tricks scored every season in the Bundesliga than any other national league.

The reason? To qualify as a hat trick in Germany all 3 goals must be scored in the same half (45mins) and there must be no other goals scored by other players between all 3 goals.

I read this in a book by John Motson so I assume there must be some degree of truth in it. Just thought I'd share it with you as I found it quite interesting.

ChrisBhoy

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06 Sep 2011 03:26:37
If the bhoys and ghirls do decide to take the piss on Beachbaw sunday , maybe they should just change the lyrics alittle.....

God pay oor gracious queen
Cos we've not got a bean
God pay oor queen

Send her post-dated cheques
We're in it up to oor necks
Fat sally has filled his keks

God pay oor queen


GIRFUY

jimi88

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Like the words but couldnt bring myself to sing that f**king tune

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Pure kwality big man lmao
the wan n only

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06 Sep 2011 02:11:53
just seen this and thought id post it, this team have a lot of baggage and seem to get the right results through protests and appeals starting to worry now a wee bit

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Swiss_Cup

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