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06 Apr 2012 22:21:21
Evening ladies/gents, check out wee Lenny's tweet.....
Neil Lennon @OfficialNeil
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"sun last week...snow this week just need the hail hail for next week"
Class.....
Miko x
06 Apr 2012 21:36:27
Here is a post from the Shame's page:
"Why don't we just boycott all the company's that we owe money to, after all they are the people bringing us to our knees. Lets return the favour. I for one wont be using the newsagents in Copland Rd again!"
They truly deserve being labelled The Shame.
How low can they get.
Sounds like a troll to me
Its a rankers thing
Beating chastards lol ...b
As a rangers fan came on here to say Well Done to you - you played magnificently today and deserve the league. Very disappointed at the quote from a so called fellow "fan" - we have been saying to make sure all the small businesses get paid etc - god knows we dont want others facing the wall cos of what has happened to us!! Have fun tonight bhoys! xx
I don't even stay near the copland road so of course I'm not gonna use it!
06 apr 2012 20:28:10
jelly & icecream, tomorrow,for the bhoys & ghirls at kilmarnock. over at ibrox they will be getting a wee taste of sweet & sour with there chineese offer, when it all goes tits up, hail hail
06 Apr 2012 19:27:37
Evinguu, just phoned up Ibrokes for list of companies they still deal with
and was given this list......
Pawnbrokers -Den of Antiquities and
Shylock Graspall
Meat Company
Hogg and Lamb
Loan Company
Bank, Rupp and Baroque
Accountants
Cook, Books and Hyde
Law Firm
Howe, Dewey,Cheatem and Wynn
and this company of Administrators
Doolittle and Dalley (c)
Timalloy
Haha tim like it, think we are doing the Ed's head in yet?
Evinguu {Ed007's Note - I'm fine mate.}
On a more serious note the Daily Rangers list of the debt trail lists a debt of £372 to Disclosure Scotland. Whats that all about I wonder.
To dude above, I saw that too, they will have youth coaches and other workers that do stuff for kids so will need to have the Disclosure/PVG checks. I cant remember how much a disclusre check is ( dont tell my bosses, i should know) But thats what it will be for. Just another case of them not paing their dues sadly.
Evinguu
When i applied for a disclosure for work i had to send the fee with my
application
Thats the way it should work, but we are talking about Rangers here, they dont even clear their tab with the local newsagent!!
Its the only thing i can think its for, but could be wrong (usually am lol)
Evinguu
06 Apr 2012 19:19:57
For a wee giggle heres A few Anagrams of Rangers Football Club
Fool Gallant Scrubber
An ultra cobblers flog
Globular noble crafts
bloaters can bullfrog
cun*s barrel goofball
not crab, bullfrog sale
golf or carnal stubble
large factor bull snob
flog blob nuclear star
fart on scrollable bug
long fart as cruel blob
fun large scrotal blob
Ok thats enough for now me thinks
Evinguu {Ed007's Note - You have too much time on your hands!!}
Haha ed, it is kinda sad isnt it? and on a friday night aswell lol
But theres plenty more to come!
Evinguu
To keep it fair.
Celtic Football Club
Club collect fat boil
Evinguu
(not very proud of himself)
Hey Evinguu, you are trespassing on my pitch, if you continue with the jokes, I will start writing long boring blogs!!
LOL Timalloy
PS then I will ask Pat to write a 1000 word blug that you (evinguu) must translate perfectly to all the english eds....
Ah tim i cant help it, anagrams were mentioned and its got me going...
for example ... Rangers FC in administration = fantastic riding in randsomer, trim dear financing arsonist lmao
Evinguu
Sugar hit send text too soon, im up for your suggestions Timalloy lol
Evinguu
(becoming more proud of himself again lol)
06 Apr 2012 18:29:25
I have just heard the official reason that Celtic wont be presented with the spl trophy if they get the point that they require tomorrow. It appears that Craig Whyte has lost the ticket for the pawn shop.
67COATBRIDGE
06 Apr 2012 18:21:44
whit aboot:Internashinul Ostriches United" ur iou fur shoart?
Pat as usual brilliant LOL Timalloy
06 Apr 2012 18:12:37
here ed brekkin news " eftur much searchin thru glesga av actualy found 2 co's thatur NO owed munie fae the guvun lepers,here iz that no a new name ? plus they nevut change thur spotz tae ed
here ed ahv jist foned up EXIT n thur shut fur the hoalidays?wtf?
06 Apr 2012 17:05:45
Evinguu, I have picked up your challenge to rename our Govan neighbours, how about these?......
Axis Of Ignorance
Blue Balls of Destiny
Pigs Might Fly
Pimp my Side
The Y-Nots
Snakes on a Field
and two anagrams, can you guess?
Woozy Bankers
and my own favourite....
BEATING CHASTARDS!
Bhoys/Ghirls lets have your names/anagrams
Timalloy
Timalloy I really like axis of ignorance, however I feel this would be an awesome band name.
I do like an anagram or spoonerism though.
I was more thinking we could have companies as a sponsored team name like Bodyform Rangers because they are a gaggle of c**t rags lol
Evinguu
Evinguu, I always get my anagrams and spoonerisms mixed up, but i heard Craig Whytes boy was born with a "silver spoonerism" in his mouth but his dad pawned it... LOL Timalloy
06 Apr 2012 15:59:14
here ed av jist came acrose that wee guy fae sing ah pour wee bill ng ( ah thote thit sumbidy hid mist an" i "out ae hiz furst n secund namz bit naw)
he says thru n interpritur thit he waanta tae get oan the side ae the bears so theyl like um so hes been telling me a couple a jokes rite,
Ed Zachary Disease
A wuman was very distraut it the fakt thit she hud no hid a date or any sex in quite sometime. She wiz feart thit there might be something wrang wae hur, so she decided to employ the medical expertise of a sex therapist. Her doaktur recommended that she go see Dr. Chang, the well known Chinese sex therapist, so she did. by the waey.
Upon entering the examination room, Dr. Chang said, "OK, take off all you crose."
The woman did as she was telt.
Noo, get doon and craw reery reery fass to odder side of room."
Again, the woman did as she was instructed.
Dr. Chang then said, "OK, now craw reery reery fass back to me."
So she did.
Dr. Chang slowly shook hiz heed and sade, "Your probrem vewy bad. You haf Ed Zachary Disease, worse case I ever see, dat why you not
haf sex or dates." Confused, the wuman asked, "Oh my God, Dr. Chang, what
is Ed Zachary dizeez?"
Dr. Chang looked the wuman in the eyes and sade, "Ed Zachary disease is when your face rook Ed Zachary rike your arse."
whit dae ye think ed?
Wee Pat, you should be on the telly, brilliant wee man LOl Timalloy
06 Apr 2012 15:31:12
howdy pertnurs, hi my names big bill millur, you might remebur me from the simpsons & high chapelhall, also the magnifisent 6 ( one was towed away) & lastly the sopranoz, I apreshiate that you mite not no me across the pond but I've been involved in sum fancy goins on across her,yup, so get used to the fact that I'l be comin to a t.v near you soon with ma big brash son of a bitch fat face glarin it you thru your screens soon ,aftur I buy your little soccer team the texas rangurs yeeeeee haaaaa,so iz eddie murfy would say " getofukoutahere!
hey I'm keen to learn the way you scotch guys talk so here goes " away ye go an bile yer ain heed as i'm goin tae my wee hoose oan ma prairie"
how was that wee pat?
fk sake why me ed, it wiz wurse wae the germin ffs
mind you ah mite be aboot tae go intae bizzo mode!! the saries jist goat in a bukkin bronco bae coinsidunce, n a did say bukkin!
06 Apr 2012 14:55:31
Posted to Rangers site a while ago. A guy signed off with WRTP. Which i asked if it was them getting ready for liquidation meaning We Remember The People. Which i thought by my low standards was a rather witty retort.
A well Disappointed
Evinguu
Meant to say tried to get posted to :(
Ed how do i make a serious complaint about the site? lol, sorry just thought i would say that as not seen it being asked for in a while :)
Evinguu {Ed007's Note - Your complaint is noted. Now stop moaning or I will ban you :-) See how easy the system works!!!!}
Warning heeded lol Ed it is a marvelous system, why i like the site :)
Evinguu
The moment I see a post signed off that starts 'We'...are whatever, it loses all credibility for me.
I can't take it seriously lol Mrs E
We ur gonae get meried hows that mrs e?
here diz the "e" staun fur extisy cos thats wit yur gonae be in if ah get ma wee clammy hauns oan ye?
anonie moose
Here mate iz that name a anngiagram ae evinin you?
Pat it can mean anything you want ...... oh wait ive seen the way your mind can work sometimes... it doesnt mean anything you want... so erm yes that is precisely what it means .... good guess , Take thiose 5 gold stars from rangers as reward .... well they have to go somewhere when the club goes caput! :)
in saying that whats Laugherty gonna do with his tatoo if they get stripped of titles? Unlikley they will of course but poor Laugherty, will have an effin stupid tatoo....oh wait he already has a load o them!
(Got outta that name one tho Ed) lol
Evinguu
I'm speechless anonie moose lol
Evinguu..they're not gold stars, they're just stars. ~ Mrs E
Mrs e ye nevur asurd ma kwestyin agane!
ed yul need ate help me here wae mrs e?
dae yur cilla blak thing surprise surprize {Ed007's Note - Do you think Mrs E looks like Cilla Black then wee man? I would say Mrs E started her lollipop woman career when Cilla was at primary school.}
Thurs nuthin wrang wae the muture wuman ed thurs ah site full ae thum,fact veras oan wan noo fur hur vajazzles,its cauld
TOM cat vajs ( ah thote cougar wiz ah bit rough) mind you she hiz been new turd
Oops silly me Mrs E. Well pat you are only getting 5 plain bog standard stars for your earlier powers of deduction dude.
Sounds like youve pulled though Mrs E!!
Evinguu
It stands for Emerald. This is my birthstone, favourite colour and favourite gem.
I have a ring with an emerald stone but feel free to buy me another one as an apology for saying i'm ahem 'mature' Mrs E {Ed007's Note - When I was younger everything started with an E ;-)
Remember that song ed?If i remember right it was by E-zee Pozzee.I was a cheesy quaver in the 90s.
Jungle Bhoy. {Ed007's Note - E-Zee Pozzee and MC Kinky I think it was. }
Remember seeing them in Heaven in Glasgow.1990 i think.
Jungle Bhoy. {Ed007's Note - Ooofftt there's a name I haven't heard in many a long day. Those were the days.}
07 Apr 2012 00:54:12
Here's the vid for it ed.Sounds so slow now.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=tv1_epNEK5s
Jungle Bhoy. {Ed007's Note - I am cringing at that :-)
06 Apr 2012 13:44:35
Georgia-based Bill Miller is the tycoon behind the US bid to take over Rangers.
The 64-year-old made his fortune with a vehicle towing company but his track record in sport includes an unsuccessful stock car league that was designed to rival NASCAR...lol
Well they need someone to tow them to them to the scrapheap.
Brekkin news ma bhoays " bill miller lite the americun milyunair who iz eftur the curruntz,n who is the ownur ae a caur towin co in usa hiz hid hiz caur towed away fae the stv stewdioz am sorie tae say , my names JON MACKAY,ovur tae you RAHMAN!"
A spokis min fae " wee pats towing away co so it iz plc" sade hee haw tae bul millur lite, n anybidy thit wants tae hire a stretch limo fur weddins n staggies cotact me it,01417171 1888, so its hee haw fae me n YEE HA fae hum
here boab did ye untie that hoarse fae the bak?
Here pat, you didnt happen to 'pick' up a silver mazda 5 from the side of the A90 near perth yesterday afternoon did you?
My family had a broken down motor stolen from there before they could get back to it with a truck ( idiots didnt have AA recovery or similar thru their insurance) If so youve done them a wee favour in terms of thier insurance claim! cheers !
As i always say the best thing to ever come out of Dundee is the A90!
Evinguu
Evinguu, heard they are remaking a popular television series that David Jason starred in only this time Craig Whyte has lead in this series called
The Darling "prods" must pay!
LOl Timalloy
Fk sake mate av goat enuff probs stealin motors thit urnae brokin doon, it seems thit eftur we steel thum then they brek doon
06 Apr 2012 13:08:25
Maybe if the bears liquidate and come back as Tennants Super Rangers FC or whatever. We could change our clubs name, im sure we could do this as we are still solvent to be something like the Guiness Celtic Warriors or soemthing. I like my North American sports names! maybe im onto something here??
I am only kidding there is only one Celtic, thats it!
Although it is an idea for a rangers newco!
Evinguu
WHIT ABOOT THE DIV 3 GATECRASHURS!
jist ah thot hows you big ed wae the big ed? {Ed007's Note - I'm not bad thanks Pat.}
Whit makes ye think its me, a meen pat? {Ed007's Note - I felt a tremor in The Force.}
Huv you goat loaked up agane?
or ur yur stools oan the move? {Ed007's Note - No the stools are still in the kitchen.}
The GovanTax Dodgers est2012..up to our knees in EBTS......stevo
Lol Stevo. Up to our knees in EBT's, surrender claims or we'll die, for we are the Govan tax Dogers boys ..... a much more PC version of an infamous song :)
I still really like the idea of a company sponsoring their new name, means they can make a few pennies and keep Rangers in it..... The Rangers 'Tena Lady' Wanderers FC also has a good ring to it. The Rangers Sour 'Apple' FC, 'Next' Rangers FC ( thats a good one if i do say so myself), The 'Lidl' Rangers FC anyone any other ideas ? i think some could be quite good!!
Evinguu {Ed007's Note - I quite like Zombie-Rangers F.C.}
If the Yank takes over how about The Loan arRangers
Typical you iz if zombies ur no fritenin enuff you huv tae say zombie rangurs?
alfred cock hitch,
dont wurrie its awrite noo ed
Haha ed, is that not more a description of the fans than a club name? But you could make them have to dress up like zombies when they play, And with the amount of money a new co will prob have the players they can buy will be about as good as a zombie at football lol That said there are a few in celtics ranks that would fit those categories too. Prob myself included lol
Evinguu
06 Apr 2012 11:36:41
Apparently Craig White ran up £55m debt in 6 months! You've got to hand it the awkward little fella! He is right up there with the guy that sold the old London Bridge to the yanks - they were expecting Tower Bridge! (true story by the way).
Anyway, i digress. The Daily Record timeline on the 'crisis', they forget who they are......may as well have a headline saying it was 'The Daily Record Wot Won It!' "We broke the story...."
They told us CW's "wealth was off the radar", "billionaire", "war chest" etc etc.
And 1 line about Sir Duped Murray "facing critiscism"!!! Daily Ranger indeed.
kbt1978
06 Apr 2012 11:27:29
Just got sent the following FOI request respone (wasnt me who sent it)
Our ref: Fol/12/00351 2b March 2012
Dear Ms Stevens
Thank you for your request dated 18 February under the Freedom of Information (Scotland)
Act 2002 (FOISA) for:
"In a recent television interview the First Minister revealed that he had spoken to HMRC in
relation to tax owing by Rangers Football Club"
1. "all correspondence (including email correspondence)between the First Minister's office
and HMRC on this subject during the period from 2006 to 2012."
2. "all records that you have in relation to telephone calls between the First Minister's and
HMRC on this subject during the period from 2006-2012."
3. "Can you please send me all correspondence between the First Minister's Office and
Rangers FC (including email correspondence and all correspondence with the Administrator
of Rangers FC) on any subject during the period from 2006-2012."
We have now completed our search for the information you requested, details are below.
1. Following a search of our paper and electronic records, I have established that the
information you require is not held by the Scottish Government.
2. I can confirm that the Scottish Government does hold information considered to be within
the scope of your request. However, an exemption under section 28(1) of FOISA (relations
within the UK) applies. This exemption applies because disclosure of the information would
be likely to prejudice substantially relations between the Scottish and UK Governments.
As the exemption is conditional we have applied the 'public interest test'. This means we
have, in all the circumstances of this case, considered if the public interest in disclosing the
information outweighs the public interest in applying the exemption. While we recognise that
there is some public interest in release because of the ongoing interest in Rangers FC, the
information in question would not add significantly to public knowledge. It is outweighed by
the greater public interest in maintaining good relations between the Scottish and UK
Governments.
3. Seven letters relating to your request have been attached below. Personal contact
information of individuals has been redacted under the exemption at section 38 1(b) of the
Freedom of Information (Scotland) Act 2002, as disclosing that information would contravene
the data protection principles set out in the Data Protection Act 1998. It may be helpful if I
explain that it is the practice of the Scottish Government to congratulate individuals and
teams on their success. No further information applicable to this request is held by the
Scottish Government.
Now the letters attached are just all Salmond arse licking Walter and his winning of titles and how him reaching the final in 2008 was one of the finest managerial accomplishments he has seen. So nothing really incriminating.
However the response to request parts 1 and 2 i feel is shocking!! ! - we do not hold this info..... eh??11 why not all correspondance by our First Minister should be recorded and logged especially when it is done under his name and under his position as first minister.
Then also saying (in point 2)we have information about this but we wont give it to you as it is not in the public interest in regards to relations between the UK govt and scottish one!! this also stinks!! If that is not incriminating then i seriously do not know what is!!
Oh also to anyone who has seen it, the letters from Bain and Walter, the header says RFC founded 1873 on one letter and RFC founded 1872 on another.... which year was it?? make your minds up eh!!
Evinguu
Evinguu, did you really expect them to hand over all letters, when dealing with politicians expect nothing then you wont be disappointed. We all know that anything to do with RFC (IA) the truth never surfaces without some major pushing hail hail Timalloy
Hey ed ah really like 1872 bit then agane ah really like 1873 ah dont no which wan tae choose....
thurs only wan waey tae find ooooot FIGHTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
Timalloy, Oh you are right, i think they have basically just shot themselves in the foot there. They could have gotten away with saying there is info like this but we cannot release it due to data protection. But no they said it could cause (this is simplified) worsened relations between the scottish and UK governments. Now im sorry if there is information bandying about that could cause problems between governments then it is definatley in the best interests of the public that they disclose it so we know exactly whats going on!!
Thats what stinks here, It certainly is not a suprise, but this really peed me off lol
Evinguu
06 Apr 2012 11:20:00
See this Rangers fighting fund, is it to pay foe another pay for another "trip" to Manchester?
Pedro
Picture the scene the date iz 2013 & in the local papurz iz this:
" SALTMARKET WEEKLY"
today at the glesga distrikt court a petition wiz razed aganst the club formuly nown iz rangurs noo nown iz RANGE, thit they failt tae paey a fine thit wiz imposed oan thum bae the sfa in respekt ae thur registrashun fees fur the upcomin seasin fees fur div 3 entrie, a spokesmin sade thru hiz agint ( iz hiz cliunt wiz toastin his arse in the riviera) mr whyte has sade thit he sent a check in the post a week ago n due tae hum no pittin ah stamp oan it is they noo cost £ 5.70 , thit he expectit tae be sellin the club tae a cumpiny nown iz " nites" although anithur co nown is " sharks" ur stul mullin owur thur offur, duff n duffur say they shood be gettin offurs fur the div 3 club befour the end ae the 2014/ 2015 seezin anywaey wan ae they muppits wull huv tae stump up iz wee craigo's buzy lookin it uthur mer importint things ,"
the old managir ally mcmoist sade from ward 3 ae caurstairs secure unit hoaspitul,"YUVVBFTESCCYTICCUUO, so ther craigo ahl get you ya wee bstd,!"
( ok nuse sedate um agane n pit the resraintz bak oan!"
06 Apr 2012 11:02:46
Not a lot of news in the printed
press about Celtic. Thats good for
me as it lets us get on with the
business of running our great club.
It lets the team get on with their
training with no interuptions from the
media hounds whose hearts are
breaking with the news from ipox.
Hope CFC are selective on which
press members they speak to in the
future. CM
06 Apr 2012 10:19:52
Finally a Scottish journalist has broken ranks and confirmed what we all knew for years. So for all the 'paranoia' jibes aimed at us do youthink Traynor et al will comment on this in the DR? Don't hold your breath!
Shameful that it has taken an English journalist to bring this into the mainstream, although it was know about. Where is the journalistic integrity?
graham spiers on succulent lamb culture
Alex Thomson is a fantastic journalist. Hope he keeps on investigating Scottish
football and those connected with it.
I await with interest the comments of the
governing bodies on the shame that rangers have brought to the game.
Is Campbell Ogilvie still in his job?
06 Apr 2012 00:03:21
If "the shame" are allowed to continue in any shape or form i think we should all just pack it in. That or run up £134,000,000 worth of debt on what we fancy(best not include the £100,000,000 murray claims to have lost on top of that. No wonder he got that knighthood for such business acumen) might i suggest all season tickets are free next year (say 45,000 at £400 each on average a mere 18 million ) leaving 116 million perhaps we could buy mcgregor davis naismith whitaker to bolster the reserves and murray park(would need to re-name or not thinking about it) that would leave 100 million of stolen money maybe pique and vidic to sort centre defence and ronaldo up front should be about right. Any nhs patients we could just take on ibroke tour.