Celtic Banter Archive January 05 2012

 

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05 Jan 2012 23:23:55
Happy new year Ed007, have a good one

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Bosley. {Ed007's Note - You too Bosley mate. Mind the gap ;-)

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Aye B*wsley, mind the gap ya donk! lol

Miko x {Ed007's Note - Play nice Miko.}

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Oi Miko rap it
CB

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Sorry Miko got that one wrong
i ment Rap it Bosley ya ........
CB {Ed007's Note - Quick backtrack anyone??}

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Oh you are just loving this eh??
By the looks of it I might have to wait until 2moro as it looks like he's off to his bed?
Ah well, something to look forward to eh guy's??
I've got to take it on the chin.......
CB {Ed007's Note - Miko doesn't sleep.....he waits.}

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Lol, no worries pal.

Miko

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Miko dosen't sleep he waits......WTF you are a .........
Mrs E help me out here he's stirring it up bigtime!!
ssssssssssshhhhhhhhiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiittttttttteeeeee
CB

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Well I sleep Ed............
Miko when you do read this I profusely apologise, I read a comment completely wrong and thought that you were a Rankers Man.
I cannot apologise enough for this slanderers comment.
I fully expect and deserve a barrage of abuse as I know what I would do if somone called me a Rankers person.
Ed however has been stirring it bigtime and is loving every minute of it!!
yours sincerely CB
(head hung in SHAME!) :( {Ed007's Note - I only posted what you said.}

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Miko OMG i'm so sorry bud, i'm glad you hear.
Please accept my apologise.
See that bloody Ed!!
Cheers for being cool now i'm off to bed before I do anymore damage......................
(Miko dosent sleep he waits??WTF Ed??) I can picture you laughing now!!
Right I've had enough Nite all esp Miko.
Cheers bud I'm forever in your debt.
As for you Ed this is'nt over!! ;) LOL
GoodNite Guys, I'm glad I managed to give you all a laugh!!
CB {Ed007's Note - Night CB mate. Remember....sleep with one eye open ;-)

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Miko does 'post' a lot on the Rangers page..sends them loads of love & kisses lol Mrs E

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You don't post what I comment when we get beat tho do you.......
CB {Ed007's Note - If you sign it mate it's 99% chance of going up unless it doesn't meet site rules. People who sign off always get priority and a bit of leeway.}

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Cheers Miko your a Gentleman.
Nite
CB

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05 Jan 2012 23:05:17
I was just lookin at possible 1st teams if every1 is fit and sadly I can't see brown gettin in2 the 1st team as atm players such as ledley, kayal, wanyama, forrest and possibly ki are all ahead of him do we need to sell or let them battle it out for positions {Ed007's Note - Brown is one of the first names on the team sheet.}

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Another dissenter Ed! lol

Miko x {Ed007's Note - I know Miko. He who laughs last.......}

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Yeh for me Ledley,brown and Jamesy are on the team sheet before it's even posted. Ki over brown?? Not a chance man!!!
CB67

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Have to agree..Brown was sorely missed ! Mrs E

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It's a bloody nap! Even that person Miko knows it too and he's a near in the wids!!
Only Kidding Miko.
Happy new year Bud, hope you had a better one than your team did ;)
CB67 {Ed007's Note - LMAO Miko is one of us CB. See Miko, you're that crazy you have folk confused! This is getting posted, prepare for pelters....}

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Talking of bears...CB you missed a quote away down a bit 'You can keep your huddle as its what you have to do when you enter your caves.............'

I know its was meant as an insult but I found it highly amusing ! - Mrs E

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Really I was sure I've came across him on the Shames page......Sh&t sorry Miko!!
Nice one Ed you could have stopped that there.....Damn it.
See people Ed loves this stuff.....oh bugger I'm so sorry Miko.
To be fair I still wished you a happy new year but ah well it's been posted now.
Hasn't it......Ed!!!
CB67 awaiting a online kicking if anyone fancies watching? {Ed007's Note - Don't blame me. As if I would wind anyone up ;-)

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Yeah Ed you keep shining that Halo buddy bhoy, I'm glad I'm entertaining you and Mrs E. I just read it wrong!!
Having now looked back and read it properly I wasn't even paying attention.
Never mind as long as Ed and Mrs E are happy that's the main thing eh??
CB ;( {Ed007's Note - You dug yourself this hole ya loon lol.}

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Yes, yes I did!! You just came and put a big light over me tho!!
CB

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05 Jan 2012 22:44:36
Had to put this on the banter page...my son was playing FIFA & has 'announced' Jelavic and Allan McGregor have signed for QPR. He's 13 & says its gospel ! Mrs E

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05 Jan 2012 15:17:28
I see Craig Whyte is suing the S*n tabloid. Apparently they hacked his phone......and gave him a £10 top-up.

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Lol.he with orange?

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Yep, he's defo on Pay as you Go! lol

Miko

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05 Jan 2012 13:19:40
Afternoon ED007, just wanted to add my bit to various posters on both sites going on about possible signings. On bears site all you hear is "he is a tim" on Celtic site "he is Celtic daft or has Irish roots"
Can I remind everyone on our site our greatest ever manager Big Jock was a non Catholic, also Danny McGrain, Kenny Dalglish etc.. Today's team probably has less Catholic players than Rangers. We are no longer the "Pope's Eleven" which used to be shouted at Parkhead for years.
Over the years we have signed Chinese, Koreans, Japanese, Honduran, Israeli, Swedish, Danish, Dutch players etc.. Why? Because we are Celtic, we are an INCLUSIVE club, we welcome everybody to our great club.
I do not care if our next striker is Ian Paisley's nephew(what a coup that would be ha ha) as long as he scores goals for Celtic.
Our Celtic family is worlwide and we are proud of this. hail hail Timalloy {Ed007's Note - Both clubs have moved on Tim, it's just a pity some fans haven't.}

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I doubt McCoist and Co. would have the same opinion if a Catholic player became available just the moronic element of fans.

Billyboy1 {Ed007's Note - Exactly BB1. Wasn't much outrage when that big walloper Amo was holding trophies up was there? And what foot do Rino and Novo kick with ;-) Two heroes that some fans would love to see back. It does my head in reading posts that bring it up.}

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What are you trying to say in that post Timalloy? Pointless post if you ask me and a poor reply by BB1. If you never knew this BB1 over half of the Rangers 1st team are Catholics and half our squad. Do you here anyone kick up a fuss about it bb1? No neither do I. Catch a grip. Very poor OP.

{Ed007's Note - Read both sites and see how many post say stuff like 'He's one of them'.....'He's a Tim'.....'He's a Bluenose'. The point was it doesn't matter except to the sad individuals that worry about stuff like that and post it. Sensible people don't.}

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Unamed poster, if you had put a tag we could discuss points raised. Both myself and BB1 are saying it should not matter who Celtic/Rangers sign, as long as they play well for the team. Timalloy

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At the moment over at the "Shame" they would take the popes son if he was a good player!! It's just the idiots that think that Rankers need players such as Healy and Lafferty as we can all see its working very well for them!! 2 off the best strikers that Rankers have ever had!!
Actually heard this the other day, Healys last 3 clubs he's been at he's failed to score a single goal!!
And Sally to re-think Fleck's loan deal after him playing "decent" for one game? yes that's ONE game!! Just shows how desperate they really are!!
By the FF81 you called that one bud, (saying the loan deal would be put on hold after how well he played v Motherwell, when I thought they wouldn't change their mind after a single game of the guy playing well!!)
So well done "Auld Yin" LOL!!
CB67 ;)

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Ther best goal on mon was Steven craigans, a forward couldn't have scored it any better, Randolph rank on mon , poor attempted dives
ska bhoy

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05 Jan 2012 02:33:09
Celtic fc targets

Rhodes
St ledger
Gordon

For all 3 6mil
And that's what will give Celtic the edge to win it all what do u think bhoys and ghirls?

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St Ledger is pish,that is why he got relagated from the championship.Rhodes and Gordon are all good enough for the EPL.Gordon could easily move to another EPL club,if he is not in O Neils plans.And I reckon that he will be.He is back from injury now,played his first game in the reserves.After coming back from another horror injury.

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3.6M each IMO. Hudderfield issued a hands off warning and stuck a larger pricetag on him but no-one has tested their resolve, St. Ledger was only bought recently but maybe a bit cheaper, and Sunderland paid 10M for Gordon and he plays in the EPL.

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The guy vas teh( spelling) from charlton I think looks a good player, were we not interested in a defender from championship, Morrison, we need another bobo type player, big strong , And a precence, not chuffed if we are looking at bothroyd, hasn't done much at qpr, Andre blackman linked with loan to hibs ,I'd put bangura out on loan too, st Johnstone if the wedding singer gets move to mordor

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I don't know how many times I need to say it........ Rhodes will not go to Celtic!!
As much as I would love him to come to us it's never going to happen guy's!!
C'mon if the EPL teams are looking at him and they are why would he even contemplate coming to Scotland??
A young guy who could play against Man Utd,City,Aresnal,Spurs etc then get a good run in the European
Or on the other hand lets go and play the Mighty Aberdeen,Dundee Utd or Motherwell?? Whats that we've pulled Peterhead in the cup OMG I've loved them since I was a kid!!
Not a F&N chance will we see this guy at Celtic Park bhoys, and as I've said it's certainly not because I wouldn't like to see him with us cos i would love it to happen. But C'mon guys from his point of view who would you rather play against week in week out??
CB67

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05 Jan 2012 01:27:54
Why just cause we are a Scottish club let are players go cheap clubs from brazil don't they get top dollar and a sell on fee kayal ,ki, forrest goes I say slap 25mil on there heads and say we want 50% of the sell on fee but we mite take 19mil and 30% fee lol WE ARE CELTIC NOT TAX DODGERS when this fair play rule comes in u watch Celtic prosper Hail Hail


Plus with tax dodgers growing down the pan we can sit back with are debt free well apart from like 9 mil and laugh all the way to the bank unlike rangers that will soon be owned by a bank lol

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I agree - we should bleed the clubs down south dry. If they want the player bad enough they'll up their bid and if not they can walk. Look at Chelsea's bid for Luka Modric. Started at 20M and they eventually offered 45M. Modric is a special talent but nonetheless his importance to Spurs is as important as say Kayal for us.

On the flip side they put 2M pricetags on mediocre players which is a lot of money for Scottish clubs to spend on a single player.

I guess there's a balancing act to be done though. 10M means more to Celtic than 45M to Spurs and it'd be difficult to turn down while the player himself is also likely to want to go to the EPL. For example, 10M to the current management team would fund transfers for the best part of 2 seasons and won't upset anyone while 45M would only just about replace Luka Modric at Spurs.

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05 Jan 2012 01:04:15
What would your starting 11 be at the end of the January transfer window be? With the recent players linked with a transfer to the club.

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Don't think it will be far away from the starting line up from the Rangers game apart from Izzy at LB ,think it will change weekly cos we have good midfielders like Joe Ledley who would always be in my team.....DH

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05 Jan 2012 00:59:33
Just been reading on Man Utd banter page " The struggles of Man Utd "" What a post ,it's the longest I've ever seen good job the poster isn't a Rangers fan......DH {Ed007's Note - I had to read that mate, that is what you call a post.}

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The guy (or could be gal) sure knows what they're talking about ,would put our so called journos up here to shame.....DH {Ed007's Note - Puts all the wee snidey one line posts to shame a bit eh? lol That is what the English sites are like, look at Arsenal and LFC as well. They actually talk about things lol}

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05 Jan 2012 00:48:36
Up for sale

Rangers fc price 10bob oh that's after I get rid of all the best players so get get some of the cash I wasted buying a club that has a lot of hype but anti-football don't get u now where and paying all the officials is starting to cost me a lot more than its worth :-)

Craig whyite or tax dodger lol

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