Celtic Banter Archive February 05 2012

 

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05 Feb 2012 22:53:19
"The Rangers bid was nowhere near our valuation but I told Grant what was going on and he gave absolutely no indication that he wanted to talk to them, he said.

"If he had it might have been different. So while it was a flattering offer, I never expected him to want to leave. Mind you, if it had been Celtic, I would have driven him up there myself!"

You've got to love Paul Lambert. Mrs E {Ed007's Note - I call Lambert Mini-MON, every time I see him I half expect him to have an Irish accent!!!}

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05 Feb 2012 21:34:02
Well ed. At long last the blue nose's are venting their anger. Great to see them getting march over by a bunch of orangemen lol. If Carlsberg could do Tax cases...... Lol. Bigirishmac {Ed007's Note - It's just another nail in the coffin BIM.}

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05 Feb 2012 20:29:05
If you go down to Ibrox today your in for a big surprise. If you go down to Ibrox today you'll never believe your eyes. Cos The Anticoist he has no cash And there's no place to sing the sash Today's the day the teddy bears had ther pitch nicked....DH

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The last time you went down to Ibrox you got humped!

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Lot a time on your hands to make up songs. U must have ***ners a pals.

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05 Feb 2012 20:15:10
Michelle Mone has brought out the new"Rangers Bra" it has no support and the tits fall out the cup all the time.......DH

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You'd think youse held the title the way yous crack jokes.

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You'd think that your club wasnt about to be dissolved and that you just got a hiding off dundee utd with ur cheek bawbag lolol Not welcoming any chase now r we??

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05 Feb 2012 20:06:18
wots up on here today?slower than a week as a gers supporter,artybhoy

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Think our ED007 is off tonight, hence the slow updates hail hail Timalloy {Ed007's Note - I am here Tim, my wee princess niece has pneumonia, I am a wee bit behind with everything but trying to catch up, sorry everyone.}

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Ed hope everyfin is ok take time and u dont need to reply,so sort fings out and take your time m8,ps overjoyed at the result 2day propably my last post so goodnite and hope everyfin is allrite,stef1967 {Ed007's Note - Thanks Stef mate. Goodnight, take care.}

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ED007 sorry to hear about your niece, will include her in my prayers Timalloy {Ed007's Note - Thanks Tim mate.}

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Sorry tae hear that mate. Hope she's ok.
Dtp89 {Ed007's Note - Thanks a lot.}

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Ed007:wee soul.get her tucked up n into the calpol. always worked for me. hope she's better soon...green jhedi {Ed007's Note - Thanks mate, she is at her own house now, but was took into hospital on Friday.}

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Sorry to hear ed hope everything's ok

Paddy

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Sorry to hear about your wee niece ed,have a wee girl of my own who is not long out of Yorkhill,shes ok now,but know what her parents are going through,send my best wishes to her mum and dad,will be in mine and Mrs MACCAS prayers.MACCA {Ed007's Note - Thanks very much Macca, appreciated mate.}

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05 Feb 2012 19:36:42
Rangers won 3-2 today! Apparently Craig Whyte negotiated a deal where Rangers can use goals from the next 2 years of Scottish Cup games this year!..............Stevie

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Lmao might have to borrow that one , fab1

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Choked on my shredies lol

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05 Feb 2012 19:18:03
Who's that coming over the Hill?
Can't be Rangers fans, they are all hiding under their beds, too scared to come out!
To paraphrase one of our own
The BATTLE is OVER
The TREBLE'S been WON!
PS sorry I mentioned roast ostrich earlier, wee fat Sally has been phoning me every ten minutes, asking where he can get some!
PPS wonder where the SFA will send Celtic next Dundee, Aberdeen, Dingwall?
LOL Timalloy

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05 Feb 2012 18:52:42
Evening Ed. Apparently the rangers fans had a fancy-dress themed protest against craig whyte today. 30,000 of them dressed up as plastic seats =)
Kevbhoy

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05 Feb 2012 18:37:21
Well what an afternoons viewing that was, spellbinding stuff from the Arabs lol. Wonder where all the "peepo" we're today? Ha ha soooooo sweet.

Jamie Mac(WILL DO THE CONGA)

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05 Feb 2012 17:39:38
wondered where all the rangers supporters were today...
coincidence that b&q have announced increased sales since december of rope and joist hangers?
id be embarrased to be a gers fan atm...
the tax man is looming...
whilst the sandman had some fun in govan

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05 Feb 2012 17:27:57
Ally McCoist: Have recent results been getting you down? Why don't you try some jelly & ice cream? A perfect pick-me-up for a miserable day.

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Is somebody havin a party? ......green jhedi

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05 Feb 2012 17:26:31
Ejoyed my Sunday lunchtime roast, watching United "roast" the ostriches, then had a big plate of jelly and ice cream, then had a wee whisky VAT69 LOl Timalloy

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05 Feb 2012 16:59:18
u lot may be slating rangers just now but even if we go bust it would take ur lot 14 years to catch up! ooouuuccchhh worlds most succesfull club and theres nothing you can do WATP

FEENY

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Nae bother pal we have won titles league cups Scottish cup and of course the European cup something you will never see so go and take yer face for a s**te.

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Yes..you have excelled yourselves esp in European competitions and winning titles with 'money' your didn't have lol

Did you enjoy the game today...you would have thought mors 'fans' would have turned out for what could have been rangers last cup game ever

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Thats OK Feeny cos u lot had a 16 year head start and as for bein the most successful club in the world, you've never won the big one, although u went bankrupt trying. OUCH
Kevbhoy

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OUCH lol
POW! right in the kissa
love it
andybhoy

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Feeny , if Rangers go bust , there would be no Rangers , all Rangers history would be exactly that , HISTORY , the "New Rangers" would take 44 years to catch up with Celtic ya silly sausage , infact it would take 47 years as you'd be in Division 3 lmao .

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Yous all go on bowt 67 bloody hell uze are worse than the english wi 66 uze have done nothing in the champions league u won the old european cup beating 1 good team out of the 4 teams u played.


feeny

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Thats right real Madrid barca man utd man city chelsea Liverpool bayern Munich dortmund inter ac Milan Roma PSG Rennes list go on......... Are sh*ting them self when they play the mighty 54 league titles that are Glasgow rangers......

I'm sure if you went down south or any where in Europe & said aye am a rangers fan were the only team in the world to win 54 league titles wonder what they would say .... Or how long they would laugh for LOLOL

Lenny

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05 Feb 2012 15:50:43
That cellik boy was utter pish this afternoon. doesnt get much worse than being replaced with kerkar :D

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05 Feb 2012 15:40:12
Whyte declares 'for every £5 Celtic spend we will sell 10 fans' I wasn't aware we spent so much in the transfer window!!

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05 Feb 2012 15:21:46
When the Tic were goin through ther bad spell all the talk from the laptop loyal was how NL had "lost the dressing room" do u think now they will stop giving The Anticoist such an easy ride an show him up as the useless fat nob he is . Any other manager who gets put out of 4 cup competitions and loses a 15 point lead in the league would have been getting pelters from all sides of the media but no we can't slate our national treasure it's just not a done thing . Ally's no money blah blah blah ...b****cks he's brought in plenty players and every ones a fandan(apart from maybe Aluko but he bought himself) did u see the new Ladrup Mervan LoL. Just wondering if we will now eventually get to see a paper with the balls to show their club crest with a crack in it ...wouldn't hold my breath sorry for the rant bhoys and ghirls off out for afew beers .......DH

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They only crack the crest when u lose pre-season friendlys to Chelsea, (4-0 in US when MON was manager, think we were champs at time too!!) not that I hold a grudge! Leebhoy

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05 Feb 2012 14:57:25
Did you see all the "loyal" rangers fans at Ibrokes today? No? me neither ha ha
Also even less "loyal" fans with half an hour to go, all the "loyal" fans disappeared like snow off a dyke.
Any Ticketus directors watching must have been bricking themselves over their season ticket deal, who is going to pay that now?
Never mind ostriches, Whyte has a plan.......
anybody want to buy a big issue?? LOL Timalloy

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Never mind the Ticketus director bricking it.i bet the mug that leant Mr Whyte that quid is bricking now as well lol

Bhaldrick

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05 Feb 2012 14:44:03
lmfao.they,re worried they,ll be f?cked if aluko gets injured.if hes their best player,they,re totally f?cked.artybhoy

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05 Feb 2012 14:37:55
how did it take so long for the ref to book Bartley.

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Swaggers around with so much smugness for such a s**t player. how is he at arsenal?

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05 Feb 2012 14:14:48
i dont like to gloat at times like this,but f?ck it.why not?artybhoy

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05 Feb 2012 14:13:32
rangers must have sold about 30,000 fans during the transfer window.artybhoy

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A classic artybhoy.. green jhedi

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I am sure i read about them wearing blue in protest its amazing how they all managed to blend in with the stadium.

Ian

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05 Feb 2012 14:12:45
totally gutless and spineless performance from rangers and their fans today.totally deserve each other.lmfao,artybhoy

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05 Feb 2012 14:03:38
Afternoon,

Seems rangers are getting desperate and are releasing a new dart board to help raise funds for the tax case!!

Only problem is there's no double or trebles on it!!

Happy Sunday Bhoys n Ghirls

Cumby Bhoy

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05 Feb 2012 14:01:20
Big Bartley slept wi a fitba player, he's a total ned! Rubbish!

Not even 18,000 at today's game, I'm like a pig in sh*te at the moment, good times!

Miko x

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05 Feb 2012 13:39:29
take it a lot of coaches were unable to travel to ibrox today with all the bad weather overnight?lol.place is fecking empty,artybhoy

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05 Feb 2012 13:27:54
should aluko not be off for deliberate hand ball? green jhedi

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No.if the ref sends him off he cant play in the next round.oh well.wouldnt have mattered then,pmsl,artybhoy

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05 Feb 2012 13:20:38
What's got 4 legs and got more money than R@ngers?

Harry Redknap's dug!

Miko x

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05 Feb 2012 13:15:22
afternoon ed,hope dundee utd go so
i would wait till the final whistle
to see instead of sayin there thro
coz u never no,stef1967

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05 Feb 2012 13:08:59
Can i appologize to all Rangers fans , i used to think WATP was WE Are The People. I know realize i was wrong and its WHERE Are The People. Lol.
We want 5, we want 5.

Joehmo1888

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05 Feb 2012 13:02:48
Dundee utd are very worthy 2-0 leaders at the moment lets hope they keep it up ! On another note so much for the home support theres more utd fans


Skinnybhoy

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05 Feb 2012 12:58:18
Dundee Utd/Man Utd double, 18-1, just waiting on Man U now, lol

Miko x

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Just gets better and better, Sally legend,,!
Ska bhoy

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05 Feb 2012 12:53:28
just as shame sing scummy song about ...BOOM 2 down, have that lol

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05 Feb 2012 12:32:56
1-0 united woo hoo

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05 Feb 2012 12:12:47
here's another wee question for you ,, who is your least favourite tv pundit , ie most anti celtic pro rangers ,, mines would be andy walker , i can't believe that man ever played for celtic , f***** t**t

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Ian crocker.... If i had a pound for every time he says old firm during a game id be a feckin millionare also couldnt stand how hed say nachoo nouvooo!

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Craig burley. think the man needs his hole b4 a game.

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David F,,,enTanner, a matter of fact not heard anyone who is pro Celtic ......DH

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Hately.He cant see past Gers even if they arent playing the game he is commentating on.

Jungle Bhoy.

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Ron Aitkinson usa world cup 94
brazil leading 3-1 against holland in the quater final came out with this classic

If Brazil go on and win this game they will have a hard semi against sweden

Bhaldrick

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Every ex celt who is either in tv studio, on the radio or actually doing the live commentery never says anything positive about us walker,nicholas,burley,proven etc etc

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You guys shud listen to urselves, its embarrassing.

Drew

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C'mon guys! you all forgetting MURDO! always flies the green flag.....green jhedi

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Hansen
his thunderbird appearance irks me.
ol' charlie nicholas is also a bigger buzzkill than buzz killington.

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05 Feb 2012 00:29:58
15/2 for Dundee utd to win!
That's not bad at all, if. Was a betting man!
Cb

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I will take a bet that mr collum will see a penalty .
big paul

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