Celtic Banter Archive April 05 2019
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05 Apr 2019 21:42:23
Rumours that the GB banner/tifo tomorrow could cause widespread weeping and gnashing of teeth*.
*Panty-wetting optional.
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05 Apr 2019 22:34:03
I'm going to bring a spare pair just in case. Panties, not teeth.
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06 Apr 2019 01:45:25
The list of what isn't offensive will be shorter.
Probably a banner saying "Bhoys"
Which our fans will find offensive these days as it excludes our ghirl fans.
They will then have a petition to have a mixed gender team because this will further enhance our "special us" reputation tag.
So we can pretend most of Europe has a clue who we are.
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06 Apr 2019 08:59:00
Can’t see the gb holding up a banner just saying bhoys 😂.
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05 Apr 2019 19:47:00
Have a read at this link I was sent....
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05 Apr 2019 20:01:12
Someone should maybe remind the SFA/ SPFL of that! Lol.
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05 Apr 2019 20:19:45
Maybe they just change the rules to suit their brothers at the lodge.
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{Ed007's Note - It just shows how much the charges to Brown are "trumped up" as Neil Lennon said.}
05 Apr 2019 21:36:41
If we think it’s bad just now Ed next seasons going to be even worse!
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{Ed007's Note - Bad, funny, bantz, craic lol tomato potato 😉
06 Apr 2019 00:07:04
At least NL has the balls to speak up; whereas his predecessor was too worried about his tan, teeth and toeing the line. We need to defend ourselves against these liars and show some bottle.
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06 Apr 2019 09:15:58
Definitely agree about Lennon speaking up. He has never shirked away from a question and always says what he thinks.
Rodgers was always 'on stage' when he spoke to the media with the main aim of making himself look and sound good instead of telling it how it is. Lennon always brings a bit of fire and that's what makes the Sevvies hate him. Their problem, not his and fair play to him. HH.
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06 Apr 2019 09:29:39
where is the club's official response to all this?
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06 Apr 2019 10:16:31
Maybe there is a clause inserted that omits Scott brown from the same rules as everyone else - or CFC for that matter.
Feel their pain for the Broken club
No history
No class
No idea
And no trophies!
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05 Apr 2019 18:24:29
Nice to hear DJ on clyde hurting bad lol.
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06 Apr 2019 06:45:28
'I can't repeat what Scott Brown said to Ryan Kent'
What is this guy, about 10 year old? Made a complete and utter fool of himself last night to the point where Gordon the host actually sounded embarrassed for him. Clyde should see sense and dump this bitter man. He's just terrible at being a studio guest.
Especially liked the secret Sevconite at the end pretending he was a referee. You can't hide the sound of dragging knuckles!
As I said earlier, this show would give Only Fools and Horses a run for its money in the comedy stakes.
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06 Apr 2019 09:40:10
Ran jyst don't listen to it a gave up years ago bfdj is a cheerleader.
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05 Apr 2019 17:42:15
Damn,
I ain't going to see the bhoys while I am over on my trip home. They play sevco on the only date available. : (.
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05 Apr 2019 17:36:41
If broony gets banned I heard he will be standing up on his seat in the main stand with a flare in each hand, held high above his head singing god bless Neil Lennon.
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05 Apr 2019 17:24:34
12th May for ibrox not 27th April as I was told. oldkilly.
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05 Apr 2019 15:59:39
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05 Apr 2019 16:25:15
😂😂Fecking troglodytes! The guy trying to get down the front gets pushed back and trys to hook the copper. Then he joins in singing🎶Just can't get enough 🎵Utter cretins filled with rage and hatred.
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{Ed007's Note - Why was that clown not arrested?}
05 Apr 2019 16:29:53
When did he start drinking? Thursday? No idea why he’s not lifted!
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05 Apr 2019 17:53:09
By feck nacho novo is a fat twat these days.
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05 Apr 2019 17:53:40
No arrest as the coppers probably his brother. Coppers are terrified of them but have no problem of steaming in hitting woman and oap's outside a pub. I read one of them got into the ground 1 hour early and was chantin sectarian songs. He was approached and spoken too and they where looking at his driving licence when he decided to run. When caught he bit the coppers arm.500 quid fine! The copper will have a nervy tine waiting on blood test results. I guarantee you if that was 1 of our young team a custodial sentence would have been a certainty.
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05 Apr 2019 17:54:17
Something tells me if that was Celtic fans he would have been lifted 🤔.
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05 Apr 2019 19:11:29
Coz the polis are all rubbishbags either that he was in the same lodge as there gaffer. T. A. L.
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05 Apr 2019 19:19:41
Just as well he didn’t have a flare.
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{Ed007's Note - One of them got lifted before the game for biting a copper and using threatening and abusive behaviour involving religious prejudice (shouting at Celtic fans) - he got a £50 fine!}
05 Apr 2019 19:49:36
I thought it was 500.Even worse.
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{Ed007's Note - Oooffftttt that's a bad typo from me, Pud. It was £500 but come on, for biting a copper?}
05 Apr 2019 20:27:40
How long has the copper left to live. Cannabilism pigs biting 🐷 pigs, did they wrap him in a blanket.
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{Ed007's Note - I wonder if the tetanus just cancelled each other out?}
05 Apr 2019 22:15:46
Haha. Swine flu and the rabies virus. Shocking but not surprised. They will be like the Vikings on tour in the remaining fixtures. Stay safe.
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{Ed007's Note - WATP!!!}
05 Apr 2019 15:44:06
Does anybody else on here get a impression that there is something not quite right behind the scenes at the minute? Don't know what it is but in Lenny's dameener and the way he has been speaking but something just doesn't seem write. There's a few clips from training the day as well where he just seems like a spare p***k at a wedding.
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05 Apr 2019 15:51:16
He let's Kennedy control training so it's the same as Rodgers he's already said this he didn't want to change anything . watched his presser and he really stuck up for broony.
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05 Apr 2019 18:44:46
Haven't noticed it, but there may be tension because there is a lot of uncertainty in the squad regarding players futures and there will still be an after-effect of the turbulent change in management?
I don't know if NL himself knows if he's got a future at Celtic?
Whatever happens, I did see the Hibs manager got the manager of the month for March - even though we beat them, winning three and drawing the other, of our games, but apparently that's not enough?
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05 Apr 2019 15:35:17
If anyone gets caught with pyro ban them. They can sit at home and watch cartoons while the grown ups watch the fitba.
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05 Apr 2019 17:59:23
I'd rather you stayed home so you could sit quietly and not be disturbed by noise at home. Thanks.
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05 Apr 2019 20:29:28
Up the road you. 😂😂😂.
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05 Apr 2019 11:58:15
Living in the Highlands, I've missed the joys of Snyde SSB for years. I've recently been downloading the show on podcast. Got to say, I'm addicted to it! The bangers that phone in are comedy gold! From the guy with top secret information that can be googled to the guy wanting to come to the studio to go face to face with Mark Wilson, I've never laughed so much in my life!
The Sevco implosion on all media is absolute Nectar from the gods!
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{Ed007's Note - I listen to it now and again too, Rab, you just know when it's going to be hilarious.}
05 Apr 2019 12:06:40
Hey BigRab, you can listen to it live online every night. There are various sites that host the channel. I'm on the east coast but I still like to tune in to get my regular dose of delicious Sevconite tears.
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05 Apr 2019 12:10:00
My only complaint is BFDJ hasn't been on all week. Is that coincidence?
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05 Apr 2019 12:13:06
I live in Newcastle and have been listening to the podcast on the way to and from work. Love it. Apart from the beat the pundit nonsense.
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05 Apr 2019 12:42:13
There’s a radio app on virgin tv just search Clyde 1 and you get it live.
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05 Apr 2019 12:53:57
It's easier to wait for the podcast, usually available about 9pm on the same night.
As Ed says though, it's only worth listening to when you know it's going to be full of zoomers phoning in after Sevco have been skelped by whoever.
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05 Apr 2019 15:30:19
Get yourself a Amazon echo dot and you can listen to it live no matter where you stay.
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05 Apr 2019 15:48:17
I think it's brilliant we have such a wide cross-section of the support having a say on this brilliant site (and the live chat) .
I know we have had posters all over Scotland and the UK; plus as far away as Norway, Spain, Ireland and even Down-Under etc etc.
Celtic here, Celtic there, Celtic every *##.
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05 Apr 2019 16:39:08
It's been a great week on it. Gordon Dalziel was being honest about the Brown hysteria saying there's nothing in it. The first orc says "No wonder you don't get any rangers supporter's doos nowadays"The 1 wanting a square go with Wilson was a cracker. Another contradicted himself all through it and was shot down every sentence. Mystery benefactor of 30 million in the Summer. After Lennon baisacly saying Gerrard talks rubbish tonight's will be a belter. he's bang on about him. He continually contradicts himself daily. His warped take on things is exactly why there's no discipline in his player's.
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05 Apr 2019 10:21:13
At Aindoh's request we're running a poll on pyrotechnics at Football. Remembering that this isn't just about one idiot throwing a firecracker onto the pitch - which is a totally different matter - but ALL pyrotechnics inside stadiums:
Should pyrotechnic displays only be organised by the clubs and no one else? Vote here.
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05 Apr 2019 11:50:54
I am unpleasantly surprised at the number who vote basically for F*@k the rules, law and safety of others.
We are, imo, heading to s set-up where supporters will be required to go through very tight security before being allowed into a football ground. Is the really what we want? How many supporters will just say, it's not worth the hassle and watch games on telly.
I sincerely hope I am wrong.
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05 Apr 2019 12:07:56
Can't believe the mentally that says f**k the club.
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05 Apr 2019 14:10:50
Tinytim would you go to police or stewards if you seen someone steaming drunk or sneaking in a carry oot . what about smoking a cig or a joint . sanitize everything or nothing .
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05 Apr 2019 14:15:24
**** the authorities not the club. 👍.
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05 Apr 2019 14:26:27
Got to agree Kev. Ed pass the details to the polis.
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05 Apr 2019 15:21:10
Stephboy it is saying f**k the club. The club have came out condemned this and asked fans not to do it.
So if your still doing it even though the club don't want it then that's exactly what you are saying
F**k the club.
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05 Apr 2019 23:07:52
Na it's **** the authorities from me mate, am not into sneaking stuff into the ground unless it's a wee cheeky bottle of bucky. 👍.
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