Celtic Banter Archive September 04 2011

04 Sep 2011 22:17:13
Ed007, I would urge everone to read the article "Its too late for Rangers to change" on newsnow Rangers.
My surprise is not the fact of the author but Rangers people allowing it on one of their sites, they are desperate for anyone to tell them the truth.
hail hail Timalloy

04 Sep 2011 21:18:18
Everyone is going on about the scotland game here.
where as i am a Scotland man i must say neither should have been a penalty . just because someone touches you in the box does not mean a penalty should be given . A penalty is given if a play impeads or brings a player down in the box . berra was not brought down we has touched very lightly took a step then went down . Berra said himself he was touched a thought it was a penalty but he said " I made a meal of it and went down easily but i still think it was a penalty "

I feel angry about the decision but the ref turned down a stonewall penalty for them in the first half .
We accept that , no one was moaning . No player ran to the ref and said "oh wait ref that was a penalty" NO .

I for one dont blame the ref , I blame the player . as every Rangers fan jump on celtic fans to say the ref calls it as he see's it .

And for someone to say Hutton was touched every time he won a free-kick . you must be blind or dont know what a tackle is , the only real contact tackle he had was right at the end and he wanted to fight with the guy. As soon as a leg got stuck out his legs gave way just the same as there striker did in the box. But i for one dont think Hutton was cheating as everytime he played the ball he fell on his ar5e .

And is the SFA going to call Levine in and question him on his comments after the game as when Lennon did it after a ref lied to him he was fined and got a 6 game ban .

Our media defend our refs week-in week-out about bad decisions but as soon as one goes against scotland they are up at arms shouting about injustice . If anything it shows us that every ref no matter what country you play in can make and will make mustakes .

Lets just get on with it get a result on Tuesday which brings us to within 2 point and hope for the best.

04 Sep 2011 20:53:55
here ed its me pat fae posso here wit ah nite last nite ma heeds still throbbin,am almost sure its ma heed anyway wur hivin an ekstenshun bilt at the bak ae wur hoose (we liv oan the sekund flare ) anyway,dont ask wen wee veras goat ( ah dont meen shees akchilly goat a got -cum oan am dslik suk ,here that wee tim wae hiz alloys is pit this in hur heed wae the goats ,bak tae the ekstenshun,
anywaey ah foned up a bildin firm n sade " ah want a skip ooside ma flat he sade go aheed its a free c**trie,"
ah thoat sarky b.,ert,no whit makes ma bllood boil krematoriums,
ah meen evury boadys a sarky bastert noo ah rang up ma swimmin baths n' sade
Hello is that ma lokil swuumin baths ?
he sade it depends wer ye ur ?
no wit amen ed am fkin fed up wae it .
a guy noked ma door the othir nite ah sade " hey you pit that fkn bak,,he sade kin a kum intae yir hoose n talk aboot yir kerpis?2 ah thote thats awa need a jahoovirs witnuss, her ma auld neybur ( here he wiz wan ae thaem ed he wurships exhaust pipes ) hes akafalik cunvertur ah think, thtas me ed am aff tae nok afew zzz's oot hey av goat tae be oan ma gerd ed wit wae weevera ,she pits the smoke alerm ontae snooze, hey ed ma fkn memurie iz gaun mate a met a guy in the sarry last nite who sade thit he inventit the crosswurd , wits his name agane begins wae t...then p n'ends wae r,
am joe the toff noo guys so its goodnite fae me ............... {Ed007's Note - Night Pat, mate.}

Pat, I would LOVE to see you do a comedy routine at one of the clubs. hail hail Timalloy

Speak English

04 Sep 2011 18:42:22
Got to laugh, you are obviously lookin for a by into the next round cos Ross County will put you's oot, if yer worried about R.C god help you's in the mickey mouse cup!! Athletico Madrid 4 Celtic 0, Celtic 0 Udinese 3, Rennes 2 Celtic 0, Celtic 1 Rennes 2, Celtic 1 Atletico Madrid 3, Udinese 3 Celtic 1.

That's the Mickey mouse cup your not in t*t

Can you tell me who got our 3 goals LOL timalloy

Posso pat skored aglorius hat trik
am runnin roon ma livvy room wae ma tap owir ma heed bumpin intae munkees teleez n chanteez

Well if thats the case at least we will see our team score 3 goals in europe this season {Ed007's Note - Added to the 6 we already have that is not a bed return ;-)

If your that confident muppet, put the laptop down and get to the bookies! You might get enough money to help your debt ridden club!

DazzaBhoy

You's only got in through the back door, ineligible players or no you's got pumped off a diddy team, and ed how have you's got 6 goals awready, you's were credited with the wins by default i suppose you's will credit them to Gary Hooper to try and get him above big Jelavic as leadin goalscorer at the end of the season. Fail Fail, 4IAR here we go!!! {Ed007's Note - The matches were awarded to CFC 3-0 by UEFA. Oh by the way, yes, please go!}

04 Sep 2011 12:04:07
ha, haven't seen these pages for a day or two now and was just catching up. Good old Celtic pages eh, put a smile on any man's face.
I think pat musta been oan the swally last night ed ?
Class tho.
Anyway, belated congratulations on the Sion outcome.
And belated commiserations on the penalty.
Life has it's ups and downs ed, the good and the bad, the yin and yang, the pat and the tim...lol.
Only joking boys.
Here ed, now its wrestling, Celtic, U*d, and X Files eh?
If I didnae know you any better, I'd say 'weirdo' !
But I do, so 'eccentric'. Lol.
The Real KB {Ed007's Note - I'm not that interested in international football KB, it's is kind of boring. I think we will stick with the eccentric description lol}

I just have visions of you getting in to your different kits when each is on telly.
Its the false tan, body oil, and tight trunks and boots that is getting me...
The Real KB {Ed007's Note - Calm down KB mate!! Don't want people getting the wrong idea!!}

How many wrestlers does it take to change a lightbulb ?
- What's a lightbulb ?
The Real KB {Ed007's Note - 'Here $200, change that lightbulb or I'll choke slam you'

Lol.
1 - 0 to the Liverpool. Lol.
OK ed, leave you in peace for the now.
Hands across the border mate.
The Real KB {Ed007's Note - Ok mate, take care.}

KB, back on the Smiling Celtic pages good for you, bet you wished wee Pat was a liverpool fan, nothing like pat on any other site, you knowm when the wee man posts you are going to laugh, hail hail Timalloy Ps KB answered your post on leaving Anfield on your site

Shal wee orl trie too powst thee wurst speelin sea hue winns
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Here Tim, this was posted as a reply last night (23.24) on LFC Banter. It was taking the p*** out of someone's spelling. But for an instant, when I first saw it, I thought Pat had made his debut !
The Real KB

KB, nobody can imitate wee pat, besides the wee man is funny, that post was not Timalloy

Of course not. I wasn't trying to be disrespectful there, just when I first saw the post. Looked like posso patter.
The Real KB

04 Sep 2011 11:44:12
Lets get it right. Neither a penalty. Scotland were brutal first half. Played ok second. No his biggest fan but Robson been playin out his skin for Boro. Should have started for Naismith who was murder. So much for Levein only playin players who are playing regular. Fletcher, Hutton havent been near a football top for ages, and it showed with Hutton. On his back side more than his feet. Goodwillie should have been on too as soon as Miller was booked to give him some pitch experience before Tuesday. And one last thing.......we really need Fletcher(Wolves one) and Levein to sort their problems out. Best stiker we got.