Celtic Banter Archive November 03 2012

03 Nov 2012 16:58:24
see that deen shiels is he relatit tae gren shiels?
ahl need tae stamp that oot

03 Nov 2012 16:28:37
no income tax,
just ebt's,
money back,
yur aff yur heid.
minty n wee craigo whyte
thats when the fan hits the ****e

Viva! Hooky Street!
Long live Hooky Street!
C'est magnifique! Hooky Street!
Magnifique, Hooky Street!
Hooky Street.
Hooky Street.
Hooky Street

noo div 3 we hav gone
aw wur trophys in the pawn
chico green noo he's in charge,
the green brigade is givin it large!

Viva! Hooky Street!
Long live Hooky Street!
C'est magnifique! Hooky Street!
Magnifique, Hooky Street!
Hooky Street.
Hooky Street.
Hooky Street

03 Nov 2012 14:45:28
Got to laugh.sally on radio today saying he believes sevco can win the scottish cup.wonder if he still believes in santa too?artybhoy

And Neil Lennon got pelters from all quarters for saying his ambition is to win the champions league with celtic or else where. Wonder if ally will be slaughtered for his comments lol b

Well look it it this waey arty snatas a mysteriouc auld guy wae abig red nose.....
step forwurd wee chico!
noo if he tried tae get doon ma chimney ah wid roast um,bit he hiz goat ah loat awee elfs helpin him oot? spooky eh plus your aff the list tae eftur that commint
arty sorry son av awreddy seen yur wee list
1. "10 easy waeys tae cross dress!
2, tampons what are they REALLY for?
c. barbie
& lastly the nicola sturgeon make over kit?.

Here thurs the" help the sturgeons of scotland" charity waant hur tae chaenge hur name wtf?
thats it ed asm throwin oot aw ma lenny risin damp videos any takers?
bit al be keepin the risin damp in ma y's any takers?

03 Nov 2012 00:28:08


The Day The Rangers Died



A long, long time ago

I can still remember watching Lisbon on TV

And I knew it would hurt the ****

Watching Celtic in the Lisbon sun

Become the greatest Scottish team we've seen

Nine in a row sure cheered us up

And the Celts won cup after cup

Bad news for blue side

The Celts were famous world-wide

And I can't remember if they cried

When they found out how Sir Minty lied

But something touched me deep inside

The day, the Rangers died...





So bye-bye to those famine song guys

They tried to match the Celtic

But those tax dodgers died

The Green Brigade Bhoys were feeling happy inside

Signing this'll be the day Rangers die

This'll be the day Rangers die!





Did they try to match the Hoops

By spending millions on transfer swoops?

The Daily Ranger told us so

They tried to win the European Cup

But they usually just ****ed it up

They really just weren't good enough... you Know

Well I know Sir Minty Broke the Bank

He paid out millions to Ron and Frank,

He also bought big Flo and a fanny called Seeeboo!

But the thing that broke the people for me

Was paying these dicks with EBTs

And the Taxman he could plainly see

It was time the Rangers died....



And we were singing

Bye-bye to those famine song guys

They tried to match the Celtic

But those tax dodgers died

The Green Brigade Bhoys were feeling happy inside

Signing this'll be the day Rangers die

This'll be the day Rangers die!



Well the first step came in February

Administration filled the Bhoys with glee

But that's not all the fun you see

When the Celts destroyed them at Paradise

The Green Brigade had a big surprise

Four Horseman on the flag for all to see

Oh and while they sang the famine song

There was something in our hearts so strong

The clock was ticking down

Sir Minty could not be found

And while Lennon's troops went marching on

We all did sing our favourite song

Jelly and Ice cream when Rangers are gone

A huddle on the day they die



And we were singing

Bye-bye to those famine song guys

They tried to match the Celtic

But those tax dodgers died

The Green Brigade Bhoys were feeling happy inside

Signing this'll be the day Rangers die

This'll be the day Rangers die!





One dark night at Halloween

The time that Zombies are sometimes seen

They liquidated that ****ty team

Now they tell us this Zombie crew

Is the same old Rangers that we always knew

We know it's not the same and so do you

And the Bhoys in Green they had such fun

Because we all knew the Rebels had won

With Hector on the case,

The Bhoys had won the race

As the Celts prepared to take the field

In the Champions League, it was revealed

That the cheaters fate was finally sealed

It was the day the Rangers died



And we were singing

Bye-bye to those famine song guys

They tried to match the Celtic

But those tax dodgers died

The Green Brigade Bhoys were feeling happy inside

Signing this'll be the day Rangers die

This'll be the day Rangers die!



I met a guy whose nose was blue

He asked me for some happy news

I just smiled and turned away

A hundred years of bigotry

Is over now because you see

Your cheating club is now just history

So they sing their songs in Division three

But they know the truth and it hurts you see

But not a word was spoken

As their bitter hearts were broken

And the ones who said they'd ever stay

Were the very first to walk away

And the Green Brigade were heard to say

We're glad the Rangers died...



So bye-bye to those famine song guys

They tried to match the Celtic

But those tax dodgers died

The Green Brigade Bhoys were feeling happy inside

Signing this'll be the day Rangers die

This'll be the day Rangers die!

Ootstaunin ma man take a bow wee pat

Absolute quality
Jimbho