03 Jun 2012 23:01:32
The prodigal son to return? Mo Johnston?!
Celtic Banter Archive June 03 2012
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03 Jun 2012 22:47:08
just come online (heehee), thommo gone, sad times, best of luck fella.
Nevis
03 Jun 2012 20:06:57
Evening fellow Tims, bet you were all
glued to telly watching all the juuubbillee
celebrations, as our Pat would say,
is that not a drink?
Here are some more film titles to make
your day end with a smile.....
Think of Rankers when viewing...
Contraband, Criminal Minds,
One for the Money, The Raid, Awake,
The Miracle Worker, The Usual Suspects,
Les Diaboliques, Witness for the Prosecution,
(one for our RTC) The Social Network,
and the BIG FILM..........
THE DEPARTED!! LOL Timalloy
03 Jun 2012 19:50:33
Has Thommo been sacked ....Rumour on twitter ....TTTS
No, he is over in war torn Syria, to get the stench of Rankers out of his nostrils...
Timalloy
Not that thommo ....Alan !!...
Just read this on bbc sport,not sure if its true or not Alan Thompson quits his first-team coaching role at Celtic
Celtic first team coach Alan Thompson has parted company with the club, BBC Scotland has learned.
Thompson was appointed by Neil Lennon in June 2010 alongside assistant manager Johann Mjallby following the sacking of Tony Mowbray.
The Englishman previously won four Scottish Premier League titles as a player with Celtic between 2000-07.
He was also was capped once for England and featured in Celtic's run to the Uefa Cup final against Porto in 2003
Here is the link www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/18319883 GreenJellyBaby
One for the dodgy rumours ...Mo Jo is been lined up as a replacement... Twatters as you so fondly call it ed .. :-) ...TTTS {Ed007's Note - Like that will happen lol}
03 Jun 2012 19:24:37
My daughter, nephews and some friends want to set up a " Lisbon club " for themselves for 2017(oh to be young !)and want to start by booking hotels. Anybody know how to go about this ?
Paddy Malarkey
Pm I would advise at this juncture that the most obvious paln of action would be to seek a company who has 7 can be trusted in all situations CELTIC FC ,who has both integrity & a depth of knowledge in organisational skills...............,
enter " the posso pat hire a bus fur next tae nothin wae nae mot ur insurince n chip in fur red deesul co ltd"
the following contacts still apply, happy to have been of service I could be a rival for "jeeves" or "118" etc, call
" gimme 500 ( thats jist a non returnabul depoasit mind)
0141 7-1-71 1888 n ask big brenda fur extenshun: 666,please dont ask fur credit iz a smak oan the kissur offen affends.ta
03 Jun 2012 16:48:09
If rangers had of paid their taxes the queen could have afforded a bouncy castle and a clown on her wee barge too ...Shame on you ....TTTS
TTTS you better watch what your saying about rangers paying taxes etc!
they will be doing a march to your house if you keep this patter up lol
lenny
I'll buy a mobile home and keep them marching ....TTTS
03 Jun 2012 15:08:59
Cant believe what I'm reading in the papers today, rangers hoping to get away with paying hearts 70k off the 800k owed for the Lee Wallace transfer, then expecting to go out n sign new players for next season! This stinks from the high heavens! Completely n utterly morally wrong! Ibrox n Murray park should be sold off to pay there debts! Keeps getting better every day so it does! If I was a creditor I would rather receive nothing than the pittance there offering! What an establishment! Shocking! I really do hope they r relegated to the 3rd division now!
Byars38625
If it stinks to high heavens and is moraly wrong as you put it , why are you also stating it gets better and better by the day , your not one bit intrested in who,s not getting paid by rangers , your enjoyin it mate , thats fair enugh so cut out the pretending to be concerned act
The guy has a point , all we are hearing these days from everyone is that clubs will go to the wall without Rangers !! clubs will go to the wall BECAUSE of Rangers more like , Hearts cant afford to write off £730,000 , and clubs like Motherwell , Dundee Utd and St Johnstone could really do with the money from European football which could be taken away from them by the arrogant we are the people attitude of Rangers FC , so there is concern , you lot are that far up you're own a#ses you just dont want to see the damage you're disgrace of a club are doing to Scottish Football .... Its all about yous after all , isn't it Nobby ?
Well if hearts cant afford to do without 750,000 why then can they do without rangers , , youv totaly contradicted yourself mate , bit of red mist son
What r u talking about mate? R u having a laugh? It does keep getting more n more ridiculous every day! The problem is rangers think they can get away with what they want! I am more concerned about the small businesses not getting there money as I own 2 small businesses myself, ie paper shops, food shops etc! it could
possibly put these people out of business by paying them a pittance off what they owe them. Then to add insult to injury rangers think they signing new players when the transfer window opens? Eh! Get the blue tinted specs off mate! what rangers are doin is nothing short off shocking n if u cant see that theres something wrong with u!
Byars38625
It's idiotic rangers like u that makes ur club what it is! Take ur punishment on the chin like men n get on with it! Stop squabbling around like babies as if it's everyone else's fault! After all in 2 weeks time it could be proven u's have been cheating for over 10 years!
Byars38625
You are all gettin a bit clouded in your bitterness against us , rangers went to court because of a rule that wasnt there , it was nothnng to do with getting a transfer ban , jeeso yous a re all over the story like a rash but dont even know whats what , tut tut
Were only bitter because rangers have been gaining an unfair advantage on every other club in the scottish league by avoiding paying there relevant taxes! They have been signing a better calibre they simply can afford by paying there wages into offshore accounts to avoid paying the high tax on it in this country! Celtic looked at ebt's n stayed well clear! Not only have rangers cheated Scottish football but also the general public as it was taxpayers money they were withholding! Which is spent on hospitals, schools etc! Us Celtic fans and fans off other clubs have payed good money following our club all over Scotland while rangers have had a massive, unfair, unlawful advantage over everyone else! I have not seen any rangers officials, fans or players showing any remorse for what has been happening over the last 15 years! Instead all we hear is idiotic, uneducated people like sandy jardine coming out saying if u damn us we'll damn u! Wake up and smell the coffee guys! After all u's have been gaining an unfair advantage on everyone else!
Byars38625
03 Jun 2012 18:43:34
Ticketus 26.7m
HMRC 21.5m
Rapid 1.5m
Hearts 800k
Charles Green's CVA offers a 11p in the pound deal which means ...
Ticketus 26.7m - which then means they lose 23,763,000m (2,937,000m is what they will get in a CVA)
HMRC 21.5m - which means they lose 19,135,00 (2,365,000m is what they get in a CVA)
Rapid 1.5m - which means they lose 1,335,000m (1,335,000m in a CVA)
Hearts 800k - which means they lose 712k (88k in a CVA)
thats just 4 creditors...but there are well over 100 creditors, from £18 to 26.7m
so here is my question to you (& ed007)
i borrow £1000 from you then 6 months later i tell you oh wait what if i offer you £110 would you take that ? yet you know my house,cars,etc are all worth over 100m ?
this is where liquadation comes into it. (need your help of this ed) there must be a law to stop you selling your assests to someone else then put the business down & your creditors are left with next to nothing ?
this is where greens cva goes out of the window surely?
back to my offer the £110. now would you just say ok thanks i will take that although your losing 89% of your money or ? push your luck get a court order to try & get MORE from me ?
anyway enough about rangers money trouble my problem is the SFA, who are doing SFA ! banning rangers from the scottish cup (rumour) will just pee of ufea more & end up costing us ! sion got hammered as did basel & the swiss team for sions trouble,they got -36points basel out of the CL & swiss team banned from cups. if SFA bottle it (which they will!) then over all it could come back & bite us hearts motherwell etc all who are in europe !
rant over ed lol
lenny
Couldn't Agee with u more Lenny mate! I am a business owner and if I diddled the tax man off his money I would be looking at a minimum off 2 years in prison. 11 pence to the pound in a cva is an insult and if I was a creditor I would reject it! Especially when there expecting to go out n spend money on new players for the new season starting! What about this 1 billion pound mr green said he can raise if necessary? Ibrox and murray park should be sold off to pay there debts.
Byars38625
I seen in the paper aswel today that they are saying"we are willing" to accept a 6 month transfer embargo and ban from the scottish cup. what rangers are willing to accept doesnt really come into it. are hearts willing to accept a paltry 70 grand on an 800,000 sale, and theyre screaming to everyone to be fair on them. doesnt really work.
Ps theres no mention of a 6 month ban in the rules either so why if rangers are challenging a fake rule why would they then propose a fake rule! total hypocracy
Hearts had a transfer embargo placed on them by the SFA in the early 80,s for unpaid transfers fees due to Dundee United. However they manned up and took the punishment until they were able to pay Dundee United what they were due.
Of course Hearts cannot afford to write off £730,000 , can Rangers ya pleb ?
03 Jun 2012 15:05:57
rangers have broke rules , the sfa break rules by using a rule thats not in the rules , thats the ruling of a proper judge in a proper court , so rangers to get hammered worse beause someone else broke rules , whats more astnishing than that is celtic fans all of a sudden love affair with the sfa , yes the sfa who celtic fans hated with a passion for years and years , by the way change the site name to celtic obsessed with ranngers site , have a look thats all you takjk about , couldny make it up , ha
So we are wrong to be obsessed by a mob that could { but wont} get us thrown out of europe , now that really would be a team and it's support getting punished for nothing. you can say for as long as you want ''we did nothing wrong it was murray and whyte'' end of the day they did it for the good of rangers . 13 trophys soon to be recinded ,didn't hear you complaining at the time oh thats right you didn't because you were too busy mocking us. so no sympathy here bud . friday is d.day bye bye ..bb
Yes obsessed mate , and before it emerged that celtic could be punished because of us its all you want to talk cout , if you can get past your obsession with us youd have noticed at the top of the post iwas admitting there was rules broken , but never mind as we can all see your very bitter person
Don't think bbs reply was anywhere near bitter as you say . Obsessive , now who's the one coming on a Celtic forum trying his (or her) best to cause a reaction . If you've noticed it's getting a bit tiresome listening to who done this and who done that , god 17 wks and your still no further on ,back to the admin site.........DH
Obsessed with Rankers, no, this is a soap opera, thats why celtic fans and other football fans are interested, for the first time in scottish football history one of the top teams have proven to be in such a mess that they can get booted out of football all together, i think you will find that when the soap opera if finished the usual football banter will be back, not sure rangers will
Vambo
So the spl would thrive without celtic in it , at least your bein honest vambo
Honesty what r these rangers fans on about? The sfa used the transfer embargo so they didn't have to chuck rangers out off the league! Us Celtic fans have as much time for the sfa as we do for rangers! Both off u's r corrupt as each other which I'm sure will come out in the coming weeks! I'm hoping mr Campbell ogilvie will also be brought to justice when the full truth comes out! He's up there will David Murray and Craig white!
Byars38625
Regarding celtic fans being obsessed with the plight of rangers, i can remember very well when celtic were in financial trouble we were, on a daily basis subjected to all sorts of unsavoury comments from both the rangers fans and the scottish press. broken crest every day, hearse at celtic park murray mint jibes etc .what goes around comes around im loving it and hope you rot in in hell
03 Jun 2012 14:14:54
Came across this old joke so i've updated it.
Rangers have signed an 17 year old striker from Kabul United FC.On his first day at training Ally McCoist picked the ball up and said "ball",then did a kicking motion and said "kick",then he pointed to the goal and said "goal",understand?"Kick,ball,goal!"The Afghan stood up and said "Excuse me Mr McCoist,but i speak very good English." to which Ally replies "Sit down son,i'm talking to Lafferty."!
Jungle Bhoy.
Ha ha ha! Brilliant mate! U could actually believe it as well!
Byars38625
03 Jun 2012 12:35:51
Now is the time to put in a cheeky wee bid for big laughatme ....going by reaction to his big day it would surely gently nudge a few of them over the edge..... Dungwall must be close to the entrance to a secure medical holding centre ....TTTS
03 Jun 2012 10:53:11
No need to buy another striker .Been watching Daryll Murphy all season for Ipswich ..OUTSTANDING !!
He will be the perfect foil for Hooper this coming year he is far better then Rhodes
Big Jason
Paisley.....
Pmsl Just you calm yer sell they're big chap
Kieran1888
Ok then many goals did he score 5?
Conor67
My mate is a season ticket holder at Ipswich and he has been telling me all season that Murphy is absoloute rubbish and nowhere near good enough for them never mind us.His link up play is poor he has no pace and for a big lad doesnt hold the ball up as well as he should and on top of that he has only scored about 4 goals for them which imo is a shocking return for any striker. davie c
You would be better off with eddy murphy mate! Daryll murphys like a plank off wood! I really hope we can get him off the wage bill.
Byars38625
03 Jun 2012 07:24:56
Celtic fan from South africa.Have been following rangersdebacle on here and on other sites.Just wish SFA would give rangers the right punishment that tfits the crime.What really galls me is the attitudeof the rangers fans that they didnt do nything wrong dont punish us SFA need to get tough on them
Hail Hail from Sunny South Africa
03 Jun 2012 01:55:08
im a rangers but am interested to know wat u think your club would do if ur kicked out of the champions league because of the rangers situation would u take uefa and fifa to court just wondering wat u think mite happen
tambear {Ed007's Note - I will wait on Wee Pat deciphering this before any comment. I don't usually slag spelling or grammar but I totally refuse to attempt to answer written text talk. I have better things to do with my time than try and make sense of complete lazy typing. There is a difference between poor spelling and lazy spelling.}
Ed, that is all well and good, and I am glad you feel you can take the moral high ground, Perhaps the boy just cant spell, perhaps he has a learning difficulty, Maybe he is doing his best, but maybe you just avoided the question. Rangers are in a situation of our own making, we deserve all that is comming, the fans however have done nothing wrong, we have been let down by those who run our club, So enjoy this time and winning the SPL every year, Can just see your board now with smiles all over their faces thinking about the cut in the transfer budget, why do they need to spend money now?
Oh well thats that off my chest, will let you get on with slapping down peolpe who have problems with spelling, after all you are one of the best fans in the world.
Ta Ta Wibblyblue.
Wibblyblue. {Ed007's Note - Problems spelling and they can't spell 'you'? Get a grip of yourself, there is nothing worse than having to read through lazy text speak. I have no problem with people who have trouble spelling and actually change mistakes if I have time. We never post anything slagging spelling or grammar as it can put people off posting, but if people can't even make an effort to write in English then why should I put in the effort of reading it or answering it?}
You don't honestly think scottish football are going to back rangers and see five teams kicked out of european competitions and the national team booted from the world cup. you have brought this on yourselves with an appeal against sanctions that were doing you a favour. there is only one way this can go now , fifa have said any punishment must be harsher or at least severe as the original , so a ban from the scottish cup doesnt do it , the least you can expect is a one year ban from all world football and that includes friendlies . if you are really lucky they will give you the option of accepting the transfer embargo . refuse and it's expulsion..bb
At ed
can see where your coming from.
wee pat tho is just comedy gold LOL
i h8 whn ppl txt or tpe lk tht ds my hd in
* i hate when people text or type like that does my head(heed) in lol
lenny
I think all the teams in Europe this year from Scotland, if we get booted out cos of rangers , you will prob see lawsuits flying about like smarties at a nursery and the shame will be tied up on court for years.
hail hail
Marco1888