Celtic Banter Archive July 03 2011

03 Jul 2011 16:57:43
Lennon has made it clear he will not sell any of his major players and that includes Scott brown who he selected as Club Captain he is building a team to win the league and will not want to lose any players from the first team but will sell fringe players.
Hence players like juarez, rasmasson, murphy and hooveldt are all going to go if price is right for celtic and lower the wages which will then be used to bring in new players

I think board would think about it if big bids came in for Izzy, Brown or Kayal it would offset money lost in champions league. Myself if an offer fro Brown came in I would take it timalloy

Ed007 just been looking at rules regarding loan players, SPL teams can sign up to 4 players from other scottish clubs, from English clubs an INDEFINITE number so look out for ELEVEN loanees playing for gers next season, best bit is EPL teams have until 1 September to put in their 25 guess Sally is going to have a very busy 30th August hahaha Timalloy

Ed007 having a barbie and few drinks with friends while weather is so good post again tomorrow
leave you with a smile
Where do nuns do their shopping? HABITAT(ouch) Timalloy {Ed007's Note - They are getting worse Tim!!! Bin the joke book I say, enjoy your evening.}

11 EPL loan players would be fine.As long as they make it 4 in a row.But that is never going to happen.When we have EPL class players already at the club, that EPL teams want to buy.Whittaker has two EPL teams in for him.And McGregor is wanted there to.But that does not mean that he is for sale.

Haa funny 11 loan players and all that im sure this is the runners up page is it not? and did rangers not compete with a threadbare squad last year with some players loaned to them? also done well in the champions leauge. remember rangers are the team to beat they still have the sqaud that won the leauge and will add to it.

03 Jul 2011 15:19:50
here listen its wee pat here , me tim , & weesally huv jist goat oot efter the fracass at baird st, the word is that wee tims bail was paid by a mr bain bit huv nae idea who he is ? so anyway wee tim announces tae the troops lets get oot a glesca fur a while , & as luck wid huv it he says hes got 3 tickets fur the wan & only " bon jovie" at murrayfield he says a big pal o' his owed him a wee favour thru ther so he's collecting rite, this guys a high heid yin in a metal co. ur sumfin n'he needed tae sell this other busines venture quick like cos the tax man was hoverin ed. so wee tim stepped in ( bit he widnae tell us the name ae the new co. wiz as mums the word rite, so were a there me , wee tim, wee sally, jim jeffries wee broonie & 2 hertz players (naw no them two ) wee sallys gaun mental, shoutin JOVI JOVI ah want tae huv yir grandweans anyway 2 bottles a Grants vodka later ( wee sally brote them in her purse rite , whit a nite then .....& youve guessed it ed, on cums "livin oan a prayer " rite says sally am off am no huvin this sectarian stuff here, wee tim gies it sally ya wee d**k theyr huvin a go it me ya bawbag fur the tax thing cos thur aw based in embra, is that no rite jum, he says aye, tim sticks the heid on big jum, boabs yir antie were.off tae marrayfield cop shop, ed you coodnae make it up(anyway it lets me brush up ma gaelic ed)
when in rome son, arrivaderci ed am appearin oan mon see ye soon bfn
posso padraig {Ed007's Note - You do get about Padraig mate}

Ed am aloud wan fone call whits yir numbre?
pete park
shhhhhh thats no ma reeel name rite bit its the wan that theez arsenoles are gettin
bfn
ps av gave you as nixt o kin,
dont let me doon big man we sher the same mothir {Ed007's Note - I'm not bailing you out again, I've been doing it all my life and it's stopping now!}

I can see posso Pat, sally, and wee tim, all ending up on the Jeremy Kyle show
paddybhoy {Ed007's Note - I don't even think that muppet could sort out any the 3 of their problems, Paddy}

03 Jul 2011 12:59:13
I would like to see morten rasmussen up front with hooper because I think he has quality {Ed007's Note - I have said before I would like to see Rasmussen given another chance to prove himself}

I think he is what we are looking for, proper target man No need to buy 1 we already have him

Ed007 is Rasmussen in australia as i know Hooiveld was left behind also who do you think will leave. Murphy, Stokes or Big Sammy? Stokes formed good link up with hooper last time but i gather he causes problems in dressing room. Murphy is good squad player and as for Sammy..... frustrating but away in europe and against current buns he gives us more options. My vote is Stokes to leave Timalloy {Ed007's Note - I don't think Rasmussen is in Australia Tim. My own opinion is that Samaras should be moved on, he doesn't offer anything to the team apart from the odd goal here and there. I think Stokes could also be on his way if a suitable offer comes in for him}

Ed007 heard couple of guys stating they cant get things posted they should try "other" side I have not been able to get anything posted despite these sites supposedly being "OPEN" forums in my eyes that means everyone's views are welcome what about it Ed0010? besides Ed007 knows if if I dont get on i will send him more of my jokes haha Timalloy {Ed007's Note - The Rangers site was moving server but it should be fine now I am led to believe}

Aye big sammy gives us options against current bunns. the option to blow the title ya diddy.

03 Jul 2011 10:40:53
I'd rather see us sign Damari or De Nigris than Husseklepp because look at it this way; Husseklepp was a striker at a team that was relegated. I know it wasn't all down to him but surely if he was a decent enough striker he could have scored a few more goals to maybe keep them up? I think signing a player from a relegated club is taking a step backwards. What's your opinion, Ed?

Greg {Ed007's Note - I agree Greg, I would rather see Damari or de Nigris signed}

Is damari the target man we require? really?
or is husklep more the line leader we after to bully and unsettle defences to give these center halfs in scotland a torid time or let them away with kicking lumps out our front line as has been the case for many a season?

hail hail. ktf bhoys and ghirls

When folk are sending in these replies i just wonder how many Celtic fans have seen enough of Damari, De Negris or Husseklepp The obvious question is are they better than Stokes ?? It might be another thread here but Celtic and Gary Hooper are so much better when Stokes plays. There must be a Juarez type issue with Stokes as to why he doesn't always play (yes he has some rotten games but i can recall numerous stinking games Hoopers had) yet Stokes seems to be disregarded a lot.
In my opinion he's worth a longer run in the team and like the 9-0 Aberdeen game they'll run riot (Stokes & Hooper)

Another point lets not forget the fact Hesseklepp rejected us for Bari F*S does he deserve another chance to join us, i say not