Celtic Banter Archive December 03 2012

03 Dec 2012 22:27:14
jabba traynor , fat sally nd bouncey castle kyle were out for a meal , wee lassie says '' how would you gentlemen like your steak .. awe jist cut aff its horns and wipe its arse and we'll eat the rest, and remember hen extra chips . right i'm pissed and gone ti sleep , night guys and girls .. shamrock

Sevconians been swallowing jabba's spin for years. I'm guessing all the Rangers brown nosing is the start of a sales pitch process to fans to buy shares. CG giving Jabba the shares peddling rhetoric snake oil salesman job? {Ed007's Note - It's strange that after all his years writing his final ever spew was about The Rangers and events of the last few months. The world is a better place today. David Murray....check, Craig Whyte......check, Rangers....check, Jabba.....check, I wonder who will be next......?}

Campbell Ogilvie appeared disingenuous on the telly last night. How can we have an above question clean President of the SFA if he's been an EBT beneficiary of tax avoidance strategy in Scottish football?
I know it's not illegal by 2-1. But it's certainly underhand and immoral. And may become illegal on appeal. Regardless, it's not OK to have an EBT SFA President in my book.

If the rumours are true and Jabba formally becomes a paid employee at Ibroke then that shows his last article up as disingenuous. 'Why I'm.....'

04 Dec 2012 13:26:43
Scotzine magazine has an article today by Andy Muirhead claiming jabba will take up a well paid job in Green's PR department. So the only difference in his new role is instead of getting infromation from Media House to print, he will be GIVING it to his pals keevins, jackson etc. Disengenous does not cover it a total Hypocrite. Timalloy

Shammy ma son dont leave that chip pan oan!

Pat my friend , i'll have you know i have not had a home made chip for 20 odd years . oven chips , for me, low fat healthy . and can i just say i highly recommend that you never ever again think about throwing away your chip pan. i'm thinking of going to buy a fryer. oven chips are ****.. shammy

04 Dec 2012 16:37:07
Ha ha Shamrock, yes oven chips just do not taste the same. I posted a wee while ago about my pre match routine with the girls. Both fashion conscious, faddy diet conscious teenage girls, but both MUST HAVE a roll and chips from the chippy before the game... (see you all in chippy wednesday lol ) Timalloy

Ken who's missin . green jhedi . where is he , no been on for weeks/months.. shammy {Ed007's Note - Isn't he on an extended holiday?}

04 Dec 2012 17:06:25
Jabba got told SPL keeping sevco out. No return until fourth year. Nobody at top giving Jabba scoops anymore. Nobody interested in reading sevco in fourth tier guff. Jabba clearly no friends in top flight SPL.
I will never forget his attack on wee chick for raising concerns about Rangers financial state of health. Despicable. Personally attack the reporter for asking honest question. It's still on YouTube:



In the end they did go bust and Johnston, CEO, did nod in agreement and started the avalanche and downfall.

9) clear case of Jabba setting aside journalistic integrity to cover up for Rangers CEO letting the cat out the bag.
It all ended up the truth but why would ANY tabloid hack go to such lengths to protect rangers rather than jump onto the sensational story?
Why was it in Jabbas interest to take this line?

03 Dec 2012 19:15:39
Chico article today saying SFL teams won't join a 12-12 SPL, cause they remember how SPL treated the Rangers issue lol....

SPL UNANIMOUSLY AGREE 12-12-18 model and will now invite top 12 SFL teams into SPL2.

Rangers to be left behind in 18 SFL league.
So winning or coming last in sfl3 makes zero difference.

We dont want to join the new setup tainted titles are all yours

Then wander aimlessly in ever decreasing circles untill you dissapear up your own ar$es, goodnight sevco,
would love to say its been nice but...............,
sorry ed couldn't resist always the martyrs, see how clever it is after 7 years winning (occasionaly championship) thern stayin right where you are agin next year ffs if you thought that the spl was boring wait till 7 years in to div3?
marty bhoy hows you ed? {Ed007's Note - I'm good thanks Marty.}

The sfl clubs want their own reconstruction, which doesnt include a 12 team league. Let the battle commence

Titles themselves aren't tainted at all when awarded to deserving clean teams.
They are currently with the tainted old rangers club. when handed over from the tainted liquidated club, they will be shiny clean.

03 Dec 2012 16:17:46
rite ed kin ye inforum aw ma boays thit huv enroled in ma "problem wae orgasm "classes thit the next wan is oan fri usual place,
n aw thame thit canae come tae gie me a bell, cheers mate,
oh n tae shammy,miko,timmyalloay,green jedo,kb,evinin you,thit ma "prem jak " meetin hiz been called aff,
iz fur sum raisin a coodnae get the door ae the clubhoose opin so weev hired a loaksmith tae come( no premachurely) aw thaem wae the continuin prob save "it" in the usual containurs where a burd wul come roon oan fri tae cullect the samples tae take tae the "bank"
please give generouslie as per,
n this memo tae wee timbo, next time clean the branstons pickle jaur oot ya midden!
god bless me fur aw the unmenshund cherity wurk ae dae bit nevur menshun it! goat tae skoot ed pardin the currin bun!(pun)
ps this week kin ye stoap throwin it awer the windae iz it sets owur nite !
thats espeshully fur viewurs in hamultin?
if emdy waants tae stert a petishun tae make me a saint then ffs get oan wae it ,
maw tereeza fae posso

Pat ah wis gonna be it yur orgasm clinic last fridy . ah ken it starts it haff sevin but ah'' came'' at six . sorry hen . no sorry pat , sorry hen is jist whit ah normally say.. shamrock

Naw ye normully say thanks mate!

03 Dec 2012 12:56:36
This not been sent in yet? It's a copy and paste doing the rounds...

"Come in, dig deep, dig ever deeper, pay through the nose, sit the **** down and shut the **** up. Get dragged all over the week, day and night, to suit ****s that sit on their arse and couldn't find the stadium with a decent satnav and a knowledgable policeman. Don't drink, don't smoke, don't shout, don't sing, don't swear and do whatever the fluorescent fascists tell you to, or else. Get filmed, surveilled, tracked, harrassed, raided, arrested, and if you're particularly vocal or disagreeing, have your reputation destroyed, and possibly even the sack as well. No standing, no lateral movement, have your banners examined and scrutinised, and get your flags inspected in minute detail. Get searched, have your details recorded, have your clothing examined, and your belongings confiscated. You're only the one funding the entire game, but have your matchday experience reduced to one of inferred criminality, and to a mindset of such suspicion and mistrust, totalitarian regimes would baulk at it.

There's a reason why a lot of those seats are empty and a huge factor in it, is that people are absolutely pig sick of paying a small fortune to constantly be told what they can and can't do, and to be treated like absolute **** for the pleasure. Another is the fact that the day the suits prostituted the game to the highest bidder, they ripped the heart out of it. Things changed inexorably, and divorce proceedings from the game's traditional working-class fan base commenced. To pay the disgusting wage levels, the game needs people with deep pockets. The reb-singing schemies were replaced with customers and suits, and in conjunction with the Taylor Report, terracing culture - bursting with character, creativity and passion - was replaced with padded seats, corporate dining and canapes.

There's just a teensy-weensy problem though, when you exclude the lifeblood of the game, from the culture they shaped and created. The reb-singing schemies and Kestrel drinkers might have been undesirables to the sharp-suited marketing men, but they were hardy wee *******s. By hook or by crook, by planes trains and automobiles, in the wind, rain and snow - often in short-sleeved Celtic shirts - they made their way up to that stadium to support the team they were born to. Not to go to a game was unthinkable, and to miss one when you could have gone was an unknown concept. Nowadays, it has become an absolute chore for many.

By and large, those fans, and those days are long gone, and today's customers are a tad more discerning. They've many more distractions in their lives these days, other than paying a small ransom to be treated like something on the bottom of someone's shoe, or sitting in the cold, trying to instill a bit of pride and passion into some mercenary millionaire, more intent on expanding his property portfolio, than running 6 yards for a lost cause of a pass. Why trudge through the rain and mud to fund the millionaire lifestyle of some journeyman never-been, who'll in a couple of hours, be cruising back to his secluded mansion in the burbs, in his top of the range Aston, to be met by his supermodel WAG and her penchant for hairdos, shoes and handbags ?

The reason why there are so many empty seats is because the passion has been eroded from the game; the game has become a grotesque caricature of itself; profit and greed have been put before principle; and that core relationship between the fans and the club has been reduced to an all time low. If you're going to kick your dog on a daily basis, don't be surprised if one day, your dog doesn't return home."

Whit kind ae dug is it greeno?

It's wandering the streets of Athens, o Padre Pat of the Poss.

03 Dec 2012 12:08:48
i'm off to the bookies , big kevin '' bouney castle '' kyle says sevco can win the cup .. shamrock

Dundee Utd might have something to say about that! Another cup Sally will be papped out of. Oh what a tangled web they weave. I wonder if the sevco SPL boycot will take place, stick a tenner on that not happening Shammy.

It already has mate. Someone, on the Sevco pages is saying that they are not going. The will get gubbed anyway and that's the real reson they won't be turning up me thinks!

They never got paid for the tickets last year so i doubt they would be missed

They are only boycotting Dundee Utd because they were called Dundee Hibernian. Did they boycot other SPL teams? Such a shameful lot, once a bigot always a bigot I guess.

Awh well , no old firm match this season then lol

03 Dec 2012 09:55:51
MikeyBhoy88 - Good exclusive yesterday, it's back page headline in one of today's papers. Ian L

What is it? Don't buy em!

What you talking about ian ??.. shamrock

Miku going back to Spain

Lenny

Hows he left his gas oan?