Celtic Banter Archive August 03 2011

03 Aug 2011 23:47:05
WHY OH WHY, are all the Celtic fans so interested in Rangers. Nearly all the posts are about Rangers, Rangers in Europe, Goodwillie. Lets get Facts right here, Rangers did get put out of the CHAMPIONS cup tonight but they were there. They are now in the same comp as yourselves, lets not forget that. Keep posting as its giving me a good chuckle as is my own teams site with everyone blaming each other. Lets just see what happens and see who has got the cash to splash come the end of the month. Then we will see where the season takes both teams. Oh by the way, when the Gers are seeded and take the seeding away from yous, we can draw you and that would be interesting now wouldnt it... {Ed007's Note - Is there not a post on the Rangers site that says something along the lines of "not to worry, sceptic got beat by swansea so its not all bad". I'm sure Larkhall is party central tonight that CFC got beat in a meaningless friendly with a team from the EPL (where DG has went incase you didn't know).

Can't tell if the above post is in good, bad or middle-of-the-line spirit but I can't resist as the word "muppet" sprang to mind when reading it.

First off, you got beaten in a Champions League qualifier, so by definition you didn't get knocked out of the "Champions League" as you were never in it in the first place.

Secondly, Rangers weren't exactly "splashing the cash" when the potential for a 10-15M windfall was a possiblity, so what makes you think they'll "splash the cash" now? Rest assured they'll "flash the cash" however, rightly only to be told that 40% of the player valuation is laughable. But I guess I don't need to tell you that as that's not exactly news anyway.

And let's get Facts right here, the chances of us playing each other in the qualifying round are zero, as it'd provide negative bias to the country coefficients.

Finally, the chances of Rangers "taking the seeding" are slim to none but I've explained it somewhere else on the Celtic pages. Feel free to use your outstanding fact finding skills to locate it.

So yeah basically you're talking drivel. But keep posting - it gives me a good chuckle.

Why oh why are the celtic fans so interested in rangers says the gers fan on the celtic pages. gers have lost out in £15m champions league money but i am
glad you can have a good chuckle. bye the way celtic and rangers are seeded. {Ed007's Note - I think the irony of his post went over his head. Seems quite a common trait.}

If Rangers are seeded, they might get a scandinavian pub team, yeeeeeeeeeeehaaaa
paddybhoy

03 Aug 2011 22:10:40
rangers page is so funny tonight.all wanting fat sally sacked.arguing amongst themselves, etc.seems allys not so super now.

Why are you on their site anyway?

Because this site only gives jokes about rangers.coz there is not much to be so proud of here.and yes Ed I know you won't post this

03 Aug 2011 21:54:49
ffs, what age is the gers mod?hes giving it, we were the better team till the ref ruined it, and they got a corner and a foul they shouldnt have.what next?we had the cleanest socks?anyway.shame on the ref for doing his job correctly.

True mate, there is a t*t

Hail Hail

DazzaBhoy

We where the better team fact but im not blaming the ref both gers players deserved to be sent off but so did two malmo players only one was sent off refs are only human.

03 Aug 2011 21:41:45
Tony, fatbhoy67 here, any chance of my slice of cake?I'll even take a bit of your humble pie, you should have plenty to go around.lol.
P.S. The lol stands for laugh out loud not loyal orange lodge.

03 Aug 2011 21:14:06
whittaker is a good buy
goodbye 15 million smackers
la la la la la

03 Aug 2011 20:50:20
Nothing to do with us but thought I'd post about the people.
The websites and phonelines are going mental but really why the shock horror.
Their signing policy is absolutely shocking and the manner in which they've gone about their business has left them exposed to say the least.
I come from a publishing background and know for a fact that the reason that they never got any place near Goodwillie was due to the fact they wanted to pay in instalments with no cash up front. This is exactly the same as every other bid that's failed elsewhere. Teams are not prepared to accept these terms when there is a cloud of administration seriously hanging over the club.
Moving back to my team, so long as we bring in a quality keeper we're a defo for the treble.
What u think Ed? {Ed007's Note - I explained last night about the payment issue, because of the tax case hanging over them, other clubs/teams will not give Rangers "credit". If they go into administration after the final hearing the clubs owed money just become another creditor with little chance of getting the money owed to them.}

IMO there's a number of reasons, including yours that they never got anywhere near Goodwillie.

First off Rangers kept messing Dundee United about by making offers nowhere near the valuation which won't sit well with the guy in charge.

Second off Rangers are a league rival and as such it's likely they were probably told they'll need to pay the asking price up front at the very minimum.

Third, and most importantly IMO, they won't get anywhere near the sell-on fee if he goes to Rangers then ends up in the EPL. He's a young player developed at United, so there will undoubtedly be a hefty sell-on fee. A club could take Goodwillie off Rangers for far less (variable depending on a number of factors) than they could if he joins Blackburn, assuming he becomes successful. Even if he isn't successful they'd probably make as much back on a good transfer fee from Rangers as a moderate transfer fee from Blackburn, and even if Blackburn only got a couple of million (if he was a failure and moved on) they might get less from Rangers, again depending on finances. All in all they stand to make more money in sell-on fees in most scenarios if he joins a club in the EPL. {Ed007's Note - It is a bit like the James McCarthy transfer. His new contract talks at Wigan have stalled, and there are some big EPL teams sniffing around. In total the deal will eventually be worth £3 million to Hamilton when he moves.}

03 Aug 2011 20:41:06
Keep it coming Tim its all ammunition for when Lennons bottle merchants get hammered in Europe again.

Billyboy1

03 Aug 2011 20:31:37
Right Billybhoy1 Well Done you also coming on even if you are a bear with a sore head LOL Timalloy

Can you see Rangers Eds post no no no
Can you see Rangers eds post no no no

We should have had the tie wrapped up at Ibrox but a below par display left us chasing the tie. Stupid sendings off from Whittaker who is robbing Rangers blind and Bougherra who I'm glad is going been poor for too long now. Onwards and upwards Old Firm Europa League final 2012 the police must be bricking it lol

Billyboy1

03 Aug 2011 20:14:49
a little bit of ally, fat as f* k
a little bit of rangers, out of luck,
a little bit of larsson, made us cheer,
they wont be in europe come the new school year.
MALMO NUMBER 5

Cumby Bhoy

I think you'll find we will be. You should be getting your uniform in for the new scholl year

Billyboy1

What a repost you should be on Mastermind thinking up that reply LOL Timalloy

Actually u can still be out lol so I think you should get it right n go get your giro book out u uneducated kn*b

But it all comes down to rangers were put out of champions league tonight, no more money from whyte to fat Sally and Sally to be sacked by the nervous bored lol

Cumby Bhoy

And to rub salt into the wounds, David goodwillie has just signed for Blackburn, as per ssn app on iPhone,

So taxman coming, no champions league money, no more signing can see rangers disappearing like a certain low cost airline a few years ago lol

Cumby

Ha Ha another witty reply from an un named gers fan about giros er dont want to burst your bubble but fat Sally could be needing a giro soon LOL Timalloy

That was me cumby Bhoy who posted about the giro book in reply to a rangers fan, ask the ed he can verify am a hoops fan

Cumby Bhoy {Ed007's Note - Yep.}

03 Aug 2011 19:57:09
Tell all the GERS fans you KNOW
They've been beaten by wee MALMO
The GERS fans were'nt THERE
They were banned by FARE
and now they want a SQUARE GO

Timalloy ( and more to follow)

Anyone know the Celtic score? {Ed007's Note - 0-0 but they are all running about with their Ipods on listening to the Malmo game I was told :-)

How did Celtic get on in their Champions League Qualifier ya muppet?

Billyboy1

TUT TUT TUT B***YBHOY

Ha ha FIRST grumpy bear more to come I feel, hey Billybhoy1 the rangers site is empty, the rangers site is empty all gers eds too sick to post anything LOL Timalloy (Malmo Number 1 CFC Branch)

What a laugh whytes millions, must be delighted goodwillie is of to blackburn.

03 Aug 2011 19:32:33
if i was a betting man id put money on naismith scoring a belter, hope not but the way the games going i fancy rankers, i know this isnt transfer rumour, sorry ed, johnnyk

Ignore this post, johnny;-)

03 Aug 2011 17:50:16
does anyone know if the celtic vs swansea game is on tv tonight ?

if not does anyone know any links i could watch the game ??

Fromsportcom.com or google chrome live

03 Aug 2011 16:30:08
I see our 3 little bears have deserted us for now, lets hope they have courage to come back on later.
Tony I would leave you with one thought but i doubt you have room to store it. LOL timalloy

Im still here bhoys looking forward to rippin you a new ar5ehole when the rangers go through tonight 2-1 or 3-1 to rangers the
1-0 defeat was a wake up call (i hope)

Tony

To the words of that framous song " there may be treble-trouble ahead"
marty bhoy hows you big ed seen wee pat or are you having a nice day? {Ed007's Note - I'm having a fabulous day Marty, rather relaxing for a change. Pat hasn't been about since the weekend, must be locked up again.}

03 Aug 2011 16:00:12
Just read article in papers that said there is a nasty virolent bird flu going about that is more prevalent in GREAT T*TS. Tony please be careful LOL Timalloy

Talking of great T*TS HOW IS Mrs Tim Doing


Tony

I thought you were going to say how are the rangers team LOL timalloy

03 Aug 2011 13:12:31
ref


02 Aug 2011 23:51:12
sky sports news confirm police have arrested a Bigot who started hate web pages against neil lennon stirling court in the morning.. from callander?

good about time these clowns were caught

ktf davybhoy

Totally agree there is no place for them in society never mind football watp mark.


maybe they should put him in a cell with that bloke Michael Bailey for the next 5 years and they can spout their outdated vile at one another

Tony

Typical reply from tony wouldn't expect anything else

What was wrong with my reply m8

Tony

Ed can you see anything wrong with my post regarding the bigot that has been arrested i wish some people would explain themselves.

Tony {Ed007's Note - No mate, I just posted it to see what you would say.}

03 Aug 2011 11:46:51
first time doing this i think we ned to get a keeper zaluska has been in the shados of other keeper that his confidens has gone and as for the cf positin that people on this site seme to be obsesed with rasmussen can do that jobwe dont need a nother player how likes to pull out wide how menay times last sesion did we see the ball going in to the arear on striker was in there becouse one was crossing it and the other had beeninvoved in the buldup we rasmussan stays centeral and is powerfull un like samaras how is like jekal and hide u dont no witch is going to play we need some one with cosistance

Take it u failed english big toes

viewparkbhoy

I found that quite hard to read
next time u post type in microsoft word first then spell check wonderful tool
cfc1888

Here guys this is not an English class slagging people of for spelling will put them of posting take poso pat for instance i dont even try and read his posts i get tired after three words lol

Tony {Ed007's Note - I don't usually allow it either Tony, but that was a poor attempt, it was only because it was his first post I put it up, but that's enough of it anyway. Hopefully the poster takes a bit more time in future as he/she might be a bit younger than some of us. I am of the opinion if it is readable then it is fine, and as you say it can put people of posting. I usually just delete posts slagging spelling and grammar on all the sites.}

Just do what I do I have a dictionary and a thesaurus next to me while I post lol

Billyboy1

Translates as:-

Zaluska - heads gone.
Samaras - headless chicken or possibly the next Messi.
Rasmussen - worth a punt (down the middle, but not out wide)

Seems a more sensible post than some of the others we read on here tbh. Lol.

Shaunybhoy

Didnt mean anything nasty with ma comment people jesus uve seen some of ma posts

viewparkbhoy {Ed007's Note - Your spelling and grammar in this one for example ;-) Just kidding VPB}

Rite boays ma wee lugs huv bean burnin so yiz must be talkin aboot yours trulie, whits aw the comoshun boays? ah herd thit wee tim ....has put his whack oan the currents gettin thru the nite against the mighty malmo, cos he wiz in ladbrokes in milngavie, askin whit odds kood he get fur his lot....9/4 thats no bad fur a bunch ae chancers, so we'l see whos laffin the morra cos av gaun the othir road n'put ma whack on " mo mo mighty mal mo" thats
£ 10 , so when ah saw wee craigie pittin oan his fivur ah shoutit tae him " hey timbo that you spendin the bad diick money?ye shoodve seen the look oan hiz wee kipper? anyway ed nae thanks tae you ah have arrangid ma nezt akomodashun, startin rite efter the manky mobs game by stickin the heed oan the furst cop ah see then enjoy the ride aw the way up tae riddrie, so its a win win win fur me the nite ed ahl fone ye oan ma moby which ah wull sekritly sehkrit, ( thats no the prob ed its the chargur?, here ed ye widnae dae me a big favir n'bring it up ye , ah meen wae ye, naw dont suppose ye wid )in a place where no mans evur been ( or wants tae eh bbfn ed, mo mo mighty malmo, its aff tae wurk we go........... by the way if any cops ur lookin this is no posso pat rite no fikin way pal, RITE {Ed007's Note - Marty was looking for you Pat, an old cell mate perhaps?}

03 Aug 2011 10:02:01
ref


PS Tony you better hope Malmo dont win tomorrow after your post on rumours site think more than myself will be after you .Dare you come on tomorrow? Timalloy

Dont you worry Tim

if we lose i will be on here taking it thick and fast but if we win i will be on here Gloating and ripping you lot Another Ar5e

Tony

02 Aug 2011 23:51:12
sky sports news confirm police have arrested a Bigot who started hate web pages against neil lennon stirling court in the morning.. from callander?

good about time these clowns were caught

ktf davybhoy

Totally agree there is no place for them in society never mind football watp mark.