Celtic Banter Archive April 03 2012
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03 Apr 2012 22:33:59
all this talk about this years title being tainted is bulls#@t! rangers going in2 admin has just saved ally's job and save the rangers players reputations.Any rangers or celtic team that surendered a 14 point lead would get pelters in the media and from there fans!! would have lost there manger and most of the players would never play again..was last years title tainted? i think there was more preasure on celtic last year due to bombs and bullets than rangers this year due to administration!
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Spot on mate,except sally would never get pelters from the media up here no matter how he performed,the same as mr dignity before him.
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03 Apr 2012 18:53:36
here ed that poastur wiz sayin thit the currints huv applyed fur ah euro licence, fk sake they must hiv sum size ah telly,
so its hee haw fae me it euro centrul, in springburn bak tae the stewdios,fae posso pat yur rovur reportur,
"here mate a see yur limpin very badly ye widnae huv an ill fittin limb bae any chance???
its jist thit we ur hiuvin a eastur sale,ae lims the noo,
diz it maetur if its rite ur left,
fk sake keep yur hair oan mate,by the waey we dae sum nice syrups due tae a canculashun fae big baino?
goat ate go ed fk sake that maddie kin fairlie hobble!
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03 Apr 2012 12:13:08
Good Afternoon ED007, you stated to a poster yesterday that Rangers have two weeks grace to file accounts, to allow them still to play in europe. My questions are has the SFA agreed this and why, as it seems once again SFA is trying to help Rangers. Also do you think Duff & Duffer will meet this extended deadline to post accounts? Timalloy {Ed007's Note - Any club in Rangers position would be extended the same two weeks extension Tim, although I think it will still be difficult for them to meet the deadline the way things are going.}
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ED007, have you seen that STV are reporting that a euro licence has been applied for by D&D despite no audited accounts being published. Most Celtic fans like myself were waiting on SFA/SPL giving special treatment and it looks like we are going to be proved correct. it Stinks! Timalloy {Ed007's Note - There is nothing anyone can do about them applying, it is whether it is granted or not. The MSM are reporting certain things about Whyte today that are not entirely factual. Whyte has not agreed to sell or give his shares to Paul Murray, his actual words are it is 'absolute nonsense'.}
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Looks like D&P are leaving the same way they came in.tried to sign a player when the club was in administration,now they are applying for a licence after the uefa deadline.interesting they release this statement the day before the final final deadline to purchase the club.
trying to make the investment look better by applying for the licence.
lets be honest D&P couldnt run a S*ite down there leg
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Succintly put Lubo..... Timalloy
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Succulintly here hiv youz hid lammm?
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Naw Pat did "ewe?" LOL Timalloy
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HERE BOAYS AH COOD RUN WAN DOON MINE
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03 Apr 2012 10:41:03
A gers pal of mine is over the moon
about the blue knights with ticketus
on board bidding for the gers. Are
these fans for real? somethin not
right here. What do you think Ed? {Ed001's Note - I don't see any reason to be any more excited about the Blue Knights than any other bidder. They clearly don't have much cash.}
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Here see yur pal thits owur the moon mate wiz it a blue moon?
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03 Apr 2012 10:38:50
DR report on Paul Murray and Blue Knights must be breaking some of you guys hearts the very possibility that rangers can come through this and keep their history intact must be giving you lot sleepless nights lol.
i told you all yesterday that Paul Murray would end up with preferred bidder status and steer the club to safety so Enjoy your Title its not Tainted or Devalued regardless what some may say, you deserve it but enjoy your Ice cream and Jelly
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Did the very same paper last week not say that Craig Whyte will not sell to Paul Murray.
same paper that gave you Warchest and Wealth off the radar.
Paper you might want to buy tomorrow is the Hearld ,as there just might be a notice in there that you will need to see.
Deluded F*nny Pad
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Daily record haha i wouldn't wipe my arse with it lol davie c
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Poor Pad - forever the optomist.
The DR report is a load of crap. Work out the numbers on the Ticketus deal.
Rangers sell Ticketus 100,000 advance season books for £24.4m.
Ticketus then sell these books in future years at face value. An average of £400 per book makes £40m.
So where does Paul Murray get his £27m from.
Poor Pad - I bet you had the best boner of your life when the DR reported the Billionaire with Wealth of the Radar.
At present you have to overcome the following difficulties:
1. Whyte owns 85% of the club.
2. Whyte hads a floating charge of £18m over Rangers assets.
3. Big Tax case.
4. Nothing agreed legally with Ticketus.
5. No CVA agreed.
Liquidation Pad - bye, bye.
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Pad, just so you are aware. Alex Thompson has interviewed CW who has reiterated to him that he is due £30M and wants his £30M. CW also stated that any notion that he is selling his shares to PM is absolute nonsense. source Alex Thompson on twitter....apparently CW doesnt do walking away!
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Here ed wee vera sade tae me last nite" here you bawbag!"
its jist awee luvvy duvvy thing thit couples hiv ed surely even you kin remembur?
so ah replyed " whit is it ya bag ah LIDL'S mince?" ahhhhhhhhhhhhh! the nice,
she says "whits this aboot rangurs crisis loan?"
" whit "
" naw rangurs in crisis!"
" whit, howd ye no that,yur like craig whyte ye no fk aw aboot fitba!"
"well it says it oan yur arse!"
so that jist goes tae prove ed ,
SUM PEEPUL DAE WIPE THUR ARSE WAE THE DAILY REKURD!so ther,gtf ya bams,
how kin ah get that afffff ed am scarred fur life noo its like a permunint tatoo,if ah go in tae the turkish baths in sarrie every bidy wul think am wan ae thaem,ed ahl nevur live it doon,help me boays this isnae funny by the waey ed so nae mockin noo be warnt!
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A likwidashun pad,kn ell whit wull they think ae next ed????????????
here that wid be haundy tae dae the dishiz wae,n turn grapes intae wine tae hmmmmmm ah kin feel ma bizzo juicis runnin eddy bhoay, naw hing oan its jist ma incontinent pad needin chaingid,back in amo........ fkn ell av jist inventit ma ane likwidashun pad eh ed , get it ,dae ye get it????
talkin aboot pads wherz vera?
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Pat aboot yer crisis loan, they need a loan doon Govan way, and they sure are in crisis, but their shredder has gone on the blink and theyv'e some important documents... er toilet paper to shred for the ostriches nests, can ye see yer way clear to help them out, wee Sally is inconsolable, Timalloy
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PS Pat, fat Sally has invited you back to his "pad" LOL Timalloy
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Fat sally IS a pad timbo
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03 Apr 2012 10:34:17
Looks like someone might have painted the louden tavern Green .pmsl
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03 Apr 2012 09:40:29
We love you craig whyte oh yes we do,
we hate the sale sharks, & knights of blue,
& wee paul murray he makes us spew,
oh craig whyte we love you
pp
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