Celtic Banter Archive May 31 2018

 

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31 May 2018 19:01:31
Read this earlier .
See if Dick Dastardly had spent more time actually racing than trying to bam up the others he'd have won more races than Lewis Hamilton!
Take heed Dodgy Dave 😉🔫.

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31 May 2018 20:03:10
He is like a piss poor magician at a kids party, using distraction and misdirection to keep attention away from his own shortcomings and is only fooling the gullible and the short sighted.

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31 May 2018 20:23:16
When does the uefa licence have to be in for.

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31 May 2018 21:05:18
I hope the Celtic Board continue to put this glib and shameless liar in his place. We should make a complete fool of them throughout the summer.

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31 May 2018 21:14:01
Licence applications/ recommendations to UEFA from associations are due today, I believe.

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31 May 2018 21:43:40
He’s a classless spiv.

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31 May 2018 22:18:01
the way I see it, Dodgy Dave is pushing this agenda so that he can walk away saying the SFA is totally corrupt and he cannot, in all conscience, remain.
He then walks away.

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31 May 2018 23:45:44
Tiny Tim you can be sure the entire issue is about him deflecting his lies about transfer funds to SG. Rangers lost £7mill last year. They will lose even more this year unless they get Alves and co to walk away for free which won't happen. So £7mill a year is around £135k a week so how do Rangers save that money? That can't be done. I don't know why there is any discussion about Rangers closing the gap. It is impossible. If King does eventually raise £6mill from a new share issue it will be used to keep the lights on not to buy new players. I think SG will walk at end of the season.

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01 Jun 2018 00:08:23
Ah, The whacky races, suppose most of the ones on here wouldn't have seen the original series.

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01 Jun 2018 07:37:21
Great days Aindoh, can throw in Dogtanian and the three Muskahounds, Dungeons and Dragons, Thundercats, Mask, and Centurians.

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01 Jun 2018 08:22:16
A blast from the 80's past that lot Stan, ha ha. Mask, totally forgot about that.

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01 Jun 2018 09:00:46
You forgot He-Man, Battle of the Planets, Cities of Gold, Ulysses 31 and Batfink.

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01 Jun 2018 09:20:03
Batfink 😂 Hugo a go go is Dave King.

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01 Jun 2018 09:24:25
feck me, I'm thinking Supercar, Fireball XL5, Joe 90, 4 Feather Falls and Space Patrol.

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02 Jun 2018 00:07:13
Pole position
Terrorhawks.

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02 Jun 2018 11:39:17
hes just trying to deflect from the fact that sevco don't have a pot to piss in.

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31 May 2018 19:18:54
Usain bolt has lost out on a medal due to a teammate testing positive for drugs.
He now wants to sign for the tic and reclaim a 'treble treble'.

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31 May 2018 18:27:08
Just a point on John McGinn, a lot of people slagging players coming from other Scottish teams into our squad. Look at the likes of Barry Robson? Paul Hartley? even Gary Caldwell. I could go on. All these players that I never thought could cut it at Celtic but absolutely proved me wrong. McGinn can do the same and better especially under Brendan and with out current squad. Get him signed.

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31 May 2018 21:33:37
Robson and Hartley were instrumental in ilia winning the league the season when brown and Kayal were injured together.

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31 May 2018 23:06:33
They were instrumental in 2008 when we won the league. Kayal didn’t join until 2010.

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01 Jun 2018 06:46:55
Who was the other player out injured lm67?
I remember Hartley and robbo on the bench then both coming in to the side due tomother injuries around jan, then totally driving us on?
I had in my mind Kayal but obviously not.
I went to school with robson and was gutted when he signed as I would have to cheer him! Proved me wrong I thought he was great for us.

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01 Jun 2018 12:26:04
Did broony not get suspended.

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02 Jun 2018 11:34:43
mcclair signed from Motherwell and scored a barrowload, i've saw john playing for years and the thing that's obvious is he improves every year, and its also time that we had more clydebank bhoys in the team lol.

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02 Jun 2018 11:46:21
brown was suspended and never got his place back.

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31 May 2018 18:16:44
Mikey Johnston and Anthony Ralston must've played blinders against France last night! Let's see if they can make the step up. Johnstone looks like the Scottish Paddy R! Similar style.

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31 May 2018 19:12:11
Why must they have played blinders? Because we won?

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31 May 2018 20:39:21
Wasn’t even the proper France U21s either

Dembele and Co where playing Italy.

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31 May 2018 22:11:05
***must have***. Just passing on what I heard. So defensive over nothing haha.

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01 Jun 2018 10:36:59
We should leave the hyperbolic language describing players to Sevco. You can bet your arse every under 18 loanee they bring in on £150 a week, will be described as stars and brilliant and have all played blinders all season.

We tend to do this for our academy players and have done since fans forums started. A practise that has not stood up to reality either.

Describing a spade as a fecking shovel leads to less disappointment.

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31 May 2018 17:30:06
I was just reading Tom boyd interview where he mentioned listening to a song called treble treble. I can see the GB making a sing out of that for next season! It's great being a Celtic fan!

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31 May 2018 21:01:10
Surely rebel rebel.

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31 May 2018 11:08:16
Ed I was reading about young Darnell Fisher seems he's doing quite well since he left us.

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31 May 2018 12:11:53
Where is he now Kev? Always thought he looked decent on the ball. I see Ralston had a great game in Scotlands 1-0 win over France yesterday. Expecting him to push on this season and looking forward to seeing him develop under BR.

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31 May 2018 12:19:46
I think Darnell Fisher is with Preston NE now under ex Hamilton Accies boss Alex Neil .

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31 May 2018 12:35:29
Cheers DB.

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31 May 2018 13:06:41
Seem to remember the boy had an attitude problem. Did he not have a run in with Lenny?

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31 May 2018 13:55:56
Who didn't have a run in with Lenny?

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31 May 2018 15:04:07
Even Lenny had run ins with Lenny.

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31 May 2018 15:48:24
Ye Preston he is with after moving from Rotherham. Seem a few teams higher up are looking at him now.

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31 May 2018 16:15:11
lenny had a run in with lenny lol.

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31 May 2018 08:59:57
So as it stands Celtic have 3 players going to World Cup, Rogic, Lustig and Gamboa. Clubs get a payment from FIFA for any player participating so Celtic stand to earn £600k in total and another £195k if Boyata makes Belgian Squad.
Meanwhile the sevco chairmen is claiming 22 such payments as said players were scouted by them lol.

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31 May 2018 13:08:18
So between that and Big Erik's fee, still think he was hard done by, that's close to another 2m banked. House of cards dave, house of cards.

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Review Of The Day 31st May 2018

31 May 2018 06:33:05
{Ed's Note - Ed001 has posted a new article entitled, Review Of The Day 31st May 2018

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