Celtic Banter Archive May 31 2013

31 May 2013 20:53:38
I saw in the press yesterday that a man in Australia is claiming to be the reincarnation of Jesus. You can imagine my surprise when today the media in Scotland are claiming that a man in Govan seems to be the incarnation of God. Even our ex manager is saying that The God is the man " to get that great club back to challenging Celtic again ". DH

31 May 2013 14:07:01
when s the only time ye don't waant tae hear"jesus loves ye!"
a mexican jail!

31 May 2013 18:40:54
Is an ex manager becoming chairman (non exec) a world record?

Executive Directors will be running the company/ club on a daily basis; CEO Mathers and CFO Stockbridge.
On behalf of Ahmad/ Green until they sell out to the buses and scrap brothers. Smith won't have a say in Much and won't get to see the books, just as The previous incumbent stated he didn't.

WS and AMCC are salaried stooges to persuade fans to part with dough. They're happy to continue to do that. WS wants to spend spend spend to buy success. He'll never get it, let the fun begin. Where's the millions going? Where's the accounts? When will the chairman of the board comment on accounts and title deeds?

31 May 2013 14:37:50
Who Thinks Aleksander Tonev Will Sign For Celtic

31 May 2013 11:54:23
Here we go folks.
The season is barely over and already we're linked to (or linking ourselves to!) almost every reasonably decent player in Europe and sometimes beyond.
This guys a certainty, that player is a done deal, my mate's granda knows this players wife's cousin and he's on his way to Celtic to sign as we speak, we're swapping this midfielder for that striker plus £2m, so and so is a Celtic boy at heart, that other player was a Sevco fan as a boy etc etc etc.
The list goes on guys and girls and it's already wearing me out! lol
But I have a plan. A cunning plan. Why don't we limit our speculation to facts. If it ain't true don't say it. Let the other teams guess and spread rumours. Sit back and watch them flounder as we Celtic fans prepare ourselves with nothing but the truth.

Actually on second thoughts that would be really boring. Keep the gossip going. I have it on good authority from a mate's sister's milkman's neighbour that we're swapping Zaluska for the entire Bayern Munich team. It's true. They were spotted secretly getting off the Royal Mail plane at Glasgow this morning with mail sacks over their heads and singing "It's a grand old team to play for" in German!

Here's to a happy summer of transfer dealings and laughter. Oh and a wee bit of new scandal from Sevconia would be the icing on the cake!

Hail Hail
ChrisBhoy