Celtic Banter Archive March 30 2012

30 Mar 2012 22:43:37
FAMULY FORTUNE TIME AGANE ED
av thote up sum new ansurs ed fur when they fone me tae kum oan,, so here goes wee pat you have 1 minut tae ansur these kwestyins....

1Name a song with moon in the title - Blue Suede Moon
2Name something that floats in the bath - sperm?
3. Name something you wear on the beach - A deckchair
4. name something Red - My cardigan
5.Name a famous cowboy - Buck Rogers
6.Name a famous royal - Mail
7.Name a number you have to memorize - PASS
8.Name something in the garden that's green - ma Y's
9.Name something you might be allergic to - jail?
10.Name a famous bridge - The bridge over troubled waters
11.Name something a cat does - lik its arse?
12.Name something slippery - wee craigo?
13.Name a part of the body beginning with 'N' - Knee
14.Name something associated with pigs - The polis?
16.

17.Name a form of transport you can walk around in - My feet
18.Name something you have with coffee - The Sellik view?
22.Name something you open other than a door - Your bowuls,
fk sake ed how dae ye think uv dun??? {Ed007's Note - Your counting needs worked on wee man. With counting like that you could be Rangers General Secretary!!}

Ur furgettin AHM THE FKN OWNUR! {Ed007's Note - That would explain a lot.}

30 Mar 2012 22:19:34
here ed see thet wee burd askin if ahd like a date? shes ah wee brammur eh ah kood use hur fur ma tie wan datin ajincy fae posso ed ,ma motto iz
"ye kin tie wan n dae whit ye like wae the uthur!,
whit whit,,,,,,,,,,,,,no likey no litey

30 Mar 2012 22:01:13
here ed ah hid tae go tae the doakturs the uthur day wae ma haw maws,( av tried gaun ther withoot thum bit its no the same is it,plus who kin ye trust tae look eftur thum while yur away ed, ed? here ah cood mibbee jist shuv thum thru yur leturboax?hey it wurkd last time,untul that wee nyaff ae a dug decided he wiz hungry),
anywaey he says pat, ah rekun ah no the score wae yur haw maws,(hes really doon tae earth int he ed?,( hes jist waitin tae get struck bak oan agane eftur gettin struk aff),
its plain tae me iz the varicose veins,oan wee veras tits, yur haw maws ur ful ae sreemin weans!,in thurs only wan waey tae get thum oot pat>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
well here wae ur proppin up the baur in the sarry heid agane, big angus hiz hid us aw sittin ootside ae the pavemint jist noo, ( whit wae the luvly wethur n that the nooo, ah kind ah cafe culture,in the gallagate,
( mind you thats 3 weeks noo weev been waitin fur the table n chairs rite enuff) bit ah wisnae hingin aboot fur that mad bstd ae ah doaktur openin ME up,no way ahl jist releev the presure daen whit cums naturuly n thats tae shuv aw ma unwaantit sperm, thru the leturboaks ae the sperm bank,au natural ed, so if any ae the boays ur ah wee bit shoart in the tadpole dept ( ah no wee tim alloy n green jethro ur 2 thit cum tae mind),
who ye gonnae call//////
aw ma haw maws ur blue.....

30 Mar 2012 20:57:45
ED007, watched tonight's Ch4 news first well done Alex Thomson, I can
vividly recall Chick Young saying on radio Scotland that it "was too hard"
to investigate RFC, well Chick Mr Thomson managed it in FIVE weeks!
Also well done Rangers Tax Case who has been proved right once again.
Also bit I liked was when one of Bain's letters says to "shred the documents" oh dear Martin, naughty naughty, and I loved the irony of Ch4 picturing both Bain and McLelland against Rangers Charity Fund!
Mr Ogilvie, are you going to walk? or await the big Elbow? As the song goes "they're coming to take you away....." Timalloy
PS speaking of "charity" Celtic FC will be donating 100% raised to the
Good Child Foundation, RFC (IA) are you listening.....? {Ed007's Note - There will be more to come out yet I would imagine Tim.}

ED007 heard these jokes tonight....
Mr Bain your usual breakfast?
Yes please, SHREDDIES!!....

at the Rangers leg ends match tonight
a dyslexic reporter noted in programme
"Simply the EBTS...!
LOL Timalloy {Ed007's Note - *groan*

Here timbo thats clevur iz that no a angiagram ae best?'
see n you lot thote ah wiz daft iz alavvie brush,oh aye ma mooth iz awfy dryyyyyyyy
the new md ae the casul greyskullians no less eddy ma boy,here ed iz yur haw maws pickin up?
no thit am tryin tae saey they wur draggin the street ur anythin sun {Ed007's Note - I'm fine in that department Pat, your Tulisvera's help was greatly appreciated :-)

Tulisvera? thats ah fkn shampoo ya maddie,mind you ah aewaeys use that sellik shampoo TIMOTEA

Hi Pat, how ur ye hingin?
here is another wee play on words....
heard our Mr Ogilvie when he was at Rangers he paid "SFA", when asked what he knew he said "SFA" now he is worried about being investigated by FSA
Timalloy

30 Mar 2012 20:17:13
RE Court Case WRONG CHARGE, but glad these dirtbags are going down.
Hope the judge sends them away for a long, long time. Good policing, and
well done to Strathclyde Police for their in depth investigation. CM

Here that mob coodnae investigate a fish suppur, trust me oan that wan boays,,,,,,,

Sorry but they did catch these low lives. Not the polices fault that the charge was changed.Even Neil has praised them.

30 Mar 2012 17:22:29
Really gutted to hear about Stan Petrov being ill. I really hope that he gets better as soon as possible. All the best Stan, Hail Hail!!

30 Mar 2012 16:34:34
As a Gers fan I want to say my sincere thoughts go to Stan Petrov and his family. Always seemed a decent bloke and I pray for his recovery. OF rivalry goes out the window when you hear things like this. C'mon Stan, the Bears are rooting for you too. GTM

30 Mar 2012 16:17:52
hey bhoys, this might be a dumb question because im sure most think this. with the sfa out to get Lennon how many think that they will try and ban him from the bench so to try and take away some glory from him when we win the league? i have a feeling a 3 match ban will be put so that covers enough games for us to win the league and so Lennon has no part injust a thought. Ed what you think? and if he is banned i hope the managment come out and show other interviews of other managers and compare and say look why is it? Ed do you think Celtic have been holding some evidence or buliding a case to show the unequility of the refs? {Ed007's Note - Obviously CFC think they have evidence that will be sufficient, whether it is or not we will need to see.}

30 Mar 2012 12:32:06
Oh lordy, tomorrow is the 31st March, where are them Audited accounts bears, looks like you are compromising the SFA again.

You truly are scotlands shame. Well at least cities across Europe breathe a sigh of relief.

No Gers in Europe, doesn't is sound great.

Bad Bhoy.

30 Mar 2012 09:35:59
been on Daily R web page thats the image the world should be looking at when they think O.F thats the image we should be promoting not just the views of the bigoted Minority but unfortunatly pics like this dont sell papers.

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